Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
Working on a Chink Shit Gen InfoGraphic, got any recs?
Want to contribute to the infographic? Take the best possible photograph you can take of your favourite chink shit (this can by anything from chink smartphones, memebuds/headphones, chink SSDs, powerbanks to quadcopters and include some of its pros and cons.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel https://discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Randomiser:
http://www.chinkshit.com/random
>News
• Chinkshit.comAnon gets some new shit in >>55476573 >>55476621 >>55476655 >>55476698 >>55476739 >>55476765 >>55476875 >>55476917 >>55476947 >>55476983 >>55477032 >>55477050 >>55477074 >>55477103 >>55477117 >>55477163 >>55477399 >>55477440 >>55477653 gets backpack for his dog >>55477341 >>55477458
• Anon buys a USB2.0 Male to XLR cable and is happy with it >>55477044
• Anon reviews the Ganzo G729 bought off Gearbest >>55477217
• Anon gets bundle of 10cent chink shit >>55477346
• Anon recommends the Wemos D1 mini >>55477510
• Anon got chinked on a Step Up Boost Module from Banggood >>55477581
• AwfulReviewAnon now makes review using a Xiaomi Yi so the video quality has gone up, films wooden clock at low light making it hard to see >>55477888
• Anon's chink solar lamp is pretty bright, tied it to his nightstand>>55479256
• Anon collects earbuds as if they're pokemon, considers what to get next >>55479367
• Anon gets a drive caddy for his Kingdian SSD >>55480777
• Anon recommends Tomo powerbank >>55480804 sure give us some details!
• Anon displays /CSG/ >>55481657
• Another anon with a balisong >>55481693
• Anon gets headphone stand >>55483212
Previous thread >>55476283
first for chink shit excel
I've got 8 x samsung 18650's 2600 mah,
recommend me a decent 18650 powerbank case ?
ty
i ordered something from aliexpress. it came today even tho on the site it says "Awaiting Shipment". The "Confirm goods recived" button is missing too. If i cancel the order now, will i get my money back and get to keep the stuff too?
Anyone tried one of those solar powerbanks from gearbest yet?
Bought cree q5s from ali and gearbest. The gearbest one is much lighter, and doesn't have the flash and dim modes.
Not pictured: 10 cent multitool which isn't worth a penny more.
>>55487233
Maybe the button is just blocked by an Adblock or something? Did you get a tracking number? Chinking the chinks is not easy.
Cousin wants to get IEMs. Should I recommend KZ or Piston Airs? Gearbest or Ali?
I got chinkd.
What's the best chink tablet?
I was considering the Chuwi Hi12, but I want to know of a few more options.
Also, why is the Windows 10 + Android 5.1 dual boot version less expensive than the Windows 10 standard?
Anyone knows the quality of these?
>>55487219
>>55480804
More info pls
>>55487201
autism.xlsx
13th for anime
>>55487248
its not blocked, it works for the other orders, and i already klicked the cancel button, then i selected "other reasons" and then it said "procesing cancelation" or something like that.. but then i chickened out and resumed the order, because i am a pussy and wanted to ask you guys first.
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_351836.html?wid=11
>$43 with code Eb1a3
>Android 6.0
>micro sd slot
Yes or No?
>>55487219
link for batteries?
>>55487239
The one from Alli might be fake, bottom one is usually in sale for 1,89$, totally worth the mony even if the construction doesn't feel that solid. The flash and dim models are useless for me and more annoying than anything.
>>55487315
Looks noice
>quantity 1.00
lel
>>55487201
>>55487315
I know that feel.
>Tired of using excel at work
>Keep track of literally everything using spreadsheets at home like an autist
>>55487353
I got them from and old HP 9-cell laptop battery, it had stayed unused a long time, but they all have 3,64v, not a single one below 2,5v, so i assume they are good. I have to find a way to charge them and see how they hold up, so I guess I'd directly buy a powerbank case
>>55487372
I should have thought of that ages ago. I'll have to check the storage closet for unused laptop batteries and test them.
>>55487355
>>55487239
I should say they are equally bright.
The gearbest one feels shittier to hold, but its lightness and lack of useless modes make me more likely to actually carry it.
>>55487393
just watch out with opening the plastic,
it's a struggle
btw, GB gives me 502 bad gateway ?
>>55487411
works fine here
Any suggestion on kz headphones? I'm lookin for clear sound and not to bassy, which model could fit?
