i coulda been a billionaire if i was alive sooner. i easily would have made google and facebook.
guys. what are some billion-dollar-ideas? ive tried everything. my technical skills are perfection. i have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root,
>>55511823
VR porn
>>55511823
>guys. what are some billion-dollar-ideas?
Reinvent the wheel, simple as that. There was IM before Whatsapp, there were Social Networks before Facebook... Now its your turn, Anon. Nothing lasts forever, but everything repeats over and over again
>>55511823
uh like. Make an app that sends text messages in like an hour or like a few days?
Like a reminder, but it sends your reminder when you want? I don't know. You're only gonna get rich of overpriced Apps and shitty FPS games. Your Social networking site won't work.
Fucking keked hard, thanks OP.
You should make a program that is capable of cultural engineering through every possible vector (posting on social media, making fake accounts, rigging online polls etc) which utilizes cutting edge grammar understanding and machine learning. It would be distributed like a botnet but would do so in a legal manner. It would need to be almost true AI but with your speedy algorithms it should be no problem.
Also you won't make any money but you just might save the world. :^)
>>55511823
Everything simple and easy has already been coded, yes, but there are fucking complex problems yet to be solved through program. Hell, in mathematics alone there are probably 100+ unsolved problems in the computational area, not to mention problems that were not yet found.
>>55511823
You can always reconcile general relativity and quantum mechanics. But only if you are very bored.
figure out where the big players are failing, the little niche corners where their software development model has left them behind, then make an app that does that thing really, really well. sell it to the big player.
>>55512030
t. i-fucking-love-science reader
>>55511823
dumb fuck
anyone can code anything, that isn't the problem. as you've already found out later in your post it's the ideas.
Before google search you would have never considered it.
facebook? never considered it.
myspace? never considered it.
amazon? never considered it
all are simple to make but the idea is what does it.
>>55511823
>i have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root
what the fuck?
>>55511823
>quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root
post it faggot. it might be faster but computers are so much faster nowadays the difference is probably negligible due to how fast Carmack's algorithm is.
>>55512059
it doesn't happen like that.
all of those were already a millionaires when they started. if anything. they became billionaires.
I like making lighter alternatives to bloatware.
>>55511823
Random penis generator
Generates a random 3D model of a realistic penis depending on certain selections (black, uncut, etc.)
Read zero to one by peter thiel
>>55511823
Write normie gui software for Linux so that everyone can finally abandon Windows.
What's the point of making anything? Bill Gates could have been a billionaire, if he had been alive sooner. He could have easily made DOS and Unix.
>>55511823
Make Python as it should have been:
* good to embed
* multiple interpreters possible with independent state
* good sandboxing
* static types
* static typing by deferring types
* classes without self
Develop a cloud service that can tell you if a post on the internet is misogynistic.
>>55511823
If you're this "Smart" you should go to EE and become intelligent.
>>55512355
Might as well just use C to be honest family.
A download manager in the cloud, supporting all filehosts via premium accts, torrents and newsgroup support, and offering USB delivery of data
Pretty sure there's people with shitty connections who'd be willing to pay for this
code a gf
Make the first true AI like Halo's Cortana, not the pieces of shit they have atm like Siri or Ms Cortana
>>55512733
this, fuck Bill Gates, every horny guy on this planet would buy that shit
>>55511823
Got a resume? I need a dev for a fun little project that will make lots of drama
also it is mostly legal
you will be famous but also probably want to stay anon
>>55511823
Why don't you make a new facebook?
>>55512948
I recognize your posting style.
>i easily would have made google and facebook.
doubt it.
>>55512948
My resume? Remember that guy that took down the Government servers? You will tomorrow ;^)
>>55512251
Damn, gates gotta have a 50 inch vertical leap
>>55512968
It is much like the Minecraft thing. People assmad, jealous and kicking themselves for not thinking of it first because it was such a simple idea.
But they didn't. OP didn't.
>>55512124
>zuckerberg was a millionaire in his sophomore year of college
>two stanford phd students were millionaires when they started developing pagerank
nice meme
>>55511823
>System-wide parametric equalizer for Android
It won't make you a billionaire because it's niche as fuck but there you go.
gentoo 2
Work on Rust browser
>>55512065
yeah he calls it from C and thinks it's faster
>>55512059
This.
Every new thing that gets made allows you to make an integration between that and something else. So the number of possible projects is the square of the number of current projects.
