Not sure if this is entirely tech-related but this happened today
>been working for two years as code monkey in Los Angeles-based company
>early this morning
>about to park car but guy in old beat-up Volvo cuts me off and takes spot
>get super pissed
>start yelling at him
>he gets out of the car
>short scrawny guy with long, greasy-looking hair wearing fucking sandals gets out and pretty much ignores me
>looks to be in his early-mid 20s
>call him an asshole and start seriously considering punching his scrawny faggot face
>later that day
>central manager going around introducing new supervisor
>it's the long-haired faggot with the Volvo
Should I just kill myself?
>>55449341
why arent you the new supervisor? do you suck?
no
you could always try to get him fired
I'm in love with my supervisor.
>>55449341
you're a retard, and you're going to get fired for being a retard. 6 months from now, when you're homeless, maybe you'll learn better stress-managment and people skills
>>55449353
Fuck off.
>>55449354
How would i go about doing this?
>>55449341
I suggest putting poop under the handle of his car door, that way when he opens the door his hand gets covered in poop
>>55449341
other than getting fired for chimping out, what's it like being a black coder
>>55449408
I'm not black, I'm white. Mostly Italian from what I understand.
>>55449379
lol u mad?
>>55449392
Best advice in this thread
>>55449392
>>55449778
Nice try Rajesh. Unlike your kind, we're not apes that enjoys contact with excrement.
>>55449798
>we're not apes that enjoys contact with excrement.
that's why i'm going to put it under the handle of your car door
>>55449455
>white
>Italian
>>55449455
>Mostly Italian
Well, there's your problem
Better luck next time, Mario
>>55449878
>>55449835
tell your guys to end the supervisor faggot. He will never be a problem on your job again.
>>55449341
you could always shoot up the place
>>55449913
Just because you roadraged at the wrong guy and he happened to ignore you doesn't mean you should do anything to him.
Calm down Mario.
>>55449341
nice madeup story, you are living the meme
>road rage
>>55449341
>You: Hey lhfwtv, we had a confrontation earlier this morning. Sorry about that. I was having a terrible morning, and took it out on a stranger, instead of practising self control.
>Lhfwtv (option 1): Ok mate, no harm done.
>Lhfwtv (option 2): Ok mate, I will be keeping an eye on you, and firing you if you make any more mistakes.
And this is why you should be polite to people.
>>55449835
>Earthling
>white
Ayy lmao
>>55449341
Just get another job, it's fucking easy considering our current market. Unless you're a junior level dev, then sorry pal.
>>55449798
Read his post again, anon
>>55449341
so a faggot with long hair is a supervisor, you don't even know who he was so it seems he is new. You are so fucking bad that they even think about trying you? HAHAHAHA fuck. You were fucked in the ass long before they got the scrawny guy.
>>55449341
nice blog fgt, kys.
>>55449341
>>call him an asshole and start seriously considering punching his scrawny faggot face
You sound like a nigger.
>>55450337
really makes you think
>>55449455
>I'm white
>Mostly Italian
>>55450317
shut up pussy
Apologize, you stupid autist. Bring him a case of beer or something. Make sure it's organic and gluten free 'cause he sounds like that type of faggot.
>>55449341
ez apologize
This is all a lesson we learned the hard way OP, sorry you had to learn it like that though.
I learned it when I flipped out at a retail boss when 17, she quit later on, but it was always awkward/tense every time I saw her after that - I lived in a small town at the time.
Never reveal when you are angered, or your power level anons.
>work as sysadmin at school district
>nobody else in tech hierarchy is a direct boss to me, only a few generic office managers, principals, the superintendent, etc
>since it's education, a majority of higher-level bosses and managers are female
>have femdom fetish, secretly like being bossed around by a bunch of older women
>get chewed out by boss because I'd failed to deliver a promised fix to some ancient software magnet schools use in time for the new school year
>She was wearing a lower cut skirt, looked extra qt
>Respond to rant with emphatic 'yes, ma'am! ; )'
>Oh shit, what did I just do?
>She looks at me weird and asks me to just 'get it done'
>Has been kind of avoiding me for the past few months
Welp
>>55449341
Have fun at anger management classes. Road rage is never worth it.
>>55452080
kek
>>55449341
top tier professionalism right there.
