POPE CLEMENT, I'M VIII
>>1075789
You're a big guy.
Grain?
>>1075793
>go to tower of london exhibit
>learn about the big guy
>he literally had "Anime" armor and a shotgun axe
Henry confirmed for true neet neckbeard.
>>1075809
Do you think he felt like a little girl when he wore it?
>They work for the pontiff... the mitre'd man
>POPE?
>Si
>>1075991
>Uh... you don't get to bring cardinals.
![2565390439_90569d6b6a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tqU1Aah.jpg "2565390439_90569d6b6a[1].jpg")
>>1075834
He was always a "Big Guy".
>>1075991
>>1075995
Uh... you don't get to bring France.
>>1075789
why is he holding an overripe banana
![7b647926580ed344e0c37fb76ecd7538[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TiZtPdl.jpg "7b647926580ed344e0c37fb76ecd7538[1].jpg")
This can't be happening!
I'm in charge here!
>>1076028
It's a glove you twat.
>The divorce papers I just filed with the Church list me, my wife, Thomas Cranmer here, but only one, of you
>First one to annul my marriage gets to stay on my aircraft!
>>1076035
is it because they had really poor food preservation and transport technology back then so when henry sent for a banana it arrived all brown and moldy but he didn't want to give it up so he just walked around with it clutched in his stubby sausage fingers
>>1076033
Just excommunicate my shit up pham
>>1076069
best VIII joke on /his/ thus far To Be Honest
Lotta loyalty for a hired irish mercenary
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD EXCOMMUNICATE A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
>>1076069
kek
>The reformation I just filled with the Vatican lists me, my court, Bishop Cranmer here, but only one wife!
>First one to birth me a son gets to keep their head
>>1076118
jesus christ senpai
>>1075789
or perhaps he's wondering why you'd divorce a women without any just claim?
>She didn't breed so good, who wants to try next?
>>1076645
>>1075809
>Shotgun axe
What a fucking mall ninja, I bet this fat bastard had zombie apocalypse stickers on his horse.
>>1076069
My fucking sides
>Was starting a new religion part of your plan?
>>1077278
Would it hurt if I took away papal authority?
![csm_h_epd_00341876_94b96975ad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ED8iebM.jpg "csm_h_epd_00341876_94b96975ad[1].jpg")
they expect one of us in the martyrdom brother
HAVE WE STARTED THE REFORM?
>>1077341
Yes. The heresy rises!
Nothing! I said nothing!
CRASHING THIS CHURCH
>First one to convert, get's to stay in my palace
>>1078005
Style of the time.
>>1075789
You have my permission to die.
>>1077442
He actually kinda looks like Pavel
![tumblr_mdw7c4leOV1rw41szo1_r1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C2i64hO.png "tumblr_mdw7c4leOV1rw41szo1_r1_500[1].png")
>>1078031
>>1075789
>Apostle Iscariot, I'm SPQR
>>1079106
>Eh you don't get to bring disciples
>>1076069
>>1079137
>The crucifixion papers list the penitent thief, the impenitent thief, but only one of you
>First one the crowd picks gets to stay off my cross
>Senator Gnaeus, I'm SPQR
>he wasn't alone
>umm, you don't get to bring co-consuls
>he's not my co consul
>don't worry, no denarii for them
>and why would I want them?
>they were trying to install a tyrant, they work for the Inperator of the Gallic legions, the toga'd man
>Caesar?
>ave
>Get them on board, I'll call it in
>the law I just enacted in the senate lists me, my legionnaries, Senator Gnaeus here, but only one of you! First one to talk, gets to say on my chariot
>who payed you to usurp the republic?
>*stab* he didn't volare so good. Who wants to try next?
>tell me about Caesar, why does he want to become a tyrant? Lot of loyalty for a hired Samnite!
>or perhaps he's wondering why someone would declare a man enemy of Rome... Before leaving the city to him
>at least you can talk, who are you?
>it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>no one cared who I was until I crossed the Rubicon
>if I stabbed you in the back multiple times would you die?
>et would be extremely tu brute
>you're a big consul
>IV VVVV
>was getting trapped at both Alesia and Pharsalus part of your plan?
>of course! Senator Gnaeus refused our offer in favor of the corrupt senate. We had to find out what he told you
>Nothing! I said nothing!
>well congratulations, you got yourself surrounded
>consul?
>now what's the next step of your master plan?
>seizing the republic
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>1077429
That's actually Tang Dynasty.
>>1078958
