Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
How many of your orders are currently processing?
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel https://discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Randomiser:
http://www.chinkshit.com/random
>News
• Xiaomi Mi5S to launch next month >>55408383
• Anon bought a bunch of chink shit, among which a MiBand 1, a bracelet for said Mi Band, a Xiaomi Mi scale and some Chink Calvin Klein boxers >>55408942
• Anon bought a pulse meter for his grandmother >>55409525 >>55409555 >>55409579
• Anon got a bunch of $1 mousepads >>55410156 and the Xiaomi Piston Air >>55410201 posts early thoughts >>55410360
• Anon's Rock Zircons died after 3 weeks of use >>55410531
• Anon regrets buying his onion fork slicer thing >>55410538
• Anon considers escalating his dispute on AliExpress >>55410751
• Anon gets unsecured connection warnings for Gearbest and Ali >>55410899
• Sharks seem to be spreading among /g/ >>55409729 and other boards >>55411880 >>>/vg/147446884
• Another anon got a $1 mousepad >>55413691
• Anon bought a GPS pet tracker and it has great battery life >>55413793 used it on his doggo >>55413912
Previous thread >>55408350
meme general
Anyone have any links to fake Cherry Artisians? I think brobots look kinda cool but not $50-$500 cool
Shark!
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00099877&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_charaname_search_id%3D24445%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
>>55414224
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Animatronic-Animal-Shark_263215890.html
>that feeling of when you have promotings from sweatshop and now make internet 4chan.org post for company 5 star rate good deals
Please buy of "MIXZA Shark edition memory card" item, I buy to, very 5 star good extreme fasts
When will the chinks make an RC submarine in the form of a shark with a built-in underwater camera that you can record onto shark cards?
>>55414404
>Being this autistic
Got my 16000mah Xiaomi Powerbank. Any ideas why it isn't quickcharging at 1.5A/2.1A? Using compatible phone and cable..
>>55414483
Where'd you buy it? Could be talking out of my ass but I think these have built in protection from overcharging, so it detects the type of device and gives it adequate current for it.
>>55414543
Gearbest. That's an interesting point. Might have to find a way to make the phone default to quickcharging.
Now you can simultaneously look beautiful and retarded while shitposting on /csg/ for only $150.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/NEW-Family-sauna-steam-box-Skin-Spa-Portable-Steam-Sauna-Tent-Steamer/32657400212.html
>>55414404
Show us your microSD card speed and the brand that manufactured it anon.
>>55414624
its like 1980's again
Is the Mi Band 2 capable of providing continuous heart rate readings (whether with its own app or a third party one, I don't mind utilizing whatever works), or only on demand? Apparently the 1/1s only did on demand.
Broadlink MS1 Wifi Speakers. Listen to your tunes on the go with JBL sound
>>55414577
Just checked and it does.
Does anyone actually like miui 8 ? I tried it for 15 mins when unlocking bootloader and man the drop down is shit , menus shit . Miui 7 is perfect for me
>>55414404
>>55414624
Is that Mila Kunis?
Are we allowed to sell stuff on here as well?
I have a gp2x wiz that needs a new home
There wasn't a BST thread on /vr/ so I thought I'd ask here
Need a new MP3 player. Anyone own any of these?
Benjie C1
Benjie S5
Idealist S1813
ONN X5
RUIZU X11
Or should I just grab an Xduoo X2?
>>55414972
only if you're a chink
Want to spend 3$ to pretend a squirrel is shitting in your drink? Chinks have got you covered.
http://www.gearbest.com/coffee-tea-tools/pp_298048.html
>>55415110
Forgot the image
>>55414830
Does this mean that I won't get anything better than the 1.2A that I'm currently getting with my aukey cable?
>>55415120
>>55415110
enjoy your cancer
>>55415110
I already ordered that a week ago from Ali
>>55415126
you too
>>55415123
Try using the cable it comes with or otherwise try the cable that came with your phone
How's my new redmi note 3 screen ?
>>55415176
That's actually quite nice, mind sharing that background?
can I get the inside scoop on the shark meme? Is it because the mascot for Mixzu or w/e is so aggressive for something as mundane as flash storage? Is that the joke?
