I've been thinking about sending out a VERY GOOD Microsoft Powerpoint presentation to different marketing and graphic design places in my area. Is this a good idea? Something short that can fit on a floppy disk so maybe five or so pages. I also wanted to add in some extremely sick slide transitions and the "boing" noise when the slide goes.
Thoughts? Will I stand out from the crowd in this highly competitive and cut-throat market?
>>272884
>powerpoint presentation
professional agencies use Macs, which cant run Microshit files
>floppy disk
professional agencies dont use computers from the 80s, so they cant even read your files
>>272885
Fuck off Steve Jobs that I'm seeing employment not faggotry.
>>272886
>extremely sick slide transitions
kek'd
if you really want to impress use after effects instead of pp.
>>272892
I think they would go for the cool slides, my lad. The "boing" effect will send it over the top.
>>272926
This isn't "bait," you dufus. I am trying to stand out and be remembered so I can photoshop shit for people I don't care about so other peoplecan buy their shitty products.
I thought you were better than this, /gd/.
>>273602
>going along wih a joke is now seen as falling for bait
you're fucking retarded
>>273610
You just don't get it, do you?