Discuss the achievements of the great Teuton race ITT. I'll start
>inventing communism
>starting 2 world wars
>protestantism
>destroying the roman empire
>inventing scat porn
What will they do next?
>Frankfurt School (inb4 Jews)
>Degenerate modern "art" (expressionism, Bertolt Brecht, Bauhaus, atonal music)
>Angela Merkel
>>1110011
Don't forget "ebryone dat speak da same langwhich should be in one country!!" and thus fucking up the map of Europe for millenias to come
>>1110032
>clean maps are more important than ending oppression
ok
>>1110045
Tell that to all non-Germans who lived in "muh german lebensraum!"
>>1110045
>oppression
It's the Germans that opress everyone around them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
obligatory
>destroys the Roman Empire
>wants to become the Holy Roman (Catholic) Empire
>destroys Catholicism
>destroys Empire
>destroys Europe
>destroys Europe again
>destroys Europe a third time
>muh Jewish conspiracy
>>1110054
They were the only ones taking it to extreme.
>>1110051
Hey, early german nationalism was legit and not bound on expanding like ass.
>>1110063
Well yeah, but you know they were Germans
>>1110045
This
The clear ease of administration provided by a single language dominance is the most obvious way to end ethnic oppression and conflict. Language is generally the most readily obvious way people define themselves in a group, the idea of nations existing willy-nilly because Duke von der Fuchs or Count Roasties' great great uncle once took an army in a general direction and killed enough people to make a claim to it is so clearly outdated it shouldn't even be considered.
Elsass should be German
>>1110072
>Elsass should be German
Alsacians were treated like trash under Germany.
>>1110051
>Historically France has been the most belligerent and Imperialist power.
>Prussia originates in an area overshadowed by the then powerful Scandinavian Empires of Denmark and Sweden, a massive Poland, a domineering and Anti-protestant Austria, and of course, a belligerent France. >Manages to unify Germany, despite all the odds against it, but because of two wars (or one war, continued after a twenty year halt) at the tail end of the European Imperialist era, they are forever hated and treated as a belligerent nation. >France is seen as peaceful, Republican, and a center of culture.
Yeah, that makes sense
>>1110072
>Elsass should be German
but german/elsass speaking people are now a dying minority there.
Also its full of nortern africans now, weve got enough of those here in cologne already.
>>1110092
Prussia existed because Poland allowed it.
>>1110092
This reminds me
>work in real estate
>deal with this one very wealthy investor
>he is a bizarre, unintelligent, pervert but be sort of friendly because we prepped at the same school, besides I make so much money in deals with him
>his ancestry is like 100% east Prussian, any time I've mentioned it he says Prussian were evil, mean people
>multiple times have spent trying to explain to him that that makes no sense. The 20th of July plot against Hitler was primarily officers of aristocratic Prussian extractions
>he forgets everyone but somehow brings up the Prussians were bad people line every time I'm with him, regardless of what we're speaking about
>>1110098
The Rhineland belongs to the North Africans, you're all just invader pigs
>>1110137
Ripuarian supremacy will prevail and the savages put into place.
>>1110017
Whos the first guy on the right?
>>1110251
Arminius
>>1110128
>100% east Prussian
So, he's a germanified balto-slavic?
I'll be serious here but nearly all the greatest scientists/inventors were German. They contributed a lot to our understanding of the world.
>>1110573
>I'll be serious here but nearly all the greatest scientists/inventors were German
Mathematics - yes. Gauss is probably single most important person of the last 5 centuries for science.
Science - not that much, Brits are definitely ahead by number.
>be Slav
>be poor and umemployed
>shitpost about Germans
Hitler didn't want to kill the Slavs, but redeem them.
>>1110637
>Gauss
He was at least part Jewish. He was born in a ghetto, he wrote a long discourse on mathematics behind Jewish religious calendar, and, well, Gauss is a Jewish surname.
http://www.avotaynu.com/books/sourcebook.htm
Pic related, note the nose.
>>1110072
>Elsass should be German
Nigga please.
Elsass should be Swiss, Baden-Wuerttenberg too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alemannic_separatism
>>1110017
you forgot this lad here and his 30 years war
>>1110032
>"ebryone dat speak da same langwhich should be in one country!!"
>low german """"dialect"""" is somehow closer to dutch
>austria and switzerland speak a """"dialect of german"""" too
>bavarian """"german"""" is closer to austrian """"german"""" than to """"german proper""""
>same with >>1110694 and switzerland
germany fucked up european ethnic borders by emigrating en masse to eastern europe during entire high and late middle age though
>>1110705
Thank you senpai
>>1110573
>germans
>doing anything good
>ever
No.
