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Who did it /g/?
http://turnoff.us/geek/who-killed-mysql/
java
the user you fucking idiot
>>55445771
why would a user have access to a headless server you mongoloid
systemd
yer mum sat on it xD
>>55445824
BECAUSE HES A HACKER
>>55445824
Because he's a linkiddy /fglt/ poster that's reading through babby's first lunix book
LINQ and actual modern utilities. Not outdated bullcrap made before Windows became a reality.
Next!
>being killed by a language
Why would Ruby be in love with PostgreSQL?
Some hipster shit like mongodb would fit better.
>>55445684
>SIGKILL
The user.
>>55445993
Apache (executable)
Java, PHP, Ruby (runtimes)
>Languajes
Here is your (((You)))
>>55445684
apache. he's the only root and he knew mysql was sigkilled.
>>55445824
you lon in over ssh as root?
lol noob
>>55445684
Wish I could claim that honor. MySQL is shit and even worse shit now that it's an Oracle product. PostgreSQL has always been better, at least since the 90s.
systemd
>>55449325
>being autistic enough to hate one and love the other one of two standards that are exactly the same to the end user
>>55450819
Not exactly the same to the user when one breaks and the site goes down.
>>55450860
Aren't they the same to the developer, too?
>>55450966
Definitely not. SQL is a standard but MySQL in it's most common configurations doesn't support the standard as well as PostgreSQL. That's not why MySQL sucks though. It sucks because it's less reliable in terms of actually treating your data respectfully and guaranteeing that it gets stored in a predictable way. Plus, its clustering configuration is a clusterfuck.
>>55445684
It was clearly the User, in his infinite wisdom, ridding the System of that useless piece of shit.
>>55445684
MariaDB
Never liked that treacherous bitch!
>>55447484
PHP and ruby are languages.
Use of PHP indicates it was the user, but it was negligent homicide, not murder. Ignorance is not premeditation.
>>55451514
For how long will you le-PHP-is-cancer memelords keep thinking you're funny?
>inb4 pajeet
![postgresql_1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jiBCE2C.png "postgresql_1[1].png")
PostgreSQL was always better
>>55451761
How long until japmoot shuts down /g/?
