YouTube has snoopvision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPEJB-FCItk
Nvidia has energy drinks
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/articles/nvidia-geforce-gtx-energy
Razer will rice your toaster
http://www.razerzone.com/breadwinner
T-Mobile brings you a handsfree phone selfie helmet
https://explore.t-mobile.com/binge-on-up
Samsung Unveils Internet of Trousers
https://news.samsung.com/global/samsung-unveils-internet-of-trousers-fashion-range
Pornhub is now Cornhub
What did you lads discover?
nice bread
google did some stupid thing with email where they replaced the archive button with a send and drop the mic button, which added an animated gif to your email
it was quickly dropped, lel
>>>/a/139416609
>>>/a/139419262
>>>/a/139418138
>>>/co/81337683
>>>/v/332764582
>>>/v/332760662
>>>/v/332763825
>>>/vg/137262937
>>>/vg/137252592
>>>/pol/69569416
>>>/pol/69598144
>>>/pol/69560374
>>>/sp/66505769
>>>/tv/67709155
>>>/tv/67716826
>>>/int/57218358
>>>/int/57221081
>>>/int/57227884
>>>/int/57225826
>>>/mu/63730511
I want the material design to stay desu
>>53811019
>Introducing Full Emoji Support in NGINX and NGINX Plus Configuration
https://www.nginx.com/blog/emoji-nginx-plus-configuration/
>The Apache Software Foundation is very proud to announce that all of the navigational, combat, and avionics software of the Apache AH64 Attack Helicopter is being open sourced by Boeing, Inc, and will be entering the Apache Incubator as Apache Apache.
https://blogs.apache.org/foundation/entry/the_apache_software_foundation_welcomes5
DigitalOcean introduces CloudSound
https://www.digitalocean.com/company/blog/introducing-cloudsound/
Wikipedia front page is full of jokes
OpenGapps is "Acquired by Google"
XDA people have no creativity, they're reusing the same jokes every year.
this is my real name
add me on facebook
>>53811019
I fucking hate April Fool's jokes. They're never very funny. They just make the Internet unusable for a day.
>>53811339
Now I'm curious. Are the names always the same for the same poster (like IDs), or are they randomly generated for each post?
>>53811353
randomly for each post
>>53811339
>>53811353
I replied to myself and got different names, so a new one is generated for each post.
>>53811367
>Anita
Leave my videogames alone you stupid bitch
This literally made 4chan better
New CSS is dope, rolling names is so much better than rolling dubs
>>53811019
god damn, that entire Google april fools joke is cringe.
I couldn';t even watch it for 30 seconds.
>>53811418
the new css actually grew on me
I wouldn't mind keeping it; it only needs some polishing and it's gonna be great.
>>53811467
If it had a dark theme I'd be set desu
>>53811019
https://twitter.com/playasia/status/715844833210941440
>>53811388
Quiet she will get the sjw hordes in here to ruin /g/ we already have enough windows shills we don't need more idiots
>>53811467
It wastes too much space. There is too much space between posts and the margins are too big.
>>53811477
Yeah, same here.
It'd also be nice if they kept the normal layout (for those who don't like change), but also gave you a choice to pick the material one.
>>53811019
>Pornhub is now Cornhub
I'm laughing for real right now.
>>53811019
https://jlist.com/order-a-waifu
>Recent breakthroughs in technology in Japan have enabled the first-ever 2D-to-3D conversions to be possible, enabling fictional anime and game characters beloved by fans (known generally as “waifu”) to finally translate into living, breathing flesh and blood girls who will live with you forever.
>>53811535
I'm not even a fan of corn..but I'd lie if I said I that I didn't want to eat some right now.
>>53811019
cm13 was trump MOD bull shit. it was so cancerous and costed me 13 minutes of my day.
>>53811548
>who will live with you forever
My waifu wouldn't give me the time of day. Their conversion can't be terribly accurate.
>>53811586
Seriously? They endorsed Trump?
/pol/ would have a field day with this
>>53811019
Grubhub sent me an email about having a grüber app or some shit. Basically a lame joke about ridesharing in delivery drivers cars that smell like food.
>>53811535
>Hard shucking like you've never seen!
This got me this morning when I saw it.
>>53811019
Funny how 4chin has a relatively harmless and un-annoying April fools joke, while Google is causing people to lose their jobs with theirs.
>>53811078
>Christopher Poole
Who?
Rolling to see if I get my actual name
>>53811648
how is google making people make their jobs exactly?
>>53811672
Gmail "drop-mic"; it inserts gifs in your messages.
no idea why people are losing jobs over this, though
>>53811019
https://oneplus.net/getsandstoned
>Never Settle can mean a lot of different things to different people. The way we see it, it’s all about making good things even better.
>That’s what inspired our #GetSandstoned line of lifestyle products.
>We don’t settle for slippery cups that get chocolate milk all over our keyboards and dignity, and we don’t settle for soap that’s about as easy to wrangle as a penguin in a bathtub.
