Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Hand injury anon posts shark that hurt him >>55253747 posts pic of his alleged shark attack injury >>55256820
• Speaking of sharks, a certain shitposter's on the loose again spreading misinfo about sharks >>55257447
• Anon has a lot of chink shit on display >>55255472
• MotoSpeed Inflictor CK104 mechanical keyboard currently on sale for $45.99 >>55253782
• Aula/Lingyi also makes for a great and cheap alternative mechanical keyboard >>55255550
• Anon finished his Dragonfly metal puzzle >>55255586 looks fly as fuck!
• Redmi Note 3 Pro CONFIRMED working in the US >>55242079
• A look into some Chinese assembly lines >>55256498
• Anon picks up fake Xiaomi Piston 2s >>55258542
• Anon got his MiBand2 off Gearbest already >>55258622 posts early thoughts >>55258871
• UnbiasedTech reviews manages to fool some anons into thinking his chink pants burst into flames >>55258703 >>55258724 >>55258812 >>55258841
• Anon claims to have made order with the artist craftsmen of Dafen Village, what piece of fine art he commisioned them to copy you ask? Weeb art from Japan (still curious to see what exactly you ordered.) >>55258930
Interesting short docs of Dafen Vilage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvesYh2zSDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZDO5y43ZU
Previous thread >>55253261
I bought a BM-800 setup and still have yet to use it at all.
>>55259123
Best chink Bluetooth headphones for my phone?
Recommend an over-ear MP3 player for running. Not a Ruizo please. Need it seamless over ear for running.
>>55259249
I have the KZ Ate and I use them for running. It works way better for me than over-ear players.
>Come back from having some beers with friends
>Browsw /csg/
Such a great and fullfilling life.
On a side note, I'm probably ordering a 120GB KingDian SSD tomorrow.
Anyone know why the BM800 is so quiet?
>>55259282
P H A N T O M P O W E R
>>55259282
You need to supply phantom power.
I bought these shits from banggood :
This cheap RC helicopter for my brother's birthday
http://eu.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-QS-QS5013-2_5CH-Mini-Micro-Remote-Control-RC-Helicopter-wp-Eu-941430.html
These Xiaomi usb gadgets because fuck they're cool :
http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-Mini-Portable-USB-Fan-p-977375.html
http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-LED-Light-With-USB-For-Power-Bank-Tablet-p-950793.html
>>55259123
To the guy asking about dafen village from the last csg.
Yes, we can make the high quality paintings as per your following attached images, with our creative painting technique, and please find our best price for you as follows:
100% handmade oil painting on canvas, according to customer's following attached images and instructions of:
No frame - diy stretch bar.
Shipping to Canada. -------- if it's in size of 24x36 inches ------ USD 109 / pc (High Quality)
-------- if it's in size of 30x40 inches ------ USD 139 / pc (High Quality)
and if we send this oil paintings to your location by DHL the courier charge will be USD 30, kindly please note.
please kindly note the price we quoted are based on high quality, in realistic oil painting technique with accurate colour and carefully and detailed brushstroke and 100% handmade,and attached please find photos of the similar subject paintings we made before,for your viewing the quality level and technique, if any comments please feel free to inform.
If we paint then we'll use the high quality canvaz for you and will ensure you of the high quality painting. and will follow your every details.
And, regarding the payment, we normally accept 50% to be paid before we started, and then after we finished the painting we'll send you the photo for your confirmation first. after we got your balance payment we'll send out by DHL to your location.
It takes around 7-10 days for us to finish the High Quality oil painting for you.
if any question regarding our quote please feel free to inform.
look forward to your early reply.
Best Regards,
Henry Qu (Manager) /mobile: 0086-13631682434
SHENZHEN DAFEN AND DECO CO., LTD.
Factory and showroom: No. 247, Busha Road, Dafen Oil Painting Village, Buji Town, Shenzhen,China
Tel: +86-755-2870 6173
Fax: +86-755-28723729
MSN: [email protected] Skype: hqoffice
E-mail: [email protected]
Website: www.dafenvillageonline.com
>>55259280
Careful anon, don't drink and chink.
>>55259321
Replying to myself: It's been 11 days. I might have been chinked. I should email "Henry" and see what's up with my order
>>55259321
Wow that's a Chinaman !
>>55259321
Yes but what exactly did you commission them?
>>55259346
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-six_Views_of_Mount_Fuji_(Hiroshige)
why do so many people in csg have disgusting injuries?
>>55259366
Not all the views...Just one.
>>55259370
>csg
>chinkshit general
Dude
Anyone know a half decent wifi extender?
>>55259370
There's Unbiased and the anon with a cast.
We don't even know if the latter is a disgusting injury.
>>55259398
He has some gross zigzag stitching. He posted a pic in the last thread. But once he's fully healed it probably won't look that bad.
>>55259370
People who buy cheap chink ripoffs have no shame
>>55259370
exploding batteries
any good cheap mics on gearbest?
>>55259287
>>55259295
>phantom power
How to do so?
>>55259441
Holy shit you fucking retard, read the fucking wiki, or browse the previous threads.
The BM700-800 appears almost every fucking thread.
