Hi folks. I was here a while ago as Statistically NP. I do translations of hentai manga and doujinshi.
Mostly I just translate to scripts and so I look for helpful people to help me edit the text onto the images. Sometimes I do it myself too, because photoshop is fun. And if people just want to read along with the scripts then that's cool too.
Unfortunately, Statistically NP got squashed by Wordpress. Fair enough, it's technically against their TOS. Enter 7 Beers Ago, delivering the same random translations. :)
I'll post stuff up here whenever I can. If anyone feels like they can help out, that would be great. If you just want to enjoy the free porn, go nuts.
P.S. SNP had a lot of unedited scripts on it when it went down. I'll be reposting that stuff again over the next month or so because I want it still to be available, but I also want to keep up the flow of new material. It's no fun if all I do is just repost the stuff from November and December of last year. ;)
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Anyway, first up: [HASEBE MITSUHIRO] BLONDE PRISON
There’s a prison full of busty blonde girls. They get used rather roughly by the herds of fat, old guys who turn up daily to fuck them.
There’s a whole tank of this stuff. It’s kind of a side project I have to work my way through it.
Script: https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/08/hasebe-mitsuhiro-blonde-prison/
[HIMEYA] MIO:RAPE -THE THINGS I HAVEN’T TOLD ANYONE ABOUT AFTER SCHOOL-
Mio chats to a guy about a “TV” performance, but it quickly goes south as he rapes her and gets it on tape. Blackmail ensues, and Mio ends up taking cock every day after school. Some months later, she’s trying to fuck a hundred guys a day and being dumped on street corners for failing.
Well, school is shit anyway. Might as well learn a practical skill, like swallowing a pint of semen.
Script: https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/10/himeya-miorape-the-things-i-havent-told-anyone-about-after-school/
[OYSTER] FAMILY PLANNING
This is on the darker side of standard Oyster fare. Girl gets kidnapped while out driving with her father and faces a lifetime of gang rape locked up in the house of a psychotic madman. Also, her father gets killed in front of her which just isn’t nice.
One thing I should explain that didn’t translate well into English: the girl’s name. Her name in Japanese is “Manko”, which technically is a legitimate Japanese girls name. It also means pussy. Ditto the name of the little sister “Omeko” which is again technically a legit name and again can mean pussy.
I can’t think of any legitimate English names with similar connotations. Pussy Galore is about as close as it gets, so I used that for the little sister. I just used Cunt for the protagonist, because fuck it. I could have used the Japanese, but that loses them calling her a cunt the whole time. I figure at least this way the abuse gets in there, which is probably more meaningful than having a believable name. The “father” is a looney, it’s not really that odd that he’d call his daughter “Cunt”.
Anyway, enjoy.
[REDBELL] THE ADDICT IDOL AND THE PIERCED IDOL
Disclaimer: I know nothing about Idolmaster. However, I do enjoy seeing what is essentially “mai waifu” material corrupted and turned into addicts and sluts begging for more cock so that they can become Japan’s next big singing sensation. Which is probably exactly how it works. The only reason AKB48 needs that many members is so that they can service the entire corporate management team at once.
That’d be a fine night out.
![[Inue Shinsuke] Kago no Moukin Caged Hawk [English] {Statistically NP}.png](https://i.imgur.com/uIR6T5n.jpg "[Inue Shinsuke] Kago no Moukin Caged Hawk [English] {Statistically NP}.png")
>>4188158
looked up your brand.
Liked this one:
>>4188158 (OP)
Thanks for your translations, Imari. I already asked this in the last thread, but was ignored.
Would you have any interest in translating the rest of the "King's App" tank by Takatsu (The color pages at the start are also still untranslated)? Or at least chapter 5 and the side story? You did say that you're on the more pedo scale of things and he primarily draws Shotas in here, so it might appeal to you.
The original translator of it disappeared half a year ago. I'm fairly sure that there is interest in seeing this finished and there are some editors on exhentai who are Takatsu fans, so that shouldn't be that big of a problem.
Here are the tank raws: [Ex][Takatsu] Ou-sama Appli - King App
This is the bonus chapter:
[Ex]COMIC MILF 2015-02 VOL.22 (page 39)
Here's the abandoned English version:
[Ex][Takatsu] Ou-sama Appli - King App Ch. 1-4 [English] [HalbesEi]
This is one of the best Mind Control and Netori Manga I know of, and Takatsu's art style is excellent, so I would really love to see this finished. I'm positive that many other people think the same way.