>>55511823
>implying if anyone had a "billion-dollar-idea" they would give it to some random faggot on 4chan
>implying ideas by themselves are worth a billion dollars anyways and it's not the implementation of such ideas that makes money
Anyone can come up with ideas like "it's like myspace except using your real name", it's how you implement the idea, how you attract users and how you monetize it that matters.
>>55511823
go outside virgin
>>55512187
Write a thumbnail maker for GTK file pickers
Make Wine for Mac apps and sell it.
There you go, you're welcome.
>>55512955
>trying to bait me into replying to you in order to get me to post enough that you can actually have something to analyze
>>55513004
they parents are.
>>55512355
MULTITHREADING
>>55512386
EE for software ideas? you sound smart enough to be giving advice.
Cuckolding is so popular nowadays (especially in america), so make a social network for them.
Try some names like cuckoldconnection.com cuckbook.com
>>55513004
Zuckerberg's parents were millionaires and his high school grades were way below the average requirements for attending Harvard. I wonder how he got in?
>>55513217
I take it you're speaking from personal experience
>>55513231
>his high school grades were way below the average requirements for attending Harvard
[Citation needed]
>>55513231
Somebody please kill that guy holding the sign.
>>55513231
> be Zuckerberg
> jew parents get me into Harvard despite average grades
> failing most of my classes
> steal my roommate's idea
> make billions
>>55511823
>tfw bitcoin went from pennies for hundreds to thousands of dollars for one
i couda been a trillionaire liek omg
>tfw lottery winner was in Florida
I coulda been magamillions winnar leik omg
>>55513250
I'd extend that to everyone that purposely attended a BLM rally in Oxford. British police aren't even allowed to carry guns normally and they've only killed two people this year both of which are white.
>>55513302
I don't give a fuck.
Only a dead cop is a good cop.
fug da boolice :DDDD
But stop making stupid signs.
>>55512948
>give me your resume
>stay anonymous tho
Let me guess, you're not going to pay a salary
>>55512059
>>55513054
There were search engines before google, they were just slow.
There were social networks before facebook, people just had a bad prejudice against stuff like that.
Myspace, the same as the above.
Dunno about amazon tho, but all of the others weren't the first to come up with their respective ideas...
Digital license plates that can be adjusted accordingly by the insurance company. Didn't pay your insurance? Click, now your license plate says NO INSURANCE
http://fitter-eagle-88857.bitballoon.com/
Made this over the weekend. You lack imagination.
>>55511864
Exists for free on Google Play
>>55511867
>>55512768
> Asking him to create Samaritan
>>55512146
This idea but do a create-your-waifu instead >>55512733
>>55512634
Run jdownloader on a cloud service
>>55513444
Ohhh, that looks pretty nice!
Are you just placing thousands of dots each with a bigger delay than the last and making them follow the function?
>>55513169
>Know how to work software
>Say everything has been invented
>Go to EE
>See a wider application of software
>Get the "Next Great Ideia"
>Develop a custom solution
????
>Make profit
Trust me on this one.
>>55513490
Each dot in a frame is placed using a recursive function, then the next frame is generated by changing one of the constants used in the function. Hoping to make it more efficient with shaders.
>>55513324
That anon was stating facts. Don't tell him to go to another board.
>I have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root
Post some code for it and benchmarks comparing it to the original inverse square root in both speed and accuracy.
>>55513704
Square root:
>f(x) = (x)^(1/2)
Inverse square root:
>g(f(x)) = x
>g(x^(1/2)) = x = (x^(1/2))^2
>g(y) = y^2
Are you guys actually not able to see that "inverse square root" is just squaring a number? You guys don't realize that this is already implemented in hardware on the computer you're currently using?
Is everybody trolling?
>>55512146
>uncut
A better term is intact. Uncut implies that having a portion of your penis amputated is the normal state.
>>55513810
>looks better
>last longer
>less feeling
eh, for me its like another penis mode
>>55511823
>give me free ideas
>>55512355
Like this? https://github.com/jesserayadkins/lily
>>55513824
The only people who think it looks better are people who are used to it. A dick looks weird with the head dried out and a scar around it.
>>55513791
>Inverse square root
>g(x^(1/2)) = x
No, you stupid idiot. Inverse square root is 1/(x^.5).
>>55513882
Really? I always thought the foreskin looked really really weird. The scar is not that good, youre right about that but IMO it looks cleaner.
>>55513929
The inner foreskin and dickhead are supposed to be mucous membranes like the inside of your mouth or under your eyelid (or like an intact vagina).
