Do you agree with this?
>>53716865
Not so sure about the consultant. I've seen excellent ones (usually senior devs who where about to retire and did it as a part-time gig) and some very very mediocre ones.
>>53716865
1. i have no idea what this is supposed to tell me.
2. what, in your opinion, is the difference between a developer and a programmer?
3. have you ever met a consultant in real life?
in my experience, consultants are hired to review and fix shit code. so if your picture refers to the fun these groups have, i'm not so sure. if it refers to the economic wealth that comes with either, consultants only make more money than devs if they freelance and then only if they're any good. and the hours are worse as well.
still, i'm not sure what the picture is trying to tell me.
>>53716865
why the consultant has an abstract shaped dildo?
>>53716865
doesn't even make sense, just a bunch of boats
>>53716865
Not true because there's a woman there.
>>53716865
I don't understand this image
>>53716929
this
>>53716922
to be accurate
>>53716929
This, would make more sense if the woman was switched into the role of a consultant and the comparison image was of the broken boat/building/whatever
>>53716919
Consultants promise everything under the sun, but do not realize, what is technically possible and what the customer really wants.
Programmers don't understand the business processes and customerrequirements write some overcomplicating code and care a shit about maintainability.
Developers just do it right.
ftfy
>>53717011
this pic just completely opened my eyes, i understand it now
>>53716865
If by the right part of the image you mean the amount of money earned, then I do.
>>53717011
OP here, what do you mean with this pic, bro?
>>53717050
means you're shit. and a fag.
riddles thread?
>>53717050
what does yours mean?
>>53717103
Read >>53716988
>>53717089
Last night I "James Bond + Hamburger" your sister?
this is fucking retarded
>>53717116
kek, this is already a great thread
>>53717089
bondage ate out
>>53717116
Developer = 9/11 ??? Why?
>>53717089
last night I bond double cheese burgered your sister
I'm so confused
>>53716988
>Consultants promise everything under the sun, but do not realize, what is technically possible and what the customer really wants.
Nope, that salesman.
Consultant want you to fulfill requirement just as written in the book, even though it's not required in practice.
>>53717233
Alright! Thx.
>>53717211
that doesn't make any sense
>>53717272
last night I bond double cheeseburgered your sister with extra pickles and onions
>>53717314
mother fucker you take that back
>>53717332
no refunds, this is mcdonalds
>>53717314
last night i double o 7 burgeres your sister
![snapshot_19.40_[2015.07.28_02.40.43].png](https://i.imgur.com/AcUh4Qx.jpg "snapshot_19.40_[2015.07.28_02.40.43].png")
>>53716865
>Do you agree with this?
yes
>>53717116
why does that grill have interrogation marks next to her
>>53716865
Fresh off the boat from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it..
>>53717755
shut the fuck off, isac
>>53717474
do you want fries with that
>>53717089
Last night I double-o pounded your sister
>>53717089
Last night I pierced your sister's buns
>>53716988
Gee, I wonder which one you are/want to be.
You're so smart, you should just become a CEO instead so you can make sure your company never hires any programmers or consultants. You'll be at the top of the Forbes list in no time.
>>53717089
last night i 007 too pixeled your sister
>>53716865
more like marketing, end-user experience, initial product design
>>53716865
>>53716923
Boats?
>>53716865
>>53716865
What's the middle boat's name and what happened to it?
>Consultant
>Travel around all week and spend your evenings alone in a hotel room with bad wifi
>>53717011
Kek
>>53717089
Last I ate out James Bond and butt burgered your sister.
Now say it in tree swings.
>>53724498
>>53725045
uuuh no
>>53717774
She's being interrogated.
>>53725045
Someone printed that and pasted it in the refrigerator at work, I have a chuckle every time I see it.
>>53717089
last night I secretly ate out your sister
>>53716988
>Consultants promise everything under the sun, but do not realize, what is technically possible and what the customer really wants.
Uhm i would never promise something that i don't know is possible, because in the end i will have to deal with that shit.
Sales are the fuckers who promise shit, just to get the order, and consulting has to clean up their mess and listen to the complains of the customer.
You are right on Programmers tho.
>>53716988
God damn you are autistic.
>>53717011
This so much
>>53717011
>>53717050
Consultants take dicks
programmers fuck holes
devs suck so much dick they need a toothbrush for it
>>53725045
It's UNIX, it was always UNIX
>so, how do you control this?
>there's a really bad programming language inspired from ALGOL
>but you don't really program
>you call other programs and redirect input and output between them
>all data is a text record and you use IFS to split it up
>it's simpler and not bloated
>but isn't that more complex and bloated than just having a stdlib if every "function" is its own program?
>no its the unix way you just dont get it
>>53725045
>paid Microsoft shills
The fuck, is your monthly trolling bonus coming up and you're trying to get in as many uncontested shitposts as possible?
Sorry, not this time.