>>55414984
Get an Xduoo X3
>>55415171
Holy shit thanks anon. Used the ~6" cable that came with the powerbank and get 1.7A when screen is off.
>>55415202
>>55415238
Guess the aukey cable was faulty then
>>55414972
>Are we allowed to sell stuff on here as well?
IDK pham, could be breaking global rule 11
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>>55415241
Many thanks!
>>55415222
They're just good cards with good speeds that have a rad design and they're cheap, what more could you want?
>>55415253
Ah it was a 7' cable so there was probably some amperage falloff. The original picture with .41A coming out of the charger used some samsung cable.
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_16444.html
alright, this looks pretty cool
>>55415309
Look sophisticated and buy whiskey rocks instead
>>55415309
dont do it. it will rarely come out of the mold looking that great
>>55415325
he didnt say he was using it for shitskey
>>55415285
Where would you recommend I purchase a shark chink card?
>>55415325
>buying stone fedoras
>>55415391
Gearbest has them the cheapest currently
>>55415374
You can use whiskey rocks in anything. Better than getting stinky chinky bpas in you ice cubes
>>55415392
>he likes is whiskey diluted and watery
>>55415309
get this instead
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-Drink-Enhancer-Shark-Edition/32649105674.html
Which mechanical keyboard to buy?
>>55415391
Aliexpress if you want the free gifts and $2 coupon but costs $3 or $4 more I think.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1683105
Is this really the official Xiaomi store, will stuff I buy here be genuine?
>>55414972
isn't the wiz korean though?
>>55415503
Sorry, no matches were found for your refined search.
>>55415503
"no"
>>55415537
Yeah, I suppose it is
It was discontinued a while ago I think
>>55415309
>>55415325
>>55415392
>>55415426
>>55415438
>putting anything in your whisky
Neck yourselves you disgraceful bastards.
>>55415600
>drinking tasteless alcohol for peer points
Might as well off yourself right now.
Best 5inch or below screen phone under $200?
>>55415635
>whisky
>tasteless
We're not talking about vodka, ivan.
>>55415719
thx
>>55413983
Dafen anon here.
The art arrived just now.
I will sort it out, grab a photo and report back shortly.
>>55415727
I'm on tenterhooks
>>55415600
>putting anything in your whisky
Not any of the anons in this thread, but what is wrong with adding a bit of water to whiskey, especially when it is a high abv spirit at 47% and above?
I enjoy my whiskey neat and would never add ice or lower the temperature of my whiskey by using these stones but adding a bit of water is actually the right thing to do in many instances.
>>55415846
This guy is correct in every way.
Anyone with the ruizu x02 here?
Just got mine, flashed the 1.7 agp firmware but FM radio doesn't seem to work
Not exactly csg but what are some cool apps for the Pebble Classic?
I've just got one
Thank you postal gods, despite it taking a month after arriving in Canada to reach my door, my xiaomi redmeme note 3 pro is finally at the postoffice for pickup.
Pro tip: if you get the pickup slip, you can enter the pickup notice tracking into canada post, which will give you the tracking number so you can correlate it to the tracking you get from china.
>>55416001
lucky you got it before the possible strike happens.
>>55415938
Trefoil is a nice novelty
>>55414801
b-b...bump...
>>55415238
The X3 is out of my price range. Almost 3x higher than the X2.
>>55413983
You're gonna need a bigger thread.
>>55416137
Honestly get a Ruizu X02 or Sansa Clip+ then
my xiaomi piston 3s broke today after 1 year of very careful use
bit disappointed
Any nice VR glasses with good FOV?
All I find has worse FOV than cardboard...
>>55416001
why do they not deliver to your door?
is canada a 3rd world country?
http://www.gearbest.com/other-pc-parts/pp_314394.html?wid=1#customer_review
this worth it? I've been eyeing this on newegg since a long time ago. thanks :3
>>55416447
It's probably USB2
how hard am i going to get chinked?
Should I just sell my LG G3 and buy a Xiaomi Meme 3 Pro? I bought my G3 from Ali and got pretty chinked. Screen was obviously a chink replacement and would easily get covered with finger marks, and battery would die at 30%. I bought replacements but in the end it ended up costing me almost as much as a new one.
I can sell the G3 probably for more than what the rn3p would end up costing me, so that's also a positive.