>>4188317
Fucked up the links. Here they are again:
>Tank: http://exhentai.org/g/778408/0614383e30/
>Bonus chapter: http://exhentai.org/s/a791f645c3/775584-39
>English version for Chapters 1-4 and 1.5: http://exhentai.org/g/836767/26324b283a/
>>4188317
>http://exhentai.org/g/836767/26324b283a/
Yeah, I'd probably do it, at least the fifth chapter anyway just for the sake of finishing it off.
But there would need to be someone that actually intended to edit. You might not believe it, but even when I do stuff specifically for people who intend to edit it, the strike rate for it actually getting finished is only about fifty:fifty.
It's fine, real life gets in the way sometimes. But if I'm going to be doing something on request then I'd like to know that someone at least intends to attempt to do something with it. That's my cutoff to stop people simply flooding me with requests. I don't mind doing stuff, but someone else has to be willing to put some work in too. :)
Get someone on EH to express specific interest in doing this and we can look into it.
>>4188339
Well, I asked the editor of that months ago what happpened with it and he said he's ready to continue it, it's just that he hasn't heard anything from the actual translator and lost contact with him. Unlike him, the editor is still active on exhentai.
There's a short four page epilogue of the story at the end of the Manga, btw.
>>4188158
In what direction is Kinpatsu Prison supposed to be read in again?
>>4188529
It's the standard right to left.
[YOJOUHAN SHOBOU] MOTHER AND DAUGHTERS IN A CAGE 2.1
At long last we get into chapter 2. This is the first thirty pages, because this one is long as fuck. A bit at a time.
We pick up after mom has been fucked all night, and the daughters got a little raped as well. After breakfast tucked under the table sucking cock, mom tries to make a deal that she’ll do whatever in return for leaving her daughters out of it. Seems a bit late, but nice try.
Stage one is mom performing in a porno. Pretty standard housewife stuff, masturbates all over the house then lets a bunch of hung salesmen in to pillage her.
Script: https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/14/yojouhan-shobou-mother-and-daughters-in-a-cage-2-1/
>>4188339
Editor of chapter 2-4 here. I got the script for 5 from the original translator a bit ago. Life has been hell and I'm going to try to push all freetime into finishing that soon. I have barely enough time to sleep currently so I'm not sure how soon that'll be though.
>>4188892
That's fine. Thanks for letting me know. It'd suck if I spent time translating something that had already been done. :)
Personally I'd choose sleep over editing. It's only porn, and sleep is awesome. Look after yourself first and all that. :)
>>4189009
Well I do of course plan on sleeping. It's more anything else. I've had to take an extra job to cover unforeseen events last November. Luckily, that's ending soon. I should have more free time.
On another note, a random question. I've worked with steven_even a bit from here editing the scripts he does. Figured I might as well ask if any of these happen to interest you enough to do a script for them? I would of course do the editing for them. It's a long list but it's a little bit of everything. Just the stuff I've always wanted to see translated. You seem to translate a little bit of everything so I don't really know how to narrow it down.
In order of most wanted probably
http://exhentai.org/s/9d0cd1c0f5/753725-283
http://exhentai.org/g/739907/bee57a5a92/
http://exhentai.org/s/42ebac85e3/866533-108
http://exhentai.org/g/832766/34b3eb3998/
http://nhentai.net/g/136977/105/
http://nhentai.net/g/146759/7/
http://nhentai.net/g/143691/8/
http://nhentai.net/g/140730/81/
http://nhentai.net/g/140311/81/
http://nhentai.net/g/145014/81/
http://nhentai.net/g/126799/243/
http://exhentai.org/s/cbcc0d5934/811685-149
>>4189054
Interesting. I'll see what I can do. ;)
>>4189009
Wow. PINKERTON please. I really like Monorino's art
>>4189079
I already did the title story.
[YUTAKAME] THE INQUISITION OF THE QUEEN
The idea of a queen being captured and raped by an invading country is more or less a trope by now. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
However, the queen being raped by the enormous cock of the royal dragon has a little flavour to it. Let’s try that one on for size, shall we?
https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/16/yutakame-the-inquisition-of-the-queen/
[PETENSHI] BACKSTREET SATEN
This is a bit of an odd twist on the “gets raped by likes it” trope. Saten refuses to get blackmailed into repeated daily rape, and she turns it down for the sheer pleasure of it too. But that doesn’t stop her stretching out her one day of rape for as long as she can.
P.S. I must admit that the phrase “Backstreet” still makes me think of the Backstreet Boys. Who probably also took a lot of cock, but that’s a different thing.
P.P.S. Saten with big boobies is the shit.
https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/16/petenshi-backstreet-saten/
[MOGUDAN] AYANAMI 6
Hooray for Comiket 88, for the latest Mogudan is here!
Honestly, I’m not sure what I think of this. It feels much the same as his old stuff (some is outright copied from old omakes, some is same images with new text), but meaty Rei is so sexy.
