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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

Want to contribute to the infographic? Take the best possible photograph you can take of your favourite chink shit (this can by anything from chink smartphones, memebuds/headphones, chink SSDs, powerbanks to quadcopters and include some of its pros and cons.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel https://discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Randomiser:
http://www.chinkshit.com/random

>News:
Anon gets his carabiner in the mail >>55588104 >>55588145 and puts them on his bag
Anon gets a large package >>55588151 >>55588168 it’s a bunch of mic equipment, including a bm-800, mic arm and pop filter
Anon’s 99c mouse pad arrives >>55588591
A PSA for people ordering from Germany >>55588939
Anon’s VR headset arrives and posts a review >>55589602
Anon’s screwdriver set arrives, and posts short review >>55591285
Turkey’s economy is fucked >>55593121 no more chink shit for them
Anon’s long parcel arrives >>55593545 it’s a small anime rug >>55593600
Anon posts his TaoBao invoice >>55593758 with a short explanation of how the shipping works.
Anon using his mangosteen juice can for incense >>55596232
Anon orders 2x coolers for his GTX 580s >>55596989
Anon’s cheap phonos breaks easily >>55597071

Previous thread >>55588092
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First for Jack Ma
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>>55598290
Missing link looking motherfucker
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What are the best knife brands on gearbest?
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>>55598276
Man this 'Anon' guy sure bought a lot of chink shit.
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>>55598297
Ganzo, Sanrenmu
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>>55598276
Your OP pics suck a big fat donkey dick, either use Mitu or sharks.
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I need links, link for chink watches.

Post them here and I'll buy them.

Anything from formal to rugged g-shocks will do.
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Which actually useful stuff could I buy fron chinklond
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My Raybans arrived yesterday. There's a problem with one of the logos so I might try to chink some money back from the seller. Photos later.
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Ive got $7 in my GB wallet, what should i buy?
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>>55598348
you're mom is worth $7, more or less
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>>55598297
The Sanrenmu 7010 is the most memed knife.
https://youtu.be/rvkplM4bwPc
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Anyone know of a good website to buy a chinkshit phonecase?
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>>55598386
eBay
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>>55598405
Ya but shipping to New Zealand. When you buy a $2 case you really dont want to pay $30 shipping.
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>>55598415
literally any chink site, they all sell them, and generally with free shipping
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>>55598422
Yea but idk of many chink sites lmao
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Anyone own the Redmi 3S? Just bought it for $115 for a co-worker. My RN3P is so nice it convinced them.
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>>55598415
Wat, just sort by cheapest+shipping. Plenty chink sellers with free shipping.
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>>55598415
I have never paid more than $2 shipping for any chink shit to NZ
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>>55598428
read the wiki, its in the OP
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>>55598415
>>55598386
>>55598428
no dude don't offer that you're in new zealand right up front, or that you know of X,Y,Z sites but want the names of others. make all of us waste that time going back and forth.
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>>55598437
Yea but ebay

>>55598428
ty, im stupid.
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>>55598452
I've never paid shipping from ebay
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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-Shipping-ADATA-SP550-120G-SATAIII-Internal-SSD-Solid-State-Hard-Drive-Disk-HDD-TLC-SMI/1707361_32476173921.html?sdom=101.659.689.0_32476173921

on sale.
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>>55598452
if you're buying from a chinky site you need to use some intelligence to figure out which sellers are trustworthy and which deals are actually too good to be true.

i'm not saying it's magical genius level stuff - on the contrary, it's pretty formulaic - but then so is finding chinese shopping sites.

if you're too stupid to do this (or, let's be charitable, too "lazy"), then maybe do yourself a favor and don't buy things from chink sites. you'll just end up with a lot more headaches if you blindly go buying shit without really evaluating whether the seller is legit, the product is good, etc...
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>>55598432
>115
fucking link please
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Looking for advice
Ordered a Xiaomi 3.6V 10000mAh USB Mobile Power Source Bank w/ 4-LED Indicators (pic) and it arrived recently, however I'm unable to make it work.
The power button doesn't do anything (when pressed no lights blink) even when charging.
The powerbank itself seems dead, all the lights stay lit once I plug it in to charge (should be blinking to indicate charge %, from what I gather).
Left it connected to charge for half a day and it won't even charge.
Is there a way to fix this or should I try to return it/contact cs?
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>>55598520
Ali has the most piss easy seller quality ever. Diamonds are okay, crowns are power sellers. Just look for sellers with crowns and a lot of orders/feedback. Never be the first to be chinked and you'll be fine.
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I have a question about Type C, will a regular USB charger supporting 2.4 amps be able to charge a Type C tablet or will I have to get a Type C specific charger with a Type C port?