>Above all else, we are raising the bar of the Sandstone game.
>Don’t settle for the slippery and uncontrollable.
>Never Settle. And #GetSandstoned
As a oneplus user this made me kek. The fucking sandstone back casing is abrasive enough to sharpen knives
>>53811690
mails*
>>53811693
I would buy the shit out of a sandstone backed phone. Totally impractical but fuck it would feel so nice.
ayy
>>53811690
It happened to retards who used gmail for their business email. The april fool's joke wasn't in gmail for work, which costs money.
>>53811690
I doubt they are. However, it could still be inconvenient or hurtful. Imagine having an urgent conversation cut short because you stop seeing replies. Imagine sending a heartfelt email about personal matters and then having it show up with a shitty Minion meme in it.
>>53811740
>>53811690
lmao
I hope someone got fired for this.
>>53811019
>How Netflix Uses John Stamos to Optimize the Cloud at Scale
http://techblog.netflix.com/2016/04/how-netflix-uses-john-stamos-to.html
>>53811078
>all these cretins on /a/ not appreciating their gets
>>53811768
Oh, I see now.
>Any email sent with "Mic Drop" is immediately and IRREVERSIBLY muted. Replies skip the inbox, with no way to unmute.
>>53811019
>Nvidia energy drinks
only 3.5 oz of drink
the way everything on 4chan looks today is giving me eye cancer. reminds you of every other place on the internet. exactly the kind of thing I come here to escape.
it better just be an april fool's joke. I'll either have to kill myself or get out of my basement to get a job
>SnoopaVision
Holy shit I haven't laughed like this in a while, that was a good one.
>>53811019
Not really an april fools but I found this along the way
http://www.cornify.com/#
>>53811523
I agree.
Add s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css to your filter to go back to normal. There still a few glitches (especially with 4chan x) but overall it got the bothersome css away
A few YouTube channel ones:
Linus sold to nvidia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMTUZtF27kA (it didn't say "ARPIL FOOLS 2016 before)
PewDiePie has a movie trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9osIOqkzdQ
Kira made a Fox vs Falco matchup guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjriQyHLJxA (I love Melee I don't care that you don't care)
Trump drops gaming to dedicate to piano playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fImKprbX7Lg
and his first video is Hakuna Matata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6nPoIFDWw
I love April Fools.
>>53811970
just block the css you cuck
>>53811078
Goddamn I haven't laughted so hard at those replies in years
>>53811078
>Ebony Farmer
>>53811078
the Richard Nixon one is amazing
>>53812077
>Trump
Imagine my disappointment when I saw that it isn't Donald Trump but some asian dude.
He's still good at this, though.
>>53811976
Google usually has a bunch every year for every different product they sell
>>53812120
Oh damn I forgot Donald existed
>>53812143
who?
>>53811418
FUCK the new CSS. I have to shitpost on mobile now
>>53812120
He's not bad at the piano.
He is AWFUL at singing.
>>53811353
It's like 420chan
>>53812120
>Trump
>gaming
Retard
MOD >>53811615
I don't know if you would say "support" considering on the app update screen they have MOD MOD Drumpf
>>53812285
Nah, you get a certain name when you post on a thread and it stays with. Here it's just random. Also 420chan has an April Fool's trying to shill their irrelevant chat bot
>>53812216
> I don't know how to block a css
Deserves right
Wuts my name
This isn't technology
>>53812329
Today is Shitposting Day
>>53812329
some of the links in the OP are tech related, though
>mfw the last free celebration day became just another commercial holiday for corporations to generate PR hype and money.
>>53812216
>tfw still browsing with Tomorrow
>>53812077
>SSBM-T
My fucking nigger.
Samsung Galaxy S8
>>53812652
Samsung Galaxy The Ocho
MOD MOD MOD
>>53811586
>>53811615
>>53812311
t b h it's amazing, the whole os add MOD to every string
MOD >>53812715
literally any string
>>53811218
>Apache AH64
HNNNGGG
>>53812585
>Wall artist
>>53811339
>bawww i hate fun and ritual
Fuck yourself with a banana
>>53813305
No. It bends and breaks inside you
>>53811440
It's hilarious. You get to watch videos with the D-O-doubble-G, it's infinitely better with a VR headset on.
>>53811339
Easy, stay off the Internet for a day and go outside. There. What a simple solution.
>>53811418
Only on desktop, on a phone it reduces usable space by half.
>>53811019
https://blog.tox.chat/2016/03/tox-endorses-donald-trump-for-president/
>>53815010
>not using an app
Webapps are a meme, websites on mobile are always laggy as fuck
4chan turned into Google+.
Best joke ever.
Best joke...
...right?
>>53811078
Thanks Roberto!
Good post.
+1
>>53811339
No need to be mad Cecelia!
Great post none the less.
+1
+1
>>53811078
rolling
>>53811078
>bill wall
My fucking sides
>>53811902
TOP KEK!
