yo /g/ i wanna impress some friends i haven't seen in a few years. What is the most impressive tech shit i can buy ?
$470000 jetpack
a towel to wipe my cum off your mom's face
/thread
>>55272089
A dragon dildo
>>55272089
Tech shit isn't impressive. If you want to make your normie friends think you're rich, rent a BMW or a Porche.
Normie friends? A macbook or whatever looks really shiny.
A new gaymen rig or laptop.
A home server with cool bumper stickers on it, mine bitcoins with it and run your own email domain or something.
Maybe buy a drone and learn how to fly it around and program flight patterns and tasks.
Or not be a cuck, and just hang out with your friends.
>>55272099
can't /thread yourself you fucking mouthbreathing retard
OP just buy a nice smartphone no one has ever heard of, like the newest huawei or something.
>>55272089
Google glasses? Smartwatches? VR? I dunno
>>55272099
>/thread'ing yourself
>>55272089
A HUEG alienware or a aming rig.
>>55272099
not sure why this made me kek
>>55272165
>can't /thread yourself
but just did you fucking retarded.
>muh rules
>>55272165
>>55272184
fucking >>>/b/ trash eat a black dick
>This entire thread
some superb Sunday afternoon shitposting
a gf
All of you
>>55272227
i didn't /thread myself
holy fuck are you seriously this retarded? no one is this dumb right?
>muh rules
IT'S FUCKING WEIRD AND AWKWARD AS FUCK WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO /thread HIMSELF.
seriously it's not a rule but it's so fucking retarded.
>>55272229
oh my fuck you're completely hopeless.
>>55272099
>it's a lonely-sweaty-obese-neckbeard-virgin tries to /thread himself and a couple anons call him out for his lack of social understanding and watch the lsonv sperg out episode
get ya popcorn ready
>he tried to /thread himself
>>55272089
That's a handsome doge.