>>55416466
Not him but seriously? It's fucking Orico.
>>55416208
pics pics pics it's a imageboard for a reason
i wanna see the damage after 1 year use
>>55415846
If it's cask strength or too high, adding a drop of water is ok, but putting some metal stones or ice in there is a waste of whisky.
>>55416033
Yep I was seriously worried - there is no action until Thursday at the earliest.
I still don't know wtf is up with canada post, the package arrived on the 2nd of june so this is on them not aliexpress.
I wonder if Canada post is flagging packages shipping out of certain areas.
The only thing I hope is that i'm not hit with duty that's the whole reason I rolled the dice with canada post and didn't DHL.....
>>55416468
>non-toxic
>food grade
>from china
>>55416760
You're almost never gunna get hit with duties with CanPost from China, DHL on the other hand will fuck you much harder than someone inspecting your package and giving you a $10 duty plus $10 handling fee.
>>55416392
They do( sorta see below), I wasn't at home though and I live in a apt building so they leave a notice if I have to sign for it (thanks to pricks saying their shit never arrived when it did and wanting a refund now anything over $5 you have to sign for), or it's too big to fit in the mail box.
As far as not delivering to the door, Canada post has been trying to phase out home delivery and lots of areas have these community mail boxes - it's been a real big issue and the liberal government said they would restore it but now they backpedalling on that.
So yeah basically canada is a 3rd world country now, but even third world countries have home mail delivery - even if it's to a hut.
>>55416468
Don't try and put a killowatt through that thing....
I wouldn't even leave that shit in my wall unattended.
Stuff that can cause your house to burn down and or kill you should at the bare minim be bought from someone you can sue
>>55416892
Yeah i'm not too too worried but I think a phone is the most expensive thing I have bought from china. (other one was a tablet for $200 cnd)
>>55416849
yeah, don't worry, the only thing that's going to flow through that hose is brake fluid.
Guys... should I?
>>55417143
lol that's like when my company put us all on rolling layoff to reduce costs and gave us a copy of the state unemployment forms prefilled out with the "correct answers". Fuckin scumbags.
>>55416977
Honestly, the CBSA duty charges are way less than what you would pay with a courier. If you do get inspected, you'll probably get a $40 duty max.
>>55417143
Who did you email for that?
Got an Oukitel K10000 from Gearbest
It weighs 318 Grams, the specs said it was 320.
The android is close to stock but HAD an app that I was never going to use, whatsapp. After the OTA update to android 6 it's somehow gone though. I'm surprised by the lack of bloatware. Total available space was 12.16Gb out of the 16 advertised but I assume that's normal?
Also the package lacked a decent manual, so I had to lookup video tutorials on how to insert an SIM card and browsed forums to see what's the maximum capacity for SD cards.
Haven't charged it in a good while. Battery is as solid as I expected, and no rogue ups eating it up.
Onto Gearbest now, it took the fuckers 7 business days to send out my package, and after that I didn't get a tracking number for another 72 hours because the weekend was upcoming.
pic related, battery report
>>55417256
I didn't email them, they contacted me.
>>55417259
pics of the phone?
does it feel sturdy?
Guise, do I need to make a GearBest account, or can I just go straight to pay with PayPal?
And which do you recommend?
>>55417287
even if you go straight with paypal, they'll create an account for you anyway
>>55417283
The most sturdy phone I've had. Here's a video while I try to take some pics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq39ybJQrOs
They are very helpful
![Virtoba-X5-Elite-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xhskw2U.jpg "Virtoba-X5-Elite-1[1].jpg")
>>55416314
Responding to myself after some research, in case anyone is interested:
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Virtoba-X5-Elite-Immersive-3D-VR-Virtual-Reality-Headset-IPD-Focus-Adjustable-120FOV-Movie-Video-Game-Headset-for-4-6-Inches-Smartphones-365356.html
Virtoba X5 Elite (there's a version with "decent" headphones as well) in geekbuying for 15 bucks with this code: QYFBJGYS
>>55414846
I do, but i'm using the xiaomi.eu rom instead. Only thing I don't like about it is that the aggressive as fuck Sim Standby. Drops 4G at random and never bounces between EDGE, UMTS, and HSPA until I turn off Wifi again.