I can't find any Type C port chargers or even many chargers that say they support Type C devices.

I have an older Anker PowerPort 5 with IQ but without QC as my main charging hub and I'm not sure if it will charge a Type C tablet.

Looking to get a Cube i7 Book btw...
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>>55598719

Nice lad, I've got the Chuwi HiBook Pro on order which charges by Type C.

People seem to say a normal USB charger will work but just at a slower rate. At the moment there aren't a lot of Type C chargers out by the looks of it.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Charger-Tronsmart-Type-C-Supported-Devices/dp/B01D15S9MG/ref=sr_1_24?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1468661461&sr=1-24&keywords=type+c+charger
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>>55598543
Where'd you buy it?
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>>55598749
If it charges slower does that mean I won't be able to use the tablet while charging? The Core M Y6 cpu will consume quite a bit more power than atoms...

The only Type C charger I've found is the Aukey PA-Y5, they don't sell it on gearbest though and I can't even find any Type-C to Type-C cords, only a few USB standard to Type C ones.
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So, how good are these Wacom knockoffs, i've seen a few Cintq knockoffs too.
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>>55598830
The guy left his real name visible in his C: directory as well as his personal GitHub, a doxx would be fairly easy
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>>55598802

I think it should be ok, when I get my Chuwi tablet I'll try it and post the results here.

If it doesn't work I'll have to scout around for the proper Type C cable and get a charger from Amazon. But your right there isn't a lot of Type C stuff on Gearbest or Aliexpress yet, must be a bit new for the Chinks to copy.
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>>55598751
http://www.dx.com/p/xiaomi-3-6v-10000mah-usb-mobile-power-source-bank-w-4-led-indicators-silver-386989
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>>55598841
Surprisingly good actually.
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>>55598841
There are no actual Cintiq knockoffs as they all use battery powered pens.

The only company that does make a proper Wacom knockoff is Bravod with it's AGT series batteryless pen tablet
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>>55598873

That may have been a deliberate ruse
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>>55598543
>>55598891
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>>55598603
1) you understand that without knowing the difference between a crown and a diamond beforehand, figuring out which is which (and whether one simply means that they've paid alibaba to add that icon to their name) is unclear, right?

2) this guy was too stupid to include any useful information in his question until that other guy pried for it. do you think it's reasonable to expect him to look for these icons?
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Hi /csg/ magnifier glasses is here
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as well as some neck lanyard camera straps
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and BNC to crocodile clip
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>>55598997
What's the magnifying power? Are they OK?
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>>55598386

did you just click the thread, pass out, scroll down and not read the OP?
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>>55598543
>>55598940
the cable looks legit.
any advice how to open the powerbank?
opened up a ticket on DX.com already.
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It doesn't make me invisible.
2/10 because the quality is quite nice and it fits
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>>55599097
Try this or looking into the USB port, there should be a very tiny MI logo in there (if not then it's a fake.)
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>>55599106
Will the chink mood ever fix posting on mobile. This is terrible.
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>>55598346
Review pls, also store and price.
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>>55599116

wouldnt plugging it into its self short it?
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happyday11

10% off coupon on goybeast works with flash sale and discounted items too.
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>>55599179
It won't, Xiaomi Powerbanks have protective circuitry that prevent it from overcharging devices and what not.