>german """"people"""""
>>1110017
LUTHER AND WILHELM LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG
They had the same right to go full conquest like Spain, France, and England had before...
The problem is that they coudn´t handle it...
>>1110032
>Germany is responsible for nationalism
That's a new one
>>1110011
>some autists are this mad about Germany
Wish we had flags here Tbh. I wanna know who's behind this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3i17f9IhPg
>>1110017
pay your debts again probably
>Tbh, they made sick ass pointy hats
>Downside made snipers get easy headshots.
>>1111204
That'd be fucking awesome
>>1110024
Top pleb.
>>1110678
Still German, guess what, Jews can be Germans
>>1111204
Probably Poles
>>1111756
Mein Gott !
>>1111758
>only poles hate eternal teuton
>>1110011
Haters gonna hate
>>1110713
How did they fuck up? They were invited by local kings to the benefit of both.
>>1110122
>>1110122
This
On pic related you can see Prussian overold kneeling in the front of polish untermench king.
oh wait...
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>>1110063
blame Napoleon
>>1112077
This was the imagination of a buttsore Polish nationalist, because pic related was the reality.
>>1110011
>oh cool a positive thread on germany for once
>mfw
Well played OP. Well played
>>1110072
>ALSACE should be fritz
Not this again
>tfw this meme is finally coming in handy
>>1112735
and here reality, without Russia
>>1112735
The leader that made their "country" great was a depressed and abused by his father hack. He owed everything to Russian tsar that happened to be a Prussiapro and after that to Catherine The Great that despised Poles even more so.
The whole German as in Prussian history, is PURE LUCK.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_House_of_Brandenburg
Prussian nationalism was born from Teutonic hate of Poles.
The reason they hated us is because we made them our bitch. The only reason you existed is because we allowed it and it backfired on us.
Prussians have no culture outside of genocide, warm morgering and religious fanaticism combined with heretical Byzantine and Arab thoughts.
The only good Germans are Southern ones, minus Austrians.
Also, I'm pretty sure that if we're subhumans then so are Germans and rest of Europeans, since genetical studies already shown that we're more European, less East Asian, less southasian and less african than western Europe and Eastern one. We also score higher in math and science than you.
Despite numerous efforts to germanise Poland, we're still Polish and speak Polish. Kulturkampf didn't work, Inteligenzaktion didn't work, genocide didn't work.
They were a backwater "power" after they won Silesia from Austrians though.
They didn't matter anything because the only notable cities were Konigsberg and Breslau.
What really boosted Prussia was Greater Poland with rich farm land, Muh Danzig rich Polish trade city also industralization hit very hard, so Silesia came in handy. It was all pure luck.
Call me a butthurt Poolack or whatever, I just love to study history. And I'm usually neutral on it.
>>1113848
I'm pretty sure Germany would be better off if it was Austria that united them, not Prussians. Even if that would mean, them having Pommerania and Silesia in their borders.
Austrians weren't as stupid and filled with teenage angst like Prussians.
To make things clear.
Culturally and scientifically they surpassed us yes. But that's mainly because in times of "Enlightenment" (kek) we tried to survive both Germanisation and Russification. There was no fucking way we could develop culturally as much as a nation that has peace and time to grow.
So comparing partitioned Poland to German Empire is simply fucking stupid. We weren't a single organism, we were divided.
>There were later allegations that the Russian commander Count Tottleben had received a personal bribe from the Prussians to spare the city, and he was subsequently tried and found guilty of being a spy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Berlin
>Then, in January 1762, Frederick received the news that the Empress Elizabeth of Russia had died on 5 January: "The Messalina of the North is dead. Morta la Bestia", wrote Frederick on 22 January.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_House_of_Brandenburg
>Elizabeth of Russia
>most humane Russian Monarch
>Frederick calls her "Messalina" because he lost the war
Seems like if the Russians didn't spare them out of pity, there'd be no Germany today.
>>1110011
>teutons
Ancient danish tribes didnt do any of that shit, stop abusing the term
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teutons
>>1113852
Problem with "germanic" tribes is that German idiots in times of German Empire thought every single one of them was ancestor to modern germans.
>>1113863
So, who was their ancestor then?
>>1113878
A few tribes, like Alemanni.
Eastern germanics were closer to eastern cultures (wow, how weird)
Western ones became proto-"French".
