ok g/ents my swine of a boss has installed a fingerprint scanner to keep track of my comings and goings. i am a lasy asshole, this isn't good. how do i fuck it up g? inb4 gentoo. would magnets work?
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elizabeth!
Fuck off retard
>>55179329
Is this finger print scanner part of your computer? Drop your computer over until it breaks. Is this a standaline device connected to your computer? Drop *it* repeatedly until it breaks. Deny any knowledge of how it happened. Repeat when a new one is installed.
Or just get a new job.