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I found this at my local thrift store and i have no idea what it could be used for. any ideas?
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Here is the tip of the front
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>>55609120
Shagpile carpet. Popular in the 70's. Used as flooring layer.
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is that a fucking machine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVw9XnGghOg
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>>55609120

The end looks like an XLR connection . Possibly part of a broadcast camera stand?
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only distinguishable marking on the whole assembly
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Thats a Anal probe semi-rare alien tech you could probably pawn it in Las Vegas for some credits
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>>55609189
the voltage / amperage. not helpful. maybe the icon design is an old company logo. perhaps.
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probably to do with film/tv studio audio
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>>55609214
you might be onto something. the pot is used to control the speed of a motor which osculates this piston....
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>>55609171
This
Or a microphone stand thing
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>>55609231
or shaft i guess you would call it
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>>55609217
looks like vector security
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>>55609231
that build quality. my guess is , this is custom made from different parts for some kind of tv/broadcast use.
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>>55609231
That's an b21fre model used for probing in the late 60's and during the earlier 70s by poorer alien races.. it's worth a decent pile of credits to the right buyer.. nice found thought looks unused how's the smell?
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>>55609141
the pin markings are the same as a female XLR connector.
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gross. its one of those things women use to pleasure themselves.
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>>55609300
This.
It could be a mic.
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>>55609120
>>55609141
That's an XLR port, but what in blue blazes is it? That's no mic I've ever come across...
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>>55609171
It's a homemade connection to a motor controller.
>>55609231
This is a dildo machine. Attach a dildo to the top rail. Face anus or vagina towards dildo.
Pulse width modification for his pleasure.
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It's a heavy camera mount, ya tools
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>>55609396
that oscillates??
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>>55609396
>a heavy camera mount has 1-4 inches of linear actuation
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>>55609120
Assault microphone. Good thing you got one since they are banned.
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>>55609408
wouldnt that use a stepper? this motor feels like a brushed motor.
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>>55609408
well i stand corrected. The pot outputs to 4 wires..
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>>55609425
Motors are motors, familia.
Stepper motors are great for rotating up to speed and keeping a stable RPM, or precise rotations (they also have 4 pins)
This is for a BLDC motor. It delivers torque. Which is necessary to push a dildo up someone's tight virgin ass.
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>>55609465
You're right. i confused stepper with servo
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>>55609377
vintage studio and broadcast microphones connect with XLR. Contemporary studio mics still do.

The connection on the bottom of the mic in the pic is XLR.
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>>55609482
my curiousity is that i dont see any wires inside that connect. let alone a power, ground and drain
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>>55609482
I'm quite aware, anon.

What I'm saying is that thing doesn't look like a mic. Only logical thing I've seen so far is camera mount. That looks like a 3.5mm male jack, too, so maybe it's a mount with an XLR > 3.5mm converter for the cameras mic in?
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the chip is a texas instruments ne555p
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>>55609523
timers can be used for anything..
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>>55609517

I think we are in the right ballpark.It would be fair to say audio feed via XLR has been connected to the mount at some stage.
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>>55609523
>555 timer
Confirmed for motor controller. This is definitely a dildobot.
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maybe its a camera mount custom made into a microphone boom?
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>>55609541
I'm a degenerate fuck.

Yeah, that's a dildo bot. Check out fuckingmachines for other inspirations.
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>>55609539
This bit here looks a lot like the studio lighting mounts I've used in the past. Not quite like the ones I use, but darn close... If anyone has ever bought one of those full muslin kits, they'll know what I'm talking about
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In the UK that would be banned for remotely looking like a gun.
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12 volts at 1 amp did nothing.
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I think I found something similar.
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>>55609783
So did I.
Some eastern European language.
How good it feels to be right.
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Nice fucking machine. >>55609141
Pass through tip to power vibrating dildos.
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>>55609823
Yep, it's a fucking machine. I knew after seeing it I've seen it before. KEK.

I just wanna watch op scrub himself clean.

BTW OP, feed it 12-24 volts to get it moving.
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So why the fuck does it take xlr if all it gives is dick
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>>55609870
To power vibes built into the dicks.

Having three cables allows two independent vibration controls, or even features like ejaculation in the dildo.
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>>55609870
Maximum 2 reasons:
1. Each dildo has a microphone embedded in it. Allows you to record your gross fucking insides.

2. XLR is an extremely prolific and cheap locking mechanism. The designers capitalized on economy of scale to produce a cheaper lock for their dildoes.
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>>55609897
See option 3, mechanical locking and pass through for power.

