/g/ humour thread
>>55496850
android
>>55497209
(You)
>>55496850
>makeameme.org
>not using GIMP
dude
>>55497230
thanks anon
>>55496850
>want to make a meme online
>makeameme.org requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet doesn't want me to meme
>>55497305
Using based free as in freedom gimp
Postin this again
>>55498253
>Linyos Torovoltos
>>55498253
>saw the original posted in 2001
>young faggots still falling for it today
Let me actually post some /g/ humour
Fuck off /pol/
>>55498474
>>55498474
kawaii
>>55496850
so gay you gotta use some 9gag tier website to make an image. KYS MY MAN
>>55498486
>>55498253
Kek
>In my first upper level programming class
>Professor says we should make github accounts
>I do it
>Put a linked list and array list class in C++ on it, done in my trademark searing signature programming style
>2 days later get this email
>Delete my github
>>55498908
I receive this sort of offers quite regularly in college, the startup concept is the memiest of memes
>>55497276
>having to rasterize your layer, convert it to a selection, grow the selection several pixels and fill it to add a stroke to text
Why can't gimp implement simple features that everyone has been asking for for years? It was cute a few years ago, now it's just getting sad.
>>55496850
>/g/ humour thread
>thread
We don't need those threads anymore, /g/ itself is a joke
>>55498486
Reminds me of the time I wrote a C++ program to display a table of procedurally generated data in the command prompt, but somehow ended up displaying the contents of my Program Files directory instead. I still have no idea how that happened, the only bug I found in my code was that one of my non-void functions lacked a return statement.
>>55498908
>Javascript and NodeJS listed separately
Isn't Node just a way to run Javascript in the terminal?
>>55499985
kek'd
>>55498507
>not cat /bin/
>>55499985
truth
these /g/ '''''''''''''''''''''''humor'''''''''''''''''' are literally redddit
>>55500472
most of the generals are literally subreddits
>>55498507
/bin/cat/ means you're inside the cat
Its not humor unless your a sadist, but I am in need of the screen cap from when an anon's mother and sister stole and ruined the laptop he paid for
>>55498253
Great post anon, saved
>>55498253
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT I remember this
>>55501721
get banned on, you /s4s/ faggot nerd weak white millennial cuckold
dumb ass forced memes aren't humor
I want /s4s/ faggots to leave.
>>55501935
I want you to leave, anon.
>>55501982
kill yourself you weak white millennial neo-tumblrist memesexual faggot /utg/ cuckold
AMD
>>55500574
But the cat is inside the bin
>>55501708
Fuck yeah, Nef the man
>>55498908
kek, it reminds me when somebody pulled <pad-left> package from NPM and 90% of projects have stopped working
>>55499999
C++ is one big vulnerability
>>55498486
>raw binary
>not 0's and 1's
bullshit detected
1
2
3 4
>>55503444
???
>>55499956
Just select, then use Edit > Trace Selection
GIMP is crap, but mostly because of missing non-destructive editing, not because of small shit like this. Photoshop has such bullshit, too.
>>55503444
off-topic post detected
>>55498908
>learned programming almost two years ago
>setup GitHub account for my projects
>do a lot of things since then, working hard with my own and others code
>not getting any contact, not even a single e-mail from Pajeet
Could even callNiggerStole(MyBike);and no one would even notice...
Linus Torvalds is my hero because he fights for our freedoms. His passion for open source software and his genius in programming the Linux Operating System nigh singlehandedly makes him both an icon on par with Steve Jobs and a model for all people concerned with looking at source code (but not necessarily being able to modify it) to follow.
I also like how he doesn't push open source software onto people. Some people can be just as annoying as vegans, who try to go on and on about how much more ethical it is or how much healthier it is for you by following THEIR way of life, but it's like, you aren't me, Richard, so how can you know what's best for me? I'm happy using Windows 7. Eventually, I'll want to move on to an open source and privacy respecting Linux operating system like Ubuntu when I'm older and wiser and have learned a smattering of code (I'm thinking Java and C++), but for now, everything is working fine for ME, and that's what open source software is really all about. :)
Thanks for reading, guiz. If you want, I can give you the link to my tumblr, facebook, and instagram where I post a lot about my personal journey in open source.
Oops. One last question. I've been hearing a lot about this, but I'm not sure what it means: what's "free software"?
:^)
>>55500836
Here you go anon.
>>55503499
>>55496850
>>55500836
I remember that shit. kekworthy
didn't save it though.
>>55500560
literally
>>55499985
giggled
>>55498474
but SJW mishaps are the funniest tech humor of all, anon. it's certainly more understandable for an illiterate like me than the shit you posted.