>>55417385
*always, not never
>>55417283
Phone is thick
>>55417143
have the chinese never heard of subtlety?
like holy shit what a corrupt culture
>>55417211
I paid a hefty amount on a $1000 ebay laptop but i'm pretty sure the dick put down the full value.
Courier charges are fucking ridiculous. I paid $30 on a $40 keyboard (it was one of those thinkpad usb keyboards - for a tablet) on top of shipping. To make things worse when the keyboard came that thing on the back to prop it up was broken and the seller was like "hur hur hur we said it was 'as is' "
The Chinese never pull this bs. North american sellers are the worst.
Fedex is the only courier I like.
> 1pm, package hasn't arrived but it's supposed to arrive before 5pm but I have to leave at 2pm. Call Fedex up and ask if they can possibly deliver earlier, lady says she will not put me on hold but _call me back_ because my time is valuable. She calls back 5 minutes later and says no promises but the driver will try and come by earlier. 20 minutes later the fedex guy is there.
> missed a fedex package, pickup location is kinda far - i'll get around to picking it up, it was just a $5 thing from TI. Few days go by, fedex calls me up and asks if I'm at home and would like them to try and deliver it again.
I understand fedex fucking sucks in USA, but they are great in Canada.
>>55417283
But has good balance
On a side note: Normies keep telling me that it looks like a transformer. They kinda start to like it when I tell them about the battery though.
>>55417143
They'll give you 5$ in store credit, which IIRC can't be more than a certain % of your order. Not worth it anon.
>>55417458
my fedex guy (new york) routinely says that he tried to deliver but I wasn't at home, and then they "try again" in a day or two
they basically just get to add 2 days to all delivery times by lying
>>55417259
>Total available space was 12.16Gb out of the 16 advertised but I assume that's normal?
Yes, that is normal.
>>55417483
If some day I completely lose my mind and give up on Windows Phone that is the phone I will get.
>>55417483
Most great chinese feng-shui!
Most pleasant!
>>55417501
Thanks anon.
Do chink computer chairs exist? Aeron knockoff and shit?
Remember to log in to your aliexpress app and get todays free coins!
>>55417568
thanks Jack Ma
>>55417568
How do people get thousands of coins? I get 1,3,5,8, etc until it resets to 1 a day
First person to combine 3D VR Waifus and Chink Shit wins. I hope you are reading this Jack Ma.
>>55417606
promos where if you get coins for 3 days straight or similar you get an extra 50 or 100. They could also have gambled them.
>>55417568
what do the coins do?
>>55413983
Dafen anon update part deux.
Firstly, the international zionist jews who run DHL still fucked me out of $20 at the door. "Henry" from Dafen village was a bro and put down $19.00 for the value of the package. That didn't stop DHL fisting my asshole for another $20. Fuck DHL.
To be fair, Henry only gave me two choices DHL or Fedex. The coffers of both companies overflow with the jew gold.
Back to the art.
I have unpacked the painting and laid it out on a table. Its going to need a couple of days to flatten out /relax before I attempt to frame it.
It is an actual painting. Looks like watercoloured was used first, then oil was painted on top. But I am not an art expert.
I am happy with the transaction. Minus the double dipping by DHL.
5 stars on transaction
5 stars on communication
5 stars on shipping / packaging
1 star for DHL as a company
Total cost:
From Henry's email:
"so the total amount of this oil painting in 30x40" inches is USD 139 + diy stretch bar USD 10 + DHL courier charge USD 45 = USD 194, kindly please note."
PLUS $20 Beavers as a extra fuckening at the door.
source material: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-six_Views_of_Mount_Fuji_(Hiroshige)#/media/File:20_-_The_Entrance_Gate_at_Enoshima.jpg
12 days to paint from commissioning
4 days to arrive to America's Hat
I will make a final update once I frame it in a couple of days and get it hanging on the wall.
I will accept questions from the gallery
>>55417719
For those interested, here is a close up the edge/material
>>55417505
UPS does that here in Canada.
I have frequently got a email at 10pm the night before i was supposed to get the item saying my address is invalid (wut? it's saved, no one else has a problem and half the time you guys don't have a problem?) Call them up - wait they are closed at 10. Can't fix this. Call them the next day "sorry we will deliver it the following day because reasons"
Their customer service at UPS is fucking horrible too, you end up on super long phone queues, confusing menues, rude employees.
