Sperm valves are technology, right?
>>55342171
'muh dik'
>>55342171
I would totally go for this
on the plus side you will get your balls felt up at every airport checkpoint
then isis hacks it to force it to turn off
If this turns out to be functional and not harmful I would get it without hesitation.
Hope it's made of plastic though because I get at least one MRI or PET scan a year and having switches torn out of my balls would be extremely painful.
>>55342223
almost thought you mistakenly said down side
OK, that sounds like an interesting idea, in some ways, but 1.8cm?
No fucking way! Even if I where interested in planting some stuff in my scrotum, certainly not something that large.
Say goodby to any sport, especially biking and such.
>>55342258
>falling for the sports meme
>>55342294
>Falling for the being a sedative fat fuck that will only ever need to hold back his sperm because it helps to keep the keyboard clean meme
>>55342365
>not using a thinkpad keyboard with cum draining ports
>>55342365
>falling from playing sports
>>55342231
How to hack physical switch pls?
>>55342417
Joke's on you, I have a thinkpad. (or actually, I have three…). They must be procreating somewhere. Gotta neuter my thinkpads first.
Isn't the pleasure of ejaculation caused by the semen passing through the dick? Something like this would cause major blue balls.
>>55342700
>being at least 18 years of age
>not knowing that sperm comprise a tiny portion of semen
This is literally rape. You are taking the choice of whether to have a child or not away from the woman.
>>55342700
The pleasure of ejaculation is distinct from the pleasure of orgasm. Ex. pee shivers
If you're wearing one of these, you're gonna be having real-life sex with a meat girl, so the ego trip will be enough.
This seems like a lot of effort for not much worth
If you don't trust your gf to be on birth control then you shouldn't date her at all, and for the amount of one night stands the average /g/entooman gets I'd guess a regular pack of condoms is enough
>>55342733
Are you saying this would work by blocking sperm but not semen?
>>55343075
that's exactly what this does
What's the point of having an orgasm if you're not going to shoot out cum? I don't want to cum inside my own balls, that's gay as fuck
>>55342757
>pee shivers
How do I experience this?
>>55342365
>Sports is the only way to keep fit
Typical sportsfag logic
>tfw your wife's bull keeps your pee-pee switch in the "off" position indefinitely
>>55343157
>>55343109
kill yourself
>>55342171
>there have been many attempts to shift the burden of birth control burden onto men
Not only does this sentence make no sense grammatically, it also makes no sense rationally.
Men compete for women. Women select their men. That's now nature works, in virtually every mammalian species.
It's women who need birth control, not men.
>>55342744
Lol good joke, upvoted xD
>>55342171
>Flick of a switch inside the ballsack
I'm cumin, I'm not cumin, I'm cumin, cucumber.
>>55342171
>divert the flow of sperm back to the main's testicles
I'm no doctor but that doesn't seem healthy. Can you at least turn it on and off on a whim, or does it require a complicated procedure?
If you can't turn it on and off on a whim, you wouldn't be able to ejaculate for your testicular safety at all..
More importantly,
>facebook twitter pinterest google+ email something share buttons
whoever made this image desperately needs to install ublock
>>55342171
Call me when they have something that doesn't involve cutting my balls open
>>55342492
>physical
HAHAHHAHA
if you think they won't implement WLAN support with automatic twitter and facebook status updates every time you attempt to ejaculate, you don't know the modern world well enough
Fucking retards, you'll still ejaculate, it just won't contain spermatozoa. Semen isn't even formed in your balls(that amount wouldn't fit there), but in the prostate.
>forcing your sperm to just stay in the balls
sounds very healthy senpai
>>55343223
In modern world? Men need birth control just so they can be sure no woman is going to pull "lol I wasn't on the pill after all, enjoy paying me $500 per month for the next 18 years"
>>55342757
>pee shivers
Can you elaborate on pee shivers? This is a topic I'm interested in.
>>55343223
Bad goyim, the woman is responsible for nothing because they are equal!