>>55497690
damn right
>>55503490
Push a lot to node or angular or react. Something like that gets you noticed. If you're only working by yourself, you can fly under the radar. I've been programming for years and I've only just lately gotten a potential offer.
You gotta talk about what you're doing once in a while too. It helps.
>>55503525
this is a great post. i kek'd
>>55503499
>pic
IS THIS REAL
>>55503697
From what I hear, Linus really posted this, Stallman obviously did not, as this is on G+. It was some random person spamming some shit that triggered Linus, so he wasted his time writing this reply.
>>55503753
Goddamnit I don't even have to open the picture to know what this is.
>>55502929
Yeah, I understand what he means
>raw binary in text
0's and 1's represented in ASCII characters, I have seen a printer do that.
You get the same effect when you open any non-text file in notepad or other editor.
>>55503697
>>55503724
How new are you guys?
>>55503821
About a month. Now confirm if real or not with proof.
>>55503558
>it's certainly more understandable for an illiterate like me than the shit you posted.
Not him, but then you're on the wrong board buddy.
>>55503753
>>55500836
Man, I made that story up guys, but still kind of proud to see it being posted all the time, years later.
>>55503840
I want to believe
>>55503827
Linus nor RMS never posted those pastas, they are carefully crafted trigger material for dummy gnufags on /g/, google it
>>55503858
I think you should buy a better phone.
>>55498253
>point 6
I really hope that the new Quake will be good.
>>55503858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndX0YNA70s
They where a great idea. Not humorous at all.
>>55503864
kek
>>55498253
What does this have to do with /g/? I don't see people arguing about Android vs iPhone or Nvidia vs AMD on it.
Stop confusing /g/ for a community of intellectuals. We're all idiots here, until the mods finally ban the retards who need to go back to /g/.
>>55500758
Pretty much true, except Sublime Text is bomb
>>55503545
At least you know it's actually her then, and if she keeps at it she's bound to get good. More women should code. It's the perfect activity for women.
>>55503928
It's been replaced by Atom now anyway.
>>55503981
and ruby is replaced by node.js
>>55503991
When will they start writing OSs in javascript?
>>55503949
When neither love nor hate is involved a woman is a mediocre player
>>55504047
Only Jobs, Zuck, and RMS are funny there. The rest are too tryhard. We need replacement art.
>>55498253
>tfw more than half of those points are actually true
>>55504040
Thanks for the Nietzsche quote but that doesn't mean anything in this context. Are you saying that it's bad that she's learning to use the command line? The most advanced device she'd probably used before this was probably an iPhone. Don't act like you didn't derp out typing DIR on windows when you first started.
>>55504104
I wouldn't fuck up cd .. three times in a row.
>>55504134
>age 23
that image has some old memes in it that guy must be 30 by now at least.
>>55503545
>>55504119
You don't know that. People do very dumb things in a row when they're barely learning to do something. Go fucking learn something new and reflect on how goddamn retarded you were right after you barely learned but before you grasped some semblance of proficiency. Teenagers learning to drive is probably the best example of this.
Not me, driving came entirely naturally to me, but I'm not talking about exceptional cases.
For all you know she was hitting up and enter a lot of times anyway.
>>55498253
rage/10
This is subtle enough to have actually worked.
>>55504161
S. Snapchat
T. Twitter
E. ___
M. Macbook/MacOs
>>55499956
reals tho this is why i dont maymay
>>55504195
Eenstagram
>>55498486
This happens more often than you think with shitty drivers.
>>55504195
EBAY
EMACHINES
ELEMENTARY OS
EGGS BENEDICT
ELTON JOHN
ENTEROVIRUS
>>55504161
>tweeting on the same level as eating food
>tweeting has become a basic need in the modern world
>>55504172
Not that guy, but I don't really see the need to show everyone my fuck ups. It seems like she's capitalizing on the general public's ignorance of the command line to look smart.
>>55503858
:^)
>>55504263
>man hating is a basic need as well
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>55504268
Maybe she spamming the command line to look smart to the general public, but I'll allow it. People need to be driven to code, especially in America. We have too many goddamn useless idiots in this fucking country and we need to start winning soon before it's too late.
>>55504263
What the actual fuck?
>>55504263
No, the eating there is implying over-eating, not just regular eating.
Or are you implying that people who take stem don't eat at all?
>>55504275
>2016
>doesn't realize hatred is indelibly etched into our DNA
>>55504303
It says eating, not overeating.
>>55498908
>been programming all my life
>i have 13 projects on my github account, including a fucking gameboy emulator written in C from the ground up
>not a single javascript project
>have not been contacted even once
Not that I care. I'm a web developer and I'm doing fine.
>>55504172
Just saying, she runs coding camps for teenage girls for free which is a good thing, but I hope they're actually learning shit at those camps. At any rate, she doesn't consider herself a beginner or amateur.
