>2am
>random device tries to connect to your laptop
RIP OP
>4am
>Random device requests access to your SmartTV
>1 am
>desktop turns on
Never had a smart phone and refused to get one for the longest time. Finally crack and I got an S4 on an awesome deal at best buy (two years ago).
Not even 48 hours in, my phone's OS gives me a warning message telling me that my phone has been hacked.
Coincidentally immediately after I looked it up, there was a known exploit with the Knox software installed into the phones.
Didn't even go to websites or anything in that time.
This was the first time I knew the government was watching me personally.
@->->--
>>55153677
That used to happen to me alot when i hade WoL enabled and my desktop was connected directly to the internet.
I guess someone port scanned me and found WoL enabled and decided to fuck with me.
>>55153797
>not sanboxed
>>55153806
Nice pressing pause button skills you got man
>>55153817
I know. Actually I'm searching for some kind of job in this field. Got any?
>>55153788
You can't find WoL by searching
You can only find it by specifically waking the device up, so you must have got a magic packet sent to broadcast at your mac address
>>55153788
fyi windows 10 does a meme that causes the PC to wake up if it's in S5 (soft off) and a device on the network tries to access its shares, even if WoL is disabled.
>>55152338
My Android TV turned itself on at 3am, it doesn't have an onboard mic or camera though.
>>55153898
why don't you press stop button, of your life? :^)
>>55153924
It was the NSA waking up his machine to scan it.
>>55152338
>2am
>your computer wakes up from sleep
>stays on for another 3 hours until you wake up
>check what woke it up
>device on the usb3 host
>no devices plugged into the usb3 host
I remember in high school I was constantly getting messages from my Antivirus about it blocking intrusions. Scared me pretty bad so I would unhook the ethernet cable unless I needed the net.
>leave pc on overnight
>Skype turns itself on overnight
>>55154380
nah. also:
>>using smiley with a carat nose
>>55154436
It's spelled "carrot" fuckwit
>>55154443
I cannot see any carrot there :^)
>There are TVs that turn themselves on to show emergency tests
>>55154468
That's why I won't buy a smart TV. I like to know I have power over it. If it can turn itself on then why does it need me?
>eating breakfast
>radio turns itself on
>>55154481
I never said smart TVs.
>playing csgo
>screens black and start windows update
>>55154524
>Haven't used Radio in Years
>Dig it out of Storage
>Turn it on during breakfast to relive the 1950's
>It upgraded itself to Windows 10
>>55154533
It must be smart if it can turn itself on. My cat can't turn one on but he's smart enough to shit in a box.
>run windows update before i go to bed
>it needs to restart to install updates
>shutdown instead of restarting because i am going to bed
>it doesnt install prepare to install updates
>it doesnt install updates on startup
>i have to restart the computer after booting it to install the updates
>>55154524
>make pancakes
>syrup steals my dick pics
Sorry about that
>Go to work
>Work steals my free time
>>55155051
>Go to 4chan
>Never come out
>>55155051
>go to Detroit
>Tyrone steals my car
>Go to go
>Recieve 200 Monopoly Money
>>55155138
>>55155171
What
>>55155171
exactly>>55155271
>>55154205
This was a long time ago. I was running win xp at the time.
>put computer to sleep
>turns on in the middle of night
>fucking Windows update
>disable wake timers and shit
>still turns on to update
>>55155271
>>55155282
It's a meme you dip
>>55154691
lel
and people complain about macOS
>>55153797
this is what triggers my will to make a fresh windows install
>>55155171
glad to see you are still alive
>>55155749
not him, I am carrying on his memory
Sun Jun 13 22:34:24 2016 authpriv.info dropbear[6417]: Child connection from not mine:52415
Sun Jun 13 22:34:28 2016 authpriv.notice dropbear[6417]: Password auth succeeded for 'root' from not mine:52415
>>55152338
>4am
>laptop momentarily awaken from sleep mode
>lock screen is there, it goes to sleep again
another one
>turn on any light switch in the room
>laptop makes a sound of new device connected
Turns out my bluetooth was causing that, when I disabled it, it stopped making that sound.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
>>55155808
CHANGE ROOT PASSWORD AT ONCE
FULL PANIC MODE
>>55155822
if you are on windows
>>55155808
Burn everything, move to Canada and live with the polar bears. This is your life from now on.
