Which battles would you like to see?
>>1156457
Jesus (God's son) vs Muhammad (Satan's pawn)
>>1156468
What would be your reaction if Muhammad had the sickest rhymes?
>>1156468
Muhammad would behead Jesus, technically winning
>only nixon could go to China
Mao Zedong vs. Richard Nixon
Justinian v. Suleiman
>>1156509
Fucking little kids does not = sick bars
Voltaire vs Charlemagne
>>1156588
This is the only correct answer.
>>1157184
>Epic
>Rap
>Battles
>>1157230
>EPIC
Most, if not all, are under ten minutes
>RAP
At best, they are parodies of rap music
>BATTLES
They are not military contests of arms
>>1157286
Justinian is shitty meme ruler but sadly he's the one who's known the most.
>>1156457
>ERBs abrupt cancellation
vs.
> Its slow downward spiral of popularity and mediocrity.
>>1157637
which one of those two would NicePeter be?
>>1157286
You mean Belisaurius's conquests.
Justinian is badass. He lived in a two-front war, and had no real choice because he knew that if he didn't have Rome, he'd never be truly Roman. He knew about your "Neither nor" meme hundreds of years before it existed, and was trying actively to fix all of those things. The odds were stacked constantly against him.
Talk more shit
>>1156457
Diogenes vs. Everyone
>>1157286
>the point
>your head
Justinian and Suleiman were like the same person, which is the point.
Hillary Clinton vs. Henry Kissinger
that would be one hell of a comment section
>>1157286
In what kind of world do you want to call out somebody that only pretends to love Byzantium? Are you part of the enlightened minority that TRULY loves Byzantium?
>>1156457
your reddit is showing
None. this show sucks and is only enjoyed by the most annoying garbage people in the world. The people that make these constantly confuse yelling with humor. Just say something louder doesn't make it more clever, it just makes you more irritating.
I had been wishing for an Al Capone rap battle. When I got it, his raps were commercials for Ass Creed Black Flag. Nothing against AC but the fucking blatant sellout left a horrible taste in my mouth. Haven't watched it since Rapsutin v Stalin.
>>1157885
Philosophers vs Philosophers and Shaka vs Ceasar were alright.
>>1157885
That's a shame, because season 3 is a really good.
Season 4 is absolute shit aside from the spooky one, and the shaka one. The michael bay one was funny.
>>1157298
Fine. Voltaire vs. Alexander Pope.
BEGIN
Richard M Nixon vs Pierre Elliot Trudeau.
>>1156457
Bill Clinton vs. John F. Kennedy
Because pic is related as fuck.
>>1156457
Alexander Hamilton vs Aaron Burr
>>1157184
They already did Voltaire.
Saitama vs Umaru
LBJ vs. Nixon.
The battle of the scumbags.
Bill Cosby vs Malcolm X
>well lookee here, you wanna step in the ring?
>that's adorable, kids say the darndest things
>you're just a punk in a suit with a handful of kittens
>and your flows just blow chunks like the sweater im within
>take your chump ass back to basic cable, i'm must see TV
>don't make pudding pop you harder than the N.O.I, ya see?
>kids
>they listen to ya crap
>it gives them the brain damage
>ya see?
>with der yipping anda yarring and der allahu akbarring
>so they don't know to function round the whites!
>eek!
>life is like jello get it flibbity flop
>you trying cause rigidity i gonna ask you to stop
>clean up ya act get presentable it's no fun to frown
>and it's certainly no fun to get ya ass shot down!
>>1159665
Why the fuck haven't Key and Peele come back for a rap? Keanu just came out, it seems like it'd be a good time to do something like this.
>>1159627
>nixon
>scumbag
Sure thing kiddo
>>1157861
Agree. Watching it is cancerous torture.
Voltaire vs Charlemagne
Qin Shi Huangdi vs Genghis Khan
Theodore Roosevelt vs Andrew Jackson
>>1159457
You already have an entire musical about this.
Vlad Tepes vs Oda Nobunaga
>>1159856
Exactly.
>>1156457
Winston Churchill vs Theodore Roosevelt
>>1156468
Karl Marx vs Filippo Marinetti
low-key af but evola vs marx
>Thinking Nixon was a scumbag
Underaged detected
>>1156457
Zhou Enlai vs Qin Shi Huang
>>1156457
Admiral Nelson vs. Admiral Yi.
Ayn Rand vs Karl Marx.
Throw the college politics shitters at each others throats for once.
>>1157800
Well, they hinted that they would kinda have to do a battle based on the 2016 election, so you can safely assume that we'll at least see a Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump (assuming Bernie doesn't miraculously win, of course.)
Marius vs Sulla
>>1159947
That's nice
>>1157885
Al Capone vs El Chapo
guest appearances by Pablo Escobar and Bugs Moran
>>1159451
FDR and LBJ
Margaret Thatcher vs Bernie Sanders
>>1156457
>WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
the winner is always the guy having the last line
>>1156457
none of them
>>1162195
Sounds like you have a short attention span.
>>1162195
This guy get's it. Sure there may be rare exceptions but the battle is always one by the guy with the last line.
MARX VS BAKUNIN
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>>1157861
Exactly, same audience as bobs burgers
>>1156457
Toussaint Louverture vs. Nat Turner
>>1156457
None, I hate this channel and wish there was a way to block it from showing up on the side panel.
I think it's humorous at times. I'm not surprised that a lot of autists don't like it on here.
No one likes all of their material. In fact, some of it is just shit. But you really can't take it any other way than at face value.
>>1164589
Oh god that would be phenomenal.
>>1164749
Who would have the better bantz?
>>1156457
Elagabalus Vs. Catlyn Jenner
>>1159771
Great concept that brings inevitable cringe occasionally.
>>1162317
Child destroyed Ramsay last battle
>>1156457
Diogenes vs. Plato
>>1156517
Not if the video has a three day run time.
Horatio Nelson vs Yi Sun-shin