The ones that went south created Italian kingdoms.
Small percentage was united into "Germany", many half-slavs and germanised slavs were also a part of German Empire. It's just that German ego prevented them from admitting the truth, so they went with "all germanics are german" meme.
>>1113898
They've surely mixed, but how does this interfere with the fact the their ancestor were Germanics?
>>1113908
>but how does this interfere with the fact the their ancestor were Germanics?
Oh they were their ancestors, but not all of them. If that was the case, then you can call Scandinavians german.
>>1110011
>It's a Germany started the World Wars episode again.
You can play the blame game with this shit all the way back to Napoleon inventing modern nationalism.
>likes to bitch about Germans
>clings to anything Marx
>>1113831
>battle so insignificant only the Poles have a wiki page about it
I am surprised 4chan is not banned in Poland yet.
>>1114022
Nice argument.
>>1110032
>>1110072
>The clear ease of administration provided by a single language dominance is the most obvious way to end ethnic oppression and conflict.
We are still working on that...
>>1112124
What a cheeky cunt.
>>1113974
He didn't invent it though. Merely provoked its rise.
>>1114022
I am suprised that stormfags are allowed to leave /pol/
>>1110637
Didn't they build the first calculators and early computers or am I wrong ?
>>1113165
That is absolutely not antinomic
You can be someone's successor and be better than them
Just for the sake of the argument
>>1110011
>Discuss the achievements of the great Teuton race ITT. I'll start
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>>1110678
Lots of names on that list aren't exclusively Jewish, retard. He wasn't born in a ghetto as well.
>le nose meme
>>1114122
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In 4 of the 10 most liveable cities they speak German. In none of those cities they speak a Slavic language.
Teuton race - best race (tie with the Eternal Anglo tbqh)
>>1114220
forgot pic
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/monocle-magazine-s-quality-of-life-survey-2015-ranks-world-cities-livability
>>1114223
I'd like to see the metrics, because what constitutes as liveable is highly subjective.
>>1113848
>I just love to study history. And I'm usually neutral on it.
you got me there, Grzczegorzsc
>>1114240
>Important criteria in this survey are safety/crime, international connectivity, climate/sunshine, quality of architecture, public transport, tolerance, environmental issues and access to nature, urban design, business conditions, pro-active policy developments and medical care.
>>1114252
>"international connectivity"
>"tolerance"
>"quality of architecture"
>"urban design"
Ok. Shit list.
>>1114255
Make a better then.
>>1110011
cosy houses
>>1114261
Impossible. Too many cities and towns in the world.
Fun fact: none of the big cities in any country are the best places to live. The best places are always the smaller towns that are within a quick driving distance of the big city.
>>1114240
sure, detroit is objectively no less liveable then hamburg
>>1114267
Strawman.
>>1114255
Okay, here's another. Enjoy.
>>1114274
It's the retarded English language, Germanic and German sound so similar people just assume it's the same. Every finn can see the difference between "Saksalaiset" and "Germaanit" as well.
>>1114278
Metrics please. I refuse to believe any "top 10 places to live" because they always have bs criteria for what constitutes as a good place to live.
Sure, low crime rate etc are objectively good things but many of these include stuff like "how many people own cell phones", "tolerance" and other subjective things.
Also as i said here >>1114265
big cities are rarely the best place to live.
Don't get me wrong, i am not necessarily disagreeing with you. I like Bavaria.
>>1114288
If you're affluent, big cities offer much more than medium sized cities. If you're poor, big cities offer much more than medium sized cities. Medium sized cities are only appealing to the middle class and families.
>>1114301
>If you're affluent, big cities offer much more than medium sized cities. If you're poor, big cities offer much more than medium sized cities. Medium sized cities are only appealing to the middle class and families.
You're agreeing with me here, you realize? Middle class is the largest class after all.
Also big cities are always more expensive than smaller (rent, necessities), poorer people would be almost always better off in smaller towns surrounding big cities.
>>1114310
I partly agree with you, the cities in the survey aren't too large either. And cities like Berlin, Melbourne and Sydney feel hardly like a metropolis apart from the city centre.
But now imagine you're poor, there is still much more to do that doesn't neccessarily requires an awful lot of money: partying, clubs, sports etc.
Germany = Best Country.
http://fortune.com/2016/01/20/germany-best-country-usnews/
>>1114395
>best country ranking with no clear factor
Might as well made something like these
>>1114434
Read the article. It's awesome people per sqm
>>1114279
Blame the Lowlanders for stealing the term "Dutch"
The Germans only started one World War, you French faggot
>>1114666
>implying only one country could start a world war
>>1114510
>germany>poland.
