How to hide your hentai?
I hid it well.
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Mint's a nice OS eh?
>>4233483
you said it.
>>4233485
It depends on your pc.
>>4233473
I neither hide.
>>4233485
It's great for people who are new to Linux or for those who want something that just works without having to fuck about in the terminal and deal with dependencies.
Most people are not raised on Linux/Unix and if they eventually convert from Windows or Mac there's no point is turning someone off by giving them Arch.
We all have to start somewhere. If you're a jerk about which distro someone's using, you're no better than an Apple fanboy.
wtf does it do
i dont speak nerd
>>4233492
Thanks friend, he was angry that offends my favorite distro.
>>4233493
Do you speak *@#?
Why would you hide your porn, underaged? Scared your mom will find your Tomas The Train diaper inflation porn? I'm not.
>>4233519
Thanks, but I use Mint since it was created.
>>4233525
If it were normal porn, I would not but my family hates everything that has to do with anime.
>>4233529
>you are now aware that you got your fetish for anime chicks from your family
>it's your cute little way to rebel against them
>>4233532
:'(
>>4233473
Hahahahahahahahahha
5 folders deep into an art-reference folder. Even if someone were to search in there they probably wouldn't make it past the first 2 folders of nothing but hand references
>>4233551
When a video is opened, it is recorded and this allows me to access from any device connected to the network at my house.
It is annoying to have to erase the history of the player.
Cryptkeeper, also on Mint.
>>4233473
>Hiding it
What, scared your mom will go through your computer?
forgot to comment on your code :P
I just put it on a TrueCrypt drive.
Nobody knows the password and I doubt anyone will know that it is a TrueCrypt drive since Windows says to format it.
>>4233613
You're the most alphamale i've ever seen
Hahaha, who in the fuck hides their porn?
>>4233473
I just put it into a rar and then name it with random letters and numbers to look like important computer shit. Though I'm the only one who uses my computer.
>>4233755
This is a great plan until your folders are under 10 GB
>>4233770
*over; im retarded
>>4233702
and then someone formats it and you lose everything
I have a few large code bases for various things i mess around with, and some leaked source from a few games with lots of assets. So I just zip it all up with a password and just call it Source - (DATE) etc. Nobody expects a thing.
Dont hide. Just make a visible cascade of folders than anyone who would browse your PC would find easily.
And name it properly "Adult Stuff" and such. Explain what it is.
Hiding makes you unconfident, unassuming. That's bad !
I'm almost thirty and I still hide my hentai. My girlfriend claims to be cool with it, and I know she occasionally watches when she's doing her own thing, but whenever she's seen me save anything for future fapping she gets all petty and bitchy.
Confronting her about that has always led to her crying and eventually going on about her insecurities/attractiveness. She understands on a mental level that I would keep fapping to weird shit regardless of how attractive she is for variety's sake alone, but there's just some deep-rooted part of her head that will never accept it.
I have all my stuff on an external hard drive which I let no one else use.
>>4234009
2D is superior in every way and she knows it
>>4233473
They may believe that encrypting or otherwise hide it serves, and in fact serves but the problem is my younger brother who knows all that and more.
Whenever we fight pisses me with hentai or something else and this was the only way to that is not found me.
And the last time we quarreled leave my Acoustic Guitar out when there was rain today and curiously hid my external hard drive in it.
>>4234009
You should just make sure she knows that you love and want her above anything else and that the H is just about getting your desire for weird kinky shit out of the way.
I don't mind my BF fapping to anything 2D in the slightest because I know Im his only 3D, blowing him while he does is fun too.
I don't hide my hentai because I'm an adult and I have my own computer.
>>4234114
>i will never experience this
Oh well time to go over to the train station while drunk and hope i step into a train excuse me...
I use "MyLockbox" for hiding my collection, my girlfriend found my porn in the past just to often cause she trys ways like: windows search...
But with MyLockbox i had luck till now. With the free version you can Hide 1 Folder (it can have infinity other folders inside tough) with a single click, it doesnt take any load time or anything, it makes the folder visible and unvisible with 1 click and the best thing is, that everything in the folder cannot be found via windows search when it is hidden!