>>55511823
Make a free app on phones, make sure you fill it to the brim with ads, then watch the money roll in
>>55513965
Is that why anipedos think vaginas are disgusting and circumcise alll their waifus?
>>55513915
Why not write it x^-0.5?
>>55513965
yeah i know that its not actually normal to be circumsized, but I really didnt have a say in it (medical reasons, not a jew) and I dont really mind it desu
>>55513990
It is done for the same reason male circumcision started in the US: to reduce sexual pleasure. After that it became a weird custom in the US.
>>55514001
As long as you don't do it to an unconsenting child that is fine.
>>55514001
I wish I hadn't been circumcised so I could relate to japanese lewds and masturbation manual
>>55511845
Speaking of everything repeating, check out this (free to watch) documentary: Everything is a Remix http://everythingisaremix.info/watch-the-series/
>inb4 "ur shilling"
No, I legit think it's a cool documentary and it's free to watch, so fuck off.
I see. So you mean the multiplicative inverse as opposed to the inverse of a function.
My mistake for assuming that the terminology from mathematics was being used. Thanks for the education, senpai.
And, yeah, if he actually has an algorithm that is able to perform better than two casts and an application of a single iteration of Newton's method, I'd be interested to hear about it. I'd also be interested to hear about how well his algorithm can approximate the reciprocal of the square root of a general floating point number.
>>55513991
Because then the dumb fuck would think that it was the inverse function of x^.5
>>55514076
My hunch would be that either (a) it's actually significantly slower than Newton's method or (b) it doesn't approximate roots nearly as well for as many iterations.
>>55514093
I guarantee this dumb fuck knows a thing or two that you don't. :^)
>>55514111
>t. biology undergrad
>>55514059
you cant masturbate normally?
>>55514128
I just want to use superior japanese techniques
>>55514126
I'm actually a graduate in theoretical computer science (graduated with a BS in computer science). But sure--whatever floats your boat!
>>55514147
You could restore your foreskin, that would get you the mechanics of the foreskin and a lot of the functionality.
>>55514163
>t. art major in a community college
>>55511823
>Tfw you have no imagination
If your stuck try learning something new
>>55514202
>t. frustrated individual
I think there's probably a compilation of the most popular majors in the past few decades. You could pull from those if you'd like to get some variety.
>>55514255
>t. college dropout
Brah, you keep going lower and lower. I'm afraid that you won't even have a highschool diploma or GED soon.
>>55511823
Idk but if you come up with it I'll fucking hack you faggot
You're wrong, OP.
1990, the world wide web.
2000s, the interactive web
2007, ios
2008ish, Android, augmented reality
2015ish, virtual reality although it's actually just more elaborate augmented reality
Other developments: intelligent (embedded) systems, big data
New developments are constantly happening. A lot of these are quite complex though and may even require actual engineering skills, so I wouldn't expect a code monkey to develop them.
Either way though, if you always keep up to date with new skills, it shouldn't be hard for you to get an edge of other people. If you started developing android apps right when they came out, you might have had a chance to make something successful. You'll just have to wait until the next thing gets developed by the actual engineers.
>>55514293
Joke is on you! I never even went to pre-school. Also didn't have parents, and the various wild creatures all rejected me.
I had to autodidact myself into English.
There exists hundreds of awesome deprecated projects on github. Find one in all language your savvy with and fork it
>>55514435
>deprecated
You're using that wrong
>>55514446
Awesome Deprecated projects as in projects that were great but development of them had to discontinue
>>55514522
Deprecated means it's been superseded by something that provides the same functionality better
>>55511973
Mathematics isn't quite the same as programming. These are two related but distinct skills.
>>55514621
How much math should I know for programming?
>>55514664
you must have 2 years experience combined in category theory and abstract algebra
>>55514664
For general programming, you don't need any math skills. If you want to be able to solve "interesting logical problems", you're going to want to develop your math skills. A skilled and experienced programmer (who has no formal math training) can "intuitively" come to the same conclusions that a trained computer scientist would. However, these are things that can be developed in a shorter time by developing mathematical reasoning skills.
>>55511823
Why worry about what hasn't been made? Take other ideas and do it better. It's all about filling in the open spaces. Things come and go. If you really wanted to make a lasting impact on the world you'd give people something they didn't know they wanted.
My suggestion: Software and hardware that respect the users privacy. It has to be preinstalled and easy to use for normies to take it seriously. Make Linux as easy to use as Windows and you'll make billions selling hardware that's optimized for it. Start small with just the OS. Then move on to building your own laptops with Intel chips. Eventually you'll be building your own. You'll be a no bullshit version of Apple.
