Sup /g/, im working in PC service, stacionary, in crowded area, i make some photos of PC's that came by, not all of them but some of them, ask anythink you wana, some ppl are extreamly dump, sometimes i wonder how ther renember to breath...
Here's "broken" GTX 970
GPU was fime, motherboard was problem. PC was reseting , crashink at full hd only.
Get new bios and all get fine.
>>55413812
>>55413843
only i7-4790
>>55413859
I honestly would love a job like that
>>55413890
No, you dont.
TRANSLATION:
Turning on notebook.
Literaly, i get 10€ for turning on noteboot on customers eyes. i didnt wanted money for just presing a power button, but if you wana pay...
>>55413926
Here's best of last month:
TRANSLATION: Configurating Internet explorer (yes, srs).
Turnet that mighty browser, set homepane, remover bing bar. get 5€........
TRANS: name on PC: black coolermaster / without cables
Symptons: smoke from back, cleaning from dust, front USB?
Well, changed AC becouse he killed that one, cleaning from dust & similar. 50€
remove poles
>>55413812
We even get macs here.
We had to change HDD becouse that one was demaged badly, 5% of bads.
>>55414098
Evrycountry have dump people. other people repair computers themselfs, like we all on G, i canst say sorry for this ppl from my country, even I wana kill them....
GPU in customers PC that said "my windows 10 is slow after upgrade from windows 7"
Bump for more family
Ogarnij angola ziomus
>>55413843
>komputronik
One of the most overhyped shops in Pooland.
>>55414162
yes sir.
>>55414189
Sorry mordeczko.
>>55414191
u will like part with gtx 1080 later...
This is save as fuck power supply unit.
From customers PC ofc...
>>55414162
"My notebook is working slow, can you boost it up?"
43 viruses, 3 shit bars in chrome, some crap in start up, and as you can see, that berson cant save favourites links in browser.......
>>55414316
We even make overpriced as hell computers for customers. Sometimes im sad for this what i'm doing. But, item is worth that much how much someone will to pay for it. He can go to other shop ofc.
FX-6300, 790A-G43, 8GB ddr3 1866, VS550, R9380, seagate 1TB, ssd adata 120gb...
~1000€? (4200 PLN)
>>55413812
Here's Alenware with broken SSD drive, it was so freaking slow..... but as i renember that is common problem in them.
>>55414435
>>55414376
shame on you.
>>55414451
I know, even i buy parts for my own PC in other shop....
Here's taht alenware SSD speed test
this is great mate, keep it going
>>55413812
You type like you're literally retarded, why is that?
Sometimes you can find realy old stuff.
>>55413812
You have any idea how Pajeet you sound?
>>55414495
I just type fast, making stupid mistakes. Also i didnt had english in shool, had to learn russian... in taht times.
I dont have good memories frm that time.
>>55414544
how old are u?
Keep going OP
Im actually quite interested
Also, my boss is making 360' videos, here's PC for renders that he have on backs of shop.
>>55413812
I sometimes wonder how Americans can be so mind-bogglingly stupid not to know the difference between 'breathe' and 'breath'. Could you help me out on that one, OP?
>>55414566
old enaugh to have a family with kid.
Here's CPUs, sorry i dont renember what gpu that have....
2x E5645 and 128GB of ram. its old machine...
>>55414587
like fries from UK and USA...
Dont worry, here's good power unit for you. (broken ofc)
I just can't speak well in english, and write like a drunken goat, but i understand all what i read.
Still there are so dump ppl, like one that asked.. "dou you sell Wi-Fi cables?" that realy happend.
Now, geting intresting.
One day came client with nice order, make him a computer for 28 000 PLN (~7000€)
I didnt make the offer, my job friend did, but i had to make that PC...
>>55414748
So we put some CPU in it that sounds good.
>>55414764
2 SSD drives in raid, i dont know why in raid, but if customer said so, we made it.
one single HDD, seagate 8TB.. fust for data
nice blog
>>55414775
Order came in 2 parts, so we had to wait until next day for rest,
Donst ask why this cooler...
>>55414789
In that kind of money, we didnt had any GPU to chose from, so we took GTX 1080.
But only one.
>>55414809
And worst motherboard i even had in my hands, had so many problems with it. First bios was so crappy that it didn't recognized CPU, had to upgrade bios, then this stupid plastic was outside border of motherboard so i had problems with fiting it in. but i made it. Without hammer
>>55414855
Never buy PC in shop, build it yourself. They gona fuck you on prices as hell.
"my PC is loud, and working slow after some time..." gues why.
>>55414911
>>55414926
>>55414911
>>55414926
>>55414949
>just_LGA_things.jpg
Sometimes i have to work against my will.
>>55414998
lol
Case is too small for GPU? give me a hammer Ivan. (PC with "broken" cooler, after change)
>>55414998
what the fuck?
>>55414998
i feel bad for you op
>>55414998
oh god...
>>55414998
>please kill me
I droped my iphone on in, can you fix it?
What iphone weight 10 kilo?
>>55414689
>that image
>>55415043
quality_polish_handywork.jpg
>>55414998
>sometimes i have to work against my will.
Please let this phrase become a new /g/ meme
Read it, that guy is a genius.
TRANSLATION: Refuse of service.
Procesor HDZ965FBGMBOX Sn. 9A32584C21228 came from official channel of AMD sales, and there's no saing about fake AMD Product.
Processor have been re-ducked (prefabricated) by client, cutting off top (IHS) of CPU and glue it to old AMD Athlon 3000+ processor on socket 939, visible sins of prefabricating.
