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that is the dumbest thing ive ever seen
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>no semicolons
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I hate programmer humor so much.
All the mildly funny ones have been repeated to death and everything else consists of applying psuedocode to everyday things and then acting like you're cute or witty for writing dumb shit like if (COFFEE_EMPTY) refillCoffee(); on your coffee mug.
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def isOPFaggot():
return True
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Why not just " if ($thirsty) { }" ?
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very very funny
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>>55111213
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD
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>>55111213
>he forgot to call it

:^)
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>>55111213
lol u said faggot x^)
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>>55111213
opIsFaggot = True
if opIsFaggot:
while True:
shitpost();
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>>55111389
Not PEP8 compliant
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>>55111198
>applying psuedocode to everyday things and then acting like you're cute or witt

I hate this so much.

>>55111948
I don't get it. Why would you use recursion for this? Is it just shoehorned in to try to make the joke work?
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>>55111983
Each fat roll contains more fat rolls
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>>55111154
Why should you want an empty glass in your program? I mean, if I'm not thirsty I don't want a fucking glass... your code is shit...
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>>55111213
>he didn't indent
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>>55111154
More like programming cringe
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opIsFaggot = True
if opIsFaggot:
while True:
shitpost();
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>>55112067
More like cringe
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>>55111916
Ok, that's pretty good. Sounds just like them!
10/10
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>>55111983
seems so, why not just do something like "overflows even a BigInt"
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>>55112097
...what the fuck is this?
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>>55112333
>test/expression_command/test/main.cpp
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>>55111983
Because recursion needs a separate stack frame for every function call.
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>>55111154
Omg that's soooo funy and quirky :)

I'll be printing this into the wall of our women only tech startup because we are coders too ^^ :D
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>>55111198
>programmer
Hum excuse me fart face, we're called CODERS, not "programmers". Eat a lump of feces you cishet shit.
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>>55111154
Isn't the else statement redundant?
What if you loop it? Does the glass fill if you aren't thristy the second time through?
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>>55112097
>this is broken
>this is broken
>this is broken
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>>55111916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LE1nVS9iY
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>>55111389
Wouldn't it just be