For GearBest;
>use credit card through PayPal?
>or use actual existing PayPal balance?
Which insulates me more from getting CHINKED?
>>55416493
Redmeme note 3 pro is a joy of a phone to put it honestly
>>55417718
you can trade them for coupons
$1 coupon can be used on any purchase of $1.01 or more, $2 coupon on any purchase of $2.01 or more, etc
it's free money
>>55417744
Why? I mean I know the wiki says not to but if it's just plastic or whatever. If you're really worried put a condom on it.
Dildos are one of those things that are grossly over priced and make much more sense to get from china
>>55417806
using paypal balance probably means you'll get easier refunds
>>55417806
there is no difference, that literally is the point of paypal
>>55417719
it looks just like it has been printed from a photoshop file
>>55417806
>Which insulates me more from getting CHINKED?
Reviews, common sense, anons tales here.
>use credit card through PayPal?
>or use actual existing PayPal balance?
I used card and card through GayPal, no problem. GayPal will get your money back in case of proven major chinkage.
>>55417568
Install virtualbox and get
http://www.android-x86.org
You can thank me later.
>>55417719
What's the canvas quality like? I'm guessing it's probably really thin. And do they have a complexity limit? Or do they just charge more if the original image is complex?
>>55417814
Is the app loaded with ads?
>>55417906
it has links to stores and products but not really ads
it's like the homepage on newegg or amazon
>>55417817
not just whatever, your rectum is very sensitive
and all lot of those cheap (chink or not actually doesn't matter) toys are made of plastics you wouldn't even make eating utensils with
and some are downright toxic (like any jelly crap)
Had a little idea grom my Ali experiences.
Every now and then I order off of seller with little reputation, namely for counterfeit sportswear and stuff like that. On a few of my orders when I have confirmed the order arrived, it will stay on 'Fund Processing' indefinitely, the sellers store is gone and thats it.
So for starters make sure you check the store you buy from is still in business when you go to confirm and go straight to dispute. We could also target shops that we view as likely to disappear for easy free shit
>>55413983
>>Discord channel
Real thread when
>>55417880
Your guess is correct. It is not thick.
There didn't seem to be a limit to what I could request. I am considering going another round with Henry with the attached.
"Henry, can you take Hitler out and paint me instead?"
There doesn't seem to be a fixed price. I am assuming everything is negotiable. I accepted the current pricing model to establish a baseline. Future images will be priced based on this experience.
I share the info here in case anon wants to negotiate with Henry. You now have a data point to work from.
>>55417853
There are a bunch of run offs / inconsistencies that indicate it was not machine made. Or, maybe, Henry has gone out of his way to develop software that mimics human work.
>>55417143
they offered me 300 points, it's been a week and still don't deliver, after 10 messages going in and out i confirm gearbest has SHIT support, they mostly talk with copypastes even in live chat. sigh
>>55417961
So if a store disappears you aren't charged?
>>55418044
Well the fund never gets fully processed and if you dispute and simply say 'My shit didnt turn up, look the store is gone with my money waghhhhh', who is going to dispute your claims and prove you got your stuff?
The store is gone, nada, zilch
Has anyone bought a decent soldering iron cheap?
>>55417826
>>55417834
>>55417861
Thanks for the input lads, I went with my PayPal balance. In case the stinky chinky does try to fleece me, this will make the money back process simpler (only entity involved (PayPal), instead of two (PayPal and Mastercard)).
Item in question is the Xiaomi Mi Band (1)
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-wristband/pp_259237.html
To use for smart unlock on my Moto X while outside. I think I'll keep it hidden around my ankle lel. I don't need the new version's advanced features like heart rate monitor or GPS because my daily cardio is on a stationary bike indoors, and it already has heart rate sensors built in to the handles. So this should be a bretty comfy purchase.
>>55417924
>some are downright toxic (like any jelly crap)
What's this jelly stuff?
>>55418111
plastic softened with phthalates
>>55418111
note that even things claiming to be silicone will often still be toxic, and they certainly won't be pure silicone at chink prices
requesting cheapest lockpick training set
any ideas?