There's no point attending a class where the teacher knows barely any more than you.
>>55504317
It says eating but the picture is of a obese woman
The implication is clearly over-eating and if you're denying it at this point consider seeking treatment for autism
>>55503545
I like the fact that the image comments on the product placement so they're obviously dimly aware that staging a photo is a thing but apparently extending that logic to what she has on screen is too big of a leap.
>>55504040
>>55504161
Loving the sexism guys, keep it up. This will surely show those women their place in the kitchen!
>>55504323
>There's no point attending a class where the teacher knows barely any more than you.
You know that she's not actually teaching, right? She'll apparently show up at the camps but she happily admits to being "too much of a beginner"
>http://www.glamour.com/story/karlie-kloss-tells-glamour-all
>G: Lastly, if we come to the camp this summer, will you teach us how to code?
>KK: Our amazing Kode With Klossy teachers will take the lead, but I'll be sure to give a few helpful tips I've learned along the way!
>>55504330
>fattie detected
>>55504375
>nit-picky and overly argumentative
Woman detected.
>>55504403
I'm not insulted because I don't actually understand what the insult is
What?
>>55504417
Anon said that Karlie doesn't teach the class. That's not nit-picky. The other shit was in response to other shit-flinging so whining about that is poor form.
>>55504375
>>55503444
Still painful
>>55498253
i wasnt prepared for this
>>55504431
>samefag complaining about poor form on 4chan
Yeah... Stop it woman. You don't need to say any more.
>>55504434
>>55504417
>No response
Did I hurt your feels with the scary logic? It's alright anon, I know you'll forget all about this when the thread expires and then you'll go back to posting the exact same images, complaining about the evil women. Facts don't matter, only feels do.
>>55504195
E-Whoring.
>>55504505
Fucking wow. Lost. Thanks.
>>55504447
You're wrong, pal.
And yes, it is poor form to bitch about a snarky comment when you said the equivalent of "women suck". It doesn't matter that you quoted Nietzsche.
>>55504134
Subtle
>>55503444
fuck you and your trips
>>55504195
>>55504246
Damn, Ebay was a good one. My official pick.
Close second is >>55504498
>>55501708
Tell Nef not to hack me
I-I'm scared
>>55501600
That sweet, sweet hexaural audio recording.
>>55504551
Nah just put eating, women who eat are fat right?
>>55504586
>ignore that this is a parody of STEM
>>55504551
Etsy.
>>55504319
profile link or gtfo
>>55496850
>there are people who unironically use iPhones
Always gets me
>>55504630
Isn't Etsy mostly shit now because it's a front for defective Chinese merchandise?
>>55504657
>He is a green bubble texter
Ewww
>>55501708
All of you should be afraid of Nef the Python Computer programming programmer. He is 1337 haxor
>>55504814
That kid is one black BMW away from being literally Elliot Rodger
>>55502915
>it reminds me when somebody pulled <pad-left> package
I actually looked that up, what a story. Fuck Kik desu.
>>55501600
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>55503840
Yeah, the "I added this part later because reasons" was kinda pushing it, but it's still pretty entertaining.
>>55502929
keks'ademical
>>55498253
>popular hacker software includes Bonzi Buddy and Flash
my sides: gone
>>55504161
>engineering
>pistons? on a very very uneven crankshaft? with a manometer on it? what the fuck is this shit?
>>55506451
>engine
>>55506451
>MANometer
fuck off
>>55503858
This always makes me sad to look at.
>>55505974
It would be very quiet
![M6310A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IyKukoX.jpg "M6310A[1].jpg")
>>55506512
yes, manometer.
>>55506550
You're a big guy...
>>55496850
This guy makes this thread every about how he cannot order a pizza online
>>55506559
for you
>>55506551
no, deflection gauge.
>>55503479
>Just select, then use Edit > Trace Selection
yeah you can do that too if you don't mind it looking like shit
>>55503545
>she never found the code directory
>>55504543
the fuck? someone took the time to figure out and make all that without understanding basic physics.
>>55504006
https://os.js.org/
>it's happening
>>55503545
>crazy_strings.rb
Someone post the new KDE default icon selection for users please.
>>55507285
It wouldn't work though.
>>55507342
the new KDE default icon selection for users please.
>>55496850
Can someone please link the video for this?
>>55496850
That's not funny
>>55504047
'J.E.W. of Facebook' gets me every time
>>55501708
This lad is clinically insane.
>>55507404
http://nonfree.pizza
>>55507511
this can't be real...
>>55507698
NO SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE MILLENIAL SHOULD FEEL EXCLUDED
>>55504505
This would probably be pretty good, I fucking hate typing on touch screens.
>>55507711
i can't find this anywhere, where in kde is it exactly?
