ITT historical figures who you'd love to have as a friend
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>>1157174
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>>1157106
>>1157787
>Greeks were cunts
>were
>>1157780
>Brolisaurius
Pic related. Would love to chill w/ Anaximander and talk about evolution
How is this Fucker not the only answer!
>>1157855
he would probably be a snob with no tolerance for anglos
>>1157952
Fuck Anglos
>>1157106
My boy Claudius
I would have loved to party my face off with this motherfucker
My boy Petronius would have been dank to chill with and get in all kinds of highjinks with
>tfw ywn get drunk and bang whores with Ben Franklin then show him modern inventions and shit
I'm sure he was a nice guy deep down
>>1159456
Gaius Julius Caesar
fucker could cut a deal and boy he did love the ladies
would party with
Definitly the guy that made fire, cuz he was wicka smart
Dat language barrier tho
>>1157106
Willy II - Seems like he'd be fun to hang out and talk politics with but his temper might get in the way
Nixon - Would be fun as shit to play cards over a beer with Nixon
Diogenes - The ultimate shoot the breeze character. 10/10 would chill with.
>>1157780
Who /wife's son/ here?
>>1157787
>John the Good
>Cunt
>you will never attend a raging 18th century party with this smug motherfucker and shitpost about the "Holy," "Roman," "Empire," while giving hot 18th century sluts the d
>tfw he died too soon :(
>>1159456
about to post him, the fucking legend
>>1163384
feels bad man
>>1159135
>makes you listen to his mediocre poetry all the time
worst kind of friend
My nigga
>>1162734
procopius pls go
Would watch chariot races and drink wine with
that was easy
Augustus would be a gas.
Lincoln? Always Lincoln.
>>1157106
>its another "you should know these people by their statue/medieval portrait" thread
>>1157106
>ancient bust
>image.jpeg
>no explanation in text
you are the worst kind of faggot
>>1168242
But you should though. We don't exactly have photographs of them.
these two
>>1168242
Agrippa
>tfw he will never paint you like one of his french girls
>>1157106
>>1157106
>tfw you will never exchange banter with the original /his/torian
>>1158738
Keep in mind, you would have been remembered as one of the worst things to ever happen to the Catholic Church.
>>1170545
That guy always looked like he was in on the joke and I wasn't, and he knew it.
>>1170578
He's almost as smug as Voltaire. I feel like he would have been even more smug in person.
>tfw he'll never drag you around the world in crazy, death-defying adventures like some early 20th century male manic pixie dream girl
Germanicus
We would talk for hours
>>1157789
underrated post
>>1169859
Cornelia's Jewels
Theodore Roosevelt
Catherine the Great
Mansa Musa
Caligula and I would tear shit up.
Ghenghis khan also.
>>1172328
>Ah, yes mr Lenin, let us si a micro brew together, sir and decide upon the method that we shall use to SMASH THE STATE. Also, , y wife could use a nice big Jamaicn cock to help her relieve the stress of being married to me, an ardent and dangerous revolutionary
:The post
He looks so comfy
>>1172399
Don't put me together with eurocucks.