There’s no real story, it’s just snapshots of Rei going around being a slut. But meaty Rei being a slut is incredibly hot.
And even though it feels like more of the same, Mogudan’s art is incredible. The stupid situations he puts Rei in are still awesome. And dat ass.
Fuck it. Viva, meaty Rei!
https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/16/mogudan-ayanami-6/
>>4190972
http://exhentai.org/g/896075/09229ef47b/
>>4190994
>http://exhentai.org/g/896075/09229ef47b/
Oh cool, I must have missed that one.
Could I interest you in translating this?
http://exhentai.org/g/866246/60cdfab368/
>>4188158
Would you be interested in translating this story by kiasa?
http://exhentai.org/s/de53d5c301/897458-75
>>4188828
Thanks
>>4191073
If anything, at least link the complete one, not just part 2
http://exhentai.org/g/898072/d9b4f73397/
Is this you SNP? Why the name change? And boy, I should start Editting more of your scripts onto raw hentai again but recently I've been busy. Hopefully I can get back to it and help you out more.
>>4188158
>herds of fat, old guys
How do people fap to this shit without throwing up?
>>4193708
Because people like the humiliation and female degradation.
>>4193740
>i-it's not because I self-insert as a fat ugly piece of shit, h-honest!
Hi, 7BeersAgo. I'm not sure you remember me or not but I translated a lot of stuff from the old SNP website and you even helped me out by translating a request of mine.
I really appreciate it and am still very extremely thankful and will try my best to still help edit your script onto doujins when I have time. If you have time again. I was wondering if you could help translate something else for me again. I'm sorry if I'm asking too much but you don't have to if you have don't time and that'll be okay. If you do end up translating it then cool! I'll help edit it right away.
It would be great of you if you can translate any of these
http://exhentai.org/g/886169/f2b7fafc6d/
http://exhentai.org/g/886168/3e5b7e24e2/
http://exhentai.org/g/886166/23faec4188/
http://exhentai.org/g/886163/47acd6d4f2/
http://exhentai.org/g/886162/84814de3fd/
http://exhentai.org/g/886161/98f4a5e14f/
http://exhentai.org/g/872905/f20aa783cc/
http://exhentai.org/g/833776/ccf4395610/
http://exhentai.org/g/813882/04c191bea5/
Sorry guys, I haven't been on for a while. Quick catchup time.
>>4191045
>http://exhentai.org/g/866246/60cdfab368/
Nah.
>>4191073
>http://exhentai.org/s/de53d5c301/897458-75
Nah.
>>4193695
That's me. Wordpress banned the SNP blog, so new name, same stuff. :)
>>4193708
How do people not find it awesome? :P
>>4193758
All my thumbs up.
>>4195886
>http://exhentai.org/g/813882/04c191bea5/
I've looked at the series before, but for me the quality is very variable. Some of them are great, some are boring, and I don't really want to start on a series where I'd be cherry picking bits and pieces of it. I don't like going into something with the intention of not doing it properly, and it disappoints people when the part that they love doesn't get done.
They are relatively short and simple, so I keep checking them each time a new one comes out in case it's the one that sways me. But so far none of them have been enough to convince me. Sorry.
[KIZUKI REI] AN ORDINARY DAY FOR HIM, AN EXTRAORDINARY DAY FOR HER
You’ve been going out with the perfect boy for three months and everything is going great. Sure, sometimes he “forgets” to bring a condom, but whatever. He’s a good fellow, he’d never abandon you.
Unless he sold you out to a bunch of thugs, so that you could be gang raped daily. That would suck.
Script: https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/22/kizuki-rei-an-ordinary-day-for-him-an-extraordinary-day-for-her/
[HIMEYA] AZU:RAPE -UNTIL AZU-NYAN BECOMES A FUCK TOY-
Apparently Azusa is the dumb one. She gets taken in by email phishing, and then gets blackmailed into servicing dozens of guys a day so that her friends don’t get raped.
It’s all very noble to not want your friends to be raped, but when you’re taking a hundred plus cocks at once you might want to at least holler for a little help. You know, many hands makes light work and all that.
Script: https://7beersago.wordpress.com/2016/02/23/himeya-azurape-until-azu-nyan-becomes-a-fuck-toy/
>>4197082
That's alright. Thanks for giving an answer.
Hi mate, glad you are back. Have you ever considered translating these two manga:
http://exhentai.org/g/845733/9a426095c7/
http://exhentai.org/g/889897/8f7c84252d/
Thanks in advance and thanks for your work so far
Hi Imari, when are you going to post the second part of mother and daughters in a cage?
>>4200741
March 1. ;)