You have some persecution complex?
>TFW your countrys one involvement in continental Europe was just wreckign shit in Germany
>>1113848
>I just love to study history. And I'm usually neutral on it.
>>1110122
>>1113848
Poland didn't "allow" Prussia to exist, they very much tried to destroy it but were unable to.
>Prussians have no culture outside of genocide, warm morgering and religious fanaticism
Prussian architecture is pretty much the only cultural legacy left in Poland. Prussia brought Europe decades of peace after becoming the super power. And Prussia was well known as one of the most tolerant countries in Europe going back to Frederick.
>>1113848
>Also, I'm pretty sure that if we're subhumans then so are Germans and rest of Europeans, since genetical studies already shown that we're more European, less East Asian, less southasian and less african than western Europe and Eastern one.
Genetic studies show lots of Poles have origins Germanic.
>We also score higher in math and science than you.
pic related
>Despite numerous efforts to germanise Poland, we're still Polish and speak Polish. Kulturkampf didn't work, Inteligenzaktion didn't work, genocide didn't work.
Kulturkampf was for Catholic southern Germany, and it was meant to promote German unity not remove Catholicism. Intelligenzaktion is Allied propaganda. Poles were never victims of genocide or in danger of being wiped out, Bismarck even learned your language.
>They didn't matter anything because the only notable cities were Konigsberg and Breslau.
Berlin, Danzig, Hanover, Koln, etc.
The only important Polish cities are ones Germans developed.
>Call me a butthurt Poolack or whatever, I just love to study history. And I'm usually neutral on it.
>"hur dur u have no kulture ur history is dumb luck we is tru Europeens"
>>1114223
>list of cuk cities that love LGBT and immigrants
>>1115225
>what is battle of koronowo 1 month later
>>1110743
WE CANT KEEP LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>1115225
>Poland didn't "allow" Prussia to exist, they very much tried to destroy it but were unable to.
You're retarded aren't you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Teutonic_War_(1519%E2%80%9321)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Homage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchy_of_Prussia
>>1115256
>Genetic studies show lots of Poles have origins Germanic.
More that both Germans and Poles have common ancestors.
>Kulturkampf was for Catholic southern Germany, and it was meant to promote German unity not remove Catholicism. Intelligenzaktion is Allied propaganda. Poles were never victims of genocide or in danger of being wiped out, Bismarck even learned your language.
Bullshit.
>Berlin, Danzig, Hanover, Koln, etc.
The only important Polish cities are ones Germans developed.
Nice of you to put Polish city around German ones. :^)
I hate krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more.
>>1110011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>The major European languages, including English, used variations of the word "slave", in references to Slavic laborers of Byzantium.
And you know who captured and sold those Slavic slaves?
Pro tip: The same guys who fuck your women for the price of Happy Meal.
>>1115836
The Finnish word for slave comes from the word Aryan.
Another proof of the Great Finnic Empire? Are Finns the true great race and Aryans merely slaves to their Finnish overlords?
Please excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that your definition of "god" wildly differs from my own
>>1115836
False etymology. Don't believe everything your drunk friends tell you, or whatever pops into your head.
Get thee to an educational resource, son!
>>1115626
This was a mutually beneficial truce for both sides, considering the HRE was still strongly Catholic and hostile to Protestants, not Prussia being put at Poland's mercy. Also after the merger with Brandenburg, which was loyal to the Emperor, Poland didn't have full control over Prussia and Berlin was treated as the main capital. And of course Brandenburg-Prussia soon became stronger than both sides pledging fealty to.
>>1115984
>The English word slave comes from Old French sclave, from the Medieval Latin sclavus, from the Byzantine Greek σkλάβος, which, in turn, comes from the ethnonym Slav, because in some early Medieval wars many Slavs were captured and enslaved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery
>>1116198
Of course. They've been set free by Sweden during Deluge, so pretty much at decayed PLC.
Doesn't change the fact that duchy was created by Poland and could be easily annexed.
>>1110072
THIS
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for the love of God
Meanwhile in Germany...
![f-germandeal-a-20160130[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jLKBs4W.jpg "f-germandeal-a-20160130[1].jpg")
>>1120437
>meanwhile in germany
>>1114274
t. Barbarian damage control
>>1114264
Great way to burn to death. one little spark and youre fucked. Bravo germans