>>55155839
>>55155874
didn't own the machine but it was on some network that had a danfoss temperature controller
needless to say things got hot
>>55155808
ACCESS GRANTED
WERE IN!
>any time of the day
>nothing out of the ordinary happens
hi guys i'm the guy with a hacker writing "happiness" and "tranquility" in my Google docs.
janitor deleted my thread and i only have 3 questions unanswered
i would really appreciate if any of you could answer them because it will really help me regain my security
thanks in advance (will thank you later too)
sorry op. this thread seems the most relevant thanks for your understanding
1.
>Yes, because you'll either download the Trojan again, or run outdated vulnerable plugins again, or reinstall old vulnerable programs/operation systems
Will using Ubuntu Gnome instead of Windows prevent me from committing such retarded acts unconsciously?
2.
Will using both Ubuntu Gnome and Windows with dual boot and using Windows for only playing League of Legends and Overwatch, and doing all other stuff (work, studying, writing the novel) on Ubuntu (thus not giving my Google credentials to the Windows part), prevent the hacker from snooping on my Google Docs document?
In other words, even if the hacker has a RAT Trojan on my Windows part, he can't snoop on or make changes to what's on the Ubuntu part, am i correct?
in other words, in such a case, the Ubuntu part is just an invisible, untouchable realm to the hacker bastard.
is it so?
3.
Is Ubuntu Gnome immune to Trojans?
>>55156823
I was about to help you until
>League of Legends and Overwatch
Fuck off /v/
>>55156836
please help me
i swear i will get over those childish games once i graduate from college
those games are just essential for boys to have social life in Korea ;(
>>55153722
>You get a notification that Knox has vulnerabilities (just like everyone else with Knox on their phone)
>you don't even use Knox
>hurr durr guberment is watching me guiz
>>55156965
And probably got one of those fake pop-ups when he tried to go watch his gay pr0n.
>>55155808
CUT THE MAINFRAME HARDLINE
>>55153797
...Does this happen for other reasons besides malware? My GX70 laptop did that right out of the box. I assumed it was from poorly written bloatware added by the manufacturer (color changing keyboard backlight, fan speed control, all kinds of shit.)
I believe that ghosts and demons are actually causing all of this.
>>55156823
Encrypt the linux installation and use a file system undetectable to windows and it should be almost impossible for any virus to get to it. That being said, google docs is in the cloud, so they don't really need to get into your linux installation.
>>55156823
Stop pirating
After clean install of windows update it first
Read up on vulnerabilities of the things you want to install (there was one on Java 6)
Download an anti virus because you're too dumb to use Common Sense 2016
>my brother keeps getting ads on his phone
>seen this on ex's ipod touch before, some kinda malware
>delete some stupid apps he has
>use multiple anti-virus apps on the phone
>nothing detected
>ads stop
month later
>his instagram gets hacked, password changed
>tell him to set 2FA
>he gets hacked again
>says "i made a new one and used a different password this time"
>"...So you used the same password last time? Did you set 2FA?"
>No but my password is really strong this time
>gets hacked again
>Tell him to watch for phishing pages
>he's using the app so there shouldn't be any...
I gave up
>>55157137
thanks
>use a file system undetectable to windows
how do i do it? (i know i sound retarded. google gave me nothing) do i tick something on installation?
>>55153924
>>55153788
mine has WoL enabled and turns on at night sometimes
could Plex have anything to do with it?
>>55157248
Pretty sure linux already uses a file system that windows can't understand, I'm just to lazy to look it up. But even if it was detectable, an encryption would work either way with the same result.
>>55155822
it's google update crap
>>55157343
thanks
>>55157193
Damn, this is stumping me too, did you check for any APKs he could have downloaded? Or unprotected wifi
>>55157261
I dont know maybe. Either that or someone is sending a magic packet to it.
Something has to be sending a packet to wake it up.
>>55153797
I have powershell flashing like this on every startup draining 100mb of RAM.
I dont know what the fuck is going on
>>55153797
Happens to me too. I don't think I have a virus, but I have been running this install for 3 years so who knows.