A real Xiaomi Powerbank would detect it being plugged into nothing and not do q thing, a fake one would be tricked and light up as if it's being charged.
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>>55599195
please confirm
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>>55598943
>Ali automatically sorts by highest rated seller by default
>there's a clear tapering down of crowns to diamonds on every search plainly visible under every product
>Ali making it as obvious and easy for the buyer as humanely possible and even multiple links to their FAQ on every page

But no, they really need to cater to 60 IQ dribbling retards who can't even navigate the /csg/ wiki or read the OP without falling into a coma from the effort. Some people don't deserve chink shit if they can't even use 0.1% of their brain or lift their arm to click through a few links on a website. The amount of spoonfeeding and laziness in this general is mind-blowing.
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>>55599214
try it you nigger what confirmation do you need
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>>55599116
the logo is there.
the power bank itself is dead and only lights up once plugged in. All lights are up (not blinking) and the power button doesn't do shit (plugged in or not) does nothing when pressed. It's just defective it seems.
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>>55599214
seems to work you lazy cocodick
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>>55599195
> happyday11
NOICE
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>>55598092
Its good
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>>55599251
Does it taste like mango juice or how would you describe the taste?
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Any ausbros had trouble getting knives through customs? I haven't bought a knife online in years and I've had mixed results in the past.
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>>55599246
Shieeettt
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I like to do workout and want a smartgear.
I never bought a smartwatch.
Ever.
A xiaomi band 2 or a Samsung gear fit 2.
What is the actual difference between the two?
What Do I need to take into account?
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Are there any sites that sell cheaper things for a cheaper price like maybe a 3DS?
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Have any of you tried the weed vapes from china?
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>>55599259
Mango juice but without any pulp. Sort of like how fake lemonade is to the fresh squeezed stuff.
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>>55599195
How long will it work for?
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>>55599316
Ebay
>>55599334
I got a knockoff gpen a while back. It worked pretty well, but the coils are pretty delicate and the batteries are shot.
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>>55599353
Do you know of any decent ones? And does it actually save your weed?
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Guys the chicks sent my stuff but nz post didnt tell me they card to called and they sent it back, what do
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>>55599246
>20€ for 60GB of storage
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>>55599195
>>55599351
my source says it'll work till 31st of july
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>>55599397
Thanks mane.
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>>55599397
that's nice
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128gb shark is just €25 now with happyday11
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>>55599195
dude what, my $12 shark turn into $13 all of a sudden
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>>55599363
...they all work the same way so any old one should be fine. But they dont save your weed. The chambers are pretty small though so its hard to smoke alot at one time.
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>>55599449
forgot my image
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What the fuck?
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>>55599457
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>>55599453
I taught that they got you higher and saved weed, at least that is what everyone talked about.
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>>55599449
>>55599457
I don't know works with kingdian ssd and sata to usb cable but i haven't ordered it yet.
maybe try something else?
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>>55599463
Do you have more than one item in your order?
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>>55599210

Ahhh so thats the point of the image, thanks for the explanation. I wasn't quite sure, I just assumed plugging them into themselves would cause damage.
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>>55599477
Nope just a grinder.
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>>55599463
Doesn't work with a xiaomi powerbank either.
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>>55599210
cool, my Xiaomi powerbank is legit then!
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got some new chinkshit
this meter isn't too bad, and fairly accurate, and seemed a bit better than getting one of the VC97 meters loads go for when after a cheaper meter
screwdrivers i'm not holding out for, as most of the handle is plastic.which is disappointing as i was hoping it was metal.
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>>55599266

try your luck. Its just luck if you get it or not. thats if its illegal, eg flick knife, etc
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>>55599496
Or does it work only with flash sales maybe?
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>>55599496
Yea I don't know what the deal is man.

>>55599509
Possibly
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http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_394547.html

is this actually mechanical? can't find any info on the switches.
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>apply 10% code
>item goes from $42 to $38
>nice
>go to checkout
>YOU GOTTA PAY $48

kkkk
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>>55599542
fuggin ebin
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>>55599532
no that's rubber dome
this is the mechanical one
http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html
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>>55599532
Don't get that. Also do yourself a favor and make sure that you get brown switches.
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>>55599244
DX might have dropped it or your postal service, I'd complain about it regardless.
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>>55599499
Is that the one the Russians love?
How is it better than the VC97? Specs seem worse. Backlight is nice though.
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>order chinkshit on gearbest
>don't pay for tracking
>still get accurate and good tracking
>they even send me an image of the package in transport

This is nice.

"Your shipment has arrived at the postal operator of the country of destination and will be delivered in the coming days."

