If you could sit down and hsvr dinner with any three dead people from history, who would you choose?
Mohammed, Jesus and Moses. Most to see if anyone but Mohammed would turn up.
That depends. What's the occasion? Easter?
>>1001556
Voltaire, Charlemagne, Caesar.
Just to see the ensuing shitflinging.
Since we're going onto the theme of shitflinging, I have a few combinations:
Plato + Diogenes + Paul
IDK why I put Paul there. I have a feeling that he'd shitfling any Greek.
Nietzsche + Epictetus + Schopenhauer
We're going to play a board game.
>>1001564
Which Moses?
Charles De Gaulle, Caesar, Ian Smith
Mostly just to stare at them in awe and touch myself under the table.
>>1001556
>Karl Marx
>Sargon Of Akad
>Genghis Khan
>>1001556
Diogenes
Epictetus
Schopenhauer
Kierkegaard
Voltaire
I don't care if they are five.
>>1001556
Muhummad (saw)
Socrates
Rousseau
Caesar, but he would probably bully me. Might be neat to show Ben Franklin some modern inventions.
Zhang Xun
Subutai
Fred West
>Julian the Apostate
>Constantine XI Palaiologos
>Innocent III
assuming we all speak the same sort of Greek it'd be fuggen tremendous
>>1001556
Easter?
>>1001556
[Insert Americans don't celebrate Easter joke here]
>>1001556
Mussolini
Marx
Napoleon
Moses
Napoleon
OP's sex life
>Obama
>Lincoln
>Washington
I assume Abe and George would beat the shit out of Obama
I don't want to eat with corpses.
>>1007746
>Obama
>Deceased
Nicholas II
Wilhelm II
George V
shitstorm.avi