>Your distro
>Your age
>Are you a virgin?
>Debian
>22
>No
>>55340743
>Gentoo
>20
>No.. I've taken 4 virginities
>>55340743
>Windows & OSX :^)
>18
>No
>>55340743
Debian.
19
No. But I'm gay.
GNU/Linux Trisquel
24
no
>>55340743
Arch
31
I'm a father
>ur mum
>ur mum
>ur mum
>>55340743
>Fedora/Win10
>20
>no
anything is better than another graphics card thread
>arch
>29
>yes
>>55340743
>Arch
>18
>Yes
Everything correct, sir.
Ubuntu
23
No
>Ubuntu/Windows 7
>20
>Yes.
>No
>No
>No
>No
>No
>No
Win 10
25
No
>>55340743
Slackware
29
Yes
Fedora
30
No
>Antergos
>21
>Yes
>>55340743
Windows 10
20
No
>>55340743
>8.1/Mint
>18
>No
Getting laid isn't hard. Women are sluts.
MacOSeX
24
No
add info: I got a Big dick
>>55340743
Debian
29
No, have a kid actually.
>Windows 10/Debian
>19
>Yes
Please end me
Gentoo
49
Yes
Windows 10
20... no wait, 21 fuckkkkkkk
yes
>>55340836
kek
>Your distro
GNU Guix
>Your age
33
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>>55340743
>Windows 10
>20
>Yes
>>55340743
>Windows 7, but was Windows XP from release until February of this year.
>20
>Yes, and I don't to intend to change that.
>>55340743
>Debian
>34
>No
debian
23
yes
>>55340847
why are you using alpha software?
Does the distro do package management well and is it stable at this point?
>>55340743
sup nsa
>macOS
>21
>If being a bottom counts then yes
>Arch Linux
>21
>I wish, girls seem to be interested in virgins
>>55340743
>>Win10/Ubuntu
>>20
>>Nah
>>55340781
>>55340810
29 and still a virgin, how did you manage that?
>>55340833
19 isn't too bad, maybe be concerned once you've hit like 22.
>>55340836
Grandwizard please pass on your infinite wisdom to us.
>Windows 10\Arch
>17
>yes
>Debian
>20
>No
>>55340914
>29 and still a virgin, how did you manage that?
pretty sure it's easier to manage that than the opposite
>>55340850
Asexual?
>Elementary OS
>7
>No
>>55340743
Arch
28
Twice. It was awful
>OS X
>19
>no
>>55340743
Dildows 7 and Ganoo/Linuss Mint
22
Nope, been fucking my gf since I was 15
Windows 7/Debian
28
yes
>>55340929
Not if you're not an autist. It seems like you would have to try not to meet someone.
>arch
>45
>yes and a proud vaper too
>>55340948
>7
>Elementary
All as expected
>7
>not a virgin
Maximum pedo keks
Kali
27
Yes
>>55340967
>Not if you're not an autist
fuck
well there goes that plan
>>55340836
Hey wizardman, can you use your ice spell to make my AMD card run less hot?
Mint Rosa //Win10 on main laptop Xubuntu/Win7 on old laptop Mint Rafaela on gf's laptop
21
no
>Arch
>58
>Yes
>>55340743
arch or debian
23
no
>>55340743
>Windows 10/OSX/Debian
>19
>Yes
>>55340914
Fuck bitches and Set Compile Flags
>>55340743
arch
25
to be honest yes
>mint 17
>25
>yes
>>55341001
Looooooooooooooooooooooool he said 58 XDD please wizerd pass wisderm on us xDDDDDDD
>>55340743
OS X 10.11
27
no
>>55340967
Pick the right major (economics, math).
7
36
No
Win10
27
Yes
Had a couple of chances but I didn't take the initiative. I probably am somewhat autistic, I like being alone.
>>55340743
debian
34
no
>>55340937
No. I'm just happy sitting at my desktop all day. I'm not sure if actually having sex would make my life better than what it is now.
>arch
>19
>no
>>55340743
Ubuntu
33
wizard
10
25
no
6 sexual partners
>Mint
>19
>Yes
Fubuntu (my own Ubuntu fork targeted at female users like myself)
18
yes
OS X
25
yes
>>55340937
Well meme'd sir xD
OS X
27
It might or might not count but I'm not going to go into detail because it was illegal. All I can say is that it wasn't gay in the slightest.
>Windows 7
>19
>Yes
>>55340743
Xubuntu
25
Yes
os x
25
yes but i've never talked to a woman im not related to so that's probably a good thing
Windows 7
30
Kinda.
>Your distro
FreeBSD. Linux is a cancer that has killed the open source UNIX movement.
>Your age
26
>Are you a virgin?