>>55418213
Putting condoms on them is okay though?
I mean that's what I would do anyways to make cleanup easier.
>>55418287
Ordered that when it was 4$. Waiting for it.
http://www.gearbest.com/lock-picks-and-tools/pp_309654.html
>>55418381
Yup, that makes it safe. I would still recommend avoiding jelly though because I find it pretty gross desu
I'm horny.
>>55418009
>"Henry, can you take Hitler out and paint me instead?"
I'd be interested to see if they can do this
and if they can, how good the result is
because there's a big difference between copying a painting and painting something new from a reference
so, finally got a 64gb monkey/shark/whatever, same shit.
What speeds should i be expecting?
Currently writing at 24MB/s while running h2testw
>>55418009
Where are you getting these painted? I might get one for myself.
>>55418525
I've edited photos like that before. It's not super hard once you have editing software and a good photo of the replacement.
>>55418093
yeah, pic related
http://www.ebay.com/itm/121735275329
hasn't arrived yet but I have high hopes
>>55418561
https://www.dafenvillageonline.com/
>>55418525
I will update the general if I take it that far
>>55418561
>I've edited photos like that before. It's not super hard
what? you can't just boot up photoshop and instantly become an artist
What other quadcopters do these batteries work on http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopter-parts/pp_282819.html Don't wanna buy another H22 considering mine was defective, got full refund and didn't have to send it back tho.
>>55418583
>dafenvillageonline.com
Are those guys working as intermediaries? If that's the case, there must be a markup, right?
Just got my zsun today but can't flash openwrt in it. I've been trying with the update firmware method but it give me state -1. Can any anon lend a hand with it. I just want to have fun with the piece of shit
>>55418570
i have the Yihua 853DA
It's nice, power supply is a little off ~.1V
The power supply also has a short between the negative and the switch between supply power and display voltage, unsure what the problem is there but i'll work it out, for now it's a way to get 35V supply.
hot air gun is nice as well, it uses a magnet to turn off the air gun when it's back in the holster.
the air gun also cools itself down to 100c before turning off the fan.
The tips are also a little loose on the element, a thin piece of copper wrapped around the element fixes that.
I would recommend taking off the casing and making sure there isn't any shorts before you plug it into mains, it's ezpz and could prevent you from catching the voltages in your hand.
>>55418570
I don't have the thing in the picture, but it's the same idea - a hotair rework and soldering station.
My advice is that unless you're using both at the same time on a regular basis just get them separate. That one looks like it has the same issue as mine, you can't remove the hotair rework.
Basically the thing is huge and a pain in the ass. The hot air rework gets used so infrequently (it's useful when you need it though) that it just doesn't justify the massive amount of space the whole unit takes. Since you can't remove the hot air rework that end is always dangling. My iron came with solder fume remover which is nice but added a ton of bulk to the cable and I eventually removed it.
I thought I was being clever and saving some money getting the all in one, and I did - it was like $50 cheaper than getting two things of similar quality, but I regret it.
Mine has a metal handle on the top which you can't remove - and it makes stacking shit ontop of it impossible whatmoronthoughtofthis.jpg
So I dunno ask yourself if the hot air is worth it, or if you should just pay a bit more to get two separate units.
Just my thoughts after owning one for a couple years - it's great at both jobs, no complaints there.
>>55418771
Scratch that, 853D
>>55418607
Would also like to know, want more drones.
Is Gearbest out of Teclast X80 Power gold? I ordered mine 6 days ago and it's still processing
>>55418771
>I would recommend taking off the casing and making sure there isn't any shorts before you plug it into mains
that sounds... scary
>>55419038
Chinkd
>>55418389
Ordered it now with some goodboy points, thanks broseph!
>>55419052
Nah dude, couple of phillips head screws and you're in, also if your unit doesn't sit flat, put it on a nice flat surface and loosen off the screws, push down on the top a bit and re-tighten.
Are there any sign up bonuses for gearbest? Thinking of getting a 64g shark.
>>55419038
Many anon have the exact same problem so yes, it seems to be out of stock since about 25/06.
>>55419145
It's the Gearbest Points, there are several ways to get them.
Signing up, posting reviews (huge bonuses for pics and vids), signing for the newsletter, having a profile picture ...
the coupon FBGBES should give you 8% on your whole order.
