who will be apple's next CEO?
Steve Jobs dead body
>>55123300
It'll be you.
>>55123300
Raja Koduri
>>55123300
The woman
Dr dre
>all that white trash
>>55123376
Nigger can't work at Apple for obvious reasons
craig
eddy fucked up, he can't talk
>>55123376
no offense mate
>>55123376
They need pajeet to lead instead of all these cis privileged white trash
>>55123300
Obviously it'll be Phillip Shiller.
>>55123300
It wont be any of those.
It'll be Pajeet. May he have a golden shitting street and dualboot windows on his new MacBook Pro S 2020 edition.
>>55124627
/end{thread}
>>55123442
Eddy looks like an alcoholic, which would explain why all of the services he manages (iTunes, Apple Music, Apple News, and until recently the App Stores) have been so underwhelming.
Carly Fiorina
>>55123300
Other than Jonathan Ive and Dan Riccio they're all dick sucking yes men with absolutely no talent. Those two have also both stated that they're not interested because they want to stay in development.
Apple is fucked and it showed at WWDC.
Tim Cook was COO when Steve Jobs ran the company.
Jeff Williams is now the COO, and he's a pretty big deal inside Apple. He also leads the company's health initiatives. Seems like he would be the most obvious successor to Cook.
>>55124944
>He also leads the company's health initiatives
Those are going nowhere though and are tightly tied to the Apple ecosystem so 99% of the planet, including government agencies that are basically required for most of this to take off, won't even have access to them.
>>55123300
>Schiller
>Worldwide Marketing
It was his destiny.
>>55123300
>not a single person of color
Apple confirmed racist.
>>55123300
Some cool nigger.
>>55124980
>tightly tied to the Apple ecosystem
ResearchKit and CareKit are open-source. Apple's clearly stated they want them to spread beyond their own ecosystem.
reptilian clones
>>55124066
That's a sweet 45 minute drive to Cupertino. That pic makes me laugh being from the bay area.
>>55123356
This.
Next and last CEO.
Stallman for sure.
>>55123300
>>55123300
Craig
TBHFAM
>>55123356
Obvious answer
>>55123300
Hopefully one of the engineers who actually designs shit so we can get off the thin and light bandwagon.
>>55123376
So todahy we maken the fastest computah in da word mama told me when i was yoing boy i could be 'nything n now i own all this sheit and im like super rich bro
>>55124900
Kek
>>55125827
Jony is Mr. Designer Man, not so much an executive or company president type.
>>55125840
Craig is a great presenter but his strength is in software. Not as well-rounded as an Apple CEO should be.
>>55123300
cook left?
>>55125929
Nope, this is just fun "what if" speculation.
>>55123300
In this order
>black jew lesbian woman
>black jew woman
>woman
>non-white jew trans/gay man
>non-white jew man
>non-white man
>a group of all of the above
>Jonathan Ive
>the blonde
>some random chink
>an engineer that could or not be a pajeet but never a white man
>a trashcan
>a black woman
>a white man that was raped
That's my best guess.
I'd throw in behind Schiller.
the woman
She will lead Apple into a yahoo/hp esque failure spiral that will end with Apple being sold to Alibaba
>>55124066
Never knew there was a jail there, and it's right next to an elementary school to boot
>>55126103
i'll try to make your list a bit more realistic:
In this order:
members off
>1. Rothschild
>2. Bruce
>3. Cavendish (Kennedy)
>4. De Medici
>5. Hanover
>6. Hapsburg
>7. Krupp
>8. Plantagenet
>9. Rockefeller
>10.Romanov
>11.Sinclair (St. Clair)
>12.Warburg (del Banco)
>13.Windsor (Saxe-Coburg-Gothe)
>14. if non of these apply = The White Woman
Hopefully Dan Riccio or Johny Srouji. One of the Hardware guys would be nice.
>>55123300
how many of these people are gay?
White people are so beautiful. :'(
>>55123376
Johny Srouji is Israeli
Cook will never retire or step down
he has a bigger ego than that hack Jobs and they both think they invented the assembly line.
Tim Cock.
>>55123353
>ONE INFINITE LOO
Should probably be Jonathan Ive because he's an actual engineer whose work is not shit.
>>55123437
Siri should have a pre programmed response to "shhhheeeeeiiiittttt":
"You cannot unlock me. Now return me to my rightful owner via an Apple Store before I contact the police to arrest your black ass."
Dan Riccio...I mean look at that turtle neck.
>>55123300
My Mom
>>55128833
>Jonathan Ive, whose work is not shit
he was ok 10 years ago, now he has his head way too far up his own ass. Jobs ego infected most of Apple, most think their shit doesn't stink and that they are unique. Tim Cook has the same problem with the added bonus that he fucks boys.
I hope it's the one with yellow hair. Nothing hotter than an ambitious woman!
>>55128833
>because he's an actual engineer whose work is not shit.
But then they'd only have engineers who do shit for work.
>>55124996
>person of color
Dr. Dre