Exciting.
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>>55599246
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>>55599575
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPXge4AZri0

new leview
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>>55599630
Cute and homely
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>>55599630
>i'll tell you about the black one because i like it more

B L A C K E D ?
L
A
C
K
E
D
?
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Does anyone have views on Teclast X98 Plus? I got an X80 Plus recently and it's OK but I want 4:3 and more storage.
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>>55599542
same for me when I ordered the Redmeme Note 3 Pro, nice 10€ discount via coupon code, go to checkout, have to pay 10€ shipping costs
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Was going to get a 120gb ssd too, but i dont have the laptop i would put it in yet.
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>>55599694
those are cheaper on ali iirc
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I lecieved two chink packages today, vely nice
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>>55599703
I prefer to use paypal because then i can tell them to fuck off when they cancel my order and ask for ID.
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>>55599694
You forgot to use the coupon above?
>>55599717
Open it up!
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>>55599732
No, i did, it just didnt do shit.
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>>55599732
look at the picture closely, the coupon increased the price ya dingus
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>>55599740
Seems like it works sporadically with certain products.
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>>55599748
yeah that works, now go checkout. It turned into $13 dollars >>55599457 >>55599462
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>>55599754
Those cheeky slants, better to just rack up points and get discounts that way because coupons are a bust depending on the coupon.
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>>55599717
>>55599732
some different SMD parts
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>>55599561
yeah, just seemed better as the auto-backlight seems nifty, and the non-contact voltage is neat, and it's supposed to be true RMS, and it was only £3 more than the VC97, i did want to get a UNI-T but there's not really decent ones in the UK and didn't want to spend £20 to get one from china, to then be stung with import duty.
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>>55599117
Yes, it's terrible that mobile users are actually allowed to post.
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>>55598334
that watch is upside down.
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antutu benchmarks seem to be dominated by chink phones

is the 'vivo xplay 5' any good?
are these benchmarks rigged in any way?
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>>55599246
Don't get the S180, go for the S280 series
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>>55599813
Why?

Browsing from the toilet or in bath is comfy anon.
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>>55599832
4chan can live without you for half an hour
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>>55599825
Antutu is a Chinese company

really makes u think doesn't it?
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>>55599844
Nu-uh
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>>55598383
Lately the Ganzo G729 has been memed more.
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What chink digital watch do you recommend.
Terrorist one?
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>>55599866
Mi band 2 displays time among other things. Pretty nice as a watch.

But nothing beat the OG Casio
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>>55598997
Link?
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>>55599266
My knife got seized :'(

Told mum it was a plastic replica, she believed me
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are chink phones any good

will they just randomly break down one day with no chance of a refund or customer service
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>>55599866
Yeah the terrorist one, its $10 on ebay
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REMINDER
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>>55599895
>are chink phones any good
yes

>will they just randomly break down one day with no chance of a refund or customer service
yes


Chink phones offer the very best value for money, but only on paper. You never know if you get a shitty piece which falls apart in less than a year. With no refunds or warranty.
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>>55599866
I don't recommend the cheap f91 knockoffs. The f91 is a lovely watch but the chinks fuck it up big time.
Get a legit F91w from a western retailer, it's like $5. don't think it's worth saving $3 by getting a chink one- the chink ones are awful. We're talking:
1. Not waterproof
2. Backlight is a disco (multi coloured flashing lights- while interesting it breaks in less than a day anyway)
3. Is like +- 5 minutes (loses or gains 5 minutes) a fucking week.

They're awful. Don't use them for anything but terrorism.
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>>55599914
so you you'd recommend Amazon?
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>>55599499
the fuses in this thing work, i just blew the 800mA fuse trying to see why a powerbank wasn't delivering it's advertised current
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This was the only thing on my Gearbest favorites that worked with the coupon so I guess I'm getting it.
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>>55599931
Yeah, perhaps a used one from ebay. So long as it was a legit one.
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The Chink company finally shipped my Note 3 Pro from a EU warehouse
I'm so happy
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>>55599938
Until you actually check out then the coupon breaks and ups the price
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>>55599938
Or not.

