>be me
>buy iPhone
>can't open webm from 4chan
>can't download mp4 from others chans
>no apps for 4chan
Android, I miss you.
>image.jpg
>>55310153
you deserve it
>>55310153
>he fell for the apple meme
>>55310153
Use VLC if you really need to see webms
>VLC
Try the fortune app on cydia nigga u retarded
>>55310257
thats automatically the filename when downloading a pic off mobile browser
>>55310153
why the shit would you buy an iphone in 2000+16
they offer nothing just extra faggotry with their phones
>>55310323
You void your warranty wile i void my bladder
whilst i eat a platter a poo poo platter
of poo poo pee pee and diarhea stew
mmmmmmm yummi yummi not very good
Im gyriating my hips rigtt now
circularly
sensually
my penis is unerect
>>55310153
I regret falling for the apple meme so fucking hard. Earlier this month I got a free upgrade for my 6 to a 6s because the touchscreen stopped responding on the 6. Now I wake up this morning and my 6s won't even turn on. I checked to make sure it was actually charged and everything, nothing. It was just fucked. Went by the Verizon store again and they're sending me a new one via mail for free.
>just fuck my shit up tbqh
3 more hours before Apple store opens and I am going to buy my first. Android shittiness and SE prices convinced me to make the jump. Hope the shit isn't sold out again.
/hype
>>55310153
If you bought one without knowing all this, you're the idiot consumer who doesn't inform him/herself. How did you even handle Android?
>>55311711
>2016
>1136x640
>>55311711
>knowing all this stuff
>still wanting apple.
Pajeet, my son, don't fall for memes.
>>55311744
Yeah, what a shame they didn't put a 4k screen into 4", I am worried about having a too good battery life and shit.
>>55310153
>can't open webm from 4chan
What is Merlin?
>>55311744
>1136x640
It's actually 1334×750, doe.
>>55311769
Android is arguably better in literally every aspect
>>55310153
>pay 600 dollars for a literal brick
what is wrong with apple users
>>55311769
>I am worried about having a too good battery life
ayyyyyyyyyyylmao
http://www.gsmarena.com/battery-test.php3
>apps for 4chan
>>55311789
they should make it 1337x420 and market it as the Dope Display
>>55311790
>every aspect
>java
>>55311790
Except all the relevant aspects
>>55311816
Android do better even with java as a handicap
this show how IOS is shit
>>55311816
What about it, cuck? Make an argument against it instead of shilling. You can write apps in other languages as well.
>>55311816
Still better than lagOS.
>>55311764
What stuff? I rarely browse 4chins, never on phone, never downloading shit on it and could count the times I actually open a webm on one hand. All the stuff OP mentioning doesn't affect me at all.
>>55311790
Outside of actually working right. Or having non tablet phones options. Or updates with a non Nexus phone. (which are all ugly shit after 5)
Been using Android since 2011 but it barely improved, while the downsides became more apparent. iOS was pure shit at start but became pretty viable one or two years ago. And there is no arguing with SE cheap ass price.
>>55311798
One of the best at web browsing when counting relevant phones only. Do you seriously care about talk time?
>>55311850
How come my iPhone 5 is fast on 9.3?
oh wait, I know, software updates
>>55311845
You can't write apps in other languages if you want to use the standard GUI libraries, which you do for everything but gaymes.
How about having a standard ABI that any compiled language can link to instead?
>>55311850
>market sentiment analysis
How about you post some technical data, at the very least?
>>55311798
non-retarded test
SE has god tier battery life
>>55311872
You can, rajesh. Most jvm languages can compile for android as well. Scala is one example.
>>55311866
>i never do anything other than call and text
>i should definitely buy an expensive iphone to suite my needs.
>>55311711
>iShit
>3 minute battery life
>good
>>55311898
>Most jvm languages
Yeah, so how about non-JVM languages. Like real languages?
>>55311887
>non-retarded test
>posts retarded graph
>>55311902
>$600
>literally less battery life than $30 throwaway phones
iKUCKS
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KUCKED
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>>55311898
>call and text
Also music, porn, notes and reading news/ebooks. Since not a single Android phone can do it without turning into a laggy mess over time that won't get updates (or updates that break shit, Sony broke LTE with Marshmallow) there isn't much of a choice.
>>55311956
>android
>updates that break shit
>apple literally bricks phones with updates
>>55311956
And not a single iShit can do it without turning into a laggy mess when the next iToy releases and Apple flips the kill switch.
