I was watching Mr Robot and I realize I want to be like that guy and get leet hacking skills and start a revolution.
Recommend me some hacking tutorials and some contact info for Anonymous or another leet hacking organization.
install gentoo
>>55616419
What about after that?
What are some good hacking tutorials? How do i contact anonymous?
>>55616439
ask marshviperX
Read and understand RFC's.
Fuck your boss in the ass to get promoted, then steal his phone while he's showing the jizz out of his asshole.
Based.
>>55616439
delete gentoo
then follow >55616419
>>55616412
Install Watch Dogs.
>>55616412
Install Gentoo.
>>55616412
>didn't change tyrell's face for wojak's
retards
>>55616412
>>55616412
Install Gentoo and start using opioids
I really hate what shows like Mr. Robot and games like Watchdogs are doing to the community, all these wannabe fucking skids popping up out of no where who have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
you can start by learning these:
>DHCP
>NAT
>Subnetting
>IPv4
>IPv6
>Public v Private IP
>DNS
>Routers and switches
>VLANs
>OSI model
>MAC addressing
>ARP
If you want to be really 1337|-|4X you need to learn programming.
start out easy with:
>C
>C++
>assembly
these will be crucial as you'll want to develop your own exploits and a lot of shit is coded in C/C++. You'll have to learn assembly because you have to see the source code of programs that have already been compiled.
You'll also want to get really comfy using IDA Pro and various debuggers. (Immunity debugger with mona.py is great!)
Any questions?
>>55616412
Shoot some morphine and be sure to lead a pretentious internal monologue in your head at all times.
>>55616561
nice try FBI
>>55616564
How do i get into contact with Anonymous and other hacking organisations?
>>55616586
You donnt contac anomymus they cantac u
>>55616586
Ehy, its me, your brother Anonymous, ask me anything
>>55616586
Oh and I forgot to mention that you'll also need to learn about reverse engineering. There's a great book on the subject available totally free.
>Reverse-engineering for beginners
>How do i get into contact with Anonymous
Don't worry about it. We'll contact you when you have some usefull skills and not before. If you can't hack, what good are you to us? Nothing.
>>55616566
ha
>>55616615
>>55616594
So I need to get headhunted like Elliot?
>>55616564
>>55616615
Nice try FBI
>>55616564
> these will be crucial as you'll want to develop your own exploits and a lot of shit is coded in C/C++. You'll have to learn assembly because you have to see the source code of programs that have already been compiled.
Lol the majority of exploits are written in python bro.
>>55616647
I meant the applications dickwad
>>55616635
WE FBI NAO!
This is the first time I've been called FBI. I'm screenshotting this shit
CRINGE: THE THREAD
>>55616653
I don't think you did or you would have listed python under crucial languages to learn.
>>55616706
Yeah so I reread what I typed and it does actually read like you understood it. My bad.
But even so, you really think this faggot will get past reading about OSI in wiki before dropping this whole thing?
You guys think this is a fucking joke?
I'm autistic and struggle with basic interactions with people, meanwhile I get tons of sex and have a 8/10 blonde girl who has been hanging on me since high school. I also hacked a prison in one day by myself (at gun point) with no preparation.
I pulled off one of the most impossible hacks in the world - the whole time being high on opiates / going through withdrawal / having psychotic hallucinations that nobody ever pointed out.
You need to get on my level.
>>55616412
Snort morphine and develop daddy and mommy issues
Where can I find information about the latest exploits?
>>55616737
nah and the OSI model is literally just a picture which is why I wonder why you spent so much time telling him what to do.
>>55616778
try google.
>>55616785
>I wonder why you spent so much time telling him what to do.
I'm high and thought I'd be the guy who gives some neat info for once. I won't do it again. I swear Anon.
>>55616815
>spoonfeeding
I thought Mr. Robot might actually be a good show thanks to /g/ mentioning it all the time. I felt like I was watching an episode of Skins, and not a good one where 14 year old girls walk around half naked.
>>55616826
C'mon! that was barely sporkfeeding.
>>55616844
The first few episodes of Mr. Robot were good. Especially because I was watching it with QT3.1459 whom I would frequently bang afterwards.
It got stupid though. They tried to add more dimensions and it got stupid.
>>55616737
I'm motivated. I want to be a hacker and make a difference!
watch mr. robot over and over until you learn his skills
>>55616561
I know, the underground hacker community has been deteriorating recently. It's filles with newfags that don't even know the secret handshake.
>>55618293
How do you join the underground hacker community?
>>55616586
>How do i get into contact with Anonymous and other hacking organisations?
Sorry, m80, membership is full at this time. Try back next year.
>>55616481
That was his boss's assistant.
>>55618449
You need to demonstrate your hacking proficiency to a recruiter
>>55616647
C/C++/Asm for reverse-engineering programs, python/perl for writing exploits.
>>55616473
>RFC's
its RFCs . why the fuck you cunt people don't understand this simple fucking grammar rule?
>>55616647
>>55616653
>>55616706
Fight! Fight! Fight!
>>55616772
Damn I'm already 2/3 of the way there how come I'm not a l33t h4x0r yet?