>fresh install of win7
>go to speedfan download page
>random words turn into links
>mouse over one
>shoppingmate adware
>install mbam and it finds nothing
>go back to speedfan download page again to screenshot
>links are gone
>have prepaid cell plan
>mobile data turned off normally because it costs me money
>needed it recently
>turn on mobile data
>within a minute get an sms and email from google that an unknown device in amsterdam had gained access to my account (I was not in amsterdam)
>mfw panic
>realize later it's probably just some provider and network shenanigans as the IP that was used belonged to my provider
>pick up phone
>unlock it
>it's not my phone
>>55155098
>not shooting him
that's what you get for being a cuck.
>>55152338
>>55153433
>>55153677
Yo this shit sounds fucking scary.
>>55157568
>>55157261
it's plex
plex queries for updates all the time and is capable of sending magic packets
i just don't turn off/rest my pc anymore because of it
ayOoOoooooOoO I b spoop'd
>>55154443
Newfag
>/g/ meets /x/
I like this thread
>>55161346
10/10
>>55154691
kek
>>55153797
>tfw you know what it is when it pops up
>you need the software
>no way to fix it
>still scares you
>>55154424
I've been getting the same shit lately.
>>55155171
Yay autistic arrow man!
>Turn on lightswitch
>Monitor disconnects and reconnects
>>55162355
Sir, you too are a 10/10~
>>55156823
Are you the resident schizo ?
>>55152338
My old laptop used to turn itself on randomly during the night sometimes. Still not too sure why, I think it was a hardware issue because that thing was falling apart.
oh fug
>>55153433
nothing2hide nothing2fear :^)
My laptop kept doing this for days and I couldn't figure what the problem was. It would turn on randomly in the night and spoop the shit out of me. Then it occurred to me to check the powercfg and I realised it was uTorrent being a cheeky lad.
>>55164337
oh fug
>computer won't sleep, I can't sleep
>flip mouse over
>computer sleep, now I sleep
>>55152338
>reformat harddrive and start installing win7
>halfway through install it bluescreens
>reboots and crashes again
>reboots into what looks like GRUB in russian
>wtf.exe
>I have never used grub on this computer
>remove harddrive
>still boots into slavrunes
>throw harddrive in lake
>sell laptop on ebay
>not disabling ever electric plugged cable
>>55152338
>2am
>IP camera starts playing "Every breath you take"
>Didn't even know it had a built in speaker
>When i go to unplug it a man starts talking to me in english with a heavy Russian accent telling me to update the firmware on the camera
>unplug everything
Look it up next day, find youtube channel that feature "IP camera trolling".
That was 2013, looks like shit like this is still going on, and there are several youtube channels doing it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUx8_JNNKsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvNKS6oFihc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9YEfXBiEmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8n41mx-dA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9iIlSC7Uds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MTzaVm9ryc
>>Broadcast wifi with network name "NSA"
>>55154424
Me too...maybe updates make it turn on?
>>55152338
Follow the white rabbit.
>>55154544
Gold Nova to Silver III 101
>>55152338
>closes the window
>doesn't terminate the process
>>55166045
who does someone have a camera in their house
>go to friends
>whenever I am there, ask for wifi password
>they give it to me no question asked
>find out mac adresses of machines by going into router, usually just root/whatever standard pass, if not I just check quick under their router
>find out IP by going to "what is my ip"
>have scripts set up at home to spam WoL-packets towards their computers
I dont know why I do this. My ex-girlfriend threw her laptop in the trash and started crying because of it because she thought she was hacked and they would steal everything in her bank account.
>>55166208
Had patients from the local nuthouse break in before, but the police won't do shit and told us to take it up with the tard wranglers.
Tard wranglers refused to admit they keep fucking up and let the nuts out.
>>55166045
ha I remember threads like that
Toppest KeK
Gggikkhgg
>>55166730
>>55166745
filtered
>>55155098
Kek
>>55154547
Kek
>>55152338
>5AM
>see men in hazmat suits outside my door
>they stand there for about 10 minutes and then leave
>>55166237
what the fuck is wrong with you homie
>>55153797
>>55162993
This is one of the reasons I don't use Windows. I'd never be able to convince myself that I haven't caught some sort of shit.
