/his/ humour thread
>>1045550
You could've just posted a German flag.
>>1045550
>austria didn't lose anything this time
lovely
>>1045550
Obligitory
>>1047009
Why did they have to use the autism ray /his/? Some war crimes are just too horrible to comprehend.
>>1047009
>the war on autism. finnic theater. ongoin.
>king Wewuz I
>>1045550
lol how did the the Italians manage to steal the Mernan and Bozen???
so much for being allies
>>1047718
Italy won South Tirol after WW1, you mong.
>>1047751
why they literally got their buttsfucked in ww1 and surrendered en mass
>>1047794
They still ended up on the winning side of the war.
>>1047794
They still won, you mong.
>>1047803
yeah
>>1047876
I'm not Italian, you Albanian mong.
>>1047803
I am not an Albanian, and I do not like Albanians, but some of those sounds like Butthurt Serbs. Am I wrong?
>>1047892
Probably not.
>>1047892
When I visited Vienna Austria, I met two Albanians. One of them ran up to me shouting "AMERICA AMERICA" (I guess it was obvious that I was a tourist) and he told me how he wanted to join the USMC. The second Albanian ran up behind him saying "You stupid Albanian, you embarrass us!"
>>1047009
>Casualties and losses: finnish social skills
>>1045550
>>1047799
>>1048163
it was only 1 legion. he didnt even need the troops. the townspeople and garrison loved him so much they would defect immediately which they did
>>1047892
golden
>>1045603
>>1047004
I have no idea what the joke in this pic is
>>1049188
delet
>>1049182
Richard Stallman is a legit autist that worked on something called GNU which is now part of Linux. He's well known on /g/ for being a hardcore free software advocate. He refuses to refer to Linux as "Linux" and instead calls it "GNU/Linux." Which annoys the creator of Linux (Linus Torvalds) to no end.
>>1049196
Have this instead
>holy
>german
>>1047031
>tfw Emperor Sparde IV used the last of his psychic power to save humanity from complete autismization
>>1045550
>1910
>>1049530
Idg it
>>1045550
>yo, it was just a prank, bro!
>>1047009
The jedi knights were on the finnish side though.
>>1049640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U
>>1049530
this is amazing
>>1045550
>>1045550
anotha one
>>1045550
>>1045550
t. Gavrilo Princip
>>1048522
What's so shameful about the modern German flag?
>>1045550
>genocide is funny if it is used against evil Germans
/his/ is full of cucked SJWs who suck Islam's cock, cry about imperialism and hate people with German descendance
>>1050961
>implying I don't hate both
Also you said German descendent so I'm assuming you're an American with a German sounding last name
>>1050961
>Germans try to commit genocide against others
>Others genocide Germans
I mean, I am not gonna say it was fun, but it is fun to see how it russles the jimmies of Wehrmachtboos and Germanophiles.
I am personally of the opinion that a lot of Germanhate around here is a reaction to people saying that Germany dindu nuffin.
>>1050961
come on, we've had plenty of anti-Islam threads, they just weren't as rabid as /pol/
>>1050961
>/his/ is full of cucked SJWs who suck Islam's cock, cry about imperialism and hate people with German descendance
>>1050961
>/his/ is full of cucked SJWs who suck Islam's cock, cry about imperialism and hate people with German descendance
So /his/ is full of Germans?
>>1050973
>tfw I'm literally a full blooded German but born in America
FeelsBadMan
>>1051003
>you're ashamed to be an American
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE COMMIE LOYALIST WHO WANTS THE QUEEN BACK IF YOU ASK ME
>>1050978
>>1050973
On an individual basis a lot of people got murdered for little individual guilt and responsibility especially in the eastern areas, which were often rural and quite disconnected from the political realities of the mainland.
In the small tourist town Spindlmühle where my grandgrandfather was born and the family had settled 500 years ago they rounded up most men and just shot them for personal gain and revenge, civilians and all.
Don't tell me there was some higher justice involved. Just some people profitting from other people'S property and nationalistic resentments projected onto an individual level.
>>1050973
not american
>>1051003
>>1051011
You have me mistaken, the Russian atrocities committed against Germans is a horribly overlooked subject in history. But I'll still give you shit for not only being Nazis but also importing Muslims for said Nazi guilt
>>1051011
>which were often rural and quite disconnected from the political realities of the mainland
East Prussia was disconnected alright.
>>1051003
Shut up and be happy you were born in the whiter one of these countries
>>1051011
You don't think there was any sort of desire for revenge though?
We are after all talking about a bunch of minorities that had been supportive against an occupational force with a racial view that classed the majority as subhumans of some sort.