>>55487411
Slavs are overloading their server.
>>55487433
now yes, thx
>>55487436
i'm kind of slav
Post your gaybest favs.
I fucking missed the 120GB Kingdian for 26€ twice last month.
>>55487490
How's the RUIzu
Best windows tablet < $200 ?
>>55487525
No personal experience yet, this is my next purchases list.
Only thing I got from here is the flashlight (I have like 4-5) and waiting for the 128GB Shark on the mail.
My protection ends in 2 days, I asked for 2 weeks more protection. Will I still be able to open a dispute on monday if seller does not accept it tomorrow or on monday?
These thread sure do go to shit during the weekend.
Anyway, does belgium post ship during the weekend?
Can I connect a bluetooth keyboard and a bluetooth mouse at the same time to my windows tablet?
Anyone here have experience with Veithdia sunglasses like these?
http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Luxury-Fashion-Vintage-Star-Sunglasses-Women-Most-Popular-Sun-Glasses-Gafas-oculos-de-sol-Female/1747675144.html
I wanted to buy some trendy sunglasses made in my country, pic reated, but I've heard mixed opinions about the crystal quality, and they're 20€.
>>55487616
Do you mean if the deliver? This depends on your countries postal service. In Germany, they deliver on Saturdays also. I think shipping itself is during the weekend too. (The flights, the warehouses. I think they work in shift work.)
Comfy Reviews anon here, got some chink shit today, unboxing live to follow
>>55487219
Something like this?
http://m.ebay.com/itm/DIY-USB-Mobile-Power-Bank-Charger-Case-Pack-8pcs-18650-Battery-Holder-for-Phone-/252399557148?nav=SEARCH
>>55487616
Belgium Post gets handled by your local mail carrier once it arrives in the country (USPS for US, etc)
Check to see if your post office does or not
Mine does deliver on saturdays
>promotional codes
link me a good cheap powerbank
Got my Sanrenmu 7010 today. Got slightly chinked with not the exact model I ordered. But hey, it took only 11 days to get here in the UK.
>>55487685
>>55487330
/g/ pls
>>55487689
I was afraid of that so I ordered the silver one, it would probably hold scratches better.
Did you order the one with the rose?
Also complain if you order it on GB to scratch some good goy points.
>>55487663
70p Spidey car window toy and 75p lav mic from Gearbest. I'll do a sound test with the lav mic later.
>>55487330
>1GB ram
You'll get shit. Maybe it works, but slow. If you expect shit, you will not be disappointed.
>>55487728
$0.10 meme usb. I ordered this before all the others but for some reason the others turned up a week ago and this is late. Probably throw it in a drawer and not use it.
>Bought a great Ganzo knife about 6 months ago after seeing it survive some crazy russian torture testing it
>Search for Ganzo on Aliexpress today and there's nothing but multitools
What the fuck happened?
>>55487641
Shipping from that company takes fuckin ages.
I ordered mine month ago, and I'll write a review when I finally get them.
>>55487727
What should I say when I complain?
And yeah, it was the non-fire one lol.
>>55487330
>>55487704
Looks good for it's price.
What will you be usint it for?
If your country doesn't make you pay importation fees: go for it.
>>55487666
exactly, thanks!
>>55487268
Can't go wrong with either earbud though my preference is with the Air, I'd personally go with Gearbest as its easiest.
>>55487747
I wouldn't put a good card inside this piece of shit if I were you. Please, don't.
>>55487747
£1.70 Spaceman themed usb night light, I got it as a gift for someone who loves NASA and space stuff.
That's all the chink shit for today, I'm going to file a dispute for an Ajazz AK33 mech I bought that hasn't turned up. Hope the chink refunds me.
>>55487285
That's just a standard coupon yes.
>>55487761
Don't ask for a refund or anything straight, just say it was a gift for a friend or whatever, and he wanted that exact model, then ask about their policy of compensation for that kind of issues since shipping it back is out of the question.
>>55487762
I actually want to buy it for my mother. She visited me recently and it looks like speaker on hers died. Plus it's a very old dumbphone.
I'm hoping to wean her into a nice simple smartphone.
>>55487758
You mean the chink or the other ones?
And yeah, getting some sunglasses before the summer ends would be cool.
>>55487330
Specs just for basic smartphone functions. I'd assume the build and camera sucks.