>turn your cum switch to off
>bust all over the place for weeks without making a mess
>sitting at work
>accidentally hit your ballsack cum switch to on position
>weeks old cum reservoir lets loose and bukkakes the inside of your pants
>>55343268
>2025
>4chan's porn boards can now accurately track the number of unique ejaculations in a day
THE
INTERNET
OF
THINGS
>>55342828
It's hip among the nu-generation to avoid female birth control primarily because it's dangerous and/or unhealthy.
(Putting on a condom is safe and easy. Inserting a spiral into your urethra or fucking with your hormones, etc.; is hard, dangerous and can cause serious side effects, ranging from epileptic seizures to chemical depression.)
>>55343282
I refuse to leave home, so why should my sperm?
>>55342171
By balls already hurt just thinking about it.
>>55343293
If you don't want a women to abuse you then maybe you shouldn't be having sex with her in the first place.
She will find a way to do it, children or not
>>55343109
edging
>>55343351
feminism at work /g/ents
>>55342171
who would want a pointy shit in his ball sack?
>>55343109
Are you serious?
>>55342171
If it can be turned off simply by locating it in the scrotum and flicking the switch, it seems to me like it can't be trusted because it could be accidentally switched during sexual activity, or even intentionally switched by a woman while you're unaware.
>>55343394
It's not just feminism, it's basic common sense.
Taking hormones to fuck with the ovarian cycle enough to render you temporarily sterile is like taking hormones to fuck with your testicles enough to make you unable to produce cum.
I sure as hell wouldn't be taking that shit, and any intelligent woman wouldn't want to either. (That said, intelligent women are few and far between)
>>55343403
bluetooth + app.
Until someone hacks your prostate.
>>55343425
>taking hormones to fuck with your testicles enough to make you unable to produce cum
>tfw there are mentally ill faggots actually doing this
>>55342253
If I pulled it out, would you die?
>>55343390
You still shoot out a little cum while edging.
>you start pounding that axe wound really hard and the switch gets knocked into "babymaker" mode
doesn't seem safe to me
how often do you need to impregnate a woman, then go back to sterility immediately after? temporary sterilization with that gel stuff makes more sense. go to the doctor to get the gel dissolved, then fuck your wife for weeks to make sure she's good and pregnant.
I only see the switch being useful for polygamists that need to make one wife pregnant but don't want to knock up the other ones yet
>>55342171
>tfw you forget which way is 'on' and you end up shooting blanks into elizabeth holmes but live rounds into naughty nancy
>>55343308
found the girl who doesn't understand how penises work
>>55343394
fyi the pill makes women more attracted to faggots instead of burly men
>>55343293
>about to ejaculate
>she stealthily flips the switch
>"It was an accident lol"/"it was you who left it at the wrong position"
>>55342171
I'll never stick my pee pee into a vagina, so I don't need any valves.
>>55343483
t. hairy fatass
>>55343425
Condoms are the shittiest and most failure-prone birth control available.
IUDs/depo are harmless and reversible.
Cunts just want their highly leveragable pregnancy and so ultimately reject any option that outright prevents it. They'd much rather have an 'accident' and extort males.
Looking forward to VasalGel and the Switch, desu. The cunts will mewl like babies trying to ban it.
>>55343476
No its an underage faggot, not even teen
>>55343550
Why not just... not have sex with people who will use that to extort you?
>>55343587
lollllllll
Case in point. Manipulative bitch detected.
>>55343587
That's what I do, I don't have sex at all with anyone and will never have sex. it's a 100% protection against preggers and STDs, a wise man's choice.
>>55343587
We can't all be homos.
>>55343615
>tfw all throughout history, wise men have self-selected extinction
what does this say about our species
>>55343615
>100% protection
Lol r u dum?
>>55342171
>Passing it through like a kidney stone
>>55343682
You always have a choice. You're either a dumbass who procreates or a wise man who breaks the vicious cycle and never procreates.
>>55342171
Linux is my contraceptive.