I know it's unlikely as long as you're not an idiot, but still the paranoia lurks. Chances on other OSes are low enough that I stay conscious of what's running on my machines but am not paranoid.
>Someone's Wi-Fi name is "police surveillance van"
>Sister talks about how there must be a police van near by looking for someone
>Everyone agrees
O god
>>55168117
>in public
>have laptop spit out a wall of obscene wifi names
I can also disconnect /everyone/ at once but I'm not that mean.
>>55166088
No, skype updates itself from other people and runs in the background. Its p2p
>>55168162
how do you do these things?
>3am
>printer prints network status page
Its been 4 months and i'm still spooked why would that happen?
>>55155845
I'm pretty sure there is a bios option to wake up on lan or something like that
>>55168208
Just google it, I watched some talk on wifi from hak5 where they did this.
>Hak5 1122.2, WiFi Hacking Workshop
Not sure which part it's on but you should watch the entire thing anyway.
I have a python script that generates the names and it's just a simple command to disconnect everyone.
I don't have linux booted and I'm too lazy to get the source for you. RIP
>>55153797
>>55162993
Had somethings similar until I found out it was f.lux.
>set up free wifi from my phone in public
>get whatever passwords they log in to easily
Not that i have a use for them
>3am
>nothing strange
I got NORTON bitch
>>55154288
Everything with a speaker usually has a mic. You can actually hear and record sounds you make into headphones with no mic.
https://youtu.be/UxSN7njyL4s
They're listening Anon.. Be careful.
>>55156823
The fuck is all this shit.
If someones in your Google docs how would that effect your OS partitions or whatever?
Change your ip.
Wipe your shit.
Stay away from Russian porn.
Though I got to say at least he's having a kek and nothing malicious yet, could be far worse.
>>55153797
fucking sql server does updates in a command prompt, so this happens every day
it still freaks me out
cat /var/log/auth.log
>Chink IP failed authentications for root everywhere.
>Time to block all traffic until I have this figured out
>2am
>printer starts cleaning itself
>>55153788
I thought Wake-on-LAN was a Layer 2 thing. How could somebody do that over the internet?
>>55154548
Where does that logic put indians? They can turn on a TV but they can't shit in a bowl
>>55155494
What kind of meme? Regular or dank?
>>55156823
FYI League of Legends runs better on Linux than on Windows
>>55155171
pls kys
and don't fucking draw arrows on this post you cancerous faggot
>>55164337
move SSH to port 1022
enjoy peace
>>55170330
How?
>>55170383
you misspelled kiss, buddy :)
>>55170426
WINE
>>55170416
i can't believe that there are still people who think this would help. anyone nmapping ip addresses is going to find the right port for ssh. just disable password authentication or something.
>>55170470
The point of moving the ssh port isn't to somehow make it safer (although statistically, it DOES make it safer), it's just to prevent the log files from being spammed by chink IPs and for peace of mind.
>just disable password authentication or something
not always something you can do, sometimes you want the ability to log in to a machine from a new box
>anybody nmapping ip addresses is going to find the right port for ssh
nmap only scans the first 1000 ports by default, 99% of skript kiddies out there only use the defaults :^)
>12:42 PM
>Egg timer turns on
>>55154424
>using skype
>in 2016
Wew senpai
>>55154443
Caret
>>55166045
So, why exactly are security cameras connected to the fucking internet?
>>55169723
That sounds so naughty
>>55171082
Why exactly are fridges, thermostats and TVs connected to the fucking internet?
>>55171129
Mine arent.
>>55171135
Yeah but idiotic users' are, hence being the answer to your question
>>55154205
Thank you, sometimes around 4 or 5am my fucking pc just boots up and the fan full blasts, but when what you're describing happens I can hear my usb speakers make a pop when they connect and I know the PC is waking
>>55154990
Happened to me once, true story.
>running macroshit bangblows 69 free edition with nsa safety backdoor for virus protection
>>55168868
Just install fail2ban. How can you not have heard of this already?
>>55168239
Yea when I had f.lux installed that came up often, i uninstalled it and that fixed the problem
>>55172443
Fuck did you have norton tho?
>>55169723
>2am
>cat starts cleaning itself
>>55156869
Why? You too shit at games to play a real game like starcraft?
