>he doesn't make toast sandwiches while he's fixing his broken xorg
fucking pleb
You broke xorg-server? Fuckin' pleb
>>55525641
Works great till the toaster pushes your toast onto the floor.
life=/=hacked
>he doesn't use a USB vacuum to suck up the crumbs
Bad news Linux users, site says it requires Windows XP or Mac OS X
>>55525687
If you had a 2+ digit IQ I bet you could circumvent that.
Are there any USB laptops?
>>55525830
no but there is this thing
>>55525905
Are there any USB-powered girlfriends to use the USB-powered vibrating egg on?
>he doesn't have an usb ventilator
>he doesn't have an usb fridge
>he doesn't have an usb mugheater
>he doesn't have an usb popcorn machinie
>he doesn't have an usb waterboiler
>he doesn't have an usb flat iron
Go to bed grandpa, we are the new generation ;)
>>55525641
Tried this once. It tastes like shit and the cheese starts dripping onto the toaster and is a pain to get off.
>>55526091
Well, you can always compress the edges. Hobo pies are awesome.