>>55342171
>have it turned off bitch turn it on without consent
>get fucked
no ty
fuck being chipped and taggged
>>55343748
That's why you have a mini padlock and key shoved in there too. Ya dummy.
>>55343704
The fuck are you on about? You literally have no way of impregnating anyone/getting STDs without having sex, unless they catch you and rape you, or you rub your penis off of the floor inside a gay glory hole.
>>55343740
That made me lol more than it should
>>55343256
it's pretty clearly designed to be switchable at any time by literally fondling your balls
>>55342171
Scrutinize image for April 1
Find January 5
>>55343773
>Literally no way
>Unless....
You could have just answered "yes I am dum"
>>55343682
It say's that feminists ruin everything.
I am ace, so I don't have a need to fuck anyone anyway, but if I can turn it into a statement about feminists, then I will.
Amount of girls I've busted in
one was like wear a condom
so I pretended to put it on then came inside her and quickly pulled out with the condom in my hand and said it spilt.
she had to go get control
then I kicked her out.
true story. I used to be such a cunt. Given the opportunity I still would but I'm older now and older girls are weary hah
that bish is someone's Gf now. Poor guy
>>55343791
The image might not even be real for all we know. No one has posted the source link so far.
>>55343803
Well, if you fancy going to glory holes and getting skull fucked and then raped, doesn't mean everyone does it too.
>>55343848
>"lol just don't get raped"
>>55343848
So something is literally impossible except in all the cases that could make it happen. Got it friendo.
>>55343878
You were raped by a female?
>>55343906
no, but it is a thing that has happened
>>55343900
It's literally impossible because the possibility of any of those things happening is infinitesimal and is literally 0 if you don't leave your house.
>>55343923
You got buttfucked in prison?
Top kek.
>>55343932
>Literally 0
Maybe you should wait stop using words you don't know the meaning of senpai.
>>55343960
But it's literally like that.
>>55343274
It's actually strange how many people in this thread seem to think that this means nothing will come out of the penis when you ejaculate
>>55343987
Are you a penis expert?
>2 cm piece of plastic inside your balls
So no more sitting.
>>55343328
>IoT
Yes
>>55344041
Yes, I'm a certified cocksmith.
If I'm going in for op
I'd rather just get the snip. No fucking about.
>>55343836
http://www.discovery.com/dscovrd/tech/you-can-now-turn-off-your-sperm-flow-with-the-flip-of-a-switch/
Closest thing I can find.
>>55344279
>the current generation of the switch has had no notable impact on Bimek's sperm count.
Welp, looks like you still need to pull out.
>>55343682
>>55343739
It means the fact that we exist proves all of our forefathers were dumbasses.
Seems about right.
>>55344316
>when disengaged
>>55343779
>it's pretty clearly designed to be switchable at any time by literally fondling your balls
..wait; is that an actual image of the implant?
I thought that was just a generic stock photo / mockup, and the text “locates the implant in his scotrum and flicks the switch back” to be dumbed-down languaged for a more technical procedure.
>>55344316
When DISENGAGED. i.e. it doesn't render you sterile.
>>55344362
idk if that's the actual product, but yes, it's an actual switch which you flip through the skin of your scrotum
>>55343519
burly != fat
even if I was a fatass, it doesn't change the fact that I'm right
>>55343773
Basic logical fallacy X→Y does not imply ¬X→¬Y. Or to put things more bluntly for your dull brain:
Just because sexually transmittable diseases are transmitted by sex doesn't mean they can't be transmitted via other means. Case in point: Bloodstream (e.g. sharing needles)
You can also impregnate people without having sex.
>>55342171
can't wait for law enforcments because it didn work
>>55344386
Well that's dumb as fuck. Seems too easy to flick accidentally or purposely, under the guise of e.g. ball fondling during oral sex.
Although I guess there are some doms who would then incorporate this into their BDSM - flicking the switch on during sex in order to force the man to try his hardest not to cum and/or make it a terrorizing experience for him.
The only thing preventing me from pushing all of my dollars into this is the fact that any form of male "sterilization" is never 100% effective.
