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>>55329518
Rockbox and any software recommended by /g/
>>55329762
kek
>>55329762
Everything works with GIMP. I guess you're just too retarded.
>>55334367
This, how are these people on /g/?
>>55334168
>rockbox
>turn on loop one track
>previous/next track buttons stop working
Yeah, it IS a fucking joke. At least I can play doom on my clip zip, and there's no background hum like on the official firmware.
>>55334460
The reason it does that has to do with the way it does gapless transitions between tracks (and when repeating a single track). Whenever a song is set to play, a playlist is generated. This also happens when you loop a single track, but the playlist instead consists of only that single track. Pressing next/previous does what it needs to, but with only a single track in the playlist it won't have anything else to switch to.
TLDR rockbox's repeat one implementation is fucking stupid because "muh gapless playback" gimmick.
>>55335287
wake me up inside.
>>55335287
this can't be real
>>55335287
gotta be some elaborate bait
>>55335287
>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.
So fucking true
>>55335287
>lunix
Not >loonix.
>>55335287
>mfw
>>55335287
Is this the linyos torovoltos thing?
It was definitely worth a read
>>55335287
>Linyos Torovoltos
>>55329518
1
2
3 4
Does anyone have any more of these programming propaganda posters? I'll dump the few I've got.
>>55339820
>>55335287
You all know there's someone out there that would STILL BELIEVE THIS.
>>55334410
Because they're retards spouting old memes that used to be true, like arch breaking all the time. Gimp 2.7 suffers all of those issues
But what do you expect on a board that consistently misuses cuck and botnet?
>>55335287
I feel sorry for those kids. My dad was going to me a cheap laptop with linux for my first laptop but I insisted on buying my own shit with vista.
>>55329626
>1996
But everyone used passwords like "Rebecca1978" or something back then.
>>55340701
>implying people doesn't use shit passwords anymore
It's 2016, but retards still exist.
>>55339994
GIMP 2.7 was the development build of 2.8
You shouldn't talk about things you have no clue about.
>>55335287
>Popular hacker software includes "Flash"
I chuckled
>>55335287
This made me smile
I got a joke guys.
What did the nerd do when everyone said his breath stunk? He installed a mint!
I heard McDonald's invented a new OS. It's called the Golden Arches.
What did everyone take at the cyber rave? LCD
Why did the mom watch Netflix all night? She was motherboard.
Why was failing CS student afraid to ride the coaster? Cause he couldn't handle looping.
I hate myself
>>55341730
Motherfucking kek.
>>55341730
Kill yourself.
>>55341912
Why couldn't the man kill himself? Cause his life was destined to go on for a while(1)
>>55341730
They are like dad jokes mixed with autism.
>>55335287
>is your sun an uruk hai?
>>55339994
>misuses cuck and botnet
They have different meanings here. If you're a tripfag you should know this.
>>55342069
holy kek
>>55341730
>So can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm?
sure, it comes after a while!
>>55335287
found it
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
>>55341730
>it only takes three commands to install Gentoo
>cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6
>that's the first one
>>55342069
What game is that?
>>55342814
Beseige
>>55342856
Thanks.
>>55342500
>>55342695
>mfw
>>55342069
Needs RX 480 version
>>55340701
I work at a computer repair place. Believe me, passwords are at least this retarded 90% of the time (and even more retarded 9% of it)
>>55339994
Enjoy your bonnet, cuck.
>>55335287
>"Programming with Perl"
I lost it
>>55329626
I don't get it
>>55329626
For fuck's sake, you can do better than this. What kind of balding baby boomer with a beard and a relaxed shirt who still codes in PASCAL gets a chuckle out of shit like this?
>>55343992
>PHP 5 is the latest version of PHP
No, its actually PHP 7.
>>55343992
print \"$today\"
>>55343809
Just to elaborate, here are the passwords of the computers I am working on now
>the name of the town we're in
>the name of the county we're in plus three numbers
>the name of the computer manufacturer
>the name of their school's mascot
two of those are business computers
>>55344044
>still releasing versions of a deprecated language
That's the real joke.
