/g/ humor thread
>>55142858
1
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3 4
:^)
>>55142858
Your installation is broken, that works fine for me.
>>55143500
motherfucker!
also, dubs
>>55142858
>>55142882
this isn't a rage thread
>>55142941
Top zozzle
>>55143900
>sorry
every time
>>55142858
>>55143760
>someone actually used my OC
Thanks anon, you brought a tear to my eyes
>>55144136
>Virus noises
Wat
>>55143900
>I'm not sure why, I think it's genetic
this gets me every time
>>55144358
if you can't find any viruses or virus noises, that just means it's working
>>55144358
I guess they meant parasite signals.
>>55144482
That's still bullshit because it's a digital signal.
>>55144444
>those quints
Check'd and kek'd
>>55144452
Fuggg
>>55143760
Am I the only one who hates these cringy reaction compilations? Why not just screencap OP's post? Do people think it will make the post funnier?
>>55142858
Damn, Why didn't I save that thread last night with the guy who logged all 4 internet arguments he had one. Priceless.
>>55144764
xD ikr, now back to the subreddit you came from
>>55144789
correction, one =/= won... damn.
>>55144822
>someone has a different opinion? reddit, right xD? lmao
Top tier arguing right here
>>55144136
>red circle
>with an arrow
why
>>55142858
>humor
It's spelt humour, you mongoloid.
>>55145024
>gif
Is that the joke?
>>55145069
gif is a perfectly fine format for an image with so few colors.
>>55145033
I hope you get a tumour, you dirty Guido
>>55145090
tumor*
>>55144444
Checked
>>55143116
topkek. gets me evrytiem
>>55144862
gets me everytime
>>55144444
o shittt
>>55144023
looks comfy, would join
>>55144862
KEK
>>55144799
gold
>>55142941
>>55144862
Monkey see monkey do
>>55146536
kek
>>55145069
Windows 10 IS a joke...
>>55146023
I hate you so much right now.
>>55142858
>c:
>
>D:
>>55142941
I knew a girl who thought her laptop brand is "dy"
>>55146023
What is this?
>>55146907
who the fuck uses apt in gentoo?
>>55146981
Kevin, and he's so cool he doesn't even need to type "install"
>>55146023
>>55146981
>>55147066
"gentoo" is the hostname of the machine. You cannot necessarily assume that the user in this animation is using the operating system of the same name.
>>55144789
>>55146023
Minimalism.
>>55146023
It was both shit and barely credible. 2/8, mostly for your effort in that image.
>>55146536
>>55146553
fuck off
>>55146023
Is this loss?
>>55147120
Nice one - thanks.
>>55147404
>>55143841
I feel like I went colour blind reading this.
>>55147259
Offended african-american detected.
>>55142858
are u retarded? save before u change something else u dumb nigger
>>55147570
Fuck off pajeet, go back to developing Windows 10 botnet
>>55144762
>using photon
>>55149352
maybe he misses двaч
>>55150109
be quiet tovarich)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>55146023
fuck that makes me mad
>>55146912
>>55147404
>>55147162
there are people this new on /g/ right now...
>>55144444
checked
>>55150635
If Jesse was a level 5 freetard, what kind of code would he refuse to run?
>>55142858
>Windows 10
Truly the best joke ever seen on /g/.
>>55151626
>Save $50.00
WEW
>>55144136
Normies things
>>55142858
This happened to me yesterday. Windows reset all of my default media players/viewers back to the Microsoft default.
Apparently you have to go into the control panel to change default programs or they'll revert on the next reset.
>>55151626
Damn trash cans are getting expensive. Fuck it when my trash can breaks I'm going to use plain old garbage bags.
>>55145163
Autistic Somalian-Brit detected.
>>55144799
oh fuck i havent laughed that hard in months
>>55144358
It's obvious viruses make noises anon, I bet you brag about being A+ certified but never passed the test.
>>55143841
/g/tards wet dream
>>55147128
I can't unsee the black and the white knob not being in line, also the white knob keeps moving further to the left
>>55144862
>Surface Pro
>Powerbook
Yeah.... Pretty sure its fake.
>>55143085
Typical chink technology
>>55151626
Thats a bunch of bullshit. It costs so much because it has a lot of premium accessories and expensive programs. The trash can itself doesn't even take part of the 1/2 the total price. I dont justify the price but it's ridiculous to pack in the most expensive configuration and call it trash becuase it is expensive.
>>55151626
>final cut pro
>logic pro
>AIO printer
>a fucking 24TB NAS
yea, if you're making fun of the cost of the computer, only show the cost of the computer
>>55152229
good post goyim, one (1) shekel has been deposited to your account.
>>55152246
>"lol computer too expensive look"
>purchase list, computer, + 500 expensive unrelated items
>"lol Jew shekel kek kek"
>>55152246
Fuck off MS shill.
>>55143900
> fans start blowing
my fucking g750jz if I not enable my 99% Power Profile, it sounds its going to take off, kid you not.
guess the cpu fan is factory default, so I just ordered a new one from good ol' china.