Even if you get a vasectomy, there's still a chance that your semen can contain trace amounts of sperm, enough to potentially get a girl pregnant. There are plenty of stories of guys who have had their tubes tied and STILL managed to get their girl pregnant. And before you cry "Milkman! Tyrone! Personal trainer!", the paternity tests all showed that the guy was the biological father.
And even moreso for any sterilization procedure that is "reversible". Basically, if you get this procedure done, or even a vasectomy, you still have to wear a condom to ensure that there is no chance of pregnancy.
And thus, the only real reason to get sterilized (bareback sex with no risk of pregnancy) falls flat once again.
>>55344478
I can't wait for it to become required and implanted in every man at birth. Only women are allowed to flip the switch (because it's their body, they get to decide what goes in it)and you doing it will be considered sexual assault.
>>55344615
you mean forced pregnancy assault
>>55343223
In your imaginary world where we're still cavemen, we can't have sex with a woman without risking to knock her up and becoming fathers. It's a very boring and down to earth world and I'm glad I live in reality instead, where I can fuck around and not think about the consequences.
/g/ - sex toys.
>>55343550
>Cunts just want their highly leveragable pregnancy and so ultimately reject any option that outright prevents it. They'd much rather have an 'accident' and extort males.
The outside world isn't like your feminism thread on /b/ full of screenshots of tumblr post depicts it you fucking NEET.
>>55344615
The SJW meme is finally dying, stop propagating that bullshit and let it be kill
>>55343268
Kek
>>55342828
birth control is not 100% effective, unlike getting a snibbidy snab in your balls.
>>55342171
How will you remember what position is on/off?
>>55345154
>Nothing guarentees they didn't put it upside down
>Nothing guarentees you'll remember which side is on and which one is off
>Nothing guarentees there will be confusion about whether "on" means you're able to ejaculate sperm or that the device is blocking it
you have triggered my anxiety fuck reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>55345216
I would just make sure they insert in such a way that:
>Switch gets flipped TOWARD penis
Deactivates device, allows sperm flow, ensures that sperm goes TOWARD the penis during ejaculation.
>Switch gets flipped AWAY from penis, toward taint
Activates device, prevents sperm flow, ensures that sperm is diverted AWAY from the penis during ejaculation.
Seems easy to remember. Just flip the switch in the direction you want your sperm to go.
>>55345332
Makes sense.
>>55345332
>literally being this autistic
At least you'll never have to worry about actually needing it.
>>55343483
>>55343425
girls that take the pill are way more horny
or do you think that porn stars use the 'ovarian cycle'? fucking idiot, I want to fuck 2 times a day minimum, if you're too bad for such a way of life, change your fucking diet your imbecil
>>55342171
>implying you'll ever need such technology
>>55344336
It is right, only a dumbass would be dumb enough to bring life into this shitty world, how much of a fucking irresponsible shitstain one have to be to do it? I say fuck them, I'm not going to procreate and bring misery to anyone else.
>>55344421
>>55344421
it's a good thing if they love faggots by the way, the more they love humans, the hornier they are.
>>55344452
>dude logical fallacies lmao
Fuck off, kid.
>>55345154
I'd be surprised if they stick with a mechanical switch. It'd be more reasonable to have an iPhone app to control it.
>>55343453
he's a Big Guy
>>55345625
4 U
>>55344751
lol if you actually believe yourself
>>55345449
>girls that take the pill are way more horny
anecdotal evidence not backed by science
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_control_pill#Sexuality
>>55345697
>science
Where do you think we are?
And do you really expect me to read all that shit? I just fuck them when they take the pill, everything else is just bullshit.
Brb, going to throw away a scarf from such a natural girl that, oh what a surprise!, became pregnant with no job
>>55345697
>needing science for fug
nigger please
>>55343256
Yeah it's obvious you're not a doctor.
>>55345382
>Take 5 minutes to think about the most logical direction to put a switch inside your body where you can't see it
>Autism
Holy shit get off /g/ right now.