>>55259441
lazy idiot frogposter
>>55259473
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_150335.html
>>55259263
Okay thx. I'll get some.
any chinkshit sites with decent sex toys? I can't seen to find hardly any. I need a large selection to satisfy my desires
Wait, you can get paintings done in China?
Does that mean I can get a painting of me and my waifu?
>>55259543
An anon bought $1.78 tenga eggs off of Aliexpress and he liked them.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Top-Selling-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Pussy-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Vagina-Real-Pussy-Pocket/32606266502.html
>>55259545
thats what Henry says, you might have to Photoshop it together yourself or have some artfag here on 4chan help you
>>55259545
Please don't
>>55259545
>>55259587
If you post screenshots of the result I will Photoshop it for you
>>55259492
Thanks m8
>>55259614
It's me, the Henry engager.
I will totally update csg with the results. I just sent Henry an email asking where my art is.
Based on the conversation, they got started for 50% of the money down. Next, the art gets completed and he's supposed to send me photos for approval. If I approve, I send the rest of the cash. If I don't, "Kathy" gets executed, her family gets an invoice for the bullet and Henry starts a new canvas.
Kathy better hope I approve.
>>55259543
not chinkshit, but my most recent shipment was one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B015RER9N4/
it's more than decent - perhaps a little pricy, but it's rechargeable and it's real silicone, and quite powerful
sadly there's probably no chance of getting pure silicone toys at chinkshit prices, since it's easy to fake and most people don't seem to give a shit about materials
>search "doboly" in aliexpress
>post results
>>55260034
same as yours, why would you want people to do this?
>>55260178
Well, they don't have to do it. It's just fucked up.
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Original-XIAOMI-Stereo-Wireless-Headset-BT4-1-Sports-Earphone-for-iPhone-Galaxy-Mobile-Phones---Black-346913.html
What keeps this thing from falling off my ears?? when I'm running??
>>55260326
chinese magic
I need a new phone and this will be my first chinkphone, so please be gentle with me.
Should i buy the Redmeme 3 Pro, 3S Pro or Note 3 Pro? I do prefer a 5" screen over 5.5", but the RN3P has amazing specs for the price.
Anyways, whichever i chose, what case/screen protector is recommended? I'm leaning towars nilkin tempered glas + either nilkin hardcase or TPU case and probably buy the pistons 3, too.
I'll most likely buy from honorbuy or aliexpress (top one), since honorbuy has an EU warehouse and top one the beste offer.
About the "gifts" you get. Say, if i bought a tempered glass protector, will they automatically put a case in there, or simply chink on me and give me a second (useless plastic) protector?
They also say that i can tell them not to "quality check" aka flash their rom on it, is this recommended?
Is there anything to know about importing to netherlands or germany? I'm concerned about importing to germany directly, top one states that there will be no custom fees, but their very own shipping infograph shows DHL custom fees, which is confusing.
There's no point in getting a chinkphone if i have to pay more than 50€ shipping + customs.
Thanks in advance to anyone who answers, i'm really afraid of getting chinked with this.
>>55260394
I got my Redmi Note 3 Pro from top one, I chose the flip cover and they tossed in a couple of plastic sceeen protectors and a silicone case, I asked them to not "check" my phone in order to avoid the chink vendor rom
If you order from top one you don't have to worry about custom, I live in Italy and customs here are a bitch, they'll first send the pack to the UK, repackage it, and send it to you
>>55260394
I ordered the Redmi 3 because I also don't want 5.5". It arrives on Tuesday, so I'll post my first impressions then.
Mine's coming from gearbest - hopefully they don't mess with the rom since I asked them not to.
>>55259331
kek
What's the recommended windows tablet?
Also, what's a good mechanical keyboard for around $30-50? Looking for one that's all white with an ANSI layout.
>Please leave us message if the order is gift. We will provide priority for your order.
Anybody know what this means? Order is a phone from Shenzen Top-One
>>55260516
"Gift" means import tax evasion
My $100 ip camera was marked as "gift". Tax free.
Just bought a battery for my Laptop from Aliexpress.
On a scale of 0 to housefire how fugged am i
>>55260653
I got lucky and it's almost as good as the 5x expensive original.
>>55260646
Ah right of course. Cheers. Shipping with their 'EU tax dodger shipping' anyway.
SOOOOOON
Ordered Mousepad about a week ago
>>55260653
I've bought two replacement laptop batteries for ancient laptops. No housefires or botnets yet.
That being said, I keep it unplugged when I am not around. Just in case.
How long does tracking info take to update anyway?
My package said it left china on the 23rd but only updated today
what's some chink shit I can watch anime on that has great battery life, like 10+ hours?
and no phones please, something with a decent sized screen.
>>55260903
depends on the shipping method but it can take a while.
>>55260394
The "gift" top-one includes is a clear tpu case and two shitty plastic screen protectors.
Regarding customs, if you're from europe and choose DHL they do what >>55260478 explained.
It's what they call "europe express".
I ordered from them twice and had no issues.
>>55260516
>>55260646
Everything you ever order from chinks will be marked as gift.
