ITT: post your 3x3 of your favourite historical figures.
We try to guess where you're from.
https://bighugelabs.com/mosaic.php
>tfw you'll never be an autistic antiquity era nerd who writes books about savaages
>tfw you'll never be named roman emperor against your will
>>1049363
You must be Spain.
>>1049300
Iraq
These come to mind immediately
>>1049300
You're an Arab/Coptic Christian
>>1049980
America?
>>1049300
>We try to guess where you're from.
/pol/
>>1049300
>>1050095
Austria
>>1050029
>Eitch
>Arr
>EEE
>>1050137
Correct.
>>1050154
Wrong
t. original poster
YOLO
>>1050166
Correct.
>>1049443
>>1050127
I approve because of Tito
>>1049300
You're Assyrian or Arab christian, but you're diaspora.
Some of the pictures are broken and I'm not arsed to fix them.
>>1050497
>>1050531
North West America, German Descent?
>>1050579
I'm fully french.
>>1050582
If you're french where is muhammed?
>>1050592
you're so funny anon
>>1050531
Why would you think im german ? Just because i've put Hegel und Kant ?
>>1050628
You got me wrong
left the middle one blank, can't be bothered to change it. It was Michael VIII Palaiologos
>>1050127
>Cuza on the list
This is easy mode.
>>1050650
I wanna say some sort of very romaboo slav.
You give a voltaireposter vibe.
>>1050663
Atat recunosti :^)?
>>1049300
/pol/?
>>1050736
only a slav if you believe /pol/ memes
i started reading roman history when i was like 5 so romans have always been my favourite historical figures
>>1050769
>only a slav if you believe /pol/ memes
Oh my I was actually close then.
Let's see, you could be a baltic, possibly.
Alternatively SE european, but I'm not sure which of those would be considered slav by pol but not themselves. FYROM? Romania? Albania?
brah look at this dude
>>1050811
Finland
>>1050829
Poland?
>>1050769
>Romaboo
>Gets memed as a slav
Romania?
>>1050985
Italy?
Not sure if Stravinsky counts as a historical figure, but whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqWZGUO_eoc
Should be ezpz to guess.
>>1051002
Nobody thinks Romania is Slavic, most people think they're Gypsies.
>>1052442
Danish?
Not gonna bother with the image.
Never really gave it much thought. I'm gonna mix religious and philosophical figures with historical ones.
>Alexander the Great
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Diogenes of Sinope
>Niccolo Machiavelli
>Fidel Castro
>King Solomon
>Vlad III Dracula
>Mehmet the Conqueror
>Saint George
film edition
I highly doubt anyone can guess where I'm from
>>1050531
I like your list, except for Napoleon lol! Who is the guy in the middle?
>>1052807
who's they guy with the inverted portuguese flag?
>>1053012
It's my list, this the empereor Julian who tried to restore paganism in the roman empire
>>1052918
irish
>>1050868
bong
>>1050985
italy
>>1051845
american
>>1050603
turk
>>1050499
irish
>>1049443
jewish-american
>>1053044
>putting Plato and Nietzsche in the same list...
>>1053044
>american
I guess Teddy Roosevelt kinda gives it away...
>>1053053
why?whats wrong with that?
>>1053044
>first one
>irish
nope
>>1053064
It's sun and moon, they're too differents.
>>1053078
how though?
>>1053099
You really like Beethoven that much?
You'll never guess where I'm from, unless you're from where I am.
>>1053090
their philosophy
it's like if i was puting hitler and schindler in my list, it makes no sense in my opinion
>>1053111
français je parie
>>1053069
Latin America
>>1053152
nah
Guess me laddos
>>1049300
Really man? Fucking EISENHOWER? How could you?
Give it your best shot, but you probably wont get it.
>>1050095
>first pic
Chris chan was actually ressurected napolean all along
>>1049300
Had a really hard time deciding the last two ones. The other options, Alexander and Napoleon, probably deserve it much more but I just love Justinian and his era too much and Hardrada's history is just fun as fuck.
>>1053186
Probably some kind of slav or pseudo-slav.