The software opens your folder only when you type a password that you choose.
Perfect software even on the free version!
http://fspro.net/my-lockbox/
>he doesnt watch porn and hentai with his roommates
>>4234294
I share and recommend stuff with my buddies, but I wouldn't fap together with them, that would be gay.
>>4233613
I salute you, good sir. I would do the same but I go to lan parties with friends and have people over a lot while i'm on my computer.
>>4233473
Encrypted partitions for porn.
Why would you need to hide porn if you live alone?
Why would you need to hide porn if your family doesn't all use the same computer?
Why would you save porn on a family computer?
So you started ngnix and made a front-end. How is this hidden? It's still on your hard drive somewhere. Might as well hide it in an obscure folder like everyone else.
I stash downloaded/torrented files in a file called "Research Facility", and for streams and h-manga, I delete them from History.
>>4233564
>streaming
>recording the stream
I knew /h/ was full of plebs. But this is just too much.
>>4233473
I hide mine in a folder called 'Hentai'
>>4234009
Your girlfriend sounds cringey as fuck.
%appdata% "The Wank Bank"
My Documents\Assassin's Creed\Config
Nobody else uses my computer, it's just a weird paranoia thing.
>>4233473
Encrypted my second hdd
I don't, really.
It's shoved away a few folders deep, but nothing a person able to open those wouldn't be able to get their hands on.
In a hidden folder on my C drive titles "Cute Fluffy Kittens", which has another folder titled "Not Porn, Go Away".
Nobody else uses my computer.
"Tax returns"
I keep it in my "Porn" folder in "My Videos"
>>4233473
External drives formatted to ext4. 99.9% of people wouldn't be able to access them because they're using windows and they'd just think it's a blank drive. Of course I keep them well hidden under my bed, but hey if my mom or sis find them and actually manage to plug them in to a computer, they wouldn't think twice about it.
>>4234009
Very similar issue. Wife likes to watch porn, but will only watch if i watch it with her. Your description hit the nail on the head. If she catches me, its immediate anger and bitchery. I don't understand why they feel so insecure.
I just upload my shit under an alias, got no kinky stuff offline.
>>4239325
what about people with mac books?
>>4239929
OS X doesn't support ext2/3/4 unless you install some shareware drivers.
I don't hide it because I know noone else is going to go through my shit
>>4233473
>using php
>hiding porn
Nigga, if you really want to hide your shit just make a hidden folder, no one will bother to look for it.
>>4234009
the sauce on this is:
"A school where you can randomly have procreative sex with any of the fine developing xxxx school girls you want any time you want"
just incase anyone wanted to know
I have a shortcut named PORN on my desktop
>>4233473
It's hidden along the normal anime
And there are some pics under "anime style", which is well hidden too.
I don't its just everywhere
>>4233473
Password protected dmg in system folder.
>>4240402
I did thanks
>>4233473
Why do you hide your porn? I just have it in a folder in my applications folder labelled "PORN."
I have HappyPanda pinned on my taskbar for easy viewing because fuck hiding.
>>4233483
Mint's alright. I prefer Debian/OpenSUSE but Mint is alright for people new to Linux/Unix.Make sure to torrent it though You don't want the Russians to pull a stunts with your data like they did last month
>>4240593
And this is why i don't bother with women.
>>4233525
Thomas the Tank Engine you sicko
I don't hide it
I also use TrueCrypt.
Can enable and disable at the click of a button and has a mighty strong password on it. (The wife doesn't quite like it but her policy is as long as she can't find it then she doesn't care)
Hit my hotkey, type in my password, boom everything is available, secondary hotkey auto dismounts the volume.
Storage space isn't an issue I have like 7TB of storage on my computer
warcraft 3 folder
No one suspects a thing
>>4241111
>I have like 7TB of storage on my computer
Holy shit.
>>4241077
Can you even read moon?