I may just be bullshitting now, but I remember that a few German militas formed to help the German invaders against their own government during the German invasion of Poland.
>>1051025
Bet Desu senapi the Jews run this country!
>>1051011
You are aware that it was in the eastern Areas Hitler got most of his votes?
>>1051027
Jesus Christ, Nazis still do exist
>>1051011
Start shit, get hit.
![1408409841350[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fwic2EF.jpg "1408409841350[1].jpg")
>>1051027
>>1051034
Last time I checked black muslim ran it :^)
>Germany is bad
>>1051048
GOD DAMN! YOU'RE RIGHT!
WHAT DO WE DOOOOO
>>1051037
Nazis are stupid desu senpai
>>1051047
This is an accurate representation of me on Sundays going to church
>It's an anal anguished Americans with German last names defend their Vaterland episode
>>1049201
Also known for devising ingenious way to find food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
Well, this thread went pear shaped fast.
>>1051024
East prussia didn't exist during WW2 doofus and there were just many little villages where
>>1051029
>We are after all talking about a bunch of minorities that had been supportive against an occupational force with a racial view that classed the majority as subhumans of some sort.
This policy and holocaust was just not an everyday reality. Even the Americans with all their secret intelligence were surprised by the extent of the holocaust, how can you blame some German speaking bloke supporting a state which he has only a vague impression from for nationalistic pride and ethnic identity.
I mean you can blame them, but to say that it was a just punishment to collectively disown them, round them up and shoot them is just a double standard.
>>1051034
Who is this?
>>1051071
I gotchu
>>1051079
>We didn't know
>We were just following orders
>We're the real victims here
Fuck off Hans.
>>1051092
Point being is some people didn't even have to follow orders to get killed.
>>1051084
Thanks famalamadingdong.
>>1051106
Got anotha one
>>1051092
'Just following orders' is a lame excuse, yes, but have you considered that the only other alternative was imprisonment or death?
>>1047009
>Proto
>Finnic
>Holy
>Roman
>Khaganate
Voltaire.png
>>1045550
Lel
>>1051079
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Poland#German_plan
>From within Poland, the German minority would assist by engaging in diversion and sabotage operations through Volksdeutscher Selbstschutz units prepared before the war.
Nothing bad with hunting such traitors off.
>this thread
jej, nazis are truly the worst dindus
>>1049201
Turkish flag???
>>1051128
Okay, I admit to being somewhat edgy in that post.
I still think it is Muzzie-tier behavior to be a minority and then support a hostile nation because you want to have a majority of the power.
>>1050961
>Being this butthurt
>>1051264
Greek fire can't melt feet of clay.
>>1051138
he was right to tell Alex to fuck off
>>1047892
Hungarian here
Eastern Europeans generally dislike Albanians. They're only better than Gypsies by virtue of having their own country to crawl back to.
>>1051081
Vera
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/246310/9da66a888a/
http://pastebin.com/z5aRVb8T
>>1051392
>People who post real porn on the panda and pandalite
>>1049188
>30 million
so this IS a humor thread
yes im asshurt
>>1051320
kek'd heartily
>>1051537
Meh, they got through the paywall, enjoy it.
>>1050961
>Not knowing that Germany basically is a meme country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>1049524
>>1051751
I was just fucking memeing you turboautist.
>>1047009
lovie it
>>1047892
I don't get that image.
>>1051969
He could chose between invading two countries. He chose to invade both as well as Belgium which meant he got the United Kingdom into the war.
>>1051751
Is that the JUST dentist on the left?
>>1051921
/pol/ are the biggest cucks of all.
>we need a big strong bull leader to tell us what to do and save us from the feminists and jews
>>1051921
Stormnigger who can give it but can't take it detected.
>>1051995
>I swear, wanting the state to decide what you do on your spare time isn't beta.
>>1047794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vittorio_Veneto?oldformat=true
They started winning when they finally replaced Cadorna with a decent General.
>>1051995
/pol/ is too obsessed with this meme, it is getting rather lame
>>1052032
>Ridicules guy who uses a buzzword
>Uses a buzzword against everyone that disagrees
>>1051278
>God Save Our Gracious Meme
I want memebook to go.
>>1051333
oh shit what's the name of the gal that draws those, she's fucking great.
>>1050997
underrated
>>1049486
I genuinely keked. Good clean humor.