Maybe not my most accurate top 9 but I didn't want to be too obvious.
>>1052517
You must be spanish or have spanish heritage.
Tbh I feel no connection to famous figures living in ancient times. This seems to be the most popular time period here.
>>1053262
Nah man, the blood of nordic men and celtic women flow trough my veins.
>>1052765
>Robert Pattinson instead of Peter O'Toole
kys
>>1053298
Then the USA, only an american could be so muh heritage.
>>1053274
perhapse
>>1053294
singapore then
>>1053017
Alberto Barbosa
>>1053316
Wrong again, I dont care about muh heritage, it is a large collection of poor farmers up until the 20th century, but I do love my cunts history and I am actually a descendant of one of the guys in the pic
>>1053269
>Thatcher...
Clearly Argentina
>>1053366
I was thinking about Carton de Wiart.
But no. No Argo.
>>1053269
NZ?
>>1053341
No. Natives were shit and even most reasonable natives would agree.
>>1053442
No. I wanted some explorers in there. Shit now I realize that with Hillary and Cook it really looks like a New Zeelander's job.
Top right and bottom left corners should reveal it.
>>1053251
>4 Persians
>A Mongol
Self-hating Iranian?
>>1053277
Kuwait
>>1053483
Yes. Of course I could've just pick 9 Poles instead of 2 but apparently some people recognize some of them.
>Hitler
>Napoleon
>Jesus
>Nietzche
>Jefferson
>Caesar
>Robert E. Lee
>Pinochet
>Aristotle
>>1053522
Fair enough and Witold Pilecki is pretty based
>>1053533
USA?
>>1049300
Does a fiver count?
I just realized there's way too much Rome here.
Whatever. Guess me.
>tfw just realized I don't have any favorite historical figures
>>1053257
excellent taste
>>1053177
millitary man? somewhat of an authoritarian leftist?youre hard to read
>>1053858
UK because no one else cares about Wellesley.
>>1053882
half-credit as it is where I live right now
It may be easy to guess mine
>>1053044
>bong
yeh 4 brits in there , Y GOT MEH ANON
>>1053044
Not a turk.
>tfw no 17th c. african rulers have portaits
>>1049363
>Cortez
I love the new world stuff, but are the conquistadors actually interesting as ppl? All I've seen from them are that they're just religious and greedy fanatics, there's nothing interesting that they write about the cultures they encounter or anything. They mostly just come across as typical cartoon villains.
Are there any interesting excerpts or quotes from the conquistadors in their conquest of the new world?
>>1053533
>Jesus
>Nietzche
Explain yourself.
>>1053350
Close, we live a few blocks east of them.
>>1049300
>>1053506
Not a single drop of iranian blood, as far as I know.
>>1054691
Literally all the first hand written sources we have on the conquest are from conquistadors. I can only think about one that it's not and I don't even remember the name.
>>1053303
david lean is a mediocre director brah
>>1049443
Tito was by far the GOAT
Too lazy to make a picture
>George Hegel (Historical Materialism)
>Karl Marx (Advanced Historical Materialism, Dialectics are interesting, general genius on capitalism even if you disagree with Marxism Capital really advances what Adam Smith wrote)
>Clem Attlee (Just a good leader, sucessfully brought UK back after WWII)
>Joseph Tito (General GOAT, created a socialist state that wasn't totalitarian shit and actually had worker control of their production)
>Emma Goldman (Interesting Anarchist, best female leftist)
>Jesus (Just a decent guy, Paul fucked his ideas over though)
>Gamal Nasr (Great leader, with other GOAT Tito created the Non Aligned Movement, Pan-Arabism was interesting)
>Muhammad Mossadegh (Complex leader, may not have been the best overall, but psychologically an interesting guy to study. How his passiveness led to the return of the shah, how his vision led to his decent social democratic policies)
>Cyrus the Great (First truly great empire builder, knew how to build an empire in the ancient world, saved the Jews, created the roots for virtually every future empire and leader in the ancient world)
>>1055733
>middle eastern jew.
