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i want to be a hacker. anybody got any tips?
kys
>>55228162
>Install kali
>Become a pentest monkey
Create a gui interface in visual basic
where would i learn to use kali. i have it but i struggle to use it
>>55228162
Y0u d0n'7 c0053 7w0 63c0m3 a h4ck3r. Y0u ju57 63c0m3 0n3.
im learning python but what are some other languages i should learn
>>55228242
>i struggle to use it
The most you can can hope for is to become a script kiddie. Just contact a real hacker and tell them to write some scripts for you.
>>55228274
Depends what you're hacking.
It's good to have a solid grasp of pretty much every language.
what should i test my skills on?
>>55228397
You need to have skills before you test them.
>>>/tor/
how would i contact a hacker
>>55228192
>professional script kiddie
>>55228226
>GUI
>>55228456
>contact
You summerfags are the reason /g/ is fucked up right now
You forgot a leter there. FUCKING NOOB.
>>55228757
>implying /g/ didn't die years ago.
Seriously, which language should I start learning?
>>55228162
>>55230058
In June 2000, while visiting Korea, I did a fun hack that clearly illustrates the original and true meaning of the word "hacker".
I went to lunch with some GNU fans, and was sitting down to eat some tteokpaekki, when a waitress set down six chopsticks right in front of me. It occurred to me that perhaps these were meant for three people, but it was more amusing to imagine that I was supposed to use all six. I did not know any way to do that, so I realized that if I could come up with a way, it would be a hack. I started thinking. After a few seconds I had an idea.
First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand. That was not so hard, though I had to figure out where to put them so that I could control them individually. Then I used my right hand to put the other three chopsticks into my left hand. That was hard, since I had to keep the three chopsticks already in my right hand from falling out. After a couple of tries I got it done.
Then I had to figure out how to use the six chopsticks. That was harder. I did not manage well with the left hand, but I succeeded in manipulating all three in the right hand. After a couple of minutes of practice and adjustment, I managed to pick up a piece of food using three sticks converging on it from three different directions, and put it in my mouth.
It didn't become easy—for practical purposes, using two chopsticks is completely superior. But precisely because using three in one hand is hard and ordinarily never thought of, it has "hack value", as my lunch companions immediately recognized. Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.
I later told the Korea story to a friend in Boston, who proceded to put four chopsticks in one hand and use them as two pairs—picking up two different pieces of food at once, one with each pair. He had topped my hack. Was his action, too, a hack? I think so. Is he therefore a hacker? That depends on him.
>>55230058
Chinese
>>55228274
Ukrainian.
>>55228162
don't be a lamer OP
use google
>winnuke
>teardrop
>Ping o' Death
>>55228162
Catch assburgers
>>55230098
Im not the OP, second anon here.
Should I start with C or Python?
>>55230098
You sound like a fun guy, first, but I wonder if your companions' reaction was acceptance or patronizing. Second, for a better trick that actually has practical value, train both of your hands to be able to use chopsticks at the same time, independently.
I got bored one day and tried it and repeated it until I could more or less maneuver both sets as I want and it's rad as hell. My left hand is still a little rusty, but it's very convenient when you want to pick something up while eating or if you're using other utensils along with chopsticks like spoons because you don't have to think about which hand you're need to hold something with.
>>55228757
Sorry I don't take this shit thread seriously enough, dumbass.
Get a 16 core computer with a 10 meg pipe, you'll also want to learn how to set up a Gooey in Visual Basic to track people's IP addresses.
After that, you'll want to learn how to enhance images, enhance that shit until you can see the reflection off their eyes to get juicy info.
After that, you should be a hacker.
>>55228242
>struggle
it's just a collection of hacking tools. if you have no idea what you're doing the tools won't help.
>>55230239
>/reddit/ >>>
>>55228162
>>55230207
>practical value
What, shoveling in food with both hands like a fucking swine?
install gentoo
First acquire the program Visual Basic (get an easy noob friendly one like the trusty version 6.0).
Watch some YouTube tutorials to learn how the necessary basics for proper GUI creation. Once you have a good GUI, the possibilities are endnless, and at that point you should easily be able to figure out on your own how to become a hacker.
>>55230388
When terrorists attack your local McDonalds guess who has finished eating and already out of the backdoor?
>>55228328
>Just contact a real hacker and tell them to write some scripts for you.
arent you guys all hackers? i heard this was the anonymous forums
>>55230098
autism
>>55230732
yes we are all hackers but you must download visual basic
>>55230770
Richardu Stallmanu
>>55230773
This. VisualBasic is the de-facto hacking tool.
Get a dank matrix wallpaper and make your terminal green
>>55230058
>>55230189
>>55228274
If you seriously are asking these questions, you shouldn't even having "hacking" in your mind
Hacking is about exploiting vulnerabilities. To know what these are and how to exploit them, you need to know the individual system extremely well. You need to know the potential points of failure, and what to do when you find such points.