>>1052045
it is not 2edgy4me, it is 2corny4me, you take it too far
it reminds me of this kid who still acted like a 13 year old in high school, some girl vomited after eating some cheese and this apparently set him off and he started ripping on her for weeks, like really trying too hard even though no one cared
>>1052082
http://www.harkavagrant.com/
>>1051003
>Posting my waifu
AMAZING TASTE
>>1052028
>Vittorio Veneto
>24 Oct - 3 Nov 1918
>like 1 week before slavs started shooting at austrians
yeah.....
>>1051079
>East Prussia didnt exist during WW II
The whole war started or a Danzing and exteritorial connection from Germany to East Prussia. he official German pretext to invade Poland was false flag attack on radio station in East Prussia.
The East Prussia that was divided between USSR and Poland after war.
Tell me more burger.
>>1051114
Its lame excuse when you lose. Also you just excused all war crimes ever.
>>1047905
What flag is that?
>>1052505
Russian empire
>>1049486
>>1049486
>>1052653
>>1049486
>>1052653
>>1052656
>>1049486
>>1052653
>>1052656
>>1052666
>>1049486
>>1052656
>>1052666
>>1052670
>>1052733
Why is Spain on it?
>>1052753
bc Catalunya are the good guys and Spain are fags
desu senpai
>>1052733
Why is Spain a bad guy?
I mean sure, every Spaniard that's ever responded to me on /int/ is super rude but they're not that bad surely
>>1050927
He probably doesn't know that people came up with it in the 19th century and he actually believes that it was some sort of Jewish-Allied conspiracy which forced it upon Germany after the war because he's straight out of /pol/.
>>1052767
I guess because the guy who did that has not the sightless idea what the fuck he is talking about, or because he is a nationalistic catalonian.
>>1050961
>>>/pol/
Modern Europe is multicultural and there's little you can do about it. Islam is a part of Europe too since there are people who believe in it in Europe and they have every right to be in Europe as everyone else. The days of white men are over and the sooner you learn to deal with it the better. Hitler lost. Get over it. He was beaten by a diverse military which proved once and for all that diversity is superior to mono-cultures as any biologist can tell you.
>>1052927
The Third Reich had the most diverse army in human history, with the exception perhaps of the French Foreign Legion.
>>1051273
Sigh, if only the Romans had Twitter. The historical record of keks...
>>1052982
The graffiti they left behind is pretty damn funny
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>1052927
>and there's little you can do about it
>>1052733
>Spain wants to hold on to what little it has left
>evil
Not all nations give independence to any jerk off that asks for it, you know
>>1052749
>The truth of this war ever existing is disputed. It is said to have been extended by the lack of a peace treaty for 335 years without a single shot being fired, which would make it one of the world's longest wars and a bloodless war. Despite the uncertain validity of the declaration of war, and thus uncertainty about whether or not a state of war ever actually existed in the first place, peace was finally declared in 1986, bringing an end to any hypothetical war that may have been legally considered to exist. If accepted as a war, it would be one of the world's longest ever wars.
>>1052927
Implying there will be diversity instead of a slow shift of power and establishing of another race that isnt to beta to enforce its racial integrity.
The minorities you defend today will fuck you tomorrow, it would be a miracle if the dont fall victim to the same dynamics as the evil white people.
>>1049853
The Serbs didn't give a shit about Slovenia because no Serbs lived there.
It was just a stop on their way to go fuck up Croatia.
>>1052927
>get blown the fuck out so hard you samefag a strawman
>>1049181
>>1047803
Altough Albania got Skanderberg, some of the best generals, only lost because kebab was in overwhelming numbers.
>>1053126
Do black people fuck americans over ? I dont think so. Yeah muslims are more dangerous because they tend to give more importance to their shitty religion than the country they live in but it makes them all the more outcast and vulnerable to the majority. How could they fuck us over ?
>>1053821
Blacks are better than muzzies by a long shot.
>>1049486
holy fuck she's retarded, you can get like a phd in like 8 years what the fuck
>>1047803
I did a report on Albania in the 9th grade
The country is terrible
If I wanted humour I'd just ask for your 1 theses maxes.
>>1052927
Nice bait, who knows how many stormfags you triggered.
>>1051027
>I want to serve under willy ;_;
You can serve under my willy, faggot.
>>1053971
Y-yes senpai!
>>1049530
I don't get it.
>>1047803
ShkodraFag here, I can confirm that we have no actual culture of our own and that most of our people's mentality is that of an overly-patriotic, pretentious angsty teen that hates being wrong.
Also we are cringe made manifest. Go look up the keywords "Leonidas Illyria Albania" on youtube. Go on, see for yourself.