Fuck you Gearbest.
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>>55599938
read the replies to >>55599694
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xiaomi laptop when?
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>>55599971
Fuck that

I use a newer Lenovo and it's a pile of shit
Buying a macbook next time
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>>55600002
Why would you buy an even bigger pile of shit?
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>>55600002
Don't you have an iphone to be fishing out of a toilet filled with piss?
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>>55600018
>>55600016
honestly you have no idea how fucking bad this thing is

It's like the cunts at the factory purposely wanted to make my life a misery
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>>55600002
So you want an overpriced, unrepairable device with few interfaces where you can't even add RAM or change the SSD?
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>>55600002
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Daily reminder not to get unreliable Shark tf cards.
Get SanDisk memory cards instead
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>>55600030
What model. If G50 series, i laugh at your pain for i have felt it myself.
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octupuss card when?
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Jacki Chan is chinking me
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>>55600054
Bitch please.

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_372052.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJlmYh27MHg
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https://youtu.be/lD9lLTXz9QQ?t=93
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>>55600071
I'm just waiting to find someone who will print a custom COLORMIX (Micro) SD so I can get lewd anime bitches and memes.
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>>55600073
>TWENTY DOLLARS EACH FOR A 64GB SHARK

Jesus fuck anon.

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html
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>>55600102
GBP isn't doing so well these days.
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Is that SSD a meme ssd?
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>>55600108
They're £9.46 on Gearbest
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>>55598334
Hello, Anon. Here:


at this store all G Shock Watches
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1802608
Replica Hublot
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Automatic-Date-Men-role-Women-x-Brand-Watch-x-Fashion-Luxury-Brand-Strap-Sport-Quartz/32698466113
Replica Omega
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-Automatic-Date-Men-Role-Women-x-Brand-Fashion-Luxury-Brand-Strap-Sport-Quartz-Clock/32699092752
Replica Rolex
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-Sell-Automatic-Date-Men-Role-Women-x-Brand-Watch-Fashion-Luxury-Brand-Strap-Sport/32698608724.html?btsid=96ca724b-3642-412b-8113-186b9069e3a7
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Automatic-Date-Men-role-Women-x-Brand-Watch-x-Fashion-Luxury-Brand-Strap-Sport-Quartz/32698026323
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>>55600108
still only £9.50.
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>>55600073
>at 4:22
>/csg/
>fringe community
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>>55600100
That's an ingenious idea. Start your own SD-card printing business in chinkland and make millions.
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>>55600133
Page not found
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>>55600139
>why is my dog's penis on my SD card?
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>>55600073
Is this guy from here? It's actually a video that wasn't cancer
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>>55600171
no he's from reddit
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>>55600171
He said "meme" out loud. It is cancer.
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>>55600171
Judging from this, yes.
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>>55600139
you can already get sd cards with custom prints from alibaba, e.g. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/SD-TF-Memory-Card-16GB-32GB_60472659490.html
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>>55600155
Well, in my defence, they did work yesterday. Idk, search through ali with the same keywords as in the links I gave you.
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>>55600177
but sharks are a meme, though
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Is there a good usb stick on Gearbest? I already have a shark
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>>55600197
If you say the word "meme" out loud, in real life, you are cancer incarnate.
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>>55600199
Shark brand usb stick:
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_351006.html

I don't know what they're like, I'm still waiting for mine to come in the mail. But they weren't painfully ugly and that's all I really care about.
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>>55600204
>saying meme
>in a fucking video
Okay.
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>>55600073
>sharks
>I don't need to check the read and write speeds
>I don't actually drink that much coffee because of all the caffeine
Beta faggot detected
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>>55600219
They're shit, one anon had one, it died after 5 uses.
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>all the ching chong phones and their wacky names
>ding ding
>leagoo
>shitme
>wiko
>vivo
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>>55600231
>censoring your piss-stained fingers
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SHARKY
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>Email from Gearbeast
>Thank You: Information for your Order {$order.order_sn} is inside
Chink quality
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Here's an interview with a small-time chink ebay seller (it's old, if you follow eevblog you probably already seen it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFSJ2tLbewI
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>>55600231
>pulls the card out MID TEST
>IT FAILED
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>>55600073
OP, can you link this in the next OP to see if he actually browses /csg/? Thanks.
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>>55600287
fuck off
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>>55600301
Thanks.
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>>55600301
he's a qt, too bad he didn't demo the underwear
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>>55600287
I usually do feature most videos made by anons and yeah he posted before about making videos featuring csg related stuff on his 1000sub youtube channel
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>>55600102
i can sandisk 64GB for $13.70.
just saiyan.