>>55419263
Thanks, but nothing straight away right? To reduce the first purchase (shark) even further.
>>55419210
Why did they take my money if it wasn't in stock?
>>55414801
on demand as of a few weeks ago. i'm only interested in it if i can use an app to take constant readings over a period of time e.g. playing video games
>>55419263
Except that the 8% discount resets the already "discounted" items (whose price was already doubled so it seems like a "flash" sale) to their original value
>>55419319
ch ch ch ch chink'd
>>55419319
Don't worry anon, they'l eventually send it out.
Anyone ever bought a CPU from Ali? I think I'm gonna buy a FX 6300 for a cheap media server. Probably a chink ssd too.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/chink-cpu/32479281901.html
I wanted to buy one of the dirt cheap xeon cpus, but it almost impossible to get old motherboards with more than 4 sata ports if you're outside the US.
>>55417719
looking at the medium sized chick isn't it 10000% obvious this isn't a "print"?
>>55418009
y'all se n p a i s need to watch sopranos, pic related
>>55419400
https://www.amazon.com/AMD-FX-6300-FD6300WMW6KHK-Thermal-Bundle/dp/B016Z7NZPS
>>55419319
First time you deal with the rice eaters ?
>>55419282
you get some points for signing up (worth less than 50cents if I remember well)
>>55419332
Yeah, coupons cancel some discounts like flash sales, not all of them though.
>>55419400
Why would you need more than 4 sata ports on a mobo when you can add more sata interfaces?
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16815124152
>>55418110
fucking lazy brit, get outside and enjoy breathing in the air tainted with the smell of curry and battered mars bars
also, gearbest won't shill you. also, paypal balance or from credit card it doesn't matter for refunds. the money will always be returned as paypal balance. so CC->PP->GB and refund is GB->PP balance
I broke my Nexus 7 2013 recently. Would the Chuwi Hi8 be a decent replacement or should I just get another Nexus 7?
http://brands.aliexpress.com
>phones still not on sale for some reason
This seller's a fraud or is there some weird reason for this?
>>55419364
any recommended chink keyboards and mice?
how about 120mm case fans?
>>55419487
at least there are some great coupons
>>55419452
I'll probably have to pay customs if I buy thru amazon, while chinks declaring everything cheap as fuck make it so I just have to pick it up at the postal office.
>>55419463
I considered that too but I have no idea if it actually works as good as a regular sata port. I made some lazy quick google search and I didn't felt like checking if old mobos had PCIe 2.0 or if they were 1.0.
>>55419545
>>55419558
those processors are so expensive you might as well buy an fx 8 core on sale for $80
Yo uh guys, anyone have any idea on how to make Zircons last longer? I've seen a couple of people complaining that the headphone end stops working, should I wrap it in tape so it doesn't move around?
>>55419484
I'm waiting for a new Xiaomi tablet so I can upgrade my Nexus 7 2012
I'd imagine the batteries on most Nexus 7s are raped after so many years use so I wouldn't bother buying another one
I also wouldn't recommend getting any of the currenty Chuwi or Teclast tablets as they all seem to have some fatal flaw - too hot / slow storage / bad battery life etc.
>>55419484
Get a lg g pad 8.3
>>55419487
da fuq, redmeme for $135!?!?
>>55415846
A lot of the master distillers will tell you exactly what this anon said. Adding a little bit of water to whiskey can open it up and make a better drink.
>>55419655
ah it's the 2gb one, failblog
>>55419655
dont make me cry
>>55418557
Looks like you're getting 2.0 speeds, test it again on 3.0
I know this is probably more /fa/ related but is it a bad idea to buy clothes from aliexpress. I am really cheap but at the same time I don't want my clothes to fall apart.
>pic somewhat related
>>55419774
>is it a bad idea to buy clothes from aliexpress.
yes, never ask again
>>55419774
talk to /fa/ and fashionreps on le leddit.
>>55419774
If pic related, I'd be too afraid to get trekking shoes from Aliexpress. It's a niche thing and the markups are probably crazy but still, imagine having them actually fall apart while you're on a mountain.
>>55419832
I just wanted a decent hoodie or something. Thanks anyway.