>>55503558
literally literally though right like literally literallying rn
>>55505072
Couldnt link it, tho?
I'm too lazy to google it, but would've read it if you linked it.
>>55508283
senpai
>>55496850
>Apply for jobs.
>Only one business calls me back.
>Requires I do a simulation online using Flash.
>Won't do it, my GNU/Linux shall stay free from proprietery software.
>Too much dept, no way I can pay rent next month.
/g/ literally ruined my life.
>>55508328
Discovery is a journey.
>>55504161
It's STEAM now.
>>55500574
cat is an executable binary, not a directory, hence why it lives in /bin/
>>55508526
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
>>55508656
>things/dont click
>>55496850
>>55508656
>>55509093
fucking kek.
>>55504119
I got an email last semester from my professor who had trouble compiling my application.
Apparently, I had used lowercase instead of uppercase in my guide.
He sent me a screenshot asking what was wrong.
I mean the error message was pretty clear, "Cannot find file".
He is a really smart guy, but when he fails at the most basic things, I lose all respect.
>>55500574
Wait what? Are Linux directory addresses backwards or something?
>>55500836
>>55503525
Had to do a bit of reverse image searching, but I have the actual version here.
Fuck you size reducing/quality reducing autists
Anyone have the one about the dangers of open source software? With the parents and teens and shit?
>>55509527
dude, the joke is that the thumbnail alone is able to incite negative emotions
>>55504469
Kek
>>55507324
I'D FUND IT
>>55509968
The Pyra would be the closest thing.
Though the hardware is clearly not free enough.
>>55504543
>teflon is perfectly frictionless
>diamonds are completely inelastic just because i say so
>a place in the universe where gravity forces are literally 0
He forgot to make a titanium case, which is literally indestructible, so that we can harness the energy
>>55498333
>>55498825
>>55501695
>>55503874
>>55504091
>>55504178
>>55504446
>>55506391
Leave and never fucking come back
>>55507324
this is fucking genius
holy shit
>>55510028
No u
>>55510146
You really need to use a proper picture for such a response.
>>55510171
You have autismo. And not the funny kind.
>>55504543
0/10
>>55509968
>>55510105
>>55507324
How is it genius?
There's not even a trackpoint.
>>55503525
Use this
>>55510114
Kek, nice one
>>55510323
The picture dumbass, not the phone
>>55510387
Exactly the same answer, no nipple? It's not /g/ enough.
\Why do amerifats get pizza delivered? I have dominos, papa johns and pizza hut just over 5 minutes walk away.
>>55507324
this is a ripoff of a Nitrozac strip about apple.
>>55508526
>>55510359
my blood pressure is rising already
>>55510522
this would explain the viewmaster and 8-track readers. /g/'s sense of humor is hardly ever that deep
>>55510541
i don't believe this shit
>>55503499
>>55509314
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>55510573
critical error in this photo that kind of ruins it: later Microsoft operating systems were not distributed in 1.44 MB format (as is shooped onto the disk labels), but in a 1.7 MB proprietary format called "DMF".
you can read more about DMF here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distribution_Media_Format
>>55510868
>E: Invalid operation love
>>55510740
I have original 3.11 and two sets of 95, both on 1.44, I guess it also depends where they were distributed.
>>55507219
kek
>>55504319
>>i have 13 projects on my github account, including a fucking gameboy emulator written in C from the ground up
sure
>>55504375
bye
>>55511029
yeah he forgot to type install as the operation. what a fag
also is it even possible to use apt on gentoo?
>>55511265
nice /v/ meme dude
>>55511345
>>55504195
emacs
>>55504319
>i have 13 projects on my github account, including a fucking gameboy emulator written in C from the ground up
>written in C from the ground up
Do one in ASM!
>>55511593
>mfw women probably don't even notepad++ (bottom right)
>>55511666
Shit, I wasted it.
>mfw
>>55508526
is that fucking metro made for nec pc
>>55508526
please tell me it has touch screen support
![meme-meem-qxo5md[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ODPA1OX.jpg "meme-meem-qxo5md[1].jpg")
>>55496850
>makeameme.org
>>55511666
>Interior Semiotics
Fuck, anon. Why did you have to remind me?
>>55510868
but there's a girl in the bed
>>55511345
epic /pol/ meme my legion /b/rother xDDD
white islamic syrian kurdish empire power storm klan /b/rothers in arms tonight xD
>>55511815
I guarantee you can't find an earlier posting of this than on /g/.
>>55511860
epiiiiiiiiic
>>55504105
IS that what they used for rage against the machines first album cover?
>>55511722
>you used le free website instead of le $800 image editing software and therefore it is unpure
oh my god what a travesty
>>55503875
Fucking blast from the past right there.
>>55511341