>>55168275
thanks for reminding me
>>55157193
Factory reset
>>55166237
You're fucked m8
>>55155171
God bless arrowman
>>55166237
Some "men" just want to watch the world burn.
>>55152338
>Current year
>Owning any electronic devices
>>55154205
WoL is a hardware Ethernet thing. It literally doesn't matter and would ordinarily be something you turn off at the BIOS.
Windows doing whatever the fuck it wants in S5 is a Windows thing. I'm sure Linux and all of the et ceteras have the same bullshit you can turn off.
>>55170302
Suffocating on air retarded.
>3 am
>desktop begins running rape.exe
>you hear a bang from the other side of your house
>>55157248
when you format your hard drive or create a new partition you can choose the file system. If you feel really excentric use raiserfs, it is literally perfect.
>>55164337
https://www.grc.com/su/UPnP-Rejected.htm
u r da dumb
>3am
>command prompt briefly flashes on the screen
>>55152338
>2am
>Random connection can open doors
>2-4am
>TV turns itself into half-on mode
>black, low backlit screen
>i can still press the power button to ACTUALLY turn it on
>it is not connected to wifi, ethernet, smartcard or analog cable(s)
*x-files music*
>>55178407
Mosquitoes can't transmit HIV.
>>55178506
>Mosquitoes can't transmit HIV.
>Mosquitoes
>toes
>dig out nokia dumbphone from late 1990s
>insert sim, boot it up
>it upgraded to windows 10
>>55178539
>>55178407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
>all these people not shutting down their desktops
>7 AM
>Smartphone's Alarm Clock Rings
>>55166237
Hahaha, man scaring the shit out of people using technology is nice. I had a 2g mobile data plan back when it was the new hot shit, had people log in to facebook etc. using my phone when outside, the phone I had was some lg touchscreen 'smart'phone, I had the browser set up to just store passwords without asking, no one knew I was the 'hacker' that kept changing their profile pics to dog pics, changed mine too from time to time and had them believe it was the library's PCs that were hacked, 2 weeks later the library blocked sites where you had to log in on their PCs. I stopped doing my 'hacking' too, no one ever knew it was me.
>>55153924
>>55157261
>>55157568
I think Windows defaults to waking up when it receives a unicast packet.
You have to manually configure the NIC to only wake up on magic packets.
pic related, you have to manually check the box.
>>55169733
>forcing all its children to be wrapped in a block
>>55163682
;33~
>>55178892
this is only true when the PC is in standby, not when it is turned off btw
>live near restaurant which has no wifi
>make encrypted wifi with restaurants name
>5am still up watching porn
>See weird shadow by my closet
> Close eyes and desperately try to fall asleep telling yourself there's nothing in the room with you
>>55154424
>using Skype
>winrar crashes
>can not end it with ANY tool
>>55179018
that's actually devious
>>55152338
>>55153722
>>55154394
>>55154424
>>55157193
>shutdown computer
>didn't save in vim
>>55164337
change ssh to different port, disable root logon
>yfw
>>55168243
teach me your ways fampai
>>55154524
>listening to radio
Is this 1932?
>>55154533
>watching TV
Is this 1956?
>>55168239
Flux ain't never done that shit to me.
>>55154524
>Sleeping at 3AM
>Clock Radio in the kitchen starts blasting a station with shit connection
We use that thing 4 times a year. I don't even know why it's still there, but it's from the 80s or something.
>>55156823
Put the mouse in your asshole.
>>55179150
Dank meme bro. Sad he died.
>>55153797
Had this happen before like once or twice
My computer is squeaky clean, too
>>55155171
missed you my friend
>fap to shemales and mtf transgirls
>always download and fap to them now
>>55167593
Were you that nuclear reactor guy?
>taking a nap
>"back door"
>>55179053
I have a gun for this reason.
>>55179053
>hear things in the walls
>see black tendrils creep from under the walls
>everyone tells me its nothing even after we found evidence of mice and other shit in the house
>Having your SSID broadcasting
>>55155845
doesn't turn off wake to update in windows 10 fyi
>laying in bed
>gpu fanspeed starts rapidly rising
>wtf no
>touch mouse, it stops
turns out it was just winsat or whatever that benches ur computer for its gay performance ratings
>>55170383