By your definition, you are literally surrounded by autism in every thread. QUICK, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND YOU CATCH IT AND NEVER GET LAID OR BECOME A COOL GUY!
>>55343587
>I believe in unicorns
>>55345805
>I can't into basic logic
>>55343293
> $500 a month
Way more than that
![[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.57_[2016.06.30_23.54.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H2VKV2c.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.57_[2016.06.30_23.54.55].jpg")
If this thread is any indication half of you don't even understand how your no-no parts work.
>>55345888
i want to fug hotaru
>>55345888
>thinking anyone here knows how anything works let alone works themselves
>>55345888
Why is anime girl crying? Pls no cry it makes me sad.
>>55345979
>>55342171
>divert flow away from the penis
I've always wondered, where does it go? If not for the penis, it must be directed to the anus. If I cum in my own ass does it still count as masturbation or gay sex?
>>55346017
Sperm that doesn't get ejaclated is reabsorbed into the body. Ps, male biology doesn't work that way.
>>55346000
I WANNA SMELL HER FEET AND HER TRIPS
>>55343587
You can't know that in advance, idiot.
>>55346017
It all depends on direction.
If you cum into an ass? Totally gay. Doesn't matter if it's your own, or a woman's. Just gay all-around.
But if you cum out of an ass? Well by logic that's anti-gay, and thus it will get you assaulted by SJWs, but at least you'll be straighter than ever.
Hope this helps. I'm a scientism.
>>55342171
How do you know whether it's on or off?
>>55346096
Depends on how level-headed you and your acquaintances are.
I have a genuine sentiment that men who get fucked over by women are very often the same kind of men who picked women for their looks and their apparent propensity to say whatever they wanted to hear.
![[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.28_[2016.06.30_09.18.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BLDasSe.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.28_[2016.06.30_09.18.09].jpg")
>>55345937
Would you turn your sperm switch on?
>>55343328
Underrated post.
>>55342171
I can see gold digging whores not liking this one bit
>rich or well off men get swimmer vale installed
>doesn't need to worry about gf "accidentally" forgetting to take bc
>gf pulls the "babe, i forgot to pill. Im going to be pregers."
>sheeeit bae no worries, I had my switch off.
>THIS IS SEXIST!
>THIS TAKES AWAY THE CHOICE FROM THE WOMAN TO HAVE A CHILD OR NOT
>ITS MY CHOICE.
>IT IS NOT A MAN'S CHOICE
>>55346103
What if I cum out of my ass into someone elses ass? Does the anti-gay cancel out the gay?
>>55346116
at full force
>thread earlier
>most everyone says they're not virgins
>thread now
>most everyone proving they are virgins
>>55346153
Yes.
In that case, it just ends up being masturbation.
How did they convince the feminists to give men ANY reproductive rights?
>>55343110
>>55343297
When you hold in your pee for a good while, and then pee when it gets hard to hold it in, you feel good.
>>55346235
that or they don't know how vasectomies work.
Pretty sure a common question at the doc's office would be "will i still blow a load, doc?"
It sounds neat, but they need to move the switch somewhere else. I don't want to play with my balls for half an hour until I find it. They're going to need to put it in the sphincter where it is relatively easy to find.
How would you know whether the switch is on or off?
You can always tell the reddit faggots on 4chan "triggered"
>turn on blocker
>wank 50 times
>turn off
>unleash jet of man milk
>>55342253
For you
>>55346356
Maybe it could have LEDs
Or a little speaker
"Semen"
"No Semen"
>>55346452
hell yeah, bling it out
I'll wait for the 2nd gen with smartphone app control of the switch
>>55346096
>Having sex with somebody you can't trust
your fault
>>55346503
>having a hackable cock
na
>>55346452
Maybe you could put in a pressure sensor so it knows when you're on the verge. So your partner knows when a certain light goes on to make the most of it because the show's nearly over.
Augmented penises could be the dawn of a brave new world in sexual courtesy.