>>55144444
nise
>>55144764
I agree.
>>55143760
Kek'd irl
>>55147259
Nigga getta fuck outta here if ya aint used to getting roasted
>>55151754
Wtf is up with muricans walking around in camo suits?
He doesnt want anyone tot know he goes to the Apple shop?
>>55152699
>muh armyz
>muh overly patriotizmz
> muh goll ov dooddy
>>55143841
Don't get it
>>55153116
>>55144444
THE NUMBERS MASON
>>55154204
What the fuck is "common sense" anyways?
>>55154980
meme software, don't listen to the pajeets.
:^)
>>55154980
"common sense" would help you find out
>>55146023
ANON PLEASE STOP
>>55154063
WHY DID YOU MAKE IT 30 TIMES BIGGER YOU ENORMOUS FAGGOT
>>55155259
You can't zoom a webm you retard!
>>55143760
>Mfw I posted that thread when doing homework for my intro to programming class.
>Java app with Swingâ„¢
So anyway, how do you convert 'em guise?
>>55143137
Something Richard Stallman
>>55152699
>I don't know what a soldier is
>>55156109
>Having to enroll in a class to learn java
Kys
>>55156433
Filtered
>>55156485
You must be great fun at all the parties you don't get invited to, by all the friends you don't have.
>>55147120
Holy fuck the autism is real. Thanks for the life story champ changed me forever 8/8
>>55156485
>filtered
>doesn't have forced anonymous on every board
watching you dumb cunts complain about tripfags is now amusing, rather than annoying.
>>55143137
>>55156433
>>55156928
Thank you annon
>>55143800
>someone says a joke
>idiot repeats joke
>a dozen of retarded replies to the guy who repeated the joke
Every fucking screenshot.
>>55144822
>le board culture
Retard.
>>55156485
edgy
>>55146023
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3 4
>>55147120
>battle net
>0
>>55157135
>filtering tripfags is edgy
>>55156728
Tripfags are annoying because of the way they post.
>>55157191
>filtering tripfags is edgy
No, but insulting them and showing everybody that you filtered them is.
>kys
Get out
>>55147482
Holy shit. I hope this is some brand of copypasta
>>55152699
People worship the military here. If you go anywhere dressed in camo you instantly get treated better, get discounts, first in line for jobs, people hold doors open for you, buy you breakfast lunch and dinner.
Military fags are the biggest welfare queens you can imagine.
>>55157134
>A 1500W Vacuum to cool a laptop.
Wonder if he also thinks the room is heating up because of the laptop.
>>55157326
>hating the military
WEW
E
W
Spotted the liberal uni student
>>55142941
what kind of fucked up english is that even?
>>55157376
Ebonics
>>55145088
png is still better
>>55157355
>>55156485
I know what a soldier is. So what army op is happening at the Apple store?
>>55157430
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>55157059
He repeated the joke and added his own commentary. That's fair use.
>>55147482
this makes me so fucking mad everytime I read it
I don't even know why it really shouldn't bother me but it frustrates me to hell and back
>>55157337
Why would she be using anything other than QWERTY?
WAKE ME UP
>>55144023
>Wearing shoes indoors
>Not using flip flops instead
TRIGGERED. Burgers are so weird.
>>55157454
After Orlando they're deploying soldiers to any location with large quantities of homo, to stop the terrorists
>>55152699
Where do you see the guy in camo? I only see a guy in a gray shirt
>>55154063
>>55146907
Lies
>>55151754
Thank you for your service o7
>>55144023
>shoes inside
fucking disgusting americans
>>55144118
cringe
>>55157622
>>55157515
Don't you europoors have a rapefugee cock to suck or something?
>>55146553
What the fuck is going on
>>55157652
Sorry what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of gunfire in Orlando
>>55157652
Don't you merifats have some schools to shoot up?
>>55157355
People who walk around in their uniforms are attention whores. That doesn't mean I hate the military. In fact, it's just the opposite: soldiers deserve respect, and these faggots who expect special treatment are taking advantage of that respect for selfish reasons.
>>55157680
>implying I give a shit if a sandnigger shoots up a gay bar
>>55155831
but when you previously zoomed in on a picutre, you dont need additional zooming
>>55157691
I actually grew up in a stable home with two parents, so no.
>>55157698
I think the intention was to mock the perceived violent and uncaring nature of Americans.
>>55157757
It was latin night, and all the patrons were minorities.
>>55157729
Sure, just try to not be a victim in any inevitable future mass shootings which seem to happen pretty much daily :v)
>>55157788
I don't live in a city, so that'll be easy.
>>55151626
>>55157805
Go back to fucking your sister, Cleetus
>>55157822
I live in the suburbs, no thanks.
>>55157767
Yeah you really disproved the perception there.
>>55157849
So you never ever go into town, right?
>>55157807
Nice job not showing the Dell's specs
>>55157855
I care about other people, just not non-whites.