>>55487792
So just submit a ticket?
>>55487840
Yeah, but just be nice and casually drop the refund question.
i've got a redmi note 3 pro for my sister from gearbest, should I throw the global stable from the official xiaomi site on it or the stable from xiaomi.eu?
>>55487800
I had a Moto G 2014 until last month, with very similar specs and never had a problem with it, and I had hundreds of apps and useless shit installed.
If she only uses it for daily tasks she will be ok.
>>55487807
Chink ones. I ordered from the same store, but different model
On a unrelated note, this arrived yesterday.
>>55487874
thanks for your input
I'm adding it to my next order.
I might even post a mini review when it shows up.
BASED GB
BASED XIAOMI
XIAOMI Redmi Note 3 Pro 32GB 4G Phablet Due to the item you ordered is a hot sale and there have been significant supply issues with the manufacturer. We are as disappointed as you and feel let down by the manufacturer. We wish to apologize unreservedly for this situation. it is back-ordered now and expected to be in stock around 7 to 15 working days.
>>55487330
Enjot your chink government spyware.
>>55487330
Would you even be able to root a phone like this?
>>55487778
thanks m80. Checked the wiki as well to check others out. The best think about chink goods is the variety available while not being totally overwhelming.
>>55487873
I would go to xda-developers and download the latest Cyanogen Mode, if I were you.
Also bought a Note 3 for myself and that's the first thing that i'll do when it arrives.
>>55488059
The Xiaomi.eu rom is not too bad as it's debloated and has all the china botnet mostly tamed. Plus some good tweaks.
>>55488031
Why wouldn't he?
Probably easier than Samsung phones.
The chinks created tools like KingRoot exactly for this.
>>55487330
looks legit
>>55488073
Good to know, I'll give it a try before going to Cyanogen. Probably won't get used to the iPhoney UI, but I can always install Nova Launcher and move on with my life.
Oh, and what version of Android is the official rom actually on?
>>55487728
Here's a vocaroo test of the 75p lavalier/lapel mic I got from Gearbest, it has a lot of background noise but Linux Mint seems to have automatic gain control which I can't turn off. I'll try it again on Windows 10 later.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IKgGNCjRiO
http://www.gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html
I imagine if gain can be turned down it would work fine for gaming and skype, I'll keep messing with it
Anyone have <$10 watch recommendations?
I made a subreddit for keeping information around a little longer: https://www.reddit.com/r/chinkshit
(I know there is a wiki but it doesn't seem to fit the bill right now)
>>55488167
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_151918.html
This one is pretty nice for the money
>>55488144
>>55488177
Just bought that yesterday from AliExpress.
Seems GB is cheaper
>>55488167
a bit more expensive but this is probably the nicest watch ive seen on ali/GB
www.aliexpress.com/item/watch/32393031751.html?
>>55488167
Casio F91W.
>>55487689
funny, i received mine yesterday.
>Got slightly chinked with not the exact model I ordered
you actually wanted the faggy roses? i was pleasantly surprised it had the badass fireball panther instead.
>>55488183
Thanks!
I tought it would already be 6.0 by now. Go figure...
Any of you /g/uys regrets buying a Redmi Note 3 instead of a Mi5?
I know there's a considerable difference in price, but i catch myself thinking throughout the day if I didn't make a big mistake.
>>55488167
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Curren-Brand-Hot-Sport-Watches-Men-Wristwatches-Leather-Strap-Quartz-Wrist-Watches-Men-s-Clock-Male/32622649603.html
Not <$10 but close. Cheaper on the Ali app. I like it a lot, probably order it one day.
>>55487685
>>55487703
Only Gearbest coupons worth using are the 10c ones, ones found on their deals page and those sent in their newsletter.
Can anyone recommend a good hunting torch/flashlight?
>>55488249
The RN3P is better value per $ friend. The Mi5 isn't priced that well when you can just get a LG G4 instead or any other used flagship.
There is already a 6.0 rom that has leaked and is in beta from MIUI so there's that.
>>55488242
>badass fireball panther
I bet you listen to the Offspring.
>>55488292
YAAAAAA YAAAAAA YAAAAA
>>55488269
That's nice to know, I guess.
I live in Brazil, and smartphone prices here are through the roof. LG G4 costs 2.5x the price of a RN3P, and around U$D150 more than a Mi5, even though Mi5 has better processor and chipset. That's why I tought maybe Mi5 would be a better deal than RN3P.