I can only assume that top-one is just trying to be nice and will push your order to the front of their queue if you are buying a phone for someone else and need it as soon as possible.
so I got this a couple days ago. I really like it. no it's not on a metal plate, that's plastic. and the instructions for some of the different modes are in chink. also the keys feel a tad wobbly on the stems compared to the other two mechanicals I have owned, but it doesn't bother me. the lighting is really nice. when you first boot up or plug it in, it does a nice light show where it lights up each key and row in sequence. if you leave it without pressing any keys for like 10min, the LEDs auto turn off, great if like me you sleep in your computer room and leave your PC on. you can just step away and the light won't keep you from sleeping.
I paid $35. great for the price, and makes me want to buy more chink mechanicals. maybe something with a smaller layout than tenkeyless. problem is a lot of those ave tiny right shifts which I don't want.
>>55260326
I doubt it would stay in while running. I'm gonna buy one for when I'm driving. cheaper on gearbest btw
Daily reminder RN3P works on LTE in USA. Fuck the cuck who tried to tell me otherwise.
>>55260922
to do 10 hours of anime it would have to have an extremely large battery, would you be fine with using a powerbank?
So my fellow chinked anons, whats the average Gearbest takes to actually ship your shit? They already send me a tracking number, but the postal service only reports as they are aware of my items but havent received yet
>>55260922
All chink tablets have poor battery life.
I get like 3 hours watching 10 bit anime on the Chuwi Hi8 with MPV
>>55261622
I placed an order on May 29th, everything except one item shipped on June 3rd and the missing item shipped on the forth. I got the June 3rd stuff on the 23rd and I still didn't get the other item yet
>>55261622
depends on where you live.
I'm in canada and my last 2 orders with the free untracked shipping took 2 weeks and 3 weeks.
>>55261844
>>55261876
My keyboard will be delivered on Burgerland, bought the MEMESPEED Inflictor during the flashsale, i bought it the 22nd, got the tracking number next day but still today only shows "Data Recived".
First time i buy shit from GB, Ali sellers are kinda faster tbqh
>>55261810
>10 bit video
3 hours is pretty decent for what's essentially constantly maxing out these tablets.
>>55261980
10 bit isn't a meme, it helps preserve quality for animated stuff when encoding as well as cut down on annoying shit like rainbows in dark scenes.
>>55261535
Does it work on ATT?
>>55261622
My latest Gearbest order left Singapore two days after I placed it. The tracking number was generated almost a day before it shipped out.
>>55261961
I would use Ali but no paypal kills it for me
Ok guys, I have a few questions for you.
I am in need of some 128gb micro sd cards (or a 200gb if cheap) and some 64 gb micro sd cards. I like to replace them every few years so I don't run into issues and each time I try and increase capacity. Anyway, are sharks still the recommended cards? Zebras? Magnetically cards? Something else?
And I could use a new usb 3.0 micro sd reader. My last one is absolute shit and doesn't recognize the card 4/5 times.
Also, I would like a waterproof watch for swimming. Any recommendations? Preferably analog but I'll settle for digital if it's not extremely tacky.
Thanks guys
>>55262245
Alipay is the same thing as Paypal
>>55262262
is that a fucking microsd card in his toenail
>>55262315
Yes. Does this please csg?
>>55262325
kinda, more?
>>55262292
Still, I refuse to trust a chinese financial service. Plus they seem kinda shady based off some posts from anons on here saying Ali requested ID documents and pictures of their debit card before placing an order.
Also Paypal is beholden most first world countries. With Ali being based in China, you pretty much have no legal recourse if you get screwed.
>>55262332
Sorry, I trimmed my toenails right after that picture. Also, I don't want to take pictures of my feet at work. Maybe later.
Batteries are actually quite stable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqPFuzRIANs
>>55262360
It have used few time when buying direct from the Ali App, never were asked for documents, even got some fake Pistons 2 and i was fully refunded with no problems.
Embrace the chink botnet
I finally received my Motospeed Inflictor CK104.
First time using a mech keyboard. It's awesomely good. My finger pain has reduced because I don't need to press the key to the bottom to actuate the switch now.
The keyboard is heavy and very sturdy. Mine is a bit unbalanced when I use the legs, but nothing that can be feel when typing.
For some reason, I see "rainbows" around the lights when I use the white preset. The flickering is noticeable a bit, but I don't know if are my eyes or the leds. I use the lowest in backlight anyways.
NKRO works in OSX El Capitan just fine. I can perfectly type a phrase with both shifts pressed.
Definitively the best self given gift for my birthday.
anybody have any experience with the Guangqi Multifunctional Martin Jetpack?
Its only $465,959 USD right now, 25% off
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Guangqi-Multifunctional-Martin-Jetpack-74KM-H-Ultra-Lightweight-Jumpjets-320KG-MTOW-200HP-Martin-Flying-Machine-349188.html
>>55262471
forgot pic
How fucked I'd be if I use one of these and 2 64g sharks to store some of my games and stuff?
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/2047258051.html
>>55262511
If you're using it in a PC, don't. Get the $30 kingdian SSD, MicroSD cards aren't meant for prolonged PC use and will probably corrupt or housefire
>>55262262
Best card reader I've owned to date
>Takes both sd cards and micro sd
>Metal construction
>full sd card / usb 3.0 speeds
>https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KX4TORI/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>55262471
What will they think of next! Madmen!
