What the fuck was his problem?
>>1001448
He was obsessed with his own dick.
>>1001466
Stop lying! He was obsessed with his balls not dick.
>>1001448
What? Can't a man get a shower head installed at dick level without a bunch of autists on a Congolese bark carving forum laughing?
He had a huge dick and used to whip it out to intimidate and prank people.
Also he would hold meetings in the bathroom while he was taking a shit.
Also he had a car that could turn into a boat and would take people on rides and pretend to drive and crash into a river.
Racist power Hungary piece of filth.
Ruined some of the last tidbits of the United states.
also he used to make fun of the fact that he was a dumb Texan and was president while all his advisers were educated ivey league faggots
Dictated to his aides while taking shits.
>>1001448
He was JFK's Vice-president.
Seeing that guy get MEGALAID every day of the week unhinges a man.
>>1001520
gonna need sauce and pics on that car
>>1001889
https://www.nps.gov/lyjo/planyourvisit/presidentialvehicles.htm
In the drivers seat, Amphicar.
>>1001532
wut?
>>1001961
What?
>inb4 muh great society
>>1001885
LBJ was fucking more pussy in the white house then Kennedy ever was out of sheer envy.
I graduated from the university he attended.
The administration and student body like to brag about how the university is the only one in Texas from which a President graduated, but it is actually a fact that LBJ fucking hated the university and described it as a sub-standard insitution.
>>1001532
>power Hungary
>>1002018
Did you ever mention that?
>>1001448
Texan sensibilities.
>>1002073
>Did you ever mention that?
Do you mean: 'did he actually mention that?'?
And yes, he did mention it. LBJ used to work/intern at the university's newspaper when he was a student, and wrote a number of pieces lambasting the administration and student body.
>>1001532
>power hungary
>>1002536
I think he meant it as he typed it, as in, did you ever mention that to people at the uni
Funny(?) thing was he was selected as VP because Kennedy felt since he (Kennedy) was so young he'd never have to pass the presidency on to LBJ due to him dying in office.
He was kind of a sociopath. Made him great at his job, but a terrible human being. Similar to Nixon
>>1003572
>great at his job
>started the Vietnam war
>>1003295
yeah, the Kennedys hated LBJ and treated him like shit. When JFK got btfo'd Robert got all butthurt seeing LBJ in the oval office. That's why RJK ran for president, to spite LBJ. I bet Johnson had a grand ole time seeing that little entitled mick runt get his dome popped on the evening news in '68.
>>1001520
That's fucking amazing.
>>1003943
well Eisenhower technically started it
I mean yeah LBJ sent in the entire army that way but eisenhower and kennedy sent troops in before he did
>>1004615
When LBJ took office, there had been 50 US KIA in Vietnam.
When he left, there had been over 30,000.
>>1001448
He wanted those niggers to vote democratic for the next 200 years.
>>1004637
just because more soldiers died doesn't mean it was he who started the war
There were still 50 dead soldiers before that 30,000
>>1004713
Eh.
50 dead soldiers isn't a lot.
There have been a decent number of US KIA in Colombia and El Salvador, and we were never officially at war in those places.
That's why god invented advisers and special forces.
I'd put the credit with LBJ for turning 16,000 advisors and support personnel into a combat mission of 550,000 troops.
>>1004658
He never said that.
I ahve checked allover and every American "right/left" winged site never found out he actually said that.