So what's the current best chink VR headset?
I heard something about Shinecons but also heard that the distortion was pretty bad?
I'm hoping to get one that supports 6" phones for this up coming game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFAm4b-TCzA
/csg/, what are some flashlights you bought from AliExpress that are mind-boggingly good for the price? Could you send me a link to the specific one you bought? Likewise for knives.
Another question about flashlights, I have a Mini-Maglite that can light up an entire neighborhood, and it is 14 lumens strong according to their site. Obviously the AliExpress flashlights are not 3000 lumens strong, but I still read that they can be ~50. Does that actually mean that they would be several times stronger than my Maglite, or are there more factors in the equation?
>>55487782
I tried with the shark and it didn't scratch it
>>55488427
I use this http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaozhai-Z4-BOBOVR-VR-Box-360-Degrees-3D-VR-Virtual-Reality-Headset-3D-Movie-Video-Game/32641946674.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.96.pXInhC with my Mi Note Pro, seems to be pretty good, built in headphones aren't completely shite either.
>>55488427
Damn I want a good vr headset now
>>55488471
Seconding this
Also what is a good measurement for brightness lumens or watts?
Who's had to deal with a defective item from gearbest?
I'm a little cautious of ordering anything more than $10. Wouldn't shipping an item back for a refund cost more than, or equal to, the price I paid for?
How has their return policy worked out for you?
>>55488480
Seems bretty gud. I just wonder if it's worth triple the price of the VR Box...
I wish there was some kind of infographic comparing VR Headsets.
>>55488563
I can't really find that much information about lens distortion and support with people that wear glasses.
Another question.
Should I get a set with the bluetooth remote thingy?
>>55488471
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html
This is usually on sale for less than 2 bucks and it beats my 11€ led lennser for outdoors use.
Every single one of my friends got impresed by the quality.
As for knives, I'm waiting a Sanrenmu 7010, ordering a Ganzo too, and I could compare them with my other knives, since I have a variety of them with different kind of lock systems.
http://aliexpress.com/item/Original-Meizu-M3-Note-Pro-International-Version-M681H-32GB-ROM-Mobile-Phone-MTK-Helio-P10-Octa/32686260418.html
worth it?
>>55488530
Unbiased Tech anon sent back his Xiaomi Mipad2 in exchange for another tabler, instead Gearbest sent a chink deathsquad to his house, chopped off his leg and poorly reattached it.
>>55488612
>MTK Helio P10
Nope.
Se if it has a Snapdragon version or get a Redmeme Note 3 Pro like every anon in this thread.
>>55488612
The P10 is somehwat underpowered for the price.
Use kimovil to find the best deal.
The RN3P is a better deal for a few bucks less.
>tfw my redmeme pro 3 is unlocked now
Now to install cynagenmod.
>Anon displays /CSG/ >>55481657
Link to the display?
>>55488655
Are you doing this right now?
Please, report your first impressions after installing Cyanogen.
I'll be waiting.
>>55488563
You can get the Headphoneless version for less, it also has a clone called Virtoba X5
>>55488167
>I made a subreddit for keeping information around a little longer: https://www.reddit.com/r/chinkshit
>(I know there is a wiki but it doesn't seem to fit the bill right now)
Sanser
>>55488683
I will try after I install TWRP.
I'm planning on using this rom from the mokee team because it seems to be the most stable.
http://download.mokeedev.com/?device=kenzo
>>55488642
'k thanks, I will probably buy something better like a ZUK Z2.
https://aliexpress.com/item/Lenovo-ZUK-Z2-5-0-FHD-Snapdragon-820-Quad-Core-13-0MP-Fingerprint/32691720976.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_5_10017_301_407_406_10040,searchweb201603_8&btsid=54d99f14-1c8a-4b11-a36a-31f13f1b00ca
Anyone got some decent battery banks with USB C support? Poor 5X gets raped due to PkmnGo.
how long does the xiaomi memebank take to be fully charged?
is banggood.com gone or just down?
What are some god CHEAP things to buy?
Has anyone ever bought good fountain pen ink from chinkland?
>>55488845
pandawill too. tfuck is this shit
>>55488835
Four hours for some. Mine could pass for a pokedex and I bought it before Pokemon Go was even a thing.
Just ordered my redmeme 3. My Cubot X16 stopped working
>>55488912
Damn, I paid 200 bucks 2 weeks ago from AliExpress.
