who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>snatched away from parents at the age of 5 and sent to Go training camp
>"From this day forth until your graduation you shall be known as #5934"
>"but mister my name is L --"
>SLAAP
>"I'm sorry I didn't catch that. What did you say your name was?"
>"5934"
>for the next 13 years #5934 trains 20 hours a day
>his talent makes him the envy of his fellow students
>a fat kid and his cronies bully him everyday when the teachers aren't looking and dip his go stones in urine
>#5934 vows revenge by becoming the greatest go pro in history
>when he turns 11 the association neuters him before because testosterone interferes with his calculation abilities
>he'll sound like a woman for the rest of his life but it's all worth it if he can become the best
>graduates at the age of 18
>they give him his name back but it no longer means anything to him
>#5934 quickly rises through the ranks
>he catches the eyes of many k-pop stars
>they approach him but as a eunuch he no longer feels any desire for them
>the korean go association arranges a marriage for him so he won't appear suspicious under public scrutiny
>the one hired to sire his children is none other then his childhood bully
>but none of that matters to him anymore
>#5934 finally reaches the top of the go world after a decade of hard work
>Google approaches him with a deal about a match with a AlphaGo
>#5934 doesn't want to play a machine, but the korean government forces him to take the challenge because national pride is on the line
>he has to sign a contract that says he's obligated to make arrogant statements about beating AlphaGo 5 0 to drum up public interest and make AlphaGo seem like an underdog
>public turns on him, AI-fags call him a soon to be obsolete luddite
>he is mentally affected by this and loses the first 3 games
>at home his daughter approaches him
>"it's okay daddy, I believe in you"
>"B-but I'm not your father"
>"What are you talking about? You've always been my father"
>#5934 sheds a tear. "5934 might not be able to win," he thought. "But I am no longer 5934. I am Lee Sedol 9p"
>with renewed confidence Lee Sedol wins game 4 by exploiting a bug in AlphaGo's code
>intense in fighting and blame shifting amongst the AlphaGo programmers
>finally the alphago team decide to violate the contract by secretly modifying the code to fix the bug
>Lee Sedol tries the same tactic but loses game 5
>In his crackling eunuch voice he apologizes to the world and to his daughter for disappointing them
>the next day Lee Sedol's daughter tries to wake him up but he won't budge
>the camera slowly pans over to a spinning fan
>the epilogue says the korean government abolished the insei program to honor Lee Sedol's will
Rip
Bennedict Cumberbatch
Just because he's in everything these days
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>>53503533
>go pro
>>53503533
Lame
Booo
>classroom scene
>teacher puts a stone on the board
>"And what should black's move be? Any one?"
>Teacher looks at class bully
>"What do you think classbully?"
>classbully is at a loss for words
>Lee Sedol raises his hands
>"Yes Sedol?"
>"knight to a4, forking both the island on the bottom while giving life to the upper right"
>The teacher is surprised at this brilliant move and commends him
>The teacher looks at the classbully and says "Maybe if you should spend more time studying and less time messing around with girls"
>class laughs at the bully
>bully glares at lee sedol and vows to make lee sedol's life hell
>decades later the AlphaGo match is broadcast on live tv
>the bully is watching the match and regrets his past
>he decides to cheer for Lee Sedol
He's korean. Chances of him being played on the media is slim to none, let alone a fucking biopic by a white guy.
Keanu Reeves of course, he gets all the asian roles.
>>53503635
If it's an American movie they'll make it about chess or hell, Rocky 10
>Rocky comes back one last time to fight against Boston Dynamic's boxing robot "Big Dog"
>"Whoever wins...we lose"
>"two gloves up!" siskel and eggbert
>"<some latin phrase>" - armond white
>>53503634
Did the bully stand up and clap when Sedol won ?
Did he mail him $100 too ?
>>53503535
>the camera slowly pans over to a spinning fan
This is subtle for non-Koreans. I like you for including this.
>>53504625
>same joke literally 10 times in every AG v. LSD thread on every board
>subtle
>>53503660
I would pay for Rocky vs Big Dog