>>55512948
>mostly legal
kek
>>55513791
>he thinks 'inverse' refers to the inverse of a function and not the multiplicative inverse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
how new are you?
okay guys i'll do the logo
>>55511864
Every messenger I've used does that by itself
>>55513810
Most guys are, and every girl I've ever talked to on the subject is grossed out but uncut dick
>>55515334
Careful, the highschool dropout will tell you about all the advanced mathematics he knows.
>>55515810
~20% of men worldwide are circumcised. The rates of infant circumcision in the US are ~30-40% currently. Rates used to be much higher though. In Washington it is 15%, along with some other western states.
Circumcision for non religious reasons is a very american thing. Most men worldwide that are circumcised are muslim or jewish.
Circumcision was started in the US to stop masturbation, because people believed that masturbation caused disease. It became a tradition and continued after that.
>>55513048
FIREFOX
>>55513496
>Know how to work software
>Say everything has been invented
>Go to EE
>learn about hardware and nothing about software
>watch comp sci majors create million dollar apps
>make another thread complaining about everything being coded
>develop custom shitposting add-on for firefox
???
>become a tripfag
>>55514738
every comp sci degree has 3 semesters of calculus MINIMUM
>everything has already been coded
how does it make you feel to be retarded?
What the fuck is a yinglet?
>>55516504
>Circumcision was started in the US to stop masturbation, because people believed that masturbation caused disease. It became a tradition and continued after that.
Why wasn't there anything similar for girls? Where's the equality?
>>55516883
For girls some doctors would use carbolic acid on the clitoris. That didn't catch on as well though.
>>55516883
Female circumcision was legal in the US until 1996. It wasn't nearly as common, but there are women alive today that were circumcised by US doctors.
>>55511823
make a program that cracks a 4096 bit key RSA encrypted text file in less than a day
>>55517052
i could easily do this actually. but i'm not sure how i could become a billionaire without someone noticing what my program was being used for
How about an Ashey Madison type hook-up site where cucks and bulls can meet
>>55511823
Go into science. Many things still need to be coded.
>>55512997
Minecraft wasn't an original idea, he didn't even come up with the fucking code he took it from infiniminer, retard.
All he did was build on it.
>>55517527
He not only stole the code from infiniminer he then engineered a leak on infiniminer that completely DESTROYED any chances of the guy making it commercially.
>>55517527
>>55517570
I feel like I remember someone who did something like that..
What was his name again..?
Plenty of things can still capture the world if your skills are up for it.
Write a program that creates a 3D model from a photo or a picture or a rendering.
>>55517570
He convinced Zach to free his software?
>>55517692
>>55517570
>>55517527
>Once sales start dying and a minimum time has passed, I will release the game source code as some kind of open source
>sells game because jew
https://web.archive.org/web/20121014094057/https://minecraft.net/game
>>55511823
You're thinking like a cuck, man. You have to see the bigger picture. Hack into the Jews' gold vault servers and just take all their gold. Then make a program that hacks for you periodically whenever they refill it, that way you have infinite shekels, shit's easy as fuck, man.
>>55511823
iOS games, create one for easy money
>>55517760
Oh, I see. I must have seen that before too, since I bought MC in alpha.
>>55517760
>>55517867
I should also add that reading that made me feel sick
>>55517802
Yet another reason to purchase the new Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display.
>>55518025
Sure cuck
>>55511844
underrated post
>missed the personal computer boom
>missed the birth of the internet (web 0.0) boom
>missed the dotcom boom
>missed the social media / web 2.0 boom
>missed the internet retail boom
>missed the cryptocurrency boom
>missed the mobile app boom
>missed the mobile game boom
>missed the cloud boom
>missed the saas boom
>missed the enterprise boom
>missed the internet journalism boom
>missed the journalism 2.0 boom
>missed the blogging boom
>missing the VR boom
>tfw missed all the booms
>>55518175
if you hold it firmly against your temple you won't miss the final boom
>>55518325
Kek
>>55518175
>missing the VR boom
UHHH NIGGER THERE AREN'T EVEN 500K PC HEADSETS YET
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN TO BEGIN LOL GET IN NOW
>>55511823
>guys. what are some billion-dollar-ideas?
AI memes
>>55511867
>>55512978
>>55514111
>using the smiley with a carat nose
I've always felt that someone can make a lot of money improving off of simple stuff that was already made. Vape cigarettes replace normal cigarettes to some degree and create a new market, and people making those vapes are making bank now despite how gay it might be.