I'm currently designing a flag for /csg/. I'm pretty much just using the shark template for the 32GB model. I'm wondering if I should take out the /csg/ or leave it in. Not sure what size but leaning towards something a little smaller than 3' x 5'.
Any ideas?
>>55262488
>>55262471
holy shit these things are super legit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHPedpE70Es
Hello /csg/, looking to buy an 802.11ac router with:
_Congruent dual band
_Non obscure chipset (possibility for alt firmware)
_AC1250 to ac AC1750
_Gigabit wan/lan
_At least 5dbi antennae
Any help? TIA
>>55259123
Are xiaomi phones CE marked?
>>55262434
nice handwriting :3
>>55263014
No, I don't think so
>>55262986
You'd probably be better off with an older asus rt-ac66u or something if you wanted other firmware support.
>>55263039
TY, anon :3
>>55262621
Keep it in senpai.
>>55263076
shit
How are reviewers in europe getting them tho?
>>55263144
If Xiaomi sells products in Europe they're probably CE certified. Don't have any packages so I can't tell you. Maybe check some unboxings
Man, everytime I look at the dji quadcopters on ali I see a russian charging back on the seller. I'd love a free dji quad :(
What is the cheapest tablet that I can buy to play Hearthstone?
Anything to add? To change?
Trying out a couple new things
>>55263276
this ink is cheaper
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Price-10PCS-Disposable-Blue-and-Black-Fountain-Pen-Ink-Cartridge-Refills-Length-Fountain-Pen-Ink/32572945737.html
>>55262556
Thank you. That actually looks pretty good. My only issue is that it's a bit bigger than I wanted (because it takes regular sd cards). If I find no alternatives, I'll probably get that.
>>55263222
Will do
Tbh I just really hate customs. I often call them retarded losers that didn't finish 8th grade
>you cant have that air rifle, it can be converted to fire real bullets
ARE THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY MENTALLY RETARDED?
>>55263276
You can get a butterfly practice knife with a comb instead of just a hunk of metal
>>55263304
Do you know how long the ink goes? If it uses it up real quick id probably get the 10 pack, otherwise 5 extra ink tubes seems fine from the perspective of someone who knows nothing about that stuff
>>55263382
I considered that, but they seemed to generally cost a bit more plus I'd never want to get the thing all crusty combing hair
>>55263458
i got my first fountain pen, the same as your one, almost 2 weeks ago and it took me about a week to use up one of those cartridges with heavy use. I just ordered that same 10 pack, which will hopefully last me a while.
it comes with a refillable converter so its much cheaper just to buy a big bottle of ink and keep refilling though.
>>55263458
in my experience with fountain pens, the ink cart, once punctured, has a limited lifespan whether you use it all or not. Its going to dry out and become useless.
for that reason I'd rather have more cartridges that last not so long than fewer, larger capacity ink carts
anyone use a decent NAS?
>>55263089
Honestly openwrt would be a nice bonus, I just really wanted some big bandwidth for not so big bucks, I've been looking at some xiaomis and they all seem to have a bottleneck (after all its fucking 2016, what else would you call fast ethernet) on wan/lan ports, and I can't have that.
The ones that do come with gigabit wan/lan all have some small nas and internal antennae bullshit.
Back to search I guess.
![[Anonymoose] Midori-ko (BD, 10bit) [0926D5A9].mkv_snapshot_45.27_[2016.05.26_14.51.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bFMWGR8.jpg "[Anonymoose] Midori-ko (BD, 10bit) [0926D5A9].mkv_snapshot_45.27_[2016.05.26_14.51.42].jpg")
Going on a 10 hour flight next month. Do Chinks have some technology to make it comfortable?
>>55263643
they do but "next month" is a bit too tight of a timeframe for typical chinkshit shipping
>>55263685
Most of the stuff I've ordered have come in 3-4 weeks (one was 2 weeks) so I can most likely manage if I order things today or tomorrow.
>>55263458
if you've never used a fountain pen, dont expect it to be a clean as a bic ballpoint. you will probably get some ink on your hands, you might stain your sink trying to clean out the nib.
just dont do what I did, dont carry the pen in your pocket like you might a typical pen. if it doesn't outright leak all over your clothes you can be damn sure that the whole nib and grip, everything covered by the cap, will be covered in wet ink. I love writing with fountain pens but they're best left on the desk
>>55263719
>>55263537
>>55263522
Thanks for lookin out homies, I think I'm good to order w/ the 10 cartridges
Ok, so I have never gotten a good response.
What do you guys recommend that I order from China? I have never ordered anything.
Looking for some cool, and useful shit.
>>55259282
Ignore Phantom Power faggots, you need the audio card named "Somake 7.1" from gearbest $1.88. (don't any other or it won't work)
>>55259366
So you ordered a painting that looks something a 8 years old can do with crayons and paid $130 for it?
>>55261844
Just be patient and wait it out
>>55263745
http://www.gearbest.com/explore/cool/
Choose something you want and buy it.
>>55263745
Quadcopters (Check banggood)
Arduino clones and parts
LED's / electronic parts
Chink phone
Sunglasses
Knife / EDC stuff
Plushes
3d Metal Puzzles
pic related, it's stuff I'm considering, but gotta farm GBP first
>>55259366
Of all the fucking paintings in the world to get copies of and you commission this basic shit?