>>4233613
All these "what's'a matter kid? Don't want mommy to find your porn? I don't hide mine cos I don't give a fuck and I'm an adult" posts, but THIS is the desktop of someone who never has friends round, and definitely has no female friends.
>>4240593
spoken like someone who can't relate to women as people
>>4240593
Only a virgin could talk like this.
>>4241313
(you)
>>4233473
Serving files from a public folder to all computers on your network is the antithesis of hiding.
If you are actually interested in protecting something on a computer, start here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_security#Computer_protection_.28countermeasures.29
>>4233493
The opposite of what op intended it to do
>>4241305
Hidden third option:
>His female friends are bi and the desktop turns out to be a conversation piece
>>4234543
>I need a second desktop
Control Panel\All Control Panel Items\User Accounts\Manage Accounts
>>4241285
I'm learning.
Or...just buy this Motherboard or similar one. ASRock X99 Extreme4 LGA 2011-v3 Intel X99
You can turn on and off a couple of hard drives with a press of your keyboard from the motherboard's HDD Saver Technology.
No need to waste time with passwords.
Those connect HDD doesn't turn on when you start your computer.
No need to set any files as hidden.
No need to install any third party software to hide your files.
>>4233483
It's a refreshing take on OSs.
>>4237630
Nice, usually difficult to find unless someone else was installing something like video game mods on your computer.
For long term storage I put everything in a .rar file and then added the binarys together with an image. If you put the image first it will open with the default picture viewer due to the header. Open winrar and navigate to the image to access the rar. The only discrepancy at first glance is the size of the image.
I made a "my games" folder in documents, threw in some random game titles, fill the folders with random .bat files and shit textures. only one game has a directory that leads to my stash. My friends are the only ones that ever snoop and when they find my stash they usually delete it and fill it with spider porn or soemthing. They've looked here before but never dig past the first few games. Foolproof, if you have friends that are autistic.
Oh, and use a lockable folder just to be safe.
>>4241336
I think you just won.
>g
>>4234009
My girlfriend likes to punish me whenever I look at or when she finds hentai on my laptop... Its starting to feel good. Except for the feet... dont think she has air conditioning at work ;_;
http://www.davidverhasselt.com/hide-data-in-hidden-partitions/
>>4241331
hoy hoy look at this porn, fun right hehehehe :P
>>4240703
Wtf is HappyPanda?
its in a folder on my desktop and its labeled porn. its so obvious no one dares to open it.
I'm on mobile so I use keepsafe
>>4233613
oh god is that windows vista?
>>4241077
where do you buy your doujinshi?
>>4233613
could you post the image, google is crap today
>>4233473
>uploaded on the system
>download
>not using a light json in a single table
also I access my lewds on the top right corner, named "porn"
>>4233473
My vanilla 3D porn is purposefully easy to find so if someone ever goes through my laptop they'll think that is my stash and not look any further. For my 2D and kinky live action, I have around 80 folders with memes, ylyl content and generally harmless stuff. In one is another 10 or so folders, and in one of those is all of my good stuff.
ITT: So many idiots who think that security by obscurity is any security at all.
>>4248072
Yep, it's Windows Vista. Ya did good.
I just put it all in my secondary Dropbox so I can access it anywhere.
>>4239325
I added another security measure by putting the drives in a fireproof box with alarm. Nobody getting to my stash without me knowing about it.
>>4233613
Anon, you'd better share what's in that masturbation aid folder.
>>4248097
not him but i found it
http://imgur.com/Oo3azoH
>>4248097
>>4250031
png here
>>4233473
I used to save /d/-tier porn to my documents and never delete history, until my faggot ass retard dad made it a habit of using my pc without asking while I was asleep.
Eventually even after I put a password on the login, I got so paranoid I now put it like 5 folders deep into a windows folder and delete my history every time I walk away from the pc
>>4248073
japan or mandarake
>hiding hentai
how it feels to be 12 years old?
This makes me feel nostalgic in a pervy sort of way. back when I had to hide it it was simply in a password protected zip file in a hidden folder. No one in the family was very computer savvy or that noisy.