http://www.lazada.com.my/sandisk-ultra-micro-sd-card-48mbs-64gb-8175518.html
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>>55600319
"""sandisk"""
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>>55600316
Oh ok neat.
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>>55600002
Fuck off, shill. I use a newer Lenovo Thinkpad and it's good, at least better than a fucking overpriced fashion accessoire with soldered hardware, >no ports, and a shit OS.
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>>55600319
no
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> first time on /csg/
> 'what's this gearbest thing'
> take a look
Holy shit. I mean, sure, like, most of that stuff will break within like a week of getting it, sure. But still, jfc. There's so much low-quality shit that I don't need but still want to buy. I already have a keyboard, WHY DO I WANT TO BUY ANOTHER KEYBOARD.

The things you can plug into a TV to make it into a smart TV are kind of cool though. Dunno how good their routers and stuff would be, however.
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>>55600474
>Break within a week

Man everything i bought a month ago still works as new.
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Is anyone else ONLY getting GB links in the randomizer? I haven't seen an Ali page all day.
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>>55599499
my nigga. Are you going to hack the firmware?
How long did it take you to get yours?
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>>55600474
>low quality

There's plenty of anons that own the MotoSpeed Inflictor for months and that's a mechanical keyboard too.
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>>55600490
you can hack the firmware?
and only took 2 days as some guy had them in stock in the UK.
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>>55599563
QUICK

PACKAGE
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>>55600516
NICE
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Chinks can't into math
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>>55600488
Maybe it proved too much of a hassle for that anon to manage the constantly disappearing AliExpress links
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>>55600507
That's the one I was looking at as well, but I've already got a hell good quality one that isn't in any danger of breaking. I think I'll check /csg/ and Gearbest when I need something in the future. Like, this looks REALLY good for the price: http://www.gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_346394.html but I dunno if it'll actually be decent, nor if I actually NEED it, or just want it.
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>>55600523
SHARK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>55600527
Or maybe he's being paid off in good boy points.
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>>55600527
Just don't accept links to fake watches/sunglasses/etc then.
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>>55600523
Good for fashion design
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>Their search results don't let you use " - " to exclude search terms
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>>55600073
This is the guy who said he would assassinate Comfy, annihilate Unbiased and clean up Dirty to become the number 1 /csg/ video maker. I remember the posts. Looks like he's going to do it!
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>>55600474
Do not get tricked into the Mixna "shark" SD card.

See >>55600231
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>>55600515
Nice. Yeah, there are only russian instructions for it right now but I will try translating when I get mine:
http://kazus.ru/forums/showthread.php?p=985422

Basically it upgrades it to 10k counts and readout is no longer capped at 6000. Lots of good info on calibration too
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>>55600551
>>55600523
It contains a chinese .apk

Says "EAGET Storage" on the install menu.

ABORT ABORT
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>>55593919
>personally suggestion - make a VM to follow the steps from http://en.miui.com/thread-235865-1-1.html due to all the garbage you need to do like disabling signed drivers.
> after chiniese rom is flashed sign in to xiaomi botnet, verify you can find phone from browser
> try to use the xiaomi unlock too. Should get past 50% now
> adb reboot bootloader (or recovery, I forget)
> fastboot flash recovery twrp.img
> hold the vol down and power button until it boots into TWRP - if that doesn't work, just do fastboot boot twrp.img and make sure that works.
> do a sideload of the eurom image
Thanks for actually trying to help and giving me a helpful answer.
However, you need to understand that this is my first smartphone ever, after coming from a nokia dumbphone. 99% of the things you said I have no idea what you are talking about, and for a first experience with this I am sorely disappointed, especially after being recommended this phone so much /csg/ and /spg/ and it's supposed ease of use.

How any of this is easy? how is this user friendly? Why should I even fiddle with ROMS and bootloaders and all that shit with a NEW phone? why does it come like that out of the box?

Xiaomi are shooting themselves in the foot here. people who don't know about this(99%) will have a lackluster experience. already my vendor ROM version is giving me trouble and bugs.

So, I contacted the seller and agreed to return the phone for a full refund because I only had it for 5 days.
I'm going to buy a Nexus 5X and it will work JUST right out of the box like ALL fucking phones are supposed to work.