>>55263807
Thanks mane
>>55263820
>farm
What? And shiet list looks pretty cool
>>55263853
Can't look for original post ATM, repostan:
BEGINNERS GUIDE TO GOOD BOY POINTS:
10 points for signing up to GB
20 points to upload a custom avatar
10 points to write a review
20 points if you include a single picture (no need to use all three slots)
50 points if you include a video review (it doesn't have to be good, Russians do 10 second videos with no narration zooming on the product)
50 points if you sign up for the Gearbest newsletter: http://www.gearbest.com/gadget-deals.html
There are lucky draws every week where you earn random good boy points and you earn an amount equivalent to the value of your order as it gets marked as shipped. Also GB randomly lets you take surveys or mark an item as delivered, this also nets you points so take the chance if you see it.
If you review the Gearbest app and let customer service know they give you 300-500 points.
If you notice any errors on the site or app, let customer service know and they give you points as reward. Spelling errors count.
Ask customer service directly how you can earn good boy points, they'll link you to trustpilot etc and you get 300 points for every shill review you make bigging up Gearbest.
There are lucky draws every week where you earn random good boy points and you earn an amount equivalent to the value of your order as it gets marked as shipped.
>>55263820
you need to check ali first
www.aliexpress.com/item/r/32661508377.html
>>55263866
What if I told you, the time and money you spend trying to earn GB points, is more than what its worth.
You're better off buying from Ali
>>55263833
>>55263783
you guys are missing the real mystery behind his decision
he commissioned an oil paint on canvas copy of a woodblock print. its just not even right. why would you want an oil on canvas of a print? its like paying somebody to paint a famous etching or an oil painting of a famous tapestry
I'm in Indonesia right now and don't own a laptop, there's massive malls here filled chink shit and more electronics than I can imagine. I need a tablet for web browsing, the odd decent game, eg GTA 3, ( if I could run hearthstone that would be amazing) and it needs to have video output so I can watch movies on TV with my sexy Asian woman. Android obviously, and I really don't wanna spend much more than usd200. Don't care about brand, just cheap and decently powerful with video output. I've googled endlessly but I'd love some personal opinions. Mi pad 1 and 2 dont have video out. Nvidia k1 is out of my budget. Also bigger the better. Am I out of luck? Probably won't use it when I return so don't wanna dish out tons of money. TIA
>>55263867
Yeah I always cross check minimum 4 sites, I just add random shit to the wishlist and if I actually want to purchase it I'll look at the other sites
>>55261961
Try using it on 17track.net
>>55263014
Yes, you're just importing a phone so it should be fine.
>>55263867
Do those things work?
>>55263898
Shoo shoo Jack Ma
Do the chinks sell good monitor arms? I feel like my monitors are being kept down by gravity/their stock stands and wish to free them.
>>55263643
Xanax or valium. Xanax works way better IMO. Ask your doctor. And bring your own headphones with minor noise suppression and a connector thing to plug it into the chair.
>>55260720
Price? Link? Print?
>>55263954
yes they work extremely well. Never tested chinkshit brands but the $10 amazon Nubee brand works great. not very accurate on reflective surfaces like water or hot oil. I use it all the time cooking to monitor pan heat, or grill heat. I use it to find cold zones in my home and to test my thermostat and hvac. i ocassionally hit my pc case with it to make sure airflow is doing its job. I use way way more often than I thought I would and I find that its highly accurate, so long as the surface isn't really shiny.
one thing to note, the laser pointer on those things do not indicate exactly the area being scanned. it takes the avg temp of a small circle that gets larger the further from the instrument it is. you get really accurate spot readings if you hold it an inch away from the target, you get really good avg readings if you hold it far away
>>55264024
Lets say: Packaged cheese and raw meat.
?
>>55263941
Fuck yes
Thanks anon
>>55261980
>>55261810
>>55261563
how about that k10000 phone? could I watch 720p anime on that for a long time? I just want an all-day device that can do basic computer stuff including video without running out of battery life. I'm considering one of those atom laptops.
>>55263988
Expensive as fuck due weight.
>>55264072
I watch video all day on my Lumia 950XL and it only has a... 3300mAh battery? You don't need 10000mAh...
>>55264033
for 90% of packages i can think of it should work great.
i would think certain highly reflective packaging might give you troubles but as long as you can find something like a sticker label matte surface anywhere on the package, it will give you an accurate reading.
I just tested the nubee on various lunch meat and cheese packages and they all came up as the same temp as everything else in the fridge. the stuff in the dedicated cheese drawer appears to be about 5degrees f. warmer.
the lettuce crisper was a whopping 9 degrees warmer. I'd say its highly accurate for meat and cheese
>>55264100
hrrrm, would you consider that the best lumia? I actually have a 640 or whatever because it was a cheap smartphone and I basically only use it as a PMP.
Who here has chinked on their bike? Seems decent for $120~
26 inch folding bike folding bicycle disc brakes 6 spokes mountain bike MTB can upgrade alloy frame 24 or 27 speed 160-185cm
http://s.aliexpress.com/jieaiuQv
(from AliExpress Android)
![1451945179080920248[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dPCJ8Af.jpg "1451945179080920248[1].jpg")
anybody ever use a gearbest nylon hammock?