>>4250902
>owning physical doujinshi copies
>fakku
jej
>>4233473
>Hiding porn.
>Implying I let anybody else touch my PC but me.
>>4251102
>not owning physical copies of your favorite stuff for the koolfactor
Fakku is gay, though. You're right about that.
>>4233613
>Amazon
Good taste, anon.
Requesting upload for BIG ANIME TIDDIES, DEMON GIRL PORN, and Girls getting impregnated.
mv hentai .hentai
>>4250902
>giving jews your money
And I was going to praise you for those Ishikei books.
>>4245205
>monster hunter wikia
you know good games my good sir, i should play monster hunter again, for old times sake :D
Got a tip from a friend to just hide it in the EA Origin program files. Whose gonna look there, especially when you have to go 5-6 folder deep
>>4251206
>Girls getting impregnated
I've done some dump-threads here every now and then, but my creampie collection is so massive that it would probably max out a dozen threads. Have to be in the right mindset to do a dedicated dump, but you can usually find me posting on creampie threads.
>>4241279
^ this but I'm using veracrypt 5tb Seagate not yet filled but I encrypt them with a key (or several keys) that is on a USB and if I really don't want people accessing my shit I dont stop with just AES basic encrytipn but go Serpent AES Twofish...but takes too damn long to decrypt even with keys (can't imagine how long it would take to decrypt it if i end up losing my usb keys)
I just encrypt a wrar file and put all my shit in there.
>>4233473
Hide it? But from whom?
>>4241111
>only 7TB
plebs
I have a 1TB SSD and a 2TB HDD in my laptop, with a QNAP NAS running 5 2TB drives in RAID 5
No DM/LUKS ITT, wew
>>4233473
I just keep mine in a hidden folder.
>>4251901
I have LUKS on all my disks, but not to hide the hentai so I didn't post ITT.
>>4251545
this makes me sad for some reason.
>>4239955
I accidentally found my friends spank folder. I went to save an image and it popped up as a folder that didn't exist.
I swapped to view hidden folders and it was folders upon folders of LOL rule34.
I saved a couple of dicks in the folder for good measure. He was NOT pleased when he found out.
>>4233473
I don't save hentai/porn, because it's not worth that much to me. The only shit I save is from the Voice threads, which I stick in Video>Anime>asmr (not even a lie, considering) -- and even then it's all RJ numbers and moonrunes, so it remains pretty innocuous. And I only ever browse 4chan et al. in private windows; even the blue boards. I'll generally try to clear "recent" lists on whatever player I'm using, though once again, it's usually moonrunes and shit.
>why hide it when you're an adult
I have one computer. I have friends over, and worse -- clients. And worse worse, girls. I don't need to experience Telltale Heart syndrome any time someone touches my keyboard.
Wallpapers like >>4233613 might be ballsy, but they're also just tacky, at best. At worst, 99% of "normies" will be grossed out and feel weird hanging out/working with you again. Especially girls. At least ease them into that shit.
>>4233790
Just disable the drive letter and it disappears from my computer.
All of my friends and family already understand that I'm really into this shit, so they don't really care.
it's actually really cool when your friends are at least understanding of it because then you can share stashes and recommend stuff.
>>4251541
FROM THOSE WHO WOULD DO IT HARM.
>>4233613
Pretty degenerate tbqh family
>>4234114
Same here. I like leaving hentai and doujins out for him to find. Sometimes if he catches me in the middle of reading one he'll start fondling me. I live a good life
>>4251967
you could at least get images that fit though
>>4240715
what happened?
>>4233702
just use a container file like c:\hiberpage.sys or something, then attrib +hs or w/e that dos command is...
>>4234114
>>4252100
>grills
BEGONE DIRTY 3D WHORES
>>4251545
So your computer has 3TB? The other guy wins.
I just have a Linux Mint VM where I do all 4chan and hentai stuff. It has a different password than my laptop too.