Neither, but my gf is and the middle east is what I studied in school
So I'll give you half credit
>>1055746
So you're not denying that your a filthy kike?
>tfw no strong empire
>>1055777
I'm not Jewish, I've got a lot of Jewish friends and the whatnot, but I'm agnostic with Christian roots
Why is /his/ so left wing compared to places like /int/ and /pol/?
>>1052429
>Kristian Tyrann
Danes s m h
>>1055871
>Kike
>Posted Titus, who destroyed the Second Temple and was the prime Jew-killer until some sexually-frustrated Austrian corporal outkilled him.
You're not the brightest tool in the shed
>>1055904
Well he thinks /int/ is left wing and thinks associating with jews is a problem
>>1055540
Filipino
>>1055819
>Why is /his/ so left wing compared to places like /int/ and /pol/?
/pol/ is a right wing containment board and /int/ is more left wing than /his/.
>>1053673
Who's the guy in the upper right? We have exactly the same icon somewhere in my house, but no one knows who's on it (parents brought it from a vacation). My guess was that it's St. Basil the Great.
>>1056025
So, reverse search revealed him as:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_of_Ohrid
Makes sense, considering that they bought the icon in Ohrid, lel.
if there is anybody still here than try to guess my nationality
>>1056240
Pineapple Holland
>>1056252
w-what
>>1056255
This one is easy Add Mosley in the missing part
>>1056290
Germany?
>>1056322
>Mujica
>Allende
kekekekekek
thats the sound of a helicoper's rotors spinning, you are going for a ride
>>1049300
>naser
name one thing that wasn't fucked up during his rule
>>1055733
>American with some german ancestry
Nope. I'm Brazilian actually.
>>1052807
>>1057050
American?
>>1057084
nice
Country is probably incredibly easy, if you can name all 9 that's slightly more impressive.
>>1057333
>>>/tumblr/
>>1057084
Finland
>>1057333
Israel.
>>1057333
(you)
>>1057333
America, funded by George Soros.
>>1057333
low quality b8
>>1057333
>>1057333
>>1057354
kekd
>>1056290
France
Because of the flag
>>1057333
>MLK
>Saladin
>Oda Nobanaga
Yep, 100% eurocentric.
>>1057333
good post
>>1054630
anglo?
>>1058199
Yes. Australian. Pretty easy, admittedly.
>>1049964
The Shah was a cuck
>>1049443
>korean "anarchism"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_Chaeho
>>1049300
>We try to guess where you're from.
Fucking who gives a shit man? What, do you want to feel like a speshul snowflake for having opinions? Just post the goddamn 3x3 and let other people rate it, fucking trying to figure out your "unique personality" from it or whatever.
>>1059552
>enters a ~200 replies thread with 'who gives a shit'
lel
>>1054691
Gonzalo Guerrero had a pretty interesting story.
>>1059515
The US,Colombia or Chile
I need some recs lads
not using mosaic site since it only used 2/9 portraits
>crates
>napoleon
>Charlemagne
>dom Pedro II
>Brutus
>Marcus Aurelius
>Teddy Rooseveltt
>Voltaire
>andrew jackson
>>1059663
Brazil
surprised to see my thread still up after several days
these dudes are correct:
>>1049939
>>1049964
>>1050312
>>1053180
He was the only US President with a shred of integrity.
>opposed the military industrial complex
>had the balls to say "no" to Israel, something which no US president has done since
>enforced desegregation
>anti-communist
>>1056778
abdel halim hafith, umm kalthum, mohammed abdel wahhab
>>1059668
brasilian merican
>>1049300
>Jesus
>historical
ayyyyyy
>>1056946
But do you have german ancestry?
>>1060376
>>1059515
Poland
>>1050095
fairly good answer.
>>1060492
quick post more memes, maybe that will magicly conjure some evidence
>>1060613
The same evidemces as you showed retard.
>>1060613
Denying the historicity of Jesus is fedora-tier though. Even a hardcore atheist should acknowledge that a person named Jesus/Yeshua existed at the time and had a following.
This thread pleases me
>>1060711
>Even a hardcore atheist should acknowledge that a person named Jesus/Yeshua existed at the time and had a following.