Feels stupid, man.
![IMG-20160709-WA0001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JP2b637.jpg "IMG-20160709-WA0001[1].jpg")
I bought the meme of the now:http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Metal-Kazoo-Harmonica-Mouth-Flute-Kids-Party-Gift-Kid-Musical-Instrument-free-shipping/32636401452.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.11.1ameWL&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10037_10017_405_404_407_10033_406_10032_10040,searchweb201603_2&btsid=6b8a78b4-76b1-412e-ade4-598a6c83b322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XeGup9uexf
Please enjoy my musical skills.
>>55488951
I'm with you on that. I paid $140US for a Redmi 3 just a few days before the 3S got released and it dropped to 120US now...
>>55488151
I have this too. Good enough for shitposting vocaroos
>>55488967
looks like a weed pipe
I can't stop ordering useless shit someone help me
>>55487446
Kind of?
Anyone got some recommendations on a chinkshit turntable setup? The either a preamp, amp, and speakers or a receiver?
>>55488530
Going along with this, I want to buy a Redmi Pro 3 now that my paycheck has come through.
But I don't want to have to pay half the cost of the phone to ship it back if it comes broken or defective.
Any experiences with Gearbest support for a similar situation would be appreciated.
>>55489021
I'm interested in a preamp as well
Anyone ordered a chinkpool yet? A small one just enought to lie down it would be nice and since it will be filled with water it cant possibly burn down my yard can it?
>>55488167
if you love a fake
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-WATCH-40mm-For-Men-Women-Nylon-Leather-Montre-Femme-Reloj-Mujer-Horloge-Orologi-2016/32695088845.html
>>55489031
I'm who you're replying to but I found this with a brief search. Seems alright. Can't find much feedback since audiophiles would commit suicide if they saw someone order chinkshit.
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32649288892.html#autostay
does anyone have experience with chink capture cards / can recommend one?
>>55489136
I generally use a bear trap baited with char siu pork to capture my chinks. Not sure whether a card would be as effective.
Shoes with wheels are technology.
Anyone bought something like pic related?
I'm looking for these for men with two retractable wheels, not too flashy.
Would it be a good buy?
>>55488967
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XeGup9uexf
:|
>>55489153
>I'm looking for these for "men"
Does DHL bill you any extra fees for orders shipped to the US?
I want to try out GB's expedited shipping.
>>55488683
Using redmi 3 with cm12 now. Everything is fine, battery life is just as good as miui. The only bug i can find is i can't play flacs for some reason
>>55489149
epic meme bro
>>55489048
water can act like a lens, enjoy your grassfire
>>55489178
It would make my job somewhat easier.
>>55489129
chances are the tubes aren't really used in this circuit as the voltage is way too low. Many of these supposed tube amps have been reverse engineered on youtube and it has been found that they are a basic transistor amplifier.
they do look pretty though....
>>55489193
check their website for additional fees if you are in a "remote"area according to them you pay extra + tax and shit.
>>55489235
meh...
Can anyone recommend a good sub $200 chink phone that will work on 800MHz 4G?
>>55489235
Shit. What's my best bet for a sub $50 preamp then? This thing is hideous but looks like it'd work. I still kinda want half decent sound quality however.
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/1822026762.html#autostay
>>55489324
>gearbest
>shop by department
>mobile phones
>cell phones
>$ Low to High
>scroll through pages and look for something thatcatches your eye
>don't forget to check out the listed bands
>If it doesn't have it listed, contact them
Your question is a very specific one and no one else but yourself should go through all that work. But once you find something interesting, drop the link here and I'm sure someone will pls respond.
>>55489324
>>55488979
Imagine your parents opening that
>Son can you explain this?
>>55489464
Explain it by kazooing at them
Thought on these? Any experience?
http://s.aliexpress.com/bIbeuIFB
can anyone recommend me a
KAZOOING'D
>>55489497
>monk
>>55489501
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Realistic-Celebrity-tyranny-Nazi-fuehrer-Full-Head-Mask-for-Adult/32660534119.html
right here bro
>>55489520
what an ugly monkey hahaha
>>55489497
Don't know about the plus but the standard ve monk is pretty much the best earbud I've ever heard. They're still not as good as chink iems though
>>55489555
Suggestions?
