Broken Condom
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Lets get a broken condom thread going.
>>4250946
>>4250947
>>4250944
decensored
>>4250945
decensored
About to have some fug from my gf, thanks for make me nervous fgts
>>4250998
>using the latex jew
Get her one of those plugs, instead. You get to fuck and cum raw, and she has to walk around for 6 hours with it all still inside.
>>4250998
>having non-procreative sex
Degenerate.
>>4250998
Don't cum inside her?
My gf and I decided that I'll just pull out and finish instead of while I'm in her until we can support a baby.
>>4251018
Just so you know, precum is cum as well. It can work just as well as the full load. I suggest you pick a safer method, unless you want to be a dad early.
>>4251018
Pull our method don't work m8.
>>4251018
pill or nil
>>4251025
precum doesn't contain sperm you god damn fucking retard
it can transport sperm left in the canal so you better clean the pipes before trying this method
>>4251069
>pull out method is reliable as long as you are aware of how it works, and have more self control than a five year old
>official reported failure rate is like 50%
I'm convinced it's because IQ is inversely correlated to sexual activity.
>>4251087
That's because you're an angry loser who's probably going to die a virgin.
Oh, and the actual figures for the pull-out method are comparable to condom use.
>>4250944
Oh shit this is my jam, keep thread alive, when I'm home from work I'll dump
None of these accurately show what it's like. Condom fails it fails hard and ends up scrunched up around the base of your dick. Not just missing the top and still hanging out.
Also you pull out guys are fucking retards. Have fun with your bastard baby. Just get your girl on the pill or depot, or IUD fucking anything.
>>4251069
it does. Real talk now, my brother recently got his gf pregnant and he didn't even cum inside her.
> ITT: a bunch of virgins who failed 8th grade anatomy and still believe the "YOU CAN GET PEOPLE PREGNANT FROM PRECUM" myth
>>4254265
He fucked it up or she cheated on him.
>>4254286
>a bunch of virgins
Says the guy posting on /h/
>>4253709
> the actual figures for the pull-out method are comparable to condom use
Do you have a source for this? Because it sounds fucking retarded.
>>4254235
It's called self control.
Hate condoms, been fucking the same girlfriend for 9 years now, like rabbits!
Pull out method in use, no child until two years ago when we decided to actually try for a child and then bam, it was no pulling out, fill her pussy with cum, pregnant.
Pulling out works, accept it.
>>4254265
Cucked
Pulling out works as long as you didn't cum beforehand. My girl can't use the pill (destroys her libido entirely), and I'm pretty much allergic to any brand I've tried, so we just go at it raw. No problems in 4 years now.
>>4254494
4chan is /pol/
30% of it atleast
so, this is the kind of fetishes virgins have?
>>4254905
It's /h/ we are all hopeless losers waiting for death. Like really, who the fuck uses /h/ ? You could put everyone who uses /h/ is a room and kill 'em, an no one would notice until the chicken teddies starts to pile up a their basements doors. That or the stench of 900 pounds of man and rotting fat dissipates from their parents homes.
Happened during birthday sex. Scariest fucking birthday ever.
>>4255075
>Having birthday sex with a condom instead of doing it raw and your girl just takes a birth control pill instead
She doesn't love you anon. She might say she does, but actions speak louder than words. Leave her.
>>4255077
She took the pill the next day because we both didn't want a kid. Pill has a 5% failure rate or something. Still too high for me to do it raw. Don't want kids. We're also no longer together and it's for the best.
>>4254912
What the fuck is a chicken teddy?
>>4255081
>Don't want kids
Get a vasectomy. They're cheap (cheaper than a couple of abortions or having a single kid, anyway), and they're reversible. And you'll still cum normally, it just won't be laced with sperm.
>>4254265
Yeah, because you were watching the entire time?
>>4255088
>vasectomy
>reversible
Sure, if you want to spend upwards of $10,000 on a complicated reversal operation that has 20 - 50% success chance depending on how long you waited... if it doesn't kill you.
Better if you freeze your sperm for an IVF, at least then you have a decent chance of having kids because counting on reversing a vasectomy is worse than gambling. Even if successful your sperm quality is substantially lower and so while you might not be shooting blanks there's still much lower chance of impregnation.
