>Steve Jobs is an evil and ruthless businessman
>giving her an more unreliable piece of british dogmeat
What the fuck is a secretary supposed to do with an apex feline predator? Did it attack her? What a dick.
>>55506326
>then she later filed for bankruptcy, because of the maintenance, fuel consumption and insurance
>>55506326
>her shitbox is unreliable
>better gave her one of the most unreliable cars of the market
But that's just a myth perpetrated across the Apple Campus for the past 20 years now. Jobs never did any such thing.
That's right up there with the "Nobody will need more than 640K of RAM..." myth for Bill Gates - he never said it.
Same thing with "Billions and billions..." from Carl Sagan - he never said it.
Same thing with "Beam me up, Scotty..." by Captain Kirk - he never said it.
And so on and so forth ad nauseum.
>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all
>>55506326
It would have made sense if Jobs gave her a Lexus.
Jaguar is the least reliable piece of shit on the market, even a Jeep is more reliable than that shit.
>>55506429
*give
>>55506396
OMFG LOL
>>55506433
BILLIONS
https://youtu.be/HZmafy_v8g8
>>55506326
Car isn't going to do shit for her in the Bay Area, traffic is so bad. Could have saved some money buying her an alarm clock to get her ass up earlier.
>>55506326
The quote is out of context, Jobs gave her a Jaguar and said "You won't be late any more"
And then fired her
>>55506326
>It's on an image with white letters
>checkm8 SJ haters
>>55506326
>no source
Fuck off.
>giving your employee a dangerous animal
CONSIDER THE JAGUAR
>>55508065
(You)
we know.
>>55508300
Thanks
>>55506396
Great post, upvoted and check your inbox ;)
>>55506326
>jaguar
well she sure is gonna be late now
those things are notorious for unreliability
>>55508396
>>55508065
>>55506443
>>55506429
>>55506402
>>55506359
The quality is getting much better, they aren't as bad anymore.
ITT: A bunch of poorfags who've never been within 100mi of a Jag.
The unreliable meme was literally propagated by niggers who never maintained their cars and blamed the white man for all their problems, these days Audis are horribly unreliable and a money sinkhole, but that doesn't stop them flying off the lots. For anyone that's reasonably handy, a used Jag can be the best luxury performance per dollar out there, you just gotta make sure it wasn't owned by poor niggers first.
I'm not glad he's dead. But I'm glad he's gone.
>>55506326
>>55506326
>>55506326
The whole "the late secretary and the jaguar" story has evolved drastically over the years.
Actually, she said, "I won't be late again." and Jobs said, "That is correct", then he pressed the jaguar pit trapdoor button under his desk, ala Monty Burns.
>>55508525
it's true
>>55508525
kek
>>55508524
This.
>>55508472
They were actually sorta shit, but they have gotten much much better.
> genius
> eats retarded fruitarian diet
> causes cancer
> because rich guy, gets diagnosed early
> decides to get enemas instead of actual treatment
> dies
I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone
>get a "free" $100k car from your company
>taxes lmao
>>55508969
He only died from cancer because he resorted to Western medicine.
>>55508525
i woke up in a new bugati xD
>>55508971
I'm glad he's dead. I'm also glad he's gone.
>>55509016
he had aids
>>55508337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3s-qZsjK8I
>>55509016
He only did it when it was too late.
He also wasted a perfectly good liver. It's actually very suspicious he got one.
>>55509092
>nerd jesus
The last public video of him is at some city council meeting and he's still being a cunt. Making veiled threats to move Apple out.
>>55506326
>jaguar
Wow, what a prick
>>55506490
>OMFG
>LOL
sure is summer around here
>>55508456
go away pajeet
>>55506326
>things that never happened
>>55506326
>Giving out an sport car because an employee was late to work
Seems very reasonable.
>>55509257
>an sport car
>>55506396
Kek
He did collude with Google and a bunch of other tech companies to drive down wages and enrich himself to the tune of billions of dollars.
So what if he was? Being nice doesn't get you far.
>>55508065
Gavin, stop with the fucking animals
Even if that story was true. It's still a shit thing to do. If she can't afford a decent car she needs a raise not a fucking sports car.
>>55508969
He died with a clean rectum, you got give him that.
All apple fags should follow this teaching.
>>55508337
>he would look at something they were working on and say that it "sucked," it was "shit."
Those poor apple employees. They deserve to be told how much of a special little snowflake they are at all times.
>>55506326
>>55506396
LOL REDDIT XDDDDDDD UPBOAT $ U
>>55506396
kek
>>55506396
now THIS is funny XDDD
>>55506396
/thread
>>55511364
was Wozniak the original cuck?
Jaguar's break down all the time. What a dick.
>>55509819
implying all apple fags don't have all their anuses pristine clean and lubed after the infinite amount of hours ramming black dicks and overpriced hardware
>>55511746
Maybe, but you have to respect someone that never played that bullshit game and just did what he loved to do. He has enough money anyway from what I've heard. Sad that he won't be as recognized for what he did as Steve Jobs was for wearing a black shirt and talking