>>55489541
le monke
>>55489574
it's so faat
>>55489568
Rock zircon if you like bassy or kz ed9 for neutral, you should still try the monk though they're really good
>>55489609
I'll try, for that price i can buy them and if i don't like throw em to a friend but i have a good feeling about the quality
>>55489659
I don't know how u treat ur things and i don't even want to do any critics but usually i take care of my things and is rare that they broke, anyway I'll see when they'll come
>>55489699
Congrats.
>>55487490
tfw no money
>>55489497
the monks are great, def worth picking up
>>55488912
Where from? Thanks.
>>55489153
This is literally something a child would wear. 10 years ago all 8-year olds had these shoes.
Are there any suggestions for chink hats?
I want a new baseball cap but I'm worried if I buy something from china it will be for a tiny chinaman's head
>>55489699
Jesus, you're a cunt.
>my thing broke
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE NOT TREATING IT PROPERLY! NOPE, IT CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN DEFECTIVE, IT WAS YOUR FAULT!
>>55489790
You sound like that whiny autist who dropped something and broke it and was trying to get a refund.
>>55489804
2 rupees have neen deposited into your chink account
Free batteries I guess?
>>55489790
Wew buddy calm down
anyone with a redmeme note 3 mediatek version has tried CM? does it even exist? does it have OTA updates?
I'm kinda getting bored of miui and want a "stock" android experience
>>55489872
>He bought mediatek
Did you not spend at least an hour lurking here?
>>55489903
I insta-bought it when csg wasn't a thing yet and there was no talk for a qualcomm version...
Also, I'm totally fine with the Helio X10, I don't game on my phone
to
>>55485955
>>55486721
Who wanted the display in the last thread:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-White-Backlight-84-48-84x84-LCD-Display-Module-Adapter-PCB-for-Nokia-5110-for-Arduino/2051637522.html
>>55489763
Maga hat
Update on this OPMT I got on Thursday: I carried it yesterday and it carried VERY well, better than my Gerber Shard. The bottle opener works good, as does the flathead driver, but the phillips driver has completely failed to work on every single screw I've tried it on. MAYBE with a VERY specific, unusual type of screw it will work, but on common phillips screws that I can find around the house, it does nothing.
The cutter is VERY rough and kind of dull and if I cared I could touch it up with the edge of my sharpening stone or a ceramic rod, but for cutting tasks I'd rather just use my SAK. I haven't tried the wrenches but I bet they work in a sucky fashion, because a problem with all OPMTs that have wrenches is their small size means very little torque and the entire class of tools sucks for wrench use. Not the fault of this particular tool, though, it's just physics.
The carabiner clip is a bit stiff compared to Nite Ize carabiners I'm used to, but Nite Ize are really fucking good and the stiffness of the clip on this tool didn't pose any practical problems. There's what I suspect is a file on one side of the tool but it's so smooth I'm not even going to bother testing it.
I really do love how this thing carries on my keychain, though. It fits in so well. For $1.09 (which is what I paid on eBay) it's worth it, and I've seen them even cheaper on Ali.
>>55489763
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/hat-for-anon/32335483592.html
>>55487879
>thin beyond think
one does not english into the chink
>>55490027
>>thin beyond think
>one does not english into the chink
Throughout the days we slave away
They work us into our graves
White man come along
and buy himself a womans thong
we laugh as we ship his item, we so gracefully hope it will spite him
but we here in china know we are the ones at a loss
Because we are extorted and are nothing but dross
to serve the white man is our only purpose.
A doorman, A slaveman, A factory worker
Trying to read our writing requires a guessworker
The goods are in the sorry is all I can say
Farewell true friend until another day.
>>55489153
ded
>>55489336
I can't say what would be best.
From my experience you're best off buying a board and making an enclosure yourself. Often you find that the enclosure adds 20$ to the price.
Depending on your use though one with an enclosure may be better. I often house my boards in vintage radios which can be picked up for near to nothing from second hand shops ect.