It looks just like my ENO hammock but costs 80% less. I already ordered the gearbest one but I'm hoping I dont fall on my ass out of a tall ass tree.
>>55264151
lol wtf they photoshopped the shit out of that building
>>55264151
You can buy a nylon hammock from academy for literally 5 dollars. Why you people overpay for Chinese shit is beyond me
>>55264143
cute
but you wont end up saving much due to the $4000 hospital bill when you break half your bones
>>55264140
It is currently the best Lumia. The build quality isn't the same as back when they were Nokias. I upgraded from the L920 to this and while it's still well made, it's no brick. Performance wise it's very good though, quick phone. Has quick charge through USB-C so you can full charge it from dead in like an hour. It's pretty awesome though to just throw your phone on a charger for 10 minutes and get an extra few hours of life. Also Microsofts running a deal right now where if you buy a 950XL, you get a free 950. If you can find a friend who wants to buy it off you or even try to sell it on eBay/CL it can save you some bucksonsoons.
>>55264168
just looked on academy website and the cheapest two hammocks they have are both $20, and they're polyester not nylon. the cheapest nylon ones i'm seeing are ENO and they're $70
>>55264169
>Tfw you live in the first world and your don't have to worry about medical expenses
>>55264143
Did you forget to add shipping??
Review time:
I have bought the 8bitdo SFC30 snes style gamepad
&
the Bobovr z4 VR headset
The gamepad was really nice, quick connection to my phone and it feels nice, not tacky at all hard plastic buttons wich respond great to clicking. 1 supplementary keychain wich was pretty nice. A very nice bonus was that it worked with my windows 7 PC, all I had to do was connect the cable.
The VR headset was ok, I have a pretty wide nasal base so it was not very comfortable as i had to breathe through my mouth. The lenses were clear and nice although chromatic abrerration was apparent. Tested with galaxy S6 and even thought he high resolution i could still see pixels.
>>55264164
to hide the suicide factory
>>55264204
That was just one example, I looked at a few around $200 that had free shipping to Japan
>>55264202
You need to go in the store. It's a cheap little hammock in a box. I have one in my trunk. They also sell the exact same thing but labeled as a tarp instead.
>>55259123
>Chinese Electronics
![hp_elite_x3_leak_01_tech2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O9n1ycl.jpg "hp_elite_x3_leak_01_tech2[1].jpg")
>>55264140
if you really want a good windows phone, wait for the hp elite x3. The only thing the lumia 950 has on it is the camera
>>55264241
well maybe in Texas, but there are no stores I've ever seen in Washington that sell parachute nylon hammocks for less than $50, and the gearbest one was $12
What do you guys think of the "Geek" shopping app. It's clearly chink shit, but should I just go with aliexpress or gearbest instead?
>>55264258
I don't think you need to worry about the Chinese. The Russians are the real worrying ones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-C7AAvSslk
Do chinks offer any kind of warranty when it comes to electronics and computer parts?
>>55264205
Nice! I also own that comfy controller
>>55264296
Stay toasty Russia
>>55260485
3 or 3s ? I think I'll order a 3s for the waifu
>>55263643
where to ?
>>55264143
ey, i remember you, we talked about Wp one time, and you showed a screenshot with your shark inside.
>WP is nice, but not for everybody
>>55264298
not really. Most stores offer their own warranty. Or don't. You still have to ship it back though. ($$)
>>55264298
warranty is a meme
>>55264283
Howd you know I live in Texas?
>>55264265
That may be. I don't know much about that phone. I just said the 950XL is the best Lumia specifically.
Also I agree with the other person WP is nice but not for everyone.
>>55264298
Of course. Most have very good warranties, like six years.
But you pay the shipping cost. :^)
>>55264294
I've bought using the Geek app twice now, a lot of people getting chinked on there with painfully obvious fake 3tb flash drive and microsd's.
Bought a poster from em that got here within reasonable time, second purchase was a figure of Gordon Freeman which was delivered to the wrong address while I was on vacation for a week.. Geek notified me of this and refunded the purchase to my paypal in full and gave me an extra 5 euro to spend in their app.
Which I used to get a Danbo for free, still waiting on that to arrive though.
>>55259123
Should I get one of these no-name vape pens? Interested in joining the \//\ but I don't wanna die of cancer
>>55264374
Then don't buy em, the full consequences aside from a potential popcorn lung aren't even known yet.
>>55264347
lucky guess. I know academy is a regional store and I've only ever seen them in Texas. They have them all over the Southeastern US though
>>55264374
Even without being chinky you could still die of cancer. No one knows what the long term effects of being a gigantic faggot with a douche flute are.
>>55264407
I meant the risk of disease compared to a "legit" vape pen from a trusted company.
>>55264361
Also I'd recommend against using it for anything else but figures and to just stick to Gearbest or Ali for your regular chink shit.
>>55264359
It's supposed to be out any day now. I did a screen grab of the specs. It's pretty high end. I'm just worried that it's going to have a stupid large markup.
I love my 640 but I agree that it's not for everybody. The only issue is the app gap, but that should (hopefully) be resolved once islandwood gets off the ground.
