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Uunga here this be best cave for telling of cave stories.
>>1185102
me and my bros took down a mammoth the other day
>shit was cash
>>1185102
>bing gurr
>Wama damba
>Oomba doonga wagadonga
>shoo shoo umbalado
>Urdungur
>Wakadongo
>>1185102
>telling of cave stories
Go away Plato, no one likes you.
UG COME AND TELL ME TODAY HE SEE BUNGA WARRIOR FROM ACROSS RIVER
HE USE SPECIAL STICK WITH STRING TO SHOOT SMALLER STICK TO KILL ELK
WHAT KIND OF STICK MAGIC IS THIS?
>>1185686
friend is lying. Bunga rock for brains.
>>1185725
Bunga do have rock for brain. No need string: just stick and bigger stick.
>>1185102
>go to large cave to pick up the newest rocks
>long line at rockstop
>finally get to the rock pile
>sorry Lubanga we have ran out of Stickrock 5
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
Neanderthals were literally dwarves. I wouldn't be surprised if the idea of a dwarf comes from old tales of Neanderthals.
>>1185102
Is that his ancestor?
>bo po
>sog ung/ung
>goog ig eg agh
>ongag og bog "log'ga eegaga boogaga"
>spill spaghetti
>>1185102
>see log float down river
>get idea
>grab big boulder
>leap into water
>boulder not float
>Go war with Uungunga tribe
>Still use throw stick
>me use bow
>me kill like 4
>me face then
>Hreks hest so nputlos.
>Hreks suhxnum ulnhto. Tosio gheutorm prekst: "Suhxnus noi gnhietod!"
>Gheutor tom hregm ueked "Hiagesuo deiuom Uerunom."
>Upo hreks deiuom Uerunom sesole nu deiuom hiageto.
>"Kludhi moi pter Uerune!"
>Deiuos Uerunos diues kmta gwaht. "Kwid uelhsi?"
>"Suhxnum uelhmi."
>"Tod jestu", ueuked leukos deiuos Uerunos. Nu hreks potnih suhxnum gegonhe.
>meynos bhes kwo
>looking for food
>pick berries
>eat berries when back cave
>berries make sick
i think mooa tribe do this
>mfw toba
>>1189274
Except they were tall
>>1189660
this no good
>>1189431
Dumb pog poster
>>1189651
Speyga shah dakaga, bih'k su scum.
Ayy yo! Where all da white cave wimminz at?
>>1185397
>Wama damba
This is now a google translate somalian thread
> How did mountain make?
Many day before come big man.
He lay down and sleep.
Many wind blow dirt on top.
Now is big mountain.
Never dig in big mountain, maybe wake big man and break everything!
>>1190461
Is this an actual aboriginal myth?
>>1190461
>mountains are burial mounds of the giants
I'm stealing this for my dnd campaign
>>1189431
dumb frog cavepainter
>brother ugg picks up early domestic culture instead of hunter gathering
>brother ugg and his kind lives considerably shorter natural lifespans.
Farmlets when will they learn?
>>1190842
>be me
>not fall for stupid farming new wave bullshit
>fuck my woman whenever i want
>fuck their women
>steal their food because they are shills while they're farming or whatever
>they send out their shit sheepdogs
>i send out my glorious wolfhound
>half of their children are actually mine
i swear to god this fucking farming business is going to be the death of euphrates
>>1190842
>be me, Unga of Bunga family
>going kill animals for eat
>going old forest I haven't been to for long
>no forest, no trees, trees is kill
>Aga Baga tribe are farming on muh wildurness
Farmers get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>big
>unga
>tribe
me uogg walk far place then
got far land away home
got place land stop be land
land now wet
deep wet now
uogg try walk of wet land
uogg lose air
uogg lose live
Waka waka!
Me part of superior Wajaladalabalaga tribe.
we find big untamed island.
Found out new way of hunting.
We set forest on fire and dumb animals run out.
Easy to catch.
We are so smart we masterrace.
We keep this up we be dominant race
>tiktok set up heretic golden metal workshop
>only one moon of experience
>drives away customers from stoneworkers like me with generations of experience
>no one knows if golden metal causes bad growths on body after many winters of use
Everyone but uggk is stupid
Why is he so smug?
Sad thing is a lot of people seriously believe that humans used ot live in caves and were behaving like cartoon characters.
>>1191329
I think this claim calls for proofs.
I haven't met anyone that, when actually called on it, would insist that the unga bunga caveman meme is accurate
>>1191297
better remember how make float wood or you stuck on island forever
>>1190842
Sons of Ugg the Farmer are tiny dwarves, weak warriors. Stay in one place. Teeths all fall out. Whole tribe of berry pickers and women. Why Ugg listen to Big Nose tribe's tricks?
>>1191337
you're forgetting that retarded baptist Christians literally think humans tamed dinosaurs like in fucking Flintstones
Me friend said one day people will go to the moon me thinks that weird weed he is smoking is bad for the mind.
>>1191337
I saw people unironically saying that cavemen were bashing women in the head with clubs and dragging them.
>>1191252
underrated post
Agriculture is a meme.
>>1191252
kek
You dont need to make fun of ancient humans when you actually have denisovans and erectus living with us.
>sky starts cracking
>water falling
>find cave
>dark, can't see
>take out sparkrock and hit cave wall
>cave bear staring at me
>>1192017
>>sky starts cracking
>>water falling
Do you really believe they were like that? Top kek.
>>1185102
>>1192019
That they wouldn't be able to tell what lightning was and would think the sounds of thunder combined with the jagged appearance of lightning and likely increased rate of waterfall in relation to rainfall that didn't have lightning?
>>1185102
>TUNGA NO HAVE MANY ROCK LIKE ME
>TUNGA LIKE TO PUT HIS MEAT STICK IN BIG CAT
>ME FACE WHEN NO OONA TO GIVE ME BERRY
Found in Lascaux Caves
>>1185397
Top booga
>>1185102
Me want to explore cave of bone shaman
>you will never be a caveman
why even live bros
>>1191252
kekan maximunga
>>1188474
>elk meat fall out of loincloth
Daily reminder that Sky God dead for almost three moons until Great Shaman Luthunga raise him from tomb!
>But a rival of Solutré, told the tribe my style was outré—
>’Neath a tomahawk, of diorite, he fell.
>And I left my views on Art, barbed and tanged, below the heart
>Of a mammothistic etcher at Grenelle.