In short, guy cut off top of FX-8xxx and glue it to old Athlon. Sold it on internet.
>>55415192
I could build up a whole business from that...
Please continue lengyel testver
Getting hungry? check cold gang-bang-hot-dog. Good when you have 15minutes of break.
>>55415236
how do you eat that?
>>55415169
please keep it going mate, this is brillant
Or other PC that i made for customer.
>>55415268
are you working for a small business or is it a large company?
>>55415268
intel i5something and a GTX 750ti?
>>55415248
With my mounth.
>>55415258
Love ya.
But i think there's somethink that need cleaning.
>>55415287
small single shop, that exist for 20 years. Primary its PC service, shop is on 2nd place.
>>55415289
Yep.
>>55415303
No problem with cooling...
>>55415303
>>55415352
Jesus, I'm on the verge of an asthma attack just from looking at the pictures. Hope you have a fresh air system and mask for dealing with that shit.
>>55415380
Compresor, gloves, and we do it outside, noone want that smoke bomb inside.
Still someone have problems with bad sectors?
>>55415404
I wouldn't have touched it outside without being hooked up to a fresh air system.
>work in PC service
>man comes in with P4 small form factor compaq
>wants graphic card update
>it's 2016
>AGP slot
>guy try tell me its not that old
>tells me he bought it for 200
>i tell him its not worth anything and we dont have any AGP cards in stock and we never will
>he ask us to order it in
>tell him we cannot order in stuff our supplier does not stock
>tell him he can buy agp card and bring it in for us to install if he like
>1 week later he come back with some ati card
>asks us to install it
>tell him it will be $35
>he say that bullshit and that the card was only $15
>tell him $35 for install
>HD 4650
>install it
>he comes back next day
>tells us it's fuckin slow
>asks us how to speed it up
>tell him its a piece of shit and not worth anything and not worth it weight in poo
>he gets offended
>grabs his computer and storms out
>1 week later hes in with his mother
>she buy him our custom built gaming machine
>gtx 970 i5 6500 8gb 2133mhz ram and 1tb seagate hard drive
>he asks if he can trade in his old pc for store credit
>tell him he can pay us $12 to take it
>his mom is now the giggles
>everyne have nice evening
I hope he is the ok now
>>55415303
>>55415352
how often do you get systems like these?
>>55415352
lovely stuff. any coworkers?
>>55415440
>GTX 970
>1TB seagate
>2133mhz RAM
lost.
>>55414775
>i dont know why in raid
Twice speed of the normal. At least that's how it works with HDDs - drives split the files, then retrive it twice as fast, since both are working with RAM at the same time.
>>55415440
I know that feeling.
>>55415441
Once per day or two...
>>55415442
We are in 3 there, i primary do desktop PC, reparing them (hardware, software), one friend primary do notebooks, same thinks like me. 2nd one goes to offices, shools that have agreement with us.
When there's much to do all of us do all, but when there's not much to do we just gigle all day from stupid ass customers.
>>55415440
>his mom is now the giggles
topkek
people like you should post to /g/ more often.
I really appreciate your thread OP :)
>>55415490
Don't try to teach the polsky what RAID is when you obviously don't know what the R stands for.
>>55415561
Oh thanks, can do it evry month. Just need time to make photos.
"My disk in not working."
Bring it like this, opened, with only one part of case... PC see it as... 1,2GB drive
>>55414502
holy shit I actually have a copy of that
ebin thread desu
Renember when i said that my boss is making 360' videos?
Here's samsung 360 camera, and some random go-pro hero 4 black , we have 10 of them lieing around all the time.
>>55415674
someone screencap this, this is so fucking hillarious
>>55414689
This thread is fucking gold.
>>55415563
>doesn't know how RAID 0 works
>>55415726
I know how it works, i just didnt seen the point of it, one sec more or less in minecraft chunk loading dont save a day.
Ever seen mobile 27" apple?
Its screewed to it, permanently.
>>55414855
>without hammer
>>55415752
Why?
>>55415790
Becouse notebooks are too mainstream.
"My PC is still slow, can i add more RAM to it?"
>32bit
Instaling new HDD and instaling windows? no problem... Oh, w8...
>>55415882
let me try:
65TYY-G6WW0-DBFX5-FJAPX-MAXVV
reply if it worked.
Well, that all photos i have, i didnt took them of all PC/notebooks that i repaired that month, there's much more to show. If you got any questions, shoot them.
Will make same thread next month, same day, same hour.
>>55414376
I want your job anon. Espcielly where I live righ tnow. around a ton of old rich people. they have no clue. but i also had an in law laugh at me for using a htinkpad because it looked old.
got niece a newer computer that looked newer but the specs weren't even half as good. they think it;s the ultimate machine.majority just do not know esp old folks
>>55415726
I'll tell you what RAID 0 isn't: it's not a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks because it's not redundant.
also
>implying RAID 0 is the only RAID configuration that has striping
not sure why this thread wasn't more popular. see you next month my friend, take care and au revoir!
>>55414474
>Samsung NVMe PM951
Those zeros look right to me t b h
>>55415490
Fun thing:
You can raid PCIE SSDs for hilarious full-retard speeds.
>>55415954
85T77-G6W?Q-DBFX?-FJAPX-M?XVV
I loved every second of this
>>55413812
Sometimes I'm jealous of PC techs. I mean, I love networking, but the stress can run really high and I miss those comparably low stress days of repairing PCs
Thanks OP great thread.
