is that a pirated windows and pirated software on your computer? i'm gonna need to see your id
>>55293324
Fuck off
>>55293324
F u officer i need to see a warrant
>>55293331
Calm down, Ricky.
>>55293324
I fucked your bitch
And i use gentoo now piss off
>>55293324
No, it's ReactOS.
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
Are you detaining me?
>>55293396
NO, YOU ARE BEING SHOT
>>55293398
Maybe. What do you think?
>Hello we are Microsoft's loss prevention team. Can you please show me proof your Windows 10 copy is legitimate?
>go to jail for torrenting
>data caps
land of the free
>lmao
>>55293396
[ TAZER INTENSIFIES ]
>>55293571
BRAIN DAMAGE IMMINENT!
>>55293324
>but my pc is broken officer
>virus encrypted all my files
>>55293655
good one
>>55293457
o-o-o-ok
>>55293655
is there a way to make LUKS on LVM say some ransomware "your PC is locked, send bitcoins to..." instead of "Please unlock sda5" when it boots?
>>55294069
You may configure grub to silently launch winblows partition with genuine ransomware. Or just change plymouth/usplash theme.
>>55293324
GET A WARRENT
>>55293571
I watched a lady get tased a few months ago in a similar situation.
>"YOU WONT TASE ME YOU WONT TASE ME DO IT TASE ME DO IT HUH COME ON FUCKING DO IT"
>gets rekt
>sues border patrol