>>55452080
JULIUS YOU ARE ESCAPING /fit/
>>55449341
>He fell for the get a job meme
>>55449341
Why would a supervisor be poor enough to drive around a beat up Volvo? This story is obviously fake. Fuck off.
>>55452080
did u get her done?
>>55452080
More.
>>55452314
Only poor people assume wealth correlates well with the value of the car someone drives.
If you don't get fired wait a few weeks then key his car.
>>55449878
>>55449835
>>55450924
Back to /int/ with you
>>55449455
>Italian
>"White"
>Come home from work
>My supervisor is hogging the TV again
>"get off man baseball's on"
>"BASEBALL SUCKS"
>overtime the next day
fuck this shit
>sysadmin in small software company
>poo in the loo programers fail to write some software in java
>gettho-rig some bash scripts together to do what the client wanted from our programers
>go back to shitposting
>Not just being an adult, waiting for a moment alone, apologizing for getting off on the wrong foot
It's like you hate getting paid.
>work with pajeets
>can't code for shit
>code sucks, miss deadline
>boss hates pajeets
>blame pajeets
>>55452314
That's why Bill gates always drives a 1995 Ford pickup right?
If he can't handle some office banter then he's a faggot. Can't believe everyone is so scared to get mad at each other these days.
Passive aggressive faggots
>>55449455
>Italian
>thinks hes white
honestly who gives a shit
if he's a cool guy then youll just laugh about it later down the line and if he's a faggot then you'll have first dibs on calling him out on bullshit
Pretend it never happened.
Every day you now go into the parking lot in the same place and whether there is a car there or not, get out, yell at the empty car or nothing, then get back in your car and park somewhere else
Start leaving post it notes with random sentence on them around the office written with your left hand.
????
Post results
> Be me, 2001.
> So new to IT it hurts to think about.
> Postain on /b/ from work.
> Compiling post in an unsent email reply to my bosses boss because notepad closed, planning to copypasta over to browser once completed.
> Can't remember why, but shitposting "I REMEMBER WHEN NIGGERS KNEW THEIR PLACE"
> Six lines of it.
> Pressing "Ctrl + V" then "Enter" like a madman.
> Suddenly email disappears.
> Lolwut?
> Check drafts.
> Nothing.
> Check sent.
> OH SHIT.
> OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT my way over to sysadmins desk (sysadmin got me the job and is an old family friend)
> He pulls it off mailspool before boss can open it
> To this day, offhand reposes to my statements.. "oh yeah, I remember when [subject] knew their place" from this guy.
> Happily suck it up because muh hero.
And that /g/, was the day I learned that "Ctrl + Enter" was a keyboard shortcut in outlook. And yes OP, you should kill yourself you angry little man.
Resign before they can fire you.
>>55455808
faaaaaaaaaaaake
>>55452314
Calm down Ahmed, he doesn't live in a sandnigger country.
>>55449455
Oh don't worry then, he probably didn't understand you, it was all bippity-boppity and a lot of arm swinging to him.
>>55449341
I've had a woman who shouted obscenities at me after nearly running me over turn up to be interviewed by my boss and me 20 minutes later.
It was glorious, especially the look on her face when she walked in and looked at me. She hesitated and looked like she wanted to run away but in the end she soldiered on.
>This thread
>Technology
>>55455808
> Be me, 2001.
> Postain on /b/ from work.
Orly?
>>55456248
Yes really. It was 2underground4u back then. It was prolly around 2005, fucked if I know now, but yeah, deffo not 2001
I don't get this "Italians aren't white" meme. Has anyone of you actually been in Italy? It's fucking hot there. They're simply tanned.
>>55454027
Well he's not wrong
>>55449455
>italian
Good job, you managed to reinforce the stereotype that you fucks are loud, obnoxious and too hotblooded you'd roll over a cat just because he touched your leg.
>follow him home
>hack into his wifi
>download a shit ton of CP and make terrorist threats against the president
Problem solved, OP.
>>55455808
>2001
>/b/
>>55456740
Yeah, that's about accurate
>t. italian italian
>>55452314
Spotted the guy who bought a used bmw 325i for the badge
>>55449341
>get super pissed
>start yelling at him
Life pro-tip, anon... Don't yell at people who are being jerks. They will feel that you're an asshole and that you deserved whatever they did to you.
Make them be a jerk to a nice person instead. It's so much worse for them.