>>55419857
Will do.
>>55419895
Yeah that's my biggest concern, that's why I won't buy any gear from aliexpress. It is something that I did consider in the past.
>>55419895
this. my mate who does a lot of hiking said the best investment he ever made was on like a £300 pair of hiking boots. he literally tried dozens of pairs in the store and he says the most expensive ones were worth it
he is a tight motherfucker and doesn't like spending money on anything, especially clothes, but he said not being a jew for hiking boots really paid off.
so maybe don't go /chinkshit/ on that and just get some kawaii socks
Does this mean my chink shit is coming to my country from the Czech Republic or coming to the Czech Republic from China?
>>55419911
>I just wanted a decent hoodie or something. Thanks anyway.
just hit up uniqlo or h&m or something boss
>>55419951
Okay, thanks.
>>55419939
I have the same question
Should I?
http://s.aliexpress.com/zQBNZN77
The chink cardboard came in. It works great! You guys were right about PostNL being fast. Made the order on Jun. 19 and I found it in the mailbox today.
>>55417561
The gas springs in chink computer chairs tend to eventually blow up and cause you literal butthurt
>>55417143
Yes, that shit gets you 300 points per site
>>55418020
300 points for each site, so 900 points.
>>55420094
i've tried multiple times but every rep tells me no such offer existed. i even did the norton one and told them i said it and they said thanks but no goodboy points for you, goy
anyone know how to get them to let me earn those ez points?
>>55419939
Please respond
>>55420137
Holy shit get a job kid
>>55420191
>tfw you're on a career break from your job and you get to chill in another country for a year doing nothing but playing vidya and relaxing and shilling GB
okay_senpai.jpeg
>>55414984
I have a ruizu x02 and it's pretty good.
>>55420226
>falling for the bait
>being apologetic
Bought this case for the redmi 3:
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32616773589.html
It's well made but has no grip whatsoever. A shame really since the case is low key and protective too.
>>55419484
get mipad 1 or 2 depending on whether you need an sd card slot. They have the best build quality of the chinese tablets and the screen is fully laminated.
>>55420294
s-s-sorry
>>55415600
>>putting anything in your whisky
>Neck yourselves you disgraceful bastards.
The rocks don't "put" anything in the whiskey, They just cool it down.
For all the working men, fill your commute with the sweet sounds of chink shit discussion and aural shitposting.
http://www.soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio/episode-two
>>55420468
Shill your cancer elsewhere.
>>55420468
How are those things locked together
>>55420499
rust
>>55420493
No
>>55420468
keep that shit in the discord faggot
>>55420556
No
any yo yo recommendations?
>>55416905
Go live in a condo . concierges will accept packages even some apartments have concierges. Believe me I'm one
>>55419774
>is it a bad idea to buy clothes from aliexpress
You can buy T-Shirts, socks, underwear etc. Just don't buy "fashionable" clothes
>>55419446
Is that daddy Tony?
>>55419971
Shameless bump
>>55418009
You should get a larger portrait of Hitler for them to photoshop and paint.
When will that Teclast X80 Power be back in stock?
>>55420829
next year
>>55420767
What you cant read the feedback section. Its looks good if you take care of it, and it breaks easy.
got my cree flashlights from gearbest. dunno if i got chink'd or not, for $1 or wahtever they were they are okay.
when you zoom in on both of them you can literally see the circuit board and led outline
>>55419762
i got 90MB/s read, so I'm not sure, i am using it with a 3.0 chink card reader.
do you know of any android sdcard benchmark?
Am I begging to get chinked?
http://m.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_357339.html
>>55420873
Yes you are, dumb mobileposter
Here's a link for us non-retards
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_357339.html
>>55417561
>chink chairs
http://business.asiaone.com/news/woman-badly-injured-exploding-computer-chair
>order stuff from Gearbest
>5 minutes later get the urge to place an another order
>order more stuff
I-Is this how chinkitis starts?
>>55420468
I think that this is cool anon, don't listen to the trolls.
>>55420900
What?
I was asking for an android sd benchmark because that's a different device and i could see if speeds differ, fuckboi.
>>55420919
>>55420900 was meant for >>55420893 im assuming
>>55420919
He was referring to me.
>>55420931
Yes