>>4254054
Any grill that reads hentai is allowed on 4chan imo. They're just as shit tier as the rest of us
>>4254024
A group of Eastern European (I forget which country) hackers inserted a trojan that could DdoS your system into the iso on the Linux Mint site. Fortunately, they discovered the trojan pretty quickly and took the download link on the site down.
>>4233473
I hide it in my Documents folder, inside my 4Chan folder.
>>4254788
One of us! One of us!
>>4233473
i make a hidden folder and give it the same name of an antivirus (i used AVG free, and folder was $AVG), and since my first folders are just gibberish since they are jap SWF, looks kinda like the real deal, kek
Even if you live alone, you want your stash be hidden enough that when your friend comes over and need arises to do something with your computer, your friend isn't greeted by porn everywhere
I have a friend, not that good with computers. Every time I've used his computer to help with tech problems, he has spent a couple of minutes beforehand to do some sort of cleaning. Talk about awkward
>>4258022
>some sort of cleaning
Inside the subs folder for a high quality Simpsons season(which justifies the space). Nobody ever looks inside the subs folder.
>>4244797
>Its starting to feel good. Except for the feet... dont think she has air conditioning at work ;_;
I don't get this
>>4258405
Smelly feet.
>>4233473
It's not like anyone's every gonna even go really far through your files, perhaps until they hit a kind of "technical" sounding folder they don't wanna mess with..
But paranoia eats away at you. Even if you have no one.
>>4233473
I don't.
It is on drive's root x/hentai and x/porn
VeraCrypt. Just make an encrypted folder.
>>4233473
I just don't have it on my computer. Old habits die hard.
>>4233473
>hiding
D:/notporn
>>4259907
That's it senpai?
If you hide it you're either underage or cucked. 100% of the time.
I simply use google drive. You can access it from your phone in case you need it on the go ;)
Two scripts:
#!/bin/sh
openssl aes-256-cbc -d -in data.tar.gz.enc | tar xz
rm data.tar.gz.enc
And:
#!/bin/sh
tar cz data | openssl enc -aes-256-cbc -e > data.tar.gz.enc
rm -r data/
>>4233473
Dafuq?
Am I the crazy one when I use a password encrypted truecrypt container?
>>4233473
In a folder named internet explorer and with the internet explorer icon.
Sometimes, I'm myself scared of opening it.
I don't hide mine, never seen the need since I have my own PC. I do however put it in a spot where people just casually using my PC won't actually find it unless they go out of their way to find it.
45 and still live with my parents. I hide mine in a folder inside a folder inside a folder in the C: drive. I also be sure to delete my history every night, and I've made it so you need a password to log on to my PC in the first place.
I have my own pc, but it's never locked. I don't bother hiding it desu. If someone wants to find something badly enough they will. Which is why I have a hdd dedicated to porn, which is labeled porn and has been issued the drive letter P.
>>4256926
hint me up famalam got amnesia recently couldnt remember jackshit about le secret cache
Used to keep it stored in a folder called Fallout 2, but at this point it's just a folder called Porn.
Granted, most of my collection is /d/-tier stuff, but most people aren't curious enough to actually delve in if they're using my machine, which is a rare occurrence.
>>4233473
Underage detected
>>4233613
Link to that wallpaper?
>2016 not using an external usb drive to hide your porn
ishygddt
>>4233473
>hiding porn
It's like you're letting people touch your PC, faggot.
I don't really need to hide it anymore since I live with my girlfriend now, but it just feels weird having it out in the open. All of my hentai goes into
F:\User\Documents\EA Games
I don't really hide it.
Added an usb HDD to the router, set a password, and am now able to stream it to my phone everywhere in the house. Live with my Parents btw.
>>4266877
brah, I feel ya, it's great
A folder named cache in the system 32 directory
>>4233473
external hdd dedicated to hentai.
I have a "guest" account that I use when other people are around, which is porn free.
>>4254788
Nicely said anon
>>4240402
What a name
i am pro hider of the fappables
>>4260502
This
>>4267222
>I Swear its the car
>that folder path
>>4233473
I put mine in a folder labeled "obvious porn folder" in my documents.
>>4252100
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