What apps we have are gimped versions of what's available on iphone or android. I mean, the default youtube app is literally just a shortcut to youtube.com. Even some of the microsoft first party apps work better on android than wp.
>>55264422
I'm not gonna do that shit in public, it's not like I go outside. Even if I did, I wouldn't wanna look like a massive cock gobbler.
>>55264430
Risks are the same, most if not all vapes are made by them anyway. Only added risk are the fake ones that come with little protection and can blow up in your face.
>>55264407
Lol popcorn lung again this shit keeps coming up in my life. I work in a coffee company grinding coffee all day long and we just got the rundown on popcorn lung.
I'm not the anon your replied to but I was also wanting to get a vape pen, but specifically for hash oils and waxes. butane hash and co2 hash mostly. its legal in my great state and people are freely dabbing in public using vape pens because they look just like ecigs and they make excellent portable dab rigs. I want to buy a chinkshit one for hash oil but I dont want to get the wrong kind, I've been told that you want to pick out different components for different vape materials but I dont know what to pick out. I do know that the hash oil I get is in no way similar in consistency to the ejuice I see people use
>>55264437
The only impact of the "app gap" on me is that Bank of America killed their old app and for a while I had no way to deposit checks as the nearest branch is 140 miles away. However, they JUST released a new Universal Windows app for Windows 10 and Windows Phone 10 so I'm good again.
As for not having Google services, that's Google being a raging fuckwad. However, in some cases it's actually better. You can get MetroTube and also MyTube which are tremendously better than the YouTube first party apps on the other platforms. They allow you to download videos, they have no ads, and a really nice UI experience.
>>55264457
Okay, thanks anon. I guess I'll get one. $5 can't hurt anyway.
http://www.gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_364494.html
Unless it can get me a gf, this shit isn't magic.
there was a brandless dump phone that you could enter any imei you wanted. is it still sold on ali? ang alternatives if not?
>>55264374
Honestly, no. It's better to spend a little more on a decent setup like an IPV5 and a Kanger Tank than that chink shit, trust me I've been vaping since 2012.
>>55264458
>>55264472
Fasttech is chink store that's basically vape central with a active forum so that might be worth checking out
>Your original question is "Hello there, Are you going to have this knife on stock soon? Thanks"
>Here is the answer from Our Customer service Team:
>"Thank you for your inquiry.
>It has been stopped selling due to supplier's issue.
>Please kindly choose other available items.
>Have a nice day!
>>55264484
dumb*
>>55264491
thank you kindly
Recommend me an USB hub for my tablet, preferably powered so I can charge while using my keyboard + mouse
>>55264459
There are several apps that just suck though. There is no usable 4chan app (4charm lets you browse but captcha is broken), I don't use BofA and neither of my banks have plans for a windows app, there is no quality Torque alternative, there is no WoW armory (broken on android right now anyway) or hearthstone, google makes you jump through hoops just to use most of their shit on a winphone, there are zero chink store apps (aliexpress, gearbest, banggood, etc). So, like I said, there is an app gap for me at least. Everything else is better in my opinion though otherwise I would just order a RMN3P and flash CM.
I am hopeful that things will get a little better as time goes on but with the track record, I'm not betting on anything.
And yeah, third party youtube apps are better than first party or official apps anyway but literally the first app that comes up in the store is a shortcut to the website in edge.
Pic related, store results for "4chan" (pls no bully, I'm using a beta version of the store)
What are you getting next?
My next order will probably be the 120GB KingDian SSD.
Also a Ganzo multitool, and I knife, I have yet to decide wich ones.
The tactical pen gives me mixed feelings because it looks like something that goes in your ass.
DBZ figures look neat but I'll wait until I tiddy my room and move some furniture.
>>55264616
got all this stuff on order, ordered about a week ago.
>>55264645
>foot hammock
you're about to be glad as fuck that you did
>>55264570
A few people are working on updating 4charm to fix it. The guy who wrote it open sourced it when he decided he was done supporting it. Issue is, 4chan itself does not allow posting through it's API, so any app on any platform that allows posting is doing some trickery.
Is there any good chink in ear headphones with detachable cable? In my use the cable always breaks, usually I have to buy new earphones once a year because the cable breaks. And this have been happening for over five years now.
>>55262986
witi board
>>55261535
>those speeds
>LTE
Ayy lmao
>>55265276
Pls don't bully.
>>55265170
just get a soldering iron
>>55265170
you need to learn how to fix cables
a soldering iron and some heat shrink tubing can keep an old pair of headphones going indefinitely
Got a Lenovo Tab 3, 7inch model for $60 USD today. Afaik it's a chink clone of the iPad mini. Any essential android apps I should load on?
>>55259321
this makes me happy for some reason
>>55265390
I live in Spain and LTE speeds here are around 150-50 or something like that.
>>55265474
Yeah but he fucked up >>55263904
>>55264298
Waranty? I'll just jury rig it myself
>>55265522
Could you pls stop bullying?
What the fuck is happening?
This is my 9th order with Gearbest, and now they require my ID.
Thank you very much for your order on gearbest. We have received your payment successfully.
Your order is now ON HOLD, we need to complete this ONE-TIME PAYMENT VERIFICATION. We need to ensure this order's safety for both of us (Buyer and seller) and confirm the payment was made or authorized by the cardholder.