>>55311930
>battery lasts all day
>faster than any android phone
>software updates forever
>better apps and dev support
>best 3rd and 1st party support
>imessage
>better build quality
>consistent and good looking UI
>secure/encrypted
>almost no depreciation
hmmm I wonder where the money goes
>>55311979
PAJEET MY SON
>>55311979
To the Caribbean seeing as you paid $900 to get a $200 phone.
>>55311979
>imessage
>secure/encrypted
Forgot this two. Damn nice things to have as well.
>>55311968
>>55311972
lmao
typical argument from poorfags that dont get any software updates.
how can anyone give money to a company that is going to completely abandon their devices in a couple of years?
>>55311979
>iShit
>build quality
>>55312003
Ok, show me a 200$ phone that has all that
Why anyone would be dumb enough to willingly use lagOS is beyond me
>>55312014
>defends a company that bricks all their devices after a year to force you to buy another
>>55312014
Buying cheap shit, complaining about it and buying more cheap shit instead of spending initially a bit more for something good is a prevalent attitude of the poor.
>>55312036
Bragging about cheap shit is a prevalent attitude of the poor.
>>55312032
dont worry m8, save some money and you will be able to afford an iPhone some day
>>55312048
But anon, nobody is bragging about it. We're just laughing about poorfags.
>>55312048
Fucking #REKT.
>>55312018
Lmao so glad I didn't fall for the meme
>>55312048
And you cant even afford cheap shit
>android user
>not poor
lmao
http://www.businessinsider.com/android-is-for-poor-people-maps-2014-4
>>55312063
6S is built like a tank tho
>>55312075
2 rupees have been deposited in your loo Rajeesh!
>>55312074
>the only way iToddlers ever do this comparison is by lumping $900 phones in with $10 phones
What's the matter? Too scared of a real comparison?
Stay poor iPeasant. :^)
How do I send and receive webm with iPhone? Like if I wanted to share? Do I really need to convert to mp4 each time? I thought video were integrated into imessage in ios10
>>55311912
Dont bark if you don't understand something. You have no idea what programming is. Also, apple gives you the choice of swift and objective meme only.
>>55312103
poorfags in denial mode
http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2014/04/05/surprise-apples-iphones-are-expensive-so-rich-people-are-more-likely-to-have-them/#30e67bcd73ed
http://www.businessinsider.com/credit-suisse-estimates-588-million-apple-users-2016-4
http>>55312129
://money.cnn.com/2015/01/22/technology/mobile/iphone-smart-study/
How many pictures do you have save there lmao?
>>55312116
>webm
>iPhone
>>55312075
There are more reasons I don't like Apple. For starters, people pay way more for the same shit, about 10 times for the same phone. I get the same specs, build quality, speed and updates. It's honestly not about being a poor fag but instead giving worth to the money you spend. Something iDiots will never understand.
>>55311956
Modern phones don't get laggy and you can always install cyanogenmod for long support, apple bricks phones more with updates.
>>55312143
>iFag is so poor he collects articles about tech illiterate rich people to boost his own self confidence and brag about on a tech board
>>55312143
Fix your links faggot
>>55312167
Actually rich people are more educated than poor people therefore iPhone users know more about technology than android users.
Keep crying poorfag. Im sure you still have a folder full of ihateapple.jpg
>>55312167
#SHREKT
>>55312194
>iPhone users know more about technology than
ayylmao
>>55312147
It has to be possible with cydia at least right?
>>55312210
Its true. Android users are poor and dumb. Just because a couple of /g/entoos think android is better because they can rice their homescreen and run emulators doesn't change the fact that you are using a poorfag phone.
>>55312233
>iToddler thinks he knows anything about technology
>thinks he even belongs here
>>55312233
Samsung Galaxy edges are more expensive than iphones. Try harder.
>>55312194
You're being so obvious here, come on. Here s you reply tho
>>55312233
Everyone that isn't literally homeless can afford an iShit, stop trying so hard to push the poorfag argument
It really shows how useless these phones are if the only way to promote them is making fun of people who can't afford it
>>55312194
Putting in some overtime Pajeet?
>>55312245
hurr stop liking what I dont like
>>55312246
still poorfag phone
>>55312249
nice argument
>>55312258
none of that changes the fact that android users are poor and iPhone users are rich
cry some more poorfags
>>55312157
That's completely deluded poorfaggotory, mate. There are like 5 phones on the market that somehow match A9 at speed and once you include memory performance, it becomes ridiculously one sided. The rest of your claims are even more wrong.
