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Describe your computer as if it were a person
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Describe your computer as if it were a person

>Motherboard
The body – A smaller or cheapo motherboard doesn’t have very much potential while a bigger and more expensive motherboard would have a rather athletic build and has lots of potential

>CPU
The intelligence – A very weak CPU is as intelligent as a retard who goes outside into the backyard and eats dirt with a spoon. A very powerful CPU is very intelligent, powerful server grade CPUs are geniuses.

>Graphics Card
The strength – A weak GPU is a limp wristed chicken neck beta who can’t even dream to do any real labor or even the slightest of demanding tasks. A strong GPU is very physically fit and can do very laborious tasks with little stress.

>RAM
Short term memory – A computer with a low amount of RAM is a person who can barely remember what someone told them less than a minute ago but a computer with a large amount of RAM is someone who is a very quick learner and also someone who can remember and recite word for word what someone just told them minutes ago with little to no mental effort.

>Hard Drive
Long term memory -A computer without much storage is a person who can’t remember anything that happened a few hours ago while a computer with a large amount of storage can easily recall tiny things from decades ago with no effort.

>Case
The appearance – A computer with an ugly case is well… very ugly and unattractive. A computer with a unique and very good looking case is very good looking and gets lots of attention.

>Cleanliness
Healthiness - A very dirty and dusty PC from the inside and out isn’t healthy and gets sick very often. A clean and well kept PC is very healthy and is always at its max performance and potential
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>autism: the post
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laptop: forcefully retarded
server: has no body and his mind serves the purposes he didn't want
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>>55370378
>gentoo
True euphoria.
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>>55370378
A very weak CPU is a retarded savant
A very powerful CPU is an amazing savant
But still a savant

This applies to all current consumer hardware

its a fucking math machine
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>>55370378
You don't know too much about computers, do you?
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>>55370378
piece of shit. should just kill it.
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>case
a dumb nigger
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Cpu: slow child
Motherboard: man in his 50s
Ram: alzheimer disease
Hard drive: 3 year old
Gpu: 15 year old with myopia and astigmatism
Psu: kid in wheelchair
Case: scrawny white kid
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