>>55335287
>that AMD part
Golden, thanks.
>>55343759
>>55343776
Goddammit unless you're writing a compression software or an image processor who cares if your CPU has to do a thousand cycles just to add 2 and 2?
>>55344136
>a software
>who cares if your CPU has to do a thousand cycles just to add 2 and 2?
Found the JavaCuck
>>55344136
>I can think of only two fields in which performant software matters
>>55344136
>I don't care if software is flawed to the point where it degrades performance
What kind of faggot are you?
>>55344164
>who cares if your CPU has to do a thousand cycles just to add 2 and 2?
You should.
>>55344203
>>55344183
>>55344164
>Everything should be coded without object-oriented structure and debugging environments
How's all that non-money and total void of recognition for all those snazzy console binaries you're hoarding in your home folder treating you?
>>55344265
hows that AbstractSingletonIteratorPatternFactory treating you
>>55344244
>Basic
>Why did you write all that with the vocabulary of a 5 year old?
>PHP
>Your essay is full of spelling mistakes and lacks structure, but I'm giving it an A because I can understand it anyway.
>>55344232
I was quoting him, read better
>>55339966
Checked
>>55343759
>certified programmer
Is the Little things
>>55344339
I've not been here for a while. I like it how the mac fag has literally become a meme. I was in a few threads he posted in. top kek.
>>55329518
ITT: We post the same old pictures we already saved back in 2003. Just in case some 15 year old lost some LOL.
>>55329762
I love to work in GIMP but it won't measure up to Photoshop until the developers decide to finally add the few minor additions that makes it versatile enough for the majority of Photoshop usages, which is sad in a way because I can't imagine it being that complicated.
>Draw a square with a fill color and outline
I'm honestly unsure of whether there's a single-click approach to that in Photoshop.
>>55344581
>X is a meme
>buying X $current_year
>Should I buy X gee?
>Why are you using X and not Y /g/
>obvious shill threads
>people saying shill threads don't exist
>/hpg/ threads
>watch threads
>having a /sqt/ instead of >>>/wsg/
>install gentoo
>muh paper releases
>PCIe power draws
>20 threads of AYYEMDEE vs Novidia
>15 more threads of latest CPU/GPU and why you should buy it
>'''''''''''summer''''''''''' /g/
this whole board is a bad ylyl thread
>>55344420
Sauce?
>>55344420
>Getting hacked in CSI:Cyber.webm
>>55344989
Tnx!
>>55344265
>debugging environments
if you don't understand the problem at a source level, you shouldn't even try to fix it.
>>55345155
>I have never coded anything complex enough to be of any significance.
>>55345239
If systemd is so bloated, why does it work so much better and faster than init scripts?
>>55345239
>Implying more than 0.01% of Linux users remove any preloaded daemon from init.d
>>55345273
It does not, thats the problem.
>>55345273
if it isn't bloated, how does it justify shipping with a bootloader?
>>55343524
Rx 480 is actually pretty cool compared to most 100C house fires
>>55345360
what?
>>55345504
what the fuck
I have this one, i really don't understand what is happening here.#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
void scan(int start, int stop)
{
do
{
int = memstop, memstart;
int &memstart = start;
int &memstop = stop;
cout << memstart;
&memstart += 1;
}
while (&memstart < (&memstop + 1));
}
int main()
{
scan(1,10);
return 0;
}
>>55345504
wut
>>55345434
>A cellphone has more RAM than my PC had 3 years ago.
>>55344136
You remind me of the web dev I work with.
Kill yourself.
>>55340600
>>55345863
>Caring about code optimization in web development.
You already lost that fight when you decided to involve the web.
>>55343941
Never thought I'd see literal code blocks.
>>55345954
>literal slut
>a douchebag's friend
It's an unfair comparison.
>>55343941
Kek
>>55345895
I work backend and keep that shit so optimized that 70+% of the processing time is the single highly optimized call I make to sql server.
Then mr. webdev comes along and writes his shitty .net interfaces that literally increase the processing time by 3 orders of magnitude.