>>55312159
That would be nice but very far from reality. As mentioned before, I don't do anything especially tasking on mine, yet the performance is still shit. Sure Snapdragon 801 isn't the high end anymore but my sisters iPhone 5 runs better with half the RAM too and it's on 9.3
> install cyanogenmod for long support
Why would I give my money to a company only to be dependant on bored people from the community? The shitty support is not only a practical problem.
>>55312246
How many of the people who can buy a Galaxy Edge actually bitch about iFruit stuff? Usually it's either the poorfags or the I-want-to-customize-my-phone-with-waifus-fags.
>>55312278
>>55312291
RAJEESH
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I have a last years flagship android, once the update deleted everything, switching to lollipop after 4.4.4 shortened my battery life horribly and its not the same snappy very fast phone like it was when bought.
I have no experience with ios but saying android is perfect is fucking autistic
>>55312278
POO IN LOO
>>55312318
>>55312325
>android users
>calling me indian
bwahhaah
>>55312355
>iphone user
>shits in the street
>>55312381
>le reaction face
>>55312385
>le street shitting face
>>55312411
how many of those you got?
>>55312421
how many designated shitting streets do you have? :^)
>>55312411
Oh the irony.
http://gizmodo.com/5609444/iphones-users-have-twice-as-much-sex-as-android-users-plus-which-camera-makes-you-sexiest
>>55312435
What is the folder called?
>>55312436
>iFag bragging about how much gay sex they have
>>55312442
Something with grapes probably.
>>55312442
One Infinite Loo obviously.
>>55312436
Gay sex is not something to brag about pajeet
>>55311956
Top kek. I'm still on my almost 4 year old Nexus 4 with Marshmallow. Never experienced a single moment of lag even while listening to music, browsing with 15 tabs open and lots of apps in the background. But the Nexus 4 is particularly known for its god-tier memory management though.
>>55312436
Surprising actually. I though poor people had more sex.
>>55312494
Never underestimate applefags.
>>55312509
me on the left
>>55312468
Ok. So you post these pictures every time there is an apple thread? You think they are funny?
I mean, its just a company like any other, dont you think its a little bit too far to hate everyone that buys their products?
>>55312540
No? People who buy Apple products are retards.
>>55312642
this desu senpai
>>55312655
you guys are crazy omfg!!
>>55312642
Can we talk about it? Why do you feel that way?
>>55312642
Point proven: >>55312673
>>55312691
I think it's more important to address the issue of why you don't take the poo to the loo.
>>55312710
Just look a little deeper, where does this hostility towards people that buy comes from?
>>55312691
>buying an inferior product for twice the price
>being proud of that shit
>acting like it's some revolutionary shit and forming huge queues outisde stores before launch as if Apple reinvented life
>just to show people "omg le iphone!!! I'm so rich and superior because i suck le apple cockkk xD"
>missing half the features that cheaper phones have
Plus, everyone who gets an iphone just wants it because it "just werks", which is a clear indication of incompetent, dumb people who are incapable of wanting to explore their hardware and use it to its full potential.
>>55312754
It's not a sense of hostility. It's just a feeling of complete derision towards those poor beings who are applefags.
>>55312754
Just look a little deeper, where does this desire to shit in the street come from?
>>55312898
Why do you fags associate iphones with rajeets? Only a small subset of the population buys iphones in India. Everyone else has Samsungs and HTCs and other chinkshit phones. Xiaomi, Vivo, Micromax are the most popular brands.
>>55312921
Because Apple pays Indians to shitpost on anonymous imageboards
>>55312967
Not that surprising really.
Get fortune, much better than clover. I kind of miss it.
>>55312921
Why do you fags associate streets with shitting?
>>55310153
>buy Iphone
Kek
>>55310153
>>buy iPhone
why anon, why?
>>55310153
>>buy iPhone
Found your problem.
You fags get genuinely upset over other people's phone decisions... HOLY SHIT THIS BOARD IS PATHETIC
>claim to be concerned about privacy
>exclusively use a mobile OS developed by and advertising company
>>55313073
sour grapes
>>55310153
There is a crashy 4chan client called "Fortune", which you can download through cydia if you have jailbroken your iphone.
>>55313105
>applefags mad they can't reach the android grapes
>>55313135
Forgot to mention, it also supports non-60fps webms.
>>55313082
As of droids have any important data on their phones to worry about it.