>>55616412
Anyone can be anonymous.
>>55616564
Yeah, I have a question. Why are you such a fucking skid.
Python to start, c, then c++ then assembly. High level easy language to start. You cant build a house without a foundation.
>>55619245
Anonimity is a placebo.
>>55619308
Steve Rambam, privacy is dead. Long talk,but very valuable
I see you're running GNOME...
>>55616412
ddos pentagon and white house
127.0.0.1
>>55616541
fixed
>>55619696
I can see this
>Starring
>Pepe as Sad Frog
>also starring
>Wojak as That Feel
>>55619562
>>55616439
seek out the one they call z3r0 c00l
To become a script kiddy you may start with using Kali Linux to learn about the tools used for cracking. This combined with curiosity on how they work and what they actually crack will make you learn new things and eventually become a script kiddie. To become a cracker, you have to learn programming first.
>>55620045
Will he teach me the ways of the force, dad?
Look at this face, this is who the world will remember.
Whose face will be evoked when the word "hacker" comes into play: Stallman, Mitnick or perhaps Adrian Lamo? Fuck no, this empty head bimbo's face full of make up will.
Damn I love Hollywood.
If you follow the show, having gay sex makes you a hacker.
that's why all programmers on /g/ are traps
>>55621050
Ahhhhhhh!
>>55621024
>I WROTE THAT ROOTKIT
>>55616770
Shut up, Eliot
Anonymous is an idea, not a group. It isn't some secret club full of 1337 hackers. Probably less than 1% of people who claim to be "Anonymous" know more than basic scripts and DDOS.
>>55622051
To be fair. When all these morons have websites built of shit WordPress, you don't need much more then basic scripts.
>>55619245
anyone can represent anonymous, but not many people are involved
>>55616412
>contact info for Anonymous
If they had a contact info, they wouldn't be called Anonymous
I recently discovered an intentionally vulnerable web application called juice shop. Check it out, you'll get familiar with each of the owasp top 10.
>>55616412
He is not even that good tho. Just has the guts.
>>55616412
Watch Hackers (1995) like a real hacker
"anonymous" is dead /edge
>>55619696
ebin, truly ebin
>>55616412
don't worry , we'll be in touch with you
>>55619320
>Rambam
that is not a real last name
>>55616481
Did this actually happen in the show?
>>55624883
kinda
>>55624837
So Google it
Download tor project and use it yo search hard candy hidden wiki
>>55618258
Kek
>Anon thinks he is leet and does some minor gay hack
>Gets caught straight away
>Gets a record
>Black listed from every computer related company ever.
Livestream You KYS
>>55616412
Not gonna bite, faggot.
Be more sublte next time.
>>55620996
He will teach to hack the gibson, and then hack the planet and after that you get to fuck Angelina Jolie
>>55616844
>World conglomerate wants to take revenge on our lone hacker friendz
>oh no! Da FBI is there hunting on us!
This show will turn full Prison Break.
Screenshot this.
are hackers born or made?
>>55629431
Discovered
>>55629441
What do you mean by "Discovered"?
>>55629450
Why are people this retarded? Can't you into reading comprehension?
It means that it doesn't matter if you are Mr. Hacky Hack, the hackiest hacker in the hacler side of the hackernet, if nobody notices you are a nobody.
>>55629450
It was a just a jape, friend!
>>55629431
created from the primordial soup which flows from the anus of a recently creampied boss
>>55616412
smoke weed everyday
>>55629485
Why does it matter what any else thinks? How is that relevant to know if a hacker is born or made? The reason I asked what do you mean is cause why couldn't you just say hackers are made instead of fucking say discovered? fucking retard.
>>55629538
Because, obviously, hacker is a social construct, and hacking is a social activity. I remember in the old days when I used to meet up with my other hacker normie friends and we would challenge each other to hack corporations and federal departments. It was fun. We also sucked each other dicks while waiting for the brute-force cracking script we downloaded from hackityhack.org
>>55629565
your mom is a social activity
>>55629565
>hacking is a social activity
>>55629591
Of course she is. She introduced me to hacking. She would give me a butcher's knife and tell me to hack the cat. That was my very first hacking.
>>55629617
ill hack your mom with my cock
>>55616564
>Immunity is great
Lmao retard gdb and windbg are the only debuggers you should ever use
where did netsec general go
>>55616412
Make an installscript for a stateless bLFS with the librekernel inside a btrfs subvolume inside a LUKS container inside a vg named 'iamafaggot' inside a pg over a RAID 5 with bcache on a pcie ssd that runs a Haskell controlled tilingwm that opens vimperator after Weston starts and screenfetchs the result.
>tfw manged to infect around 10k PCs
Does that mean I am a hacker?
>>55630175
according to wikipedia to be a hacker one must infect over 9000 computers.
>>55630175
Explain
>>55630297
4chanx
>>55621500
HD image
>don't read the filename plz
>>55616412
First you must become immune to bleach so I suggest drinking some daily, in small amounts at first. Start with a shot glass a day and after about a week or two you can skip to a coffee mug a day.