My bet? The person to improve upon sex the same way smoking was improved on will have a lot of money. This would probably take the form of a functional sex doll, but who knows.
Make an online account analyzer and have it confirm racist statistics.
if the numbers doesn't match, make new accounts so it does.
statistics about how often people capitalize letters in their post.
statistics about how different groups of people misspell certain words, or use certain words.
Make well documented research on these things, put a click bait headline on your papers and submit it journals.
If that fails, contact news reporters so people will talk about your research and you will get money for talking to people about racism for a long time.
>>55518325
Top kekkles
>>55513866
Basically, now just with Python syntax and the sane parts of the semantics to drive Python fags away from CPython.
>>55515391
Let's get this shit started
>>55513321
ACAB
All Cops Are Bolices :DDD
>>55518452
i would do the opposite and prove how dumb niggers are online
![tumblr_lgxn5uEJox1qbobrso1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2vlD95m.jpg "tumblr_lgxn5uEJox1qbobrso1_500[1].jpg")
>>55511823
Pic related. Also look up Dunning–Kruger effect.
poopreview
a yelp-like application where you rate restaurants based on the shit you took the next day. if you have diarrhea that's an instant 1/10 review
just do what i'm doing OP and make a new OS that will replace all existing OSs on every device
>>55521670
wow I'm making a programming language that will replace all existing programming languages you should totally use it for your OS
>>55511823
>>tfw everything has already been coded
iktf
Make something like Jarvis from Iron-Man. Ofc not that shitty fucking assistant like cortana or siri or google now with their robotic voices/
>>55512120
nowadays, that algorithm isn't faster than (any) standard library's sqrt(). try it. I did:#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
#include <time.h>
float fastinvsqrt(float x) {
float xhalf = 0.5f * x;
int i = *(int*)&x;
i = 0x5f3759df - (i >> 1);
x = *(float*)&i;
x = x*(1.5f-(xhalf*x*x));
return x;
}
int main(void) {
float start = (float)clock()/CLOCKS_PER_SEC;
float fis;
for(int i=0;i<1000000;i++) fis = fastinvsqrt(603729);
float end = (float)clock()/CLOCKS_PER_SEC;
printf("%f: %f\n", end - start, fis);
start = (float)clock()/CLOCKS_PER_SEC;
double std;
for(int i=0;i<1000000;i++) std = 1.0/sqrt(603729);
end = (float)clock()/CLOCKS_PER_SEC;
printf("%f: %f\n", end - start, std);
}
>>55521936
It's slower on modern hardware, actually.
>>55521966
yes that's what I said
>>55511823
Write a fancy jira/confluence/whateveratlassianstuff plugin that exports/imports/plots shit and sell it to enterprises.
>>55511823
Not software, but go as far inland as possible and build a giant sand warehouse, fill it and wait ~10 years until sand prices skyrocket. Enjoy your 1000x returns.
>>55511823
>coded
>using code as a verb
You couldn't have been anything.
>>55513496
why the fuck would we trust a tripfag
you probably smell of cheese, faglord.
you're a neet anyway, not an EE, lol.
go back to choking on your mom's cut cock
>>55512355
Use brackets instead of whitespace too. What a bad idea...
>>55512251
Perfect edit
>>55513217
Cucklife.com
Ecuckery
OKcuck.it
Plentyofcucks
>>55511844
already been done
>>55511844
vr needs this:
video converter program that analyzes existing pov material, stabilizes the dick to be bottom center at all times (very important), and adds some fake stereoscopic 3d
the amount of "vr" stuff would increase expornentially
>>55525743
Too many POV videos have too much movement of the subject tho, stabilising by the dick would be trippy as fuck
>>55525766
dude said he had master programming skills tho
>>55513882
Yeah, I don't have any dick scar dude. And it does just look better aesthetically. Hooded dicks look funny, there are also some legit medical benifits, Plus I never have smegma to deal with.
>>55525903
Oh yea, thanks man. Forgot about dat endless skill
>>55515334float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed
return y;
}
Good to know that the programmers had no idea how it worked either.
>>55517101
>i could easily do this actually
>i'm not sure how i could become a billionaire
>>55511823
make pokemon go, but for digimon
>think of app idea
>5 better versions already exist
>200 downloads
>>55526241
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IS BETTER
WHAT MATTERS IS ADVERTISING ADVERTISING ADVERTISING
>>55511823
>i have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root,
You should already be a billionaire.