>>55345382
I didn't know people could be this retarded.
Kill yourself.
>>55346114
I disagree. I know many good men who got with good women and at some point the woman became crazy or cheated on them and divorce-raped them.
Maybe you're too young to have friends who are married that you've known for a while? But at some point, one way or another you'll learn that you can't know someone 100% and anticipate all their reactions to a new environment or an event.
>>55346517
>yahoo questions board
>so my bf went to the doctors office to get an e vasectomy. Im wondering if there is any way i can control the implant with an app on my iphone?
>this entire thread
>>55343308
hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahah
>>55343432
>this happens
>scheming crazy women will literally hire people to hack a guy's balls to turn the switch on
What a time to be alive
>>55342171
When you jizz into your body instead of outside of it your body starts to produce antibodies against the sperm.
>>55342223
"hmm what does this switch activate"? yeah good luck getting through airport security.
>>55347983
>an x-ray will detect the switch
>but not the lack of a bomb
good luck failing logic
>>55346452
>mod it so it makes Quake Quad Damage powerup noises when you turn it on and when you cum
>BRRRRRRRRRNNNNGGGGG
>*turns it off*
>BRRRRNGGG
>Brrrrnggg
>brrrrnng
>>55348028
>implying the latter is on your person or belongings
can you at least try?
>>55348043
>>55347926
Kek
The future is now
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reversible_inhibition_of_sperm_under_guidance
This was a superior version of the male pill in every way.
>>55342171
>implying my dick will ever be near a vagoo
>>55348191
>irradiate your dick
No.
>>55348339
https://www.bimek.com/
>Born in Berlin, 1967. Today Clemens Bimek lives with his partner Switzerland. Since the late 90s, this devoted vegetarian has been fighting to make his invention a reality. The Bimek SLV; his life’s work.
Also, you remain fertile for 3-4 months after flipping the switch.
Think of it as a vasectomy which you can reverse.
Hurr durr im willingly implementing a device into my fucking dick that stops me from shooting sperm. This is the most retarded thing I've heard this year
>>55348665
Underage detected.
This is a niggers dream. No more running away when she gets preggers. No more unwanted niglets.
>>55348686
Enjoy your cock cancer faggot
>>55348690
Also no more paternity fraud.
>>55348690
How would they even afford it
>>55343157
>>55343157
you know normal people don't constantly think about how things would go with their hypothetical wife's hypothetical bull.
just saying
>>55348043
I would prefer this, having just given my girlfriends uterus a critical hit.
http://www.ssbwiki.com/images/c/cf/Ping.ogg
>>55348578
So a vasectomy.
>>55342365
>Not running, the superior sport
>>55348986
>normal people
>>55343476
>in college.
>convince girl guys can choose which ball to cum with.
>male porn stars need to know how to use both at once.
>>55343556
I can see it being either prediction.
>>55346503
>Putting batteries (that probably need replacing) in your balls
Heck even if they use wireless charging, are you fine with allowing all the EM exposure beside your family jewels
I didn't know /g/ was against self agency.
>>55348028
>x-raying your balls
have fun with that
>>55343293
New-wave feminism is actually against this for exactly that reason. They claim it's taking choice away from the woman if SHE wants to have a baby.
>>55350881
No need to have batteries in the balls, it could technically be passive and just flip the switch when getting a signal at the right frequency to excite the internals.
>>55343110
Pee standing up, Mary.
>>55349266
since when are vasectomies reversible?
>>55342171
I'd imagine you'd have to turn this off a couple weeks prior to sex to be safe. Could still be some sperm left in the ducts and it's possible, though unlikely, to impregnate someone. It's happened to people who had sex too soon after a vasectomy.
>>55342171
>getting any sort of cuts or surgery down there
fuck that shit
>>55348043
"Spawn more overlords"
>>55352497
Since ever. The problem is that procedure is difficult as fuck to perform.