You don't learn some python then suddenly you can hack Windows 10 or something. You'd need to intimately know how the operating system works. If you want to hack something, learn every little thing about it until you say "wait they're doing that? But that could result in a memory overflow in these conditions. And if that happens, the potential to move the stack pointer to access any point in memory exists"
Or set up a phishing website and let idiots give you their passwords
>>55228162
Grow up. But more seriously, hacking is more about the various augmentation of tools to achieve a desired purpose. It's not formulaic. Individuals that "hack" have a goal and utilize their knowledge in technology, programming, social manipulation, and various other elements to achieve this purpose. It's about how you personally can use your logic to get past perceived barriers.
>>55230889
>Or set up a phishing website and let idiots give you their passwords
This, unless you are trying to target someone specifically
>>55230878
>two hands
>>55230058
VB
COBOL
Haskell
Brainfuck
>>55231167
thats how many i am going to shove up your rectum
>>55228162
>screenshot your post and archive it somewhere
>go on to learn how computer networking works
>continue onto the workings of each specific protocol in the TCP stack
>do the same for up-and-coming protocol stacks just in case and because they're cooler
>pick a specific first target, something simple and realistic
>think: how does legitimate/authorized communication between my machine and the target work on a technical level?
>once you resolve that consider: what specifically is preventing me from doing/getting XYZ to/from the target?
>after you figure that out start thinking of ways XYZ can be achieved differently than what is conventional and thus secured
>whenever you encounter something technical that you don't know along the way, learn how it works, but don't expect that knowledge to get you around it
>do all of the above consistently for ~10 years because it legitimately interests you due to severe mental illness and because you don't have any friends
>???
>dig up that post you archived a decade ago and read it out loud
>proceed to kill yourself
>>55228162
you already lost by simply "wanting to be a hacker" as if it is a choice. Not only that, but you came to /g/ of all places for advice.
>>55230889
get a load of this newfag
>>55228162
Migrate to reddit, then kys
>>55231240
>I like it when you talk dirty to me
>>55231280
>calls him a newfag
>posts pepe
go, and stay go
>>55231309
>I'll leave my arms up there and force feed you raw vegetables for a week
>Then I will remove my arms and put my face to your rectum
>You can guess what happens next
>>55231378
>instructions unclear
>I am now a certified HP quality refurbisher
I'm really bad a foreplay
>>55228397
yourself
>>55231895
Too bad, I just came
>>55231280
>frogposting
>>55232002
that's just unfair
>>55232096
>>55232145
rub it in why don't ya?
>>55228757
The GUI thing is a reference to CSI or something where they actually said that
>>55228757
Gui is a reference you downy
>>55232015
>abusing the quote function
you know that thing where someone is bitching at you and you only respond "why" "why" "why" and the other person keeps talking and gets increasingly mad at you but can't stop responding cause his anger doesn't let him realize what you are doing?
its like that but with computers
Holy fuck I'll cya I'm fall /g/
>>55230129
We have to hack ... ourselves
Try to come up with a reason to compromise systems.
Do you need money? A new hobby? Revenge? Its up to you. When you know why you want to do something, the how becomes far more simple. Do you want to develop penetration testing tools? Do you want to hack Facebook accounts? Do you have a reason to run a botnet?
Computer systems are very versatile machines. Your reasoning will guide you, but if you're looking to 'hack' without any goal in mind you're going to run into a wall of what is possible in this field and it will overwhelm you. This is lethal without proper direction.
>>55228162
>You don't learn to hack, you hack to learn
some edgy anon
i won't spoonfed you because developing how to be self-taught and how to lurk moar in a nowhere land is a must if you want to be a security hacker
>>55230189
>>55230207
>>55230770
Newfags<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<GNUfags
kys
Nice b8 m8. Got my popcorn
study math
>>55230878
that's actually a really neat keyboard idea
>>55233439
penis
>>55228456
What do you need my friend, i am the hacker known as 4chan, i have acces to all personal computers and supercomputers in the world.
>>55232270
Go to the next book store and buy a hacker book. Read it and then you are a hacker. Trust me it works.
>>55230418
>A lot of shit replies
>Only one "install gentoo"
What happened, /g/?
>>55230833
First, nice dubs. Second, I spit nigger like you out for breakfast. A real hacker only needs notepad. Notepad to build their compiler and notepad to make the scripts to be run in the compiler. I am disappointed with you.
>>55230058
Assembly
>>55228192
Kali is going to shit, Use backbox.
>>55228162
Learn C and C++
>>55237369
blackarch, it is even edgier
>>55228162
Take computer science III, and also install Norton. As a leet hacker you should know that stupid asses can't hack or nothing if someone has Norton. It just wouldn't do for you to invest so much time (like two whole hours. Two!) to master hacking, only to get hacked yourself. You should know better. You may also want to get a dog, and close the blinds. Not even the NSA can overcome the combined might of Norton + a dog + closed blinds, and they have the Jews and their unholy sorcery at their disposal.
>>55236673
Those days are over senpai :^(
>>55230058
shell/bash