This looks like a fairly solid board, although you will need to work out how to power it.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-finished-JHL-2-channel-single-ended-class-A-preamp-board-/111979709272?hash=item1a1282c358:g:Ag8AAOSwKfVXHyKk
>>55489336
oh and a class A amp is recommended, its not the most efficient but will give the best sound reproduction
ATTN: chinkshit.com guy. Remove this from the randomizer, the link is dead. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multi-functional-EDC-Outdoor-Tool-Hippocampus-Shaped-Bottle-Opener-Multi-Functions-Screwdriver/32628226899.html
![Nina-Dobrev-Junior-Eurovision-Vampire-Diaries-Bulgaria-533x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JAdjTTN.jpg "Nina-Dobrev-Junior-Eurovision-Vampire-Diaries-Bulgaria-533x400[1].jpg")
>>55489020
Bulgarian, altho i don't find any resemblance to the squatting slavic people, and we are mostly not blonde. I think we are more thracian than slav
>20 days since my bm800 has shipped
Does anyone have knowledge of whether the Zuk Z2 Pro is similar with the Xiaomi Mi5 buildwise?
Xiaomi Mi5 only has a thin alu frame, which cracks under pressure like a cookie.
Zuk Z2 Pro costs 100 bucks more than Mi5, so I assume that it will be more sturdy.
>>55490004
I was waiting you for an update on this. I would probably get it, and a Gerber Shard too, because fuck they're cheap.
>>55490253
>no tracking info on the leash I ordered
>party in two weeks
PANIC
>Check my 4€ chink sunglasses on my monitor to see if they're actually polarized
>They are, pretty strong also
>Check my mother's sunglasses, 50 bucks, bought locally
>They aren't
>>55490300
>leash
>party
>>55490302
would you mind linking ?
my gaybans from brand li sunglasses shop aren't
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-32GB-Silver-5-0-XIAOMI-REDMI-3-Pro-SNAPDRAGON-650-16MP-PRIME-UNLOCKED-/262510087531?roken=cUgayN
This guy is selling the redmi note 3 from the uk at chinese prices (£150)
while other uk ebayers are selling at £187~
what am I missing here?
>>55490320
http://www.gearbest.com/sunglasses-sports-glasses/pp_116339.html
>>55490324
What's the difference between the UK and chink version? Only the EU ROM? Aren't all redmis made in china?
>>55490324
>http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-32GB-Silver-5-0-XIAOMI-REDMI-3-Pro-SNAPDRAGON-650-16MP-PRIME-UNLOCKED-/262510087531?roken=cUgayN
>Ugay
>>55490288
Just get as many OPMTs as you can, they're so cheap. I have like 3 or 4 (I've lost count) coming to me as I post this, and the most expensive one was like $1.59. I need to splurge and get some of the Sanremu OPMTs too.
>>55490324
>what am I missing here?
There's a chance that it might not actually be shipped from the UK. I've bought plenty of things that have been marked as shipping from London or random English towns which have actually ended up coming from HK.
>>55490324
That's because it is a Redmi 3, not a Redmi NOTE 3, fa/g/got.
Check the specs.
>>55490324
The title says that this is the Redmi note 3 pro with snapdragon 650 but the description and item specifics both say this is the Redmi note 3 with snapdragon 610 and 720p display.
I would be careful buying this.
>>55490417
You accidentally the whole thing.
>>55490139
beautiful poem anon
>>55490467
That's sad.
Do you think they enjoy their lives?
Do they have friendos?
>>55490488
They do it for their children, hoping that they will live a better life than they did.
I need to get some spare earphones. My main are the Piston 3, and I'm using some Panasonic as spares, but they hurt my ears after 30 min. Actually the Piston 3 are the only earphones I've tried that are 10/10 in terms of comfort for me.
Considering these options.
http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_316681.html
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216373.html?wid=1
http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_327728.html
Any of you have experience with any of these models?
>>55490498
one child each, because they aborted all the female ones
>>55490510
The next generation of chinks will be all male?
We're gonna see serious technological shit in the next 20 years, now that chinks wont have no pussy to distract them.
SHEEEEEEIIITT
>>55490535
Actually the opposite will happen, competition for pussy will be so high that they won't get anything productive done. The most productive societies are the ones that have the men assigned vagina access so they work together in productive efforts instead of working against each other, fighting for vagina access
>>55490535
>>55490548
You don't know shit.
They will start selling trap slaves due to male over population.
>>55490467
kek
that picture though
im glad someone enjoyed the poem
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cleaning-brush-door-shutters-slide-conditioning-scraper-brush-FO023/32256546679.html
What's the point of this? I can get a six-pack of toothbrushes at the dollar store that will do the same thing.
>>55490305
(kinky party((not for me)))
How bullcrap are the lumen ratings the chinks give
>>55490625
The cheaper the light, the more inaccurate it is. When you get to name brands like Bronte, Lumintop, Olight, etc., the lumen counts are actually very accurate.