>>1052767
Shut up, gilipollas.
t. Spanish
>>1052733
>America
>good guys
>>1051003
Go to Germany bro, see how much they remark about how you're German and not american at all.
Actually they might notice....
Actually they might notice and harass you for being a filthy american decadent infidel wh-ALLAHU ACK-
>>1052733
Only americucks genuinely believe Israel is a "good guy"
>>1049853
what is it with illyrians and shitty succession plans
>>1054469
Only muslims and leftists don't.
>>1052986
is this anciant shitposting?
>>1053917
Underpostulated thesis
>>1053133
That sure worked out huh
>>1045550
the joke is the location of Kopenhagen?
>>1047797
Do more of these related to history exist?
>>1053133
>no Serbs lived there
They still do, unfortunately. They tried to organsie the Rallies of truth like in the other republics but our police force stopped them. FYI.
>It was just a stop on their way to go fuck up Croatia.
>Slovenia is on the way from Serbia to Croatia
It quite saddens me that this is the average level of knowledge here on /his/.
>>1054471
Illyrians can't do shit versus superior Veneti, amicus.
>>1051003
Do you speak German? No?
Then you're like every other Anglo American. Stop heeratooging.
>>1051027
Stop being cringe, especially with my state.
>>1045591
are you blind?
südtirol was lost
>>1055670
but we gained parts in the south, which are now part of Carinthia and Burgenland, which used to be Hungarian and one day Tirolean Freedom fighters will unite Tirol again
t. Tirolean patriot
>>1050927
It's a meme in /his/ to hate literally everything about Germany.
>>1055754
If you want to see a meme, go to /pol/. Constant Germany cock-sucking takes place there.
>>1055842
>b-but /pol/ is worse
Nice standards fag
>>1055842
Don't get me wrong, I agree that /pol/ practically worships the nazis, and that's fucking stupid. And some people on /his/ seem to vehemently hate Germany for some reason. It's just frustrating to try to actually discuss Germany's history without those kinds of people.
>>1050961
Idiot, genocide is always funny.
>>1051273
Keking loudly
![P0274[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nyNVzuu.jpg "P0274[1].jpg")
>>1052986
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
> The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
>Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
humans never change it seems. shitposting is coded in our genes
>>1052677
My apologies
For a board that hates /pol/, you guys certainly mention /pol/ a lot.
>>1052904
And this just seems like an unnecessary amount of projecting and strawmanning.
>>1047009
>Finns
>warring AGAISN'T autism
markus nyt nukkumaan
>>1054055
At this point of time, the current year is going on. According to the extreme left, this means that it is already high time to allow other cultures to just fuck your culture up.
>>1056292
That would be a civil war.
>>1045591
if Austria lost any more it wouldn't exist
>>1047009
>Casualties
>Jackie Chan [disputed]
erry time
>>1054588
>he hasn't seen the actual records of ancient shitposting in that one thread
Someone post the picture. You know the one.
>>1055754
Germans should be banned from /his/
Not even french or polish
>>1050961
Germans will never stop trying to destroy Europe tbqh
>>1052733
>supporting more EU member states
>supporting Balkanisation
Spain are innocent. Anyone who constantly vetoes Kosovo's application to join the EU has my vote.
>>1056970
my favourite memes
>>1055544
>my state
>>1055692
>we
>>1054297
Holy shit, most countries are done with those origin fairy tales.
>>1056970
>>1057047
>>1057137
Not him but obviously you know absolutely nothing about the Balkans. The entire region is one massive meme.
>>1056600
Illyro-epirote reporting in :^)
>>1047803
>A country that hates everyone around them and more.
Sounds kind of like Poland.
>>1053194
>>1057913
delete this RIGHT NOW
>>1057913
fucking kek
>>1053867
>>1050961
>>1045550
VON DER MAAS BIS AN DIE MEMEL
>>1057913
>>1058204
>>1049207
10/10
>>1045629
Is this Johan?
>>1056341
Haha, does anyone have anymore of these?
>>1055067
>>1047924
Married to a Finn
Can confirm
>>1059180
just one more jew
>>1057913
[spoiler]Will I witness the day where HRE becomes the new "kek" or "lol"? Will I live long enough to see the abbreviation of this "empire" become a laugh on the internet AFTER becoming a joke on the internet?[/spoiler]
>>1050961
so glad to see /his/ is making /pol/tards assblasted to no end
>>1059140
>>1046975
Terrible
>>1047797
Ironic trash is still trash
>>1060534
looks like average mount and blade campaign
what the hell is up with all these shitty nigger Twitter memes
Absolute garbage
>>1051027
Nobody cares you faggot
