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So I have a laptop here with bitlocker on it, how do i break into this thing? Its a friend's laptop and he says he forgot the password, can anything be done?
BitLocker is some trashy unsecure M$ shit right? So this should be easy for /g/ to figure out
>>55297129
Give it back Miguel...
Give the rightful owner back his laptop, Jamal.
Bitlocker is very secure against criminals and rogue agents.
It is, however, backdoored by the US government.
Contact the FBI, they'll be able to get into it.
>>55297129
Return laptop to owner, Pedro.
Give it back you mudslime jew
>>55297129
There's nothing that can be done, even if you didn't steal it OP, which you probably did.
You're better off just installing a new OS on top of the encrypted data, wipe the drive install Windows and carry on.
Ya'll need to lighten up. This nigger clearly is trying to sell this stolen laptop so he can pay for ancestry.com and finally find his father.
>>55297191
>>55297168
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>>55297137
I didn't steal it wtf
>>55297152
So if i pay a visit to the local FBI office they can help if i bring him along? Thanks pal i'll give it a try today.
Lol mustafa cant unlock bitlocker his du useless is this guy your poor friends got you instead of a good hacker
>>55297212
BitLocker is AES-256, i would hope that 'mustafa' couldn't unlock it let alone any person of any other race.
Google harder there are many tools out there to unlock bitlocker if Google can't help you go to the dark side of the internet but don't forget use some protection everyone on the tor network try to hack you.
Better use a doublefirewall and 3 antiviruse apps
>>55297259
Antivirus software useless, if your machine is infected by a virus you need to reformat immediately, that machine is compromised. A virus can run arbitrary code, that means any code of any kind to install further back-doors that even the best anti-virus can't possibly remove all of them in the cluster fuck that is the windows registry.
I wouldn't trust any machine that a virus scanner detected anything running in memory on.
Return this thing now, Paolo
>>55297276
Ye that's why I run 10 firewalls in a vodoocircle no virus can reach my router.
And i always hack from a Mac because noone can hack Apple.
>>55297259
don't go to the TOR network its so fucking scary. Last time I visited this place someone send me some drugs in realife and I didn't do anything there.
Return the laptop
>>55297277
Col cazzo che lo faccio
>>55297410
kek
give it to the AISI
Install gentoo.
give it back ^^
Luckily, when you setup Bitlocker you save the recovery key somewhere place. Simply locate this from where it was securely stored, and use it to regain access, and then reset the Bitlocker password.
>>55297138
Do you think OP would really be worrying about decrypting the thing if they stole it? It's easier cash just wiping the thing and selling it.
Microsoft stores recovery keys on your microsoft account in recent versions. Just google it, microsoft has a help doc on it.
EZ bitlocker remove
1. start the computer
2. killyourself
>>55297129
Give it back, Jamal.
>>55297152
it isn't, plug in a windows xp and magic will happen
>>55297129
nice try mudslime isis jew donkey fucker
Fuck off
>>55297129
better brexit than jamal