No. I usually end up sleeping with most of my female colleges (bonus points for married women) and eventually have to find a new job.
win7/galliumos/xubuntu
27
no
>gentoo on one desktop, Debian minimal with spectrwm and no DE on laptop, Slackware on other desktop
>23
>No
Windows/mint/manjaro
20
No but I haven't had sex in 2 years
Windows 8.1
31
no
>>55341056
>6 sexual partners
(Man-)slut
>>55340963
>Nope, been fucking my gf since I was 15
Not a (man-)slut
>Windows 10.
>3.
>No.
>>55341123
>I sleep with female colleges
ok
>>55340833
>19
>wants to kill self because no pussy yet
Bitch please. I didn't get any until I was 21.
>>55341025
Bullshit. Look up Jonathan Blow. He's a big indie dev and he never got laid.
>>55340743
using GNU/Linux since 2003
Ubuntus and Debians
27
got my first bf last year, still together
Are there unironically people on this board who are older than 23?
I thought I'd eventually grow out of this shit
>>55341161
auto corrected
>>55341132
>No but I haven't had sex in 2 years
If you are in this situation, do you feel like a virgin again once you get the opportunity to fuck?
>gnewsense
>63
>yes
>>55341123
>not sleeping with universities
> The current year + 1 - 1 * 1 / 1
Are you even trying?
>>55341163
i think he was referring to using w10
>>55341165
Maybe because his name sounds like the stage name of a powerbottom gay porn performer?
>XP/10/7
>Highschool.
>Yes,i don't really give a shit yet.
And yes I literally have 3 drives each with different OS.
>>55340743
>Windows 10 on 3 machines, Windows 8.1 on 2
>32
>No
>>55341175
You're here forever mate.
>>55340743
>Windows 10
>21
>Yes
>void
>22
>No
>>55340743
>manjaro
>24
>no but i havent gotten laid in like 5 years
>>55341165
>he never got laid.
[citation needed]
>>55341194
MOOOOOODS
>>55341186
kek
>>55341175
>windows 7
>11
>yes
>>55341052
Totally not in denial.
>>55340743
Ubuntu
30
I get mad pussy, yo
>>55341175
OSX
23
no
>temple os
>18
>no
>>55341182
Impart wisdom grandmaster
how are you people this autistic but not virgins? how do you do it? do you guys like leave your house or something???
>>55340771
Same but 29 here
>>55340743
>Linux Mint
>18
>YES
>>55341052
same
but I'm not a virgin. Still thinking like you. Sex don't really improve stuff. Pretty much the biggest meme in human history
>>55340743
>win8.1
>25
>no
>>55340743
Mint
27
Yes
>>55341256
it's not that they didn't say no
it's that they couldn't
;^)
>>55341267
>Pretty much the biggest meme in human history
So I see your parents like memes
>>55341267
>Sex don't really improve stuff
It's a nice bonus on top of compassionate and functioning human relationships
>something which the anon probably doesn't have either
>>55340743
>Windows
>24
>no
>>55341282
Pro life tip anon
OS X
19
no
>>55341256
most probably went to high school and girls there are huge sluts. i never talked to anybody that didnt talk to me first or leave my house for anything other than school in high school but i somehow managed to bang 2 chicks
>>55341098
bye bye
>>55341287
>compassionate and functioning human relationship
I'm a virgin and I'm more interested in this than sex to be honest. Would be nice to have someone to care for.
OS X el capitan
25
yes unless you count that time me and my bro sucked each others dicks
>2016
>distro
>>55340743
>Windows 10
> 26
> No
>>55340743
>Win7
>26
>no
>>55341324
That's what we have anime girls for.
>Lubuntu
>32
>nope, but I am not proud of it
Centos
28
No
>>55340743
Windows 7
24
Yes
>windows xp
>42
>no, my aunt raped me as a child
>>55341175
dude is not a joke, you DON'T leave 4chan
ever. and if you do, it's only a matter of time until you come back
WUZ BE KINGZ
>>55341434
> it's only a matter of time until you come back
Can confirm
> Fedora/ openSuse
> 18
> yea
Had my dick sucked a few times though.
W10
27
Yes
>>55341459
This and to be honest my life was not better when I left. I filled the void with some other useless shit.
Other people spend time on facebook and other useless social media. Don't feel bad about browsing 4chan.
Mint.
21.
Yes.
>>55341459
yep, it can be a week, a month or a year. But people always come back.
after having a productive normie life you ask yourself, "I wonder, what's going on in 4chan right now?. Maybe checking /g/ for 10 minutes won't hurt me".
and then you are hook up for good, AGAIN
>>55341210
that was pretty quick
>>55341175
You'll be here in 7 years listening to teenagers telling you that you're too old to be here.
>No specific distro
>21
>Hell no.
