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>Saddle up, let's get this rap battle going

>I spread the Roman Empire anywhere the wind's blowing

>Other mc's can't match what I'm displayin
>There is no caging or containing the Raging Trajan

>Yo, Augustus, your shit is weak
>You might have started this Empire but I took it to it's peak.

>I'm the master of territorial expansion
>You're a pretty boy like those girls in Hanson.

>Without Agrippa fighting for you your combat record is as depressing as a Greek tradgedy chorus

>"Where are my legions Varus?" - laying face down in the Teutoburg Forest!!!

>You might have been ok, but your successors were anus
> Your boy Tiberius left Rome run by that pleb Sejanus

>Trajan coming at ya, you can't fuck with this
>Keep talking shit I'll send ya down to Dis.
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>>1230327

Any MC step to me and I'll beat them
Flavian, I think you're compensating for something with that giant colluseum

Back up bitch, you can suck this
There is no matching the illness of Augustus

I founded an Empire that lasted for hundreds of years
I get hyped up when I see Senatorial class tears

I'm the original, you're a weak copy
and to be honest you're conquests were all sloppy

Got a lot of desert but that shit was unholdable
I blast through your raps like a Goth at Adrianople

Don't step, asking what kinda man I am
Where did your conquests go? Ask your boy Hadrian!
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>>1230327

>Roman pussies think they hardcore
>But they can't mess with the great Sharpur

>Taken Roman clay, going on excursions
>Raping all the legions with my army of Persians

> I'm a straight G for the exotic Near East
> And when I face the legions, I fight like a beast

> A Golden Age king who ruled for 70 years
> What's my secret? Drinking Roman tears

> You're shit was all right, but we're the rising power
> Got indoor plumbing but ya both still need a shower
> So get behind the lines and just stand there and cower
> Sharpur II is built like a strong iron tower
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gaius marius there is no other
smack you sassanids down to hell like i killed your brother
if you faced my legions you wouldnt be laughing
i got great commanders and proper staffing
sand niggers go back to your homes of clay
before you get crucified on appian way
backed by citizens so strong
youll never be able to do rome wrong
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