Web Dev isn't an excuse for a webpage that takes 9 fucking seconds to load on the internal network, especially when I'm sending it everything it needs to display in under 100 ms.
>>55346075
kek
classic nef
>>55346082
Okay I see your point but we're just talking about OOP being bloated in itself, even if your code is optimized. That in itself should not be an obstacle to using OOP unless you're doing really heavy processing. Right?
>>55345774
It's not inaccurate.
>>55335287
>Comet Cursor, Bonzi Buddy and Flash
>"faster" video cards
>Programming in perl
>DOS gets access to command prompt in other machines
>Lunix
>Illigal
>Soviet computer hacker
>Linyus Torovoltos
>The mp3 program
>Computer radiation
Last one for today, Im going to bed, its Midnight here in Europe.
Dont let the thread die.
>>55343941
what the fuck, lol?
>>55346133
I'm not saying OOP is inherently bad, I'm saying that cycles are indeed important because they cause the autistic backend faggots like myself to stress over why our shit isn't being handled in a timely manner.
>>55346250
Who's the semen demon?
>>55345591
several compile errors is the only thing I see happening here
>>55346283
Okay. I mostly exaggerated to trigger your kind of autist because I don't think OOP, Java and scripted languages should be seen as inherently bad except in cases where they are practically bad. but I agree that optimization is important even in cases where it's not necessarily critical.
>>55344191
what the fuck programming language is that? Is that Python or some shit?
>>55346204
that's actually from the future. in 2020 all intel processors are manufactured to the same spec, performance is gated behind licenses
>>55346330
Just like cisco routers.
>>55335287
Oh my fuck, I can't stop laughing.
>>55339731
>>55345504
heh?
also, VB is fucking shit
>>55345790
oh, that's just disgusting....
>>55344817
kek
>>55346169
it's mostly funny because of the plasma ray gun and the futuristic whatever-the-fuck-it-does retard helmet
>>55345537
what's wrong with strcpy?
>>55346623
bad programmers
![61VDHwGQNPL._SL1000_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XMy5neW.jpg "61VDHwGQNPL._SL1000_[1].jpg")
http://www.amazon.co.uk/PNY-Graphics-NVIDIA-TESLA-GDDR5/dp/B00S1K54DY/ref=sr_1_8?s=computers&ie=UTF8&qid=1467327798&sr=1-8&keywords=rx+480#customerReviews
>>55346667
You can tell because they use strcpy
>>55346091
post more nef
>>55339966
DUBS TO THE MAX
>>55345790
System shock 3 final boss?
>>55345434
I still have my Note 3, its a great phone which still works great
>>55346322
Yes
>>55346204
I wonder how many minutes it took for someone to find the unlock payload and throw it in another program
>>55344928
agreed
I don't know why I'm still browsing though
>>55345996
>Being to beta to grab your friend's ass
>>55346043
Thank you so much for posting this. I've been looking for it for a very long time.
>>55345882
Can't stop laughing, does no one else get this?
>>55347355
oh fuck I said to instead of too
I failed
tragic comedy represented
>>55342045
I thought i lost you webm
>>55345882
Fantastic.
>>55347581
Graphics cards and Maki
>>55343809
>>>55340701
>> Believe me, passwords are at least this retarded 90% of the time (and even more retarded 9% of it)
That....that probability doesn't even make logical sense. It would have to be at least 99% because even more is conjoined with at least son.
>>55335287
>>55344396
>This will replaced
Damn pajeets.
>>55329518
AMD and Tesla, both have A Missing Driver. Only one is honest about it.
>>55347373
I didn't see what stuck to the cpu under the thermal paste for a second. lel
>>55347355
yeah.
good luck with that.
>>55346043
it's like a modern art piece but more beautiful
>>55345774
>the police will need evidence to prove that he is guilty
Wow, this really is outdated.
>>55347857
post more maki
>>55345790
>>55342045
What logo is that? Looks kinda like World of Tanks
>>55347402
Well the "by Rammstein" part makes it fairly obvious. But it's still pretty funny
>>55349742
Is this guy trying to be a cult leader or something? Unlikely idealistic promises are often part of their manipulation tactics.