So saying a vasectomy is reversible, is extremely irresponsible. It's just as reversible as cutting off your dick. Sure it can be stitched back on, but it won't be nearly the same.
>>4254456
jfgi, faggot
>>4250946
wait wtf is happening with that cock
>>4251018
You could both and be really safe. I finish my gf off first, pull out, and then she lets me give her a facial or anywhere else on her body. Not a bad trade off, I'd say. And it makes the both of us a little less paranoid.
>>4254463
this is why I went with the bullshit arm implant thing. it might have cost a bit but at least I can have the ultimate pleasure of cumming inside with no worries
yall need this, its too good
>>4251069
You are literally retarded
>>4251069
>precum doesn't contain sperm you god damn fucking retard
Oh god my sides.
Please go jump of a bridge, the world will be a better place without you.
>>4255247
If you're making a claim, it's on you to provide a source, dipshit.
There can be living sperm in precum, it's variable. Precum comes from a different place than sperm does, but for some folks you can still get some stray sperms wiggling their way into your precum early or, as some dude here said, if you don't clean your pipes. Some dudes will have no sperm at all, some a lot. Really depends on the guy.
I had my first time raw last Christmas eve, had the condom open and everything but decided to just go to the bathroom beforehand and sure enough the grill didn't get pregnant even after 3 hours of awkward sex where I couldn't cum. I'd still say unless you're some kinda madman who like to take risks use a condom if the girl isn't on the pill.
On a related note condoms breaking is a fairly rare occurrence apparently, usually caused from lack of lubrication. Whether or not it happens as often as someone gets pregnant from precum, while I don't know, I doubt.
>>4254463
>having a child voluntarily with someone you're not married to
why? Even if you don't "believe in marriage", legally speaking you'd both be better off
>>4251069
You're a moron
>>4251069
>>4251087
>>4253715
>>4254265
>>4255915
>>4255972
>>4259220
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method
http://www.feministcenter.org/en/health-wellness-services/comprehensive-gyn/birth-control-options/birth-control-information/108-pulling-out
It's not as bad as the media jew would have you believe, but I still wouldn't trust it so easily.
>>4251069
said the virgin lol
Precum doesn't *always* contain semen for all men. It varies.
Some men might never have semen in their precum. Some men might only have it sometimes.
Unless you've had some exhaustive testing done or are sterile for one reason or another, you don't know which camp you fall into.
>>4254912
Speak for yourself m8.
I come /h/ and /D/ partly out of habit but mainly Because I get off to shit that I would hate IRL.
>>4259226
>feminist
Lost ALL credibility. In fact why are you even here? This is triggerlina land, no trigger warnings here so leave, leave and die alone in a hole with your 40 cats
>>4254286
well thecnically if you tried anough times i'm sure you could do it a few times
This thread went downhill real quick.
>>4251069
This broken condom shit is scary.
>>4259933
Happened to me, can confirm, it's fucking scary. Plan B saved the day.
>>4259938
>Plan B
Abortion?
>>4259926
You do realize that spern and precum are different things right
>>4259940
virgin comes to save the day pretending plan b equals abortion
>>4260558
>autistic virgin samefagging every thread with "le ebin virgin :^)" meme
>>4259940
Falcon punch to the uterus
Biology lesson.
Precum is meant to clean the tubes, since piss kills sperm. Precum can contain living sperm - if there's not a lot of piss in the tube that kills the sperm, but in most cases it contains dead sperm or no sperm.
This logically means that both pro-pullouts and anti-pullouts are both right.
Pulling out certainly is easy, but you just run the risk that one of these days, you or your girlfriend will need an abortion.
(Hahahahaha, if you don't, enjoy being a retarded fucktard Christcuck bring an unplanned parasite on the planet, what the fuck senpai... you don't bring accidents onto the world, you gotta fucking plan your child for years ahead, save money, prepare a baby room, learn about raising a baby, plan ahead nigga what the fuck!)
>>4259778
>planned parenthood isn't a reputable source
Well, good job ignoring facts, I guess.
>>4260535
But they still have the ability to cause pregnancy, jackass.
>>4260933
>>4260931
Nice ban.