>>55342171
Honestly, if this turns out to be legit, I'm all for it. Contraception is complete shit at the moment, there are basically just shit options
>Condoms
Fucking annoying, feels like shit, looks ridiculous, disrupts sexual advances
>Birth control
Hormone cocktail, does all kinds of unwanted shit to the female body (some turn fat, some get huge tits, some get dry as the Sahara, etc), depends entirely on how disciplined the woman is (and whether she got sick etc)
Besides those things, there's basically nothing. And they both fucking suck.
How long until feminists demand all men have one of these fitted and it becomes law?
>>55353012
>handing over reproductive rights to men
never
>>55353027
But all men are potential rapists!
>>55353043
And all women are potential victims.
It's synergy.
>>55352806
>get dry as the Sahara
uh dude, hate to break this to you, but no one else has told you yet, so...
she's not dry in general, she's only dry because you don't turn her on anymore, because since getting on birth control she can have risk-free encounters with other dudes and you'll never know about it
>>55342171
>Local anaesthetic
>Not general
>>55342253
>would be extremely painful
You're a big guy.
>>55352806
fucking this. Condoms cut off circulation to his dick, and birth control makes my lube too thick. Can't fucking win.
SPERM SWITCH WHEN.
>>55353086
general would be overkill
its's only a needle in your dick
How do I know which mode it's in?
I heard that vasectomies kill your sex drive
what would adding a tap do?
>>55342365
It doesn't stop your semen (that would be fucking cool though), bit stop sperm from mixing with the semen. Semen comes from your prostate
Where does the cum go?
>>55342171
>voluntary infertility
When did people stop wanting families?
>>55354210
You could turn your sex drive on/off at will
>>55342171
but you can do the same ehing eith practice or simply holding the sperm canal at the base of your dick,and nothing comes out.
Is this for all those cucks that cant even control their ejaculation?
>>55352564
Underrated
>>55354290
When people began realizing they aren't paid enough for a worthless shit spewer around the house.
>>55348784
Obamacare
>>55345620
I could see this happening in one way
>Mobile app controls the switch
>Government uses backdoor to get into your phone
>Switches off your fertility as punishment
Or
>Hacker infects your switch/phone with a virus and makes you infertile
>>55355683
>>>55345620
>>Switches off your fertility as punishment
I wish they'd done that to your parents
>>55343274
The hormonal benefits of not fapping with the pleasure of fapping?
What's the catch?
>>55354288
It goes up yourself so you get pregnant :^)
>paying for this instead of doing the ol' coitus saxonicus
faggots
>>55346235
protip: you don't need to know how dicks work to stick it in a hole
>>55345154
>switch says ON/OFF
it's really not that complicated
>>55355808
>asexual reproduction
My body and bank account are ready for this next step in human evolution.
I'll have an army absolutely loyal to me.
>>55356037
Right. And when was the last time you held a mirror to your crotch before sex?
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>mfw people get their nutbladder hacked
>>55348043
>mod it so it plays quake sound clips as impressive,excellent,frags or UT sound clips
fund it
>>55346334
Nah, I actually shiver everytime I pee, no matter if I held it in or not.
It doesn't feel good
>>55357118
Sounds like you need urine valve technology to save you.
>>55343262
i was thinking they shoved it down your urethra for some reason.
>>55357232
>some reason
Your urethral sounding fetish?
>>55342171
>is designed to divert flow of sperm away from the penis
Where does sperm go?
>>55344713
>where I can fuck around and not think about the consequences.
Except being known as trash.
>>55358205
I imagine it'd be like deathgripping. It goes nowhere, and the pressure would be discomforting.
>>55358362
>discomforting
Doesn't even begin to describe it, bro. Hurts soo bad that you'd actually wish it upon an enemy.
REMINDER: there are groups of women strongly against these and male birth control pills because they think it should be the woman's choice.
>>55359541
I would be more okay with women having control of that if men had the option to opt out of parenthood.
>>55359637
How preposterous. If you choose to have sex, you are responsible for any children that come from it. Except abortion of course. HER BODY, HER CHOICE.
Is this board filled with fucking non-virgins?