To learn about this standard online anti-fraud procedure: http://www.gearbest.com/about/verify-payment.html
TO RELEASE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE KINDLY PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING DETAILS:
1- 1 color photo of your I.D or passport or driving license clearly showing : the full name, expiry date, signature and address if applicable.
You may hide the date of birth and document number for your privacy.
2- 1 color photo of the credit card used for the payment showing : cardholder's name, and the last 4 numbers.
If you have paid with a virtual credit card, please send us screenshot of your electronic bills, which shows the card number and details.
>>55265653
Why not just use paypal?
>>55265653
PAYPAL
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Does anybody here have that chink SQ8 camera?
Whenever I try to turn it on, it just flashes the LED a couple of times and turns off.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-LPG-Gas-Hot-Dog-Penis-Pancake-Maker-Machine-Baker-Iron/32299234625.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.1.4GY66K&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10017_405_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=6619ed87-43d9-497c-9693-a2e6d9e30a40
>>55262434
tits or gtfo
>>55262360
I dont know why ppl i so scared of posting their ID or credit card whit blued numbers.
I have used gambling sites and they asked you for ID every time you try to do anything, NO problems + what can i chink do whit your ID, that you are so scared of.
>>55265726
What color LED? Did you put a micro sd card in it?
>>55265789
Nice try chink NSA.
>>55265789
Jesus
You're going to get some very nasty requests to pay off loans you don't remember taking out in a few years.
With your identity, people take out credit cards and loans and leave you with the debt.
>>55265900
Its already bean a few years, And yea ppl can take loans whit your ID, but only if they are in you country. And if a chink takes load whit my id form china, like am ever going to pay for that kek.
>>55265923
You really don't understand
If you don't pay, the repo men take your stuff. If you shoot at them they will call the police, since they have the legal right to take debtor's stuff to cover debts.
If you think you can outshoot the police, go ahead.
How are the chinks with E-readers?
Mine just died and I just want a cheap shitty one that lets me read books.
>>55265954
They can't into e-ink.
Your best bet is a used kindle or something.
Is it worth it to flash CM on the N3P?
How's battery?
Any missing functionality?
>>55265942
No you dont understand a foreign bank cant operate in my country, and enforce its laws here. Some ppl i know take loans form america and come back here whit the money. No problems.
Identity theft is a big problem if someone has a picture of your ID in your country and takes a bunch of loans form the fast loan shops.
>>55263760
That explains why my somakes from aliexpress didn't work
What's the difference between this
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_15943.html
and this
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_26068.html
They look the same
>>55263988
Get the monoprice ones
>>55266139
one that costs more has 4GB sd card other one you have to provide your own.
>>55265668
>>55265675
>giving money to the paypal jews
>>55266191
>giving money to the company that actually cares about their customers and make your life a lot easier
??
>>55264514
goy is a person who isn't jewish you fucking tool
>>55266210
The frog isn't "dat goi", the frog is saying "Dat goi"
Well the say this won't explode
>>55266191
This is /csg/
we are all jews.
>>55266191
>actually implying that the bank jews and a credit card is better
>>55266245
I only buy food that is labelled as 'definitely not contaminated friendo'.
I say go for it.
>>55265829
Yes, a micro SD is in there.
It's flashing a purple-ish color.
>>55266356
I have no idea sorry.
It should be simple even without instructions.
First it is powered off right. I hold the power button to turn it on and it shows purple and then blue.
After those first two colors it's in standby mode.
You press the mode button to switch between three colors (blue, purple and red). And then you press On/Off once to start recording or stop recording.
Blue = 720p I think
Purple = 1080p I think
Red = Single photo mode
I haven't used my SQ8 in a long time so I can't remember that much. If it's in standby mode and you hold the On/Off button for a few it'll activate the Infrared night light (To check if it works use a smartphones camera and check it yourself). Or if it's in standby mode and you hold the Mode button it'll turn on the motion video recording function or whatever that is.
Read the Chink manual. I can't remember the details that much but everything I said is pretty much correct.
>>55266314
Oy vey!
>>55263820
Bought the same Bluetooth dongle and it is big dog shit. Windows and Linux didn't recognize it. Bought then a Bluetooth 4.0 dongle and that works great.
Someone help me out here what do I chose and do I pick tracking?
>>55266541
Track if you'll cry if it's lost
>>55266223
Anyway pretty stupid. But it defames Jews wich is good. Just don't post it too often.
>>55266541
Belgium and Netherland Post are both good. Netherland ships (and tracks) with DHL (in my country, don't know if it's same in yours) and Belgium with the normal Post. I choose Belgium Post for small items that fit in my mail box so i don't have to wait for the delivery man.
>>55266620
auto means they pick one of those?
>tfw almost got skin cancer from opening the jjrc h22
>>55266661
>almost
>>55264100
the lumia would be a great phone if it weren't for wp 10 (can't stand it, sorry). An android rom for the lumia 950 and an unlockable bl would be goat.
>>55266661
Those are just paint chips you silly goose
>>55266661
oretty sure you have eaten more lead than that in your life, just take a deep breath and swallow the flakes to absorb the powers
>>55266692
>just paint chips
>http://www.asbestos.net/exposure/products/general/paint/