>>55490625
divide by 50
>>55490179
Shit. I don't know if I want to go that far. I was originally eyeing this thing:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000AJR482/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2LI6EZOJDPG0B&coliid=IIFKIYTCBAGGO
But wanted to see if I could find anything of comparable or better quality for less. I don't exactly have the tools to build my own enclosure.
>>55488912
What the fuck, why did you get a Redmi 3 instead of Redmi Note 3?
>>55490625
The Ultrafire AA light that's very popular in /csg/ and costs about $3 I would estimate to be in reality about 50 lumens more or less. The weakest non-button cell chinklight I've ever owned I would still say was 25ish lumens. For reference, an iPhone flashlight function is about 5 lumens.
>>55489716
Pretty sure that's Gearbest
>>55490666
Aight I need something In The legitimate 400-600 range for hunting. Anyone bought anything like that?
>>55487739
My phone has 1gb ram and it works fine desu
>>55490700
Olight is a company you should look into, but if you want REAL 400-600 lumens you ain't gonna find it super cheap. Olight is about the cheapest you can go with that shit.
>>55490700
>>55490728
Or buy a powerful LED from china, slap a heatsink on it, and a bunch of 18650 behind, and put that in a tube.
>>55490728
Cheers m8
>>55490778
Not very practical but id be willing to try it for lols
What should I do if I paid $3 for my order to be shipped by DHL and I got chinked because the seller sent it by post NL? I don't want my $3 refunded, I want my DHL shipping.
The order page no longer has DHL as an option.
>>55490815
You can ask for a bigfer refund for late arrival, check the accepted marging and open dispute as soon as it passes.
>>55487747
Mine came yesterday and it's defective - wont fit into USB port. Well, you get what you pay for I guess
>>55490778
sounds safe
>>55490778
>>55490802
>>55490852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaJQ2fo4poU
>>55490844
deformed
>>55490860
Incredible
>>55490860
That's cool
Those PBT keycaps I ordered a while ago got here, not sure when they arrived because the postman dumped them without posting a card. Oh well
They feel nice to the touch and have more grip compared to the stock ABS ones, the backlighting also shines through just fine.
The keycaps themselves are considerably shorter than the stock ones, although the height of each one seems to vary by whatever the fuck. They are also misaligned and don't line up properly or shoot off at different angles. Typing is just fine, however.
I didn't have to sign for it and the tracking number doesn't say anything, so I can just claim for a refund soon.
Link: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Colorful-PBT-37-Keycaps-for-Mechanical-Keyboards-cherry-switches-compatible/32671867069.html
>>55490500
pls respond
>>55491012
Oh yeah, the font is also completely different to what is shown.
>>55490651
i think your best bet is to look on some hifi forums, I generally only have experience with boards and its much more difficult to distinguish quality without seeing a circuit board
Are there any cheap chink keyboards to make music?
Complete newbie but I would like to try without spending billions.
>>55490860
I should make some car spotlights with these
>>55489018
Did someone say useless shit? I got just the thing http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_167241.html
>>55489018
>>55491240
http://chinkshit.com/random/
Normal mode: buy the first thing you roll to that costs less than $1.
Hard mode: $5
Very hard mode: $10
Nightmare mode: Buy the first thing you see, regardless of price.
Enjoy your useless shit.
>>55491240
I had one like that when I was little, 20 years ago or so!
My Ducky Shine 3 Slim TKL died and I need a replacement. Turns out QWERTZ + MX-Blues + TKL + Backlight is near impossible to get now.
Any chance the chinks would sell something like that?
>>55487879
Be careful anon, the isolation isnt anywhere near safe distances and this might cost you your home insurance.
>>55491303
or how about you stop feeding the Cherry Jew and realize that modern rubber dome designs made memechanical keyboards obsolete 10+ years ago?
>>55491385
Any hardcore gamer or high-use typist knows that rubber domes are universally shitty and wear out after 2-3 years of use while mechanicals last far, far longer.
>>55491385
Rubber domes feel like mushy shit and you also have to bottom out the key to make it activate unlike mechanical keyboards where the actuation point is much higher that the bottom out point.
>>55491385
No thanks man. Love the non wobbly MX-Blues and I'm not gonna pay 100€+ for some shitty rubber pad.