>>55340743
>arch
>23
>no
Debian
25
No
>Mint
>24
>Yeah
>>55340837
is youre backspace key broken
i want all the virgin and nonvirgin winbabies to LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55341433
so yes
>>55340743
>Windows 7 and MacOS
>20
>Yes
Never even had a gf
>>55340753
This
>>55341175
Anon! Just be a bit luckier with the genes than most, go for a stoic kinda persona(shut the fuck up about dumb shit), and maybe utilize drugs to grease the wheels a bit(find a chick down for Molly is my recommendation).
If you're too autistic to shut the fuck up and/or score drugs...lower your standards more and bang a lonely fatty, pay for it, or just be out of luck I guess.
Arch
nearly 40s
yes
>mfw i havent had sex in 15 years
at least i like my operating system
>>55341256
merely pretending to be autistic to keep this place alive
Arch
28
Yes, i am an ugly shy manlet.
>>55340743
50 xubuntu/mate no
>>55340743
>Ubuntu and Debian, but using Windows for every-day-work and stuff. Currently using a dual-boot setup of Ubuntu 16.4 and Windows 10 on a ThinkPad T420.
>20
>Yes. However, I'm autistic; not only meme-autistic, but actually clinically diagnosed. Any idea on how to get a friendly girlfriend? Parties and meetings with more than one other person are an absolute no-go for me.
>>55340743
Windows
30
No.
os x x.ix.v mavericks
33
no
Arch
52
No
W10
20
No
windows 10
11
no
>>55341815
Mods?
Funtoo, Arch, Fedora.
28
No.
Fedora
35
No
>no
fuck all of you, i shit on this thread
>>55340771
But are you a virgin?
>>55340743
> Windows 8.1
> 25
> No.
>>55341647
>I'm autistic; not only meme-autistic, but actually clinically diagnosed
I'm legit afraid that my parents will some day send me to a psychologist that will unironically diagnose me with some kind of mental illness. I'd fit a lot of patterns 2bh, but then again, who doesn't
>>55340822
is your dick black by any chance?
>mint
>26
>no
I've been here 10 years.
>>55341833
Fedora
34, 35 in August
No (I've had sex with my wife, still do occasionally)
Hey bro!
>>55340743
fedora 24
48
nope
Anyone who is a virgin past the age of 20 is a failure at life and needs to kill himself.
>>55340973
fuck off vaper asshole sending that shitty smoke in my precious lungs
>>55340743
>Windows 7
>22
>No
>>55341180
It's not like I forgot to have sex, I have had the chance to bang but my hand is better desu.
>>55341182
hello richard my old friend.
>>55340743
>ubuntu mate
>21
>yes (mostly asexual)
Urbit
2.3575
N/A
>>55341848
I thought a lot like that too, in high school they literally forced me to take a test because they were convinced i was extremely autistic. When the results came in they just said i was ''different'' and not actually autistic, which honestly made me feel even worse because i had to face the fact that the reason i was socially retarded was all my fault and i can't just blame it on autism.
>Ubuntu/Windows 10
>28
>Yes
Win 7
30
No
>>55341256
America is slutland.
>>55341922
>tfw you consider yourself an evolutionary failure
>>55341433
What's up with the missing keys in that picture?
>>55341929
>Tfw europa
>>55340765
Technically, by the definition of virgin, you're a virgin until you complete vaginal penetration. (Assumption on my part if you have "fucked her right in the pussy". IDGAF if I look like an ass lol)
>>55340771
your wife's son doesn't count
>>55341954
Convert to Islam. I heard it helps you get laid.
>>55341978
Nah
>>55340743
>Windows 8.1
>21
>Yes
>manjaro
>18
>no
>all these no
>>55341224
Thanks for the reminder.
Damn I'm almost at a decade and I'm still a newfag. Did you oldshits celebrate your 10 years with a custom 4 leaf clover cake or what?
>>55340743
>Manjaro (fight me arch users)
>18
>Nope. (Although I am gay, so it wasn't hard)
>>55340743
>ubuntu
>21
>yeah but only because I didn't have a condom on me the one time I had the chance
>>55342020
i feel that feel, virginbro
>>55342018
ayy
Windows 10 (Enterprise LTSB on 2 rigs)
29 years old
Yes, still a virgin.
I only use GNU/Linux in virtual machines or on server
>>55342029
>Manjaro
>Gay
Hmmmm
>>55341647
>Parties and meetings with more than one other person are an absolute no-go for me.
Most people don't meet there.
For me, a chick hit me up on a local chat site that was popular.
Others meet in supermarkets, on street, at shopping malls. Just strike a conversation, gotta try your best. It does not matter if you fail, you won't meet her again, chances are high.
Fapping 24-7 might also NOT help with that conversation. While occasionally doing it is more than helpful, but if you do it too much, you become a wimpy faggot.