>>55343776
Lost my shit at "leggable"
>>55343902
This isn't funny and never will be funny. GET OFF MUH G REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55343776
>Subhuman
>fleas = 14;
>>55345608
>>55329762
fake
>>55342646
I know this isn't b
...
but I can't be the only anon that wants to have a chuckle trolling this parents with nothing, but the truth
>>55346043
chinese_desktop.jpg
>>55339966
I'd really love to try this just for fun
>>55340600
even when this comes from a cancer site, the joke redeems it
>>55346091
>commador
every time
>>55345042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndX0YNA70s
Anyone have the image of the guy who didn't receive his package from Amazon and posted his empty hand as proof ?
>sorry if my English is broken as fuck
>>55345360
it isn't shipped with a bootloader, if it is shipped in a distro bootloader it probably was because of poettering massive shilling to other distros
you can replace the init parameter to init with systemd
>>55345273
it does work better and faster, but it confers redundant stuff or layers to the init system, pretty much not focusing on the real task at hand, such as a console (which is already included in the default linux kernel), a user management layer, a local(ization) management layer, a time management layer, and other layers which are not necessary for the system to init, since there are other programs which serve those specific purposes
>>55346800
In this day, I still don't know what motivated him to embarrass himself by being a delliberate liar.
>>55350967
His only legit post or one that would leave a good impression is that one of Ruby programming.
>>55343941
There's surprisingly much software out there that has this sort of commenting all over it.
>>55345790
That's not bad at all. It's hidden behind the backplate for a reason, if the whole case wasn't opened, you wouldn't be seeing any of the wires.
>>55335287
>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.
>>55345882
i'm laughing histerically
>>55343880
fellow Perl Monk?#!/usr/bin/perl
use warnings; use strict;
print "I IZ HAX\n";
>>55339966
>55
>33
>99
>66
>>55341730
avant
>>55335287
>hime
>>55339966
>quad dubs
>>55335287
>there is someone this ignorant out there
I chuckled at "Soviet computer hacker".
>>55346800
>>55346800
another one
>>55342002
break; yourself.
>>55352926
that skiddy couldn't hack his way out of his grandma's dusty cunt
>>55346800
3rd one
>>55345361
Its a horrible card. Have you seen the wattage dilemma?
>>55346800
4th
No idea if funny or just plain Neffy
>>55346800
last one I think
>>55352955
>he has his bookmarks toolbar showing
wouldn't expect anything less from old Nef
>>55352985
>>55353000
>>55352955
i just perma-cringed
also
>that guy who launches an ubuntu vm in class, does nothing, just clicks around dragging the square around the screen, then shuts it off
>that guy who reads things in class like "how to hunt down malware on your windows installation" from plebwire.com
>that same guy who thinks he's gonna be a hacker or even get a job after graduating
>the same guy who plays games in class because he thinks he knows everything, even though he clearly knows nothing
>>55344050
He's not wrong you know.
/dev/urandom uses /dev/random's source first then falls back to a pseudo RNG.
i got one
>that guy who professes he's concerned about privacy yet uses windows 10 and ubuntu
>>55344223
underrated
funny as shit
>>55353059
He is completely wrong.
You cannot destroy entropy, its a fundamental fact of physics.
He is just talking out of his ass, as usual.
(found another Nef)
>>55343967
This is pretty sad
>>55343992
>>55344075
I've never used PHP. Is that a way of redefining the variable or something?
>>55353116
>hur dur look how smart i am i no physics n stuff
Where the fuck in his post did he ever imply entropy was destroyed you stupid retard?
protip: drained != destroyed
The entropy is simply being transferred to whoever read it.
>>55353162
>The entropy is simply being transferred to whoever read it.
Thats not how any of that works.
Entropy when read (to generate PRN) stays the same.
Honestly with your level of fucktardedness you would make great SystemD developer.
>>55345591
>>55335287
>over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases
>>55345591
What a nicely written undefined behavior.