>>55313105
>>55310153
>be me
well that's where everything went wrong
>>55313226
kek
>>55310153
I use Wizard and it works great
>>55313306
>640x1136
POORFAG
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>>55312994
We don't. At least the urban population doesn't. The other 500m people are fucking disgusting retards who need to be wiped off this earth. They're the useless, brain-dead poorfags who shit in the streets. Literally nothing of value would be lost if they vanished.
>>55313324
>you need more than 325 ppi
>>55313355
>justifying being poor this hard
>>55313375
As you wish :^)
>>55313375
It's a fucking phone. Above 720x1280 is pointless and 640x1136 is pretty damned close
>>55310153
>VLC opens and saves Webms, and is superior to Chrome
>VLC opens and saves mp4s
IPhones are good phones. Stop being a fanboy.
Sent from my Xperia Z3+
>>55313474
depends on screen size
>>55313474
>$700 phone
>can't even watch videos on Youtube in 720p, forget 1080p
>mfw
>>55313474
>Above 720x1280 is pointless and 640x1136 is pretty damned close
>iFags are THIS poor
>>55313570
>t. http://ulefone.com/page-u007-presale.html
>>55313536
>le private mode for 4chan
get the fuck out
>>55313625
He doesn't want his mom to know he browses the 4chins
>>55313537
No it dosent... a 720p screen or even lower will look PERFECTLY fine even on a 6" screen
Did the mods just ban me?
>>55313644
>6" screen
>720p
>will look fine
HOLY SHIT. APPLEFAGS IN ULTIMATE DENIAL
>>55313729
Then show me proof it WON'T look nice
>>55313644
That's just under 250ppi. My Nexus 7 with a 7" screen looks horrible with 267ppi. Stop being a fanboy and justifying stupid shit from your stupid company.
>>55313767
Look at any old Samsung Galaxy Tablet from 2012. They all had 6"+ screens with a resolution around 720p. Those screens looked bad. You can literally make out the individual pixels even if you hold them at arm's length which ruins the experience.
>>55311887
> SE has god tier battery life
> OP2 beats it by almost 30 minutes.
>>55311887
how the fuck they got 8 hours with the 5s? I barely get 4 with ios 9.3.2. Fuck this
>>55313804
Well that's samshit they don't know how to make decent things unlike apple. apple could make a 6" phone with sub 720p and I will would be THE BEST looking phone on the market
>>55313846
Epic b8. You tried man, you tried.
>>55313846
I can't discern whether or not you're b8ing, ironically defending Apple, or just completely retarded.
>>55313804
>Comparing old PLS TFT LCD screen with 145ppi vs IPS LED one with 325+ ppi
>>55313922
>325ppi
He's talking about 720p on a 6" screen. That's less than 250ppi.
Learn2read or kys.
>>55313644
>720p
>PERFECTLY fine
>even on a 6" screen
>>55313135
>>55310153
this, it's not free though, and not worth $3 for how feature-less and buggy it is.
but you can get a pirated version from repo.hackyouriphone.org
>>55310153
use iphone to call and message people. not open 4chan.
>having to jailbreak your iphone just to play webms
>jailbreaking voids warranty and you risk getting your phone locked
APPLELFAGS WILL DEFEND THIS
>>55314045
>having to install custom ROMS on your lagdroid just to get updates
>custom ROMs void warranty and you risk getting your phone locked
POORFAGS WILL DEFEND THIS
MODS
TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD
>>55314125
Jokes on you, I have a Nexus 6P with latest N preview. Plus I know what I'm doing while flashing ROMs and won't get my phone bricked, as I'm not a retard.
>>55311814
Apps usually run way better than the browser and have far more features. For example, I can read 4chan threads that I've visited even with no internet access or if they've 404ed because it caches all the data.
>>55313316
Sorry it's actually called Merlin
>>55310412
Wat
>>55314125
>Apple fags actually WANTING updates
Tfw still have ipad 2 running IOS 5 and iphone 5 running IOS 6
>Still have s5 running kitkat and have disabled all updates
>>55310360
>Captain obvious reporting for duty
>>55312048
Can confirm. I live near Detroit and basically everyone there has an iPhone, and yes, it is one that they pay for.
>>55310304
yeah good luck with that
>>55312216
yah, get fortune
>itt apple sheep argue that they didn't waste all of daddy's money on a shiny white locked-down toy
>>55314125
So you base your phone's quality on how much you paid for it?
Well you know what they say, a fool and his money are soon parted.
Or should I say, your parent's money?
Wow, apple cucks are totally triggered today
>>55313341
>He admits to being pajeet without irony or shame
Don't you have a loo to poo into ya filthy brown jew?
>>55310412
what the fuck did I just read?
