Hey guys, my friend told me you all were hackers. Know where I can buy a botnet, or make one myself?
>>55568067
First you need to get a Razer gaming pc first of al; desu
hackerforum. Go play with the other script kiddies.
Ask /b/
>>55568067
Yeah very simple my man
You just need to get on the Microsoft Store and purchase Windows 10.
Et voilà! BOTNET!
>>55568067
Install gentoo
Your local Best Buy, just walk in and ask them for a copy of "Windows 10"
![chopsticks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NSSicpJ.jpg "chopsticks[1].jpg")
>>55568067
In June 2000, while visiting Korea, I did a fun hack that clearly illustrates the original and true meaning of the word "hacker".
I went to lunch with some GNU fans, and was sitting down to eat some tteokpaekki, when a waitress set down six chopsticks right in front of me. It occurred to me that perhaps these were meant for three people, but it was more amusing to imagine that I was supposed to use all six. I did not know any way to do that, so I realized that if I could come up with a way, it would be a hack. I started thinking. After a few seconds I had an idea.
First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand. That was not so hard, though I had to figure out where to put them so that I could control them individually. Then I used my right hand to put the other three chopsticks into my left hand. That was hard, since I had to keep the three chopsticks already in my right hand from falling out. After a couple of tries I got it done.
Then I had to figure out how to use the six chopsticks. That was harder. I did not manage well with the left hand, but I succeeded in manipulating all three in the right hand. After a couple of minutes of practice and adjustment, I managed to pick up a piece of food using three sticks converging on it from three different directions, and put it in my mouth.
It didn't become easy—for practical purposes, using two chopsticks is completely superior. But precisely because using three in one hand is hard and ordinarily never thought of, it has "hack value", as my lunch companions immediately recognized. Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.
>>55568699
>Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.
Stop appropriating other's culture.