>Arch
>18
>Yes
>Ubuntu
>25
>not virgin
>>55340743
>Ubuntu 14.04
>30
>no
>>55340761
>>No.. I've taken 4 virginities
>more than 1 virgin
You sure are patient, then again, you run gentoo
>>55340743
>Your distro
Fedora
>Your age
19
>Are you a virgin?
I was fucked in the boi pucci, so, technically, yes
>windows 10/7
>22
>yes
I'm pretty much fucked m8s. I passed all social milestones and still a virgin.
Must be because I was forced to go to a high school I knew no one at (I had horrible acne going in too).And then lived at home with parents all through uni.
To top it all off, I've been graduated for a year, unemployed, partially torn bicep confirmed with Mri, slight crack in front tooth.
Jesus fuck I've been getting fucked at every stage of my life. Unreal. There has never been a time where I have not had some sort of issue with myself. All of which have been physical which contribute to low self esteem.
Might as well off myself now, my arm issue is the worst yet, and permanent unless perfect outcome with surgery.
Why live?
>>55342067
I don't think you know how autistic people are, anon.
>>55340743
>windows
>40
>yes
>>55340743
>Fedora
>29
>No
>>55342020
Accept it, we can be failures together.
>>55342082
I'd say that counts anon
>>55342091
>Why live?
Shitposting
>>55340743
>>Your distro
i assume this means OS? if so, windows 10
>>Your age
18
>>Are you a virgin?
yes
>>55342094
I also was very anxious around girls and wymin, but in the end I hit a point in my head when I was like full "fuck it". Not literally, just you know, you should not care.
Let's say it's a girl who talks with you. Let's say if you hit on her, and fail, she won't talk to you anymore.
What the fuck do you lose? NOTHING.
If she is not interested, you will end up not seeing her one time anyway.
You know..
> JUST
I did got turned down plenty of times, ha.
Who cares.
>>55342099
>>windows
>>40
>>yes
my nigga
>>55342064
n-no relation
22 debian yes
>Gentoo
>63
>Yes
>>55340743
Fedora(Only because it's RHEL and stable)
20
yea
>>55342109
Are you sure? Maybe I have to try it again. This time, maybe with you, nigger.
>>55341175
34 here dude. Old enough to remember the last AMD hype train for the first Bulldozer and the massive disappointment after that. Old enough to have used the Atari 2600 unironically. I remember when I was 16 in the late 90s shitposting on AOLs BBS version of /g/ when everyone thought Apple was mere months from closing their doors and everyone on the board would have sucked off a syphilic hobo for a Pentium Pro and a Voodoo 2 SLI
>Your distro
Windows 10
>Your age
23
>Are you a virgin?
No
>>55342142
Stahlmann plz go
>>55341876
Anyone who gives a shit about the virginity of others is an asshole and needs to kill himself.
>Gentoo
>30
>Yes
>>55340918
underage b&
>>55340743
Ubuntu, Debian, red hat, centos, and Fedora
27
No
Wangblows10/Ubuntu16.04
18
Yes
>>55342130
I've heard that statement a million times and it does nothing for me anon (not intented in an asshole-ish way, sorry if it sounds like that). When it comes to even fucking saying hello to women on the street, even if they say hello first, i am physically unable to respond. I am destined (cursed) to be a virginlord forever, and i've slowly grown to accept that.
>Debian
>34
>No
>>55340764
Faggot
>>55340743
>Ubuntu Mate
>26
>No
>>55342142
dayum
>>55342151
a-anon please
>>55342217
Well.
Do you fap too much?
Do you watch too much anime?
Do you listen to girly music?
(Basically do everything to lower your already low hormone level?)
If not, I don't know man. I also had the same problem, I know you won't believe it, but somehow I convinced myself that I just have to do it. Then I somehow did it the first time, it was fucking awkward. Then the second, it got better.
>>55342217
>>55342130
(Quick follow up to last comment)
Maybe i'll get to the point where i say '''Fuck it'' and start talking to women, but until then, i'll just accept being a total loser, it's expected from people like me anyway.
>>55342067
I'm not fapping 24/7 and I don't fap to "strange things".
But doing real life conversation is something I just can't do. Even with close people.
>>55340822
>MacOSeX
>add info: I got a Big dick
Statistically gay men have bigger dicks. This makes sense.
>Arch
>20
>Nope
Am I a unicorn?
>Windows 10
>19
>yes
>>55342252
Do you fap too much?
Nope
Do you watch too much anime?
I watch it, but not obessively
Do you listen to girly music?
Nope
>>55342142
>>55341182
ayyy stallman
>>55341840
kek
>Fedora
>25
>yes
OS X on desktop, OpenBSD on laptop, Debian on SBC
20
No
>>55341163
That's because you're an uggo pham
>>55341840
this and kek
>>55342312
That's quite diverse anon
arch
26
yes
>>55342029
>>55342133
Are you from outer space?
>>55340743
Manjaro
32
No