Threads would have been cheapest
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>>55609909
Threads are annoying to design for. We all know that we don't expect things to lock in exactly the same direction every time.

>>55609231
Look at this picture. The "XLR" tube is literally bolted onto a drawer rail. There's no cables coming out. It's an unpowered connection.
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>>55609926
>Threads are annoying to design for.

But but but, unions or whatever it is you use on iron pipe to remove a valve section.

FAir point though.

I know want to get clickspring to build a fucking machine.
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LOL!? So the pot is to control "fucking" speed! haha A fucking "fucking machine"?? hahaha Fuck this earth
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>>55609823
>>55609853
ARE YOU (FUCKING) KIDDING ME?
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Now THIS is /g/Technology!
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#Nice
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>>55609823
>>55609831
>>55609853
Top kek OP, they probably knew what it was when you bought it.
Someone screencap this shit
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postin/g/ in an epic thread!!!!!!!
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>>55610645
I am just proud i didnt know what it was:D
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>>55609853
I sanitized the fuck out of everything after i saw this..
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fucking rip
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OP should try this machine and record himself for us
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>>55610717
thats p. gay, anon.
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>>55610645
postang in ebin thread
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>>55610732
as gay as OP and his "mysterious object"
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>>55609120
You must hear the damaged insides of your victims op
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That's an assault rifle. I have called the FBI, the ATF, and AMD.
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>>55609853
Webm pls
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>>55609823
>>55609831
>>55609853

Holy shit. I'm dying
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>>55609120
you touched that!? gross.
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>>55612244
He even stuck it up his ass! Now he needs a thorough scrubbing.
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>op finds a fucking machine at a thrift store
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>>55609120
you got scammed op. its missing all the "accessories"
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This made my day, thanks /g/.
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kek
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Oh boy OP, you did it now
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>>55609458
G302?
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>>55609783
>>55609823
>>55609831
>>55609853
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IM DYING
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>>55609571
OP, I hope you are either gay or in a relationship. Otherwise this was wasted money.
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Makes a great birthday present for a lady friend

Women get so many different things to diddle themselves with, I'm jealous.
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>>55613956
Boi pussy or something, basically be creative
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its for the /G/ point
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>>55609300
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>>55613913
Not really, he can use it on himself and make a web site.

>>55612525
I know. I'm not even mad, I'm just jealous.

>>55610668
Being a degenerate is fun though.
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Finally a quality thread on /g/.
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ohhh jeeezus
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/g/- technology
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And this why you dont buy shit you don't know
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Good job anon!
Now you have something else to go with the rainbow socks, dragon dildos and the hormones.
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KEK

ebic bread
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Never change /g/.
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>>55609120
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>OP
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>>55609156

this is what I came here to post

mount a dildo on it and enjoy op :)
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>>55609823
>>55609120

TOP LEL
For what purpose will you use that thing OP ?
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well, fucking machines are pretty expensive so I guess you're in luck
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Good find.
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>>55609120
There's still one question unanswered.

Why the fuck does a dildo machine have a XLR connector at the base of the piston?
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>>55609120
It's the actuator out of of one of these elevating chairs. I've got one in my garage waiting for a project.
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>>55609823
>>55609853
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>55609482
>vintage studio and broadcast microphones connect with XLR.
what good mic doesn't use xlr?
cheap end is either usb or 3.5mm, and I don't know of anything else.
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>>55620800
ones that attach to fucking machines.
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>>55609823
>>55609831
>>55609853
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>>55609120
>>55609823
>>55609831
>>55609853
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>>55609831

Hhahahahaa
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>no videos of OP using it

we got memed
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I guess it's a good thing OP found it, otherwise it could've gone to waste
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>>55609120
is that a machine gun for your drone?
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>>55609853
>>55609831
>>55609823
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>>55620313
It can be used both as a fuckmachine and as a mic stand. Economy!
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>>55610652
genndy clone wars was the best star wars
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OP is a faggot.
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Why did this thread die? It's too good
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The real question is do they make bad dragon attachments?
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I knew this was a fucking machine the instant I laid my eyes upon it.

I've seen too many of those videos
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>>55609870
>So why the fuck does it take xlr if all it gives is dick
Phantom power.
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OP can i buy it from you
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>>55623223

underrated post
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>>55620313

See >>55609831, apparently dildo attachments for this thing use XLR as the connector
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include me in the screencap
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