>>53863557

Huh?! Bro, stop posting this nerd shit on this board.

If you gonna do faggy stuff please go back to /a/ or one of those nerd boards.

Thanks, fuckboi.

Said email for reference:
1/2

My friends,

This evening, I was arrested by the Romanian Police. I have been served
paperwork by the police and the SRI informing me of a pending
extradition to Germany to face criminal charges. After investigation and
discussion with the police, my Romanian lawyer (not Jess Radack, but my
personal criminal defense lawyer) has found details of the charges. I am
being extradited to face a charge under Strafgesetzbuch section 86a,
which bans, amongst other things, the use of "slogans of
unconstitutional organizations". That is all the confirmed information I
have regarding the charge, and while I don't know *why* I'm facing this
charge, I can speculate.

For about 3 weeks, I displayed a JOKE on the front page of cock.li that
shook the text on the page and displaying a rotating webm that said
"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG". I did this while the server was hosted in
Germany, so I think this is what this is about. I've never been
unironically racist in the entire history of the site, so this is the
only thing I can come up with.

Here is a video of the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3PU3w_Tr4

>>53863580
anon pls, this is srs stuff.

>>53863690
2/2

I've also been informed that my extradition is being expedited because I
am scheduled to undergo investigative surgery. The prosecution office in
the city of Zwickau believes I may have a surgically-implanted storage
device. The SRI performed forensics on my storage devices in my
apartment and did not find another copy of the cock.li data, and they
are clearly cock-hungry faggots craving another copy of the site so they
are taking any means necessary to fuck with me.

For the protection of my own personal freedom, and the freedom of my
users to E-mail cocks in peace, it is my plan upon arrival in Deutsches
Reich to challenge the prosecutor, Jürgen Pfeiffer, to a trial by
combat. Judicial combat is a Germanic traditional way of settling legal
disputes in use in the Middle Ages. It hasn't been in use on German land
since the Holy Roman Empire in the 16th century, but seeming how we're
apparently bringing back the Stasi, one more throwback couldn't hurt.

If Mr. Pfeiffer accepts my offer, a battle will be held to decide the
victor over these bogus charges, the scheduled investigative surgery, as
well as the confiscation of my beloved hard drives. I'll fight for my
users -- with memes or steel, I will be victorious.

Mr. Pfeiffer is welcome to confiscate this dick if he's still hungry.

>>53863690

>check Section 86a
>"Section 86(3) and (4) shall apply mutatis mutandis."
>Section 86 (4) StGB
>"If the guilt is of a minor nature, the court may order a discharge under this provision."

He just has to say "I'm sorry I will never do it again".

>>53863919
Yeah, but extraditing someone for that is just bullshit and against free speech no?

>>53863977
Check the date

>>53863977
>Europe
>free speech
It's practically illegal to even mention Hitler in Germany. Regardless of who you are, Germany is super serious about removing the Nazi era.

I'm more worried about the investigative surgery, this is NOT good news for anyone...

>>53863557
i received the mail too but it was on april 1st so i thougth it was just a joke

and if you encrypt your mail it doesnt matter if euro cops get them anyway

>>53864001

Well checking the page it seems its not an april 1st joke.

>>53864022
Not everyone has the right to not self incriminate

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>>53863690
>>53863704
>Mr. Pfeiffer is welcome to confiscate this dick if he's still hungry.


GANBATTE VINCE

>>53863977

There is no free speech in terms of NatSoc in Germany. Check section 86, 86a and 130 of the German Criminal Code for example.

>>53864032
>its an april 1st joke
typo

>investigative surgery
is he joking? How is this allowed?

There's no way anyone sane would extradite him and spend so much effort for a copy of the email database just because of a hitler joke, is there? what could they be after? do they think there's an important email somewhere in there, or are they just dumb?

I'm so glad I don't live in europe, and I'm so glad none of the sites I host use my legal name or address.

So... was it a joke or not?

>>53864074
>>53864178
Yes, of course he's joking.

>>53864227

Oh thank god, I cant imagine a world without cock email.

But then again, there's the fact that such situation doesnt seem at all farfetched in current yurop.