FUCK /csg/ for making me buy this POS.
FUCK /csg/ for memeing this phone
FUCK Xiaomi for this shit phone.
and FUCK all of you.
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>>55600597
They seem to be very popular. Lot of issues, though?
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>>55600533
He should just add other chink sites to counterbalance it then.
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>>55600610
all smartphones are botnets, mate
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>>55600610
>he doesn't want to do a little bit of work to save hundreds of dollars
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>>55600611
Sharks don't have any issues. You're replying to pissphone. Just ignore him.
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>>55600611
Quite a few people are reporting that the cards from the Mixna brand are deteriorating pretty fast, or that they are plain fake.
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>>55600611
No that's just some autismo that hates sharks for no reason, if you look closely at the pic >>55600231 you will see that the test was aborted halfway through. That's his only ""proof"" of sharks being shit and the cunt shitposts it every thread hoping to scare others off from buying them.
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>>55600605
This shit is slow af

Time for a format

>tfw nobody cares anyway
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>>55600610
That's the thing, Xiaomi phones are bought for cheap hardware, other than that, you're on your own. You buy a brand name phone for 1~2 years of software support.
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>>55600632
>quite a few
There have been no valid reports of plain fakes.
Deterioration I've seen, but in the monkey mixzas, not the sharks.
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>>55600633
I guess I can just return it if it ends up being horrible. Not that I need any SD storage at the moment anyway.
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>>55600632
>fake
they come with verification codes
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whats your shark in /csg/?
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>>55600598
that's neat, but even as it is it's overkill for what i need.
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>>55600656
Although that said it would not surprise me if some stinky chinky was selling fake sharks
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>>55600633
>was aborted halfway through
This was never proven, if you look at the image closely, you see that the first step (writing 64GB to the card) was completed. The second step, verifying failed after 7.5GB, thinking that the few GB left after 7.5GB and the failed 46GB would fail as well is a logical conclusion.

Nobody has ever reproduced this screen to prove it was pulled out halfway of the test.
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>>55600632
My sharks are doing fine, so far lasting longer than the some of the ebay "sandisk" ones I've ordered
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So I got a shark >>55600532

Where do I get the pissman software to test it?
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>>55600677
The verifying is the process of reading the data that's on the card. If the card is pulled it will give a failure.

If you want settle the dispute you can do a test yourself: Grab ANY SD card, run hw2test, and during the verification stage pull it out whenever.
If the screen looks different you have your proof. If it's the same you can just keep asking for proof, it's a win-win
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>>55600615
>he is to dumb to do a little bit of work to save hundreds of dollars
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>>55600648
Who the fuck on /g/ doesn't immediately root their phone and get a clean third party rom to extend support to 6 years? The OG Moto G is still getting rom updates ffs. Stop taking what they give you over the air and learn how to update your devices on your own instead of feeling pressured to buy a new phone every other year because Samsung tapered off over the air support. That's what they want you to do and that's why support only lasts two years!
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making my first chinkshit order, can I trust Gearbest with my phone number?
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>>55600720
Are you stupid
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>>55600699
The Lithuanian autismo aka pissphone will just use anons pics reproducing that as more "proof".
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>>55599563

How long after that arrival message was your package delivered?
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>>55600610

Dude. You have issues. I got mine from Ali (the Top One store), they hooked me up with MIUI Global and the Play Store. It was delivered to me, I plugged in a fucking SIM, and it just works. It's literally the best experience I've ever had with a smartphone. And basically cost nothing. I am sorry if you cannot in to life.
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>>55600699
>If the card is pulled it will give a failure.
This is what I would expect, that the software would throw an exception like saying 'Device is removed' or something similar. It shouldn't just go on with verifying and report the data as lost.

I'm not going to do it myself as it might break my card.
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>>55600720
Its fine
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>>55600728
Message was from yesterday
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>>55600720
You don't want a cute chink lady to call you?
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>>55600740
It won't break your card.
I'd do it myself but
1. I don't use windows
2. I don't have any empty microSDs lying around- I'm using them all
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>>55600523

Mine has been in "your package has arrived and will be delivered in the following days" for 4 days.

What should i do?
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>>55600748
Oh yeah I can't do it myself either, I only have Windows in a VM and I cannot send USB to it.
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>>55600524

>>55% off

That's the exact same regular price i paid for one 3 months ago
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