It certainly is more polite to believers but it really doesn't make sense
>>1060760
Benjamin from Britain.
>>1060760
A German with Turkish roots
>>1060774
How does it not make sense that a Jew was able to get a following? Moreover, his historicity is documented by Tacitus when he is discussing Nero's attack on the Christians:
"Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judæa, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular. Accordingly, an arrest was first made of all who pleaded guilty; then, upon their information, an immense multitude was convicted, not so much of the crime of firing the city, as of hatred against mankind."
>>1053257
What a nigger.
>>1057324
Probably an Anglo, no idea who half the people there are though
The only guy that could give away my nationality is probably the middle one, but you prolly don't know him anyway.
1. Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
For giving birth to National-Syndicalism (<3) and generally looking stylish
2. Charles Maurras
For inventing Integralism, being prophetically right about everything that happened so far
3. St Augustine
I like his writings. I share a lot of his angst about what is true, so it speaks to me
4. Cato the Censor
For being the last true roman
5. Ernest the Iron handed
For unfucking my shithole with some proper feudal reforms
6. Svetozar Borojević
For anally fisting hundreds of thousands of spaghetti eaters
7. Schopenhauer
For being the first robot
8. General Foch
For his admirable hatred of Germs
9. Clemenceau
Same as Foch, also for being an arrogantly witty French cunt
>>1050051
American, 1/82 germanic heritage
>>1050829
>concentrated autism man
>didn't do shit
>myth
>the one and only mememan
>madman. horrible architect
>the only okay guy on the list
>Illuminati guy
>inefective German
>Erdogan look alike
wow lad, that's some pretty shit taste right here.
>>1050868
>le irish hater man
>no-legs admiral
>sperglord
>muh trade
>generic
>generic
>overweight, even without his head
>immigration meme man
>pessimist manlet cripple
3/10
>>1051845
>literally a soup cube
>gay meme
>NEET who never scored
>generic
>literally who?
>le edgy contrarian face
>just fuck my Empire up, pham
>ok I guess
>ultimate meme president, imperialist scum
American garbage, 2/10
>>1052807
>le lolbertarian edgy junta man
>muh absolutism
>kings need to exist because muh feels
>slimy wet cunt that backstabbed even his closest friends
>ineffective meme general
>WE WUZ memes
>absolute madman
>literally who?
>le butthurt JOBIK sealess admiral face
0/10 probably votes Constitution Party/Ted cruz
>>1053177
Some latin country, your political ideology is the grey space between the rightmost leftist authoritarianism and the leftmost rightwing authoritarianism.
>>1053257
Ardent old school anti-colonialist. Your dream is probably to represent whatever shithole your crawled from in MC4.
>>1053277
Iran
>>1054619
Some ex-french African country
>>1056240
Western EU
>>1056322
Ex-gran Columbia or Chile
>>1057018
proudly asiatic roach
>>1057084
nationalities are a spook
>>1060816
Persian blood in your family, but you live and were educated in Germany or the UK.
In the blank spot is Sun Tzu.
>>1053078
Not that anon, but I can appreciate both the sun and moon without being hypocritical.
>>1061462
>action française
>good
>>1053177
>>1061462
Great taste.
>>1057430
Nope, I am from a country in america
>>1049300
You're from Greece
>>1049980
You must be a 15 year old kid from the US who thinks he must be the funniest person on earth right now
>>1050051
>MacArthur
>>1061506
>Horhty
>Jobbik
Literal retard detected
>>1053335
American
>>1053099
United States
>>1057344
It's /pol/ you idiot.
>>1060854
>Jesus Christ and anti-Christian Hitler
kys
Been chugging down pretty much exclusively Italian history lately, my minds pretty packed with them.
>>1050051
>Jackson
Shit tier President
Democrats go die please
>>1060816
What's a good source for learning about the life of Zoroaster
>>1063647
>Kennedy
Why exactly is there so much love for this president? What did he accomplish? I don't know much about him besides that he was killed and that he may have had an affair with Marilyn Monroe.