>>55157515
>flip flops
They're called slippers, you dumb haole.
>>55157901
So you only care about a minority?
>>55157901
Shut me right up.
>>55157892
>not looking right
>>55157901
Enjoy being a minority in 15 years and eventually confined to "White American reservations", whitey :)
>>55156678
You've seen nothing
>>55157940
Yes, because a dell rack server would ship with a, Apple mouse, right?
Those are the Mac's specs, you dolt
Oh man, here's my favourite of all time.
>>55157326
>people hold doors open for you
do people not habitually do this for everyone anyway?
>>55157326
I'd like go add that carrying your military ID gets you those same discounts. In fact it's better since you might not want to be wearing your uniform to certain places.
>>55158037
They're afraid of women calling them sexist for holding doors open
>>55158037
You'll get called sexist if you do, and we don't want that, now do we?
>>55157503
>programming for shit like that isn't done in assembly or c
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
>>55158064
>>55158074
I do it all the time and all people do is nod or say "thanks"
one autist offered a handshake
>>55157959
Just googled the Dell's available specs
>tfw you fell for the 2TB RAM meme
And this is just getting started
>>55158089
Go to bed grandpa
>>55151626
You think this is bad, obviously it's a joke but there are scenarios in which some fuck at some publicly funded place will dump all their cash on bullshit like this.
In high school we barely had typing classes, of course no programming not even ms office training, yet we had a fleet of 24 imacs for the video production office, never saw more than three people in there at once.
Same shit about how you see schools dropping millions on ipads for fucking kindergarteners so they can use 1-2 apps which exist on android and simply will not buy a $80 android tablet, they have to get 60+ $800 ipads and it always has to be the highest end model
>near infinite amount of taxpayer funding
>"we need the best stuff"
>overpriced hipster meme garbage for sale
makes for a lethal combination
>>55158119
jabbascript is too high level for low level mission critical hardware
>>55146023
Thanks doc!
>>55158152
I think schools get a list given from upstairs on what they can buy. If you catch my drift
>>55157950
>>55157189
I added him on Steam so he could teach me his ways, but he's been offline for 700 days :(
>>55157347
If you take a closer look, you'll see that it's powered by AMD.
>>55157950
Who's this UTV?
>>55158683
>>55157950
I know we'll never know the truth behind this, but my personal theory is he actually hated him so utterly completely that he did this as a revenge tactic because he can't post with that trip anymore because someone in any unrelated thread will always bring it up
>tripfags
>>55144822
No John, you are the Reddit
>>55142882
i'm seen this like 5 times so far, what am i missing?
is this about that greentext story where that kid gets his computer fucked by his family?
>>55142941
>>55145913
What's even funny about these? Some chinese brands or something?
>>55151896
But what about all these faggots on this board?
>>55157376
Pretty sure white messages are some nigger, and green messages are some asian dude, like a pajeet or jap or something.
>>55142941
>>55143069
is that the founder of bitcoin?
>>55143760
hehehehhehehe
>>55159265
Are you retarded?
>>55144799
Things like this is why I love this place
>>55159238
>gif
>>55157916
>>flip flops
>slippers
They're called latches, you stupid fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9zt24IybI
>>55152112
It's an advertisement.
>>55157059
I think the commentary is the joke.
>>55144444
Witnessed
>>55144444
WITNESSED
>>55157807
>40 cores 80 threads @ 3.2Ghz vs 12c 2.7ghz
>24 drives vs 1 drive
>4 PSUs vs 1
etc etc. Yeah, they're exactly the same...
>>55159936
that screenshot is bullshit either way, I just went to configure the latest R930 and maxed it out and still couldn't go over 500k, and that machine had 8 6TB NVMe pcie cards and a fuckton other shit in it.
>>55146023
Got me
>>55144799
Haven't laughed like that in a long ass while.
>>55157489
You are not alone.
>>55144764
No you're not.
>>55159559
That's a joke, right? I mean he's not serious, can't be..
>>55144023
/g/ in a nutshell
>>55161360
well this is it, I'm leaving, 9/10 sure that's the kid with stupid mother and sister
>>55147404
it's /g/'s loss
>>55158152
apple has historically given ridiculous deals to educational institutions
>>55161471
:^)
>>55161480
First taste is free kid
>>55158152
basically they aren't paying anywhere near what a consumer would pay for apple stuff
>>55158152
This is the sole reason I go to school board meetings. It's hell since the people there are all stupid/insane, but I feel I have a duty.
>>55161349
Women logic?
You can't compare the legendary fast inverse square root with some buggy "larger number" code!
>>55146023
the green's way off. Compare:
> DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>55152599
>Nigga
>getta fuck outta here
>aint
>roasted
We get it, you browse Reddit
>>55161552
whutchu sayin mah mane
>>55161619
context?
>>55157652
>Don't you europoors have a rapefugee cock to suck or something?
>>55151754
aw :3
lmao at the old people
>>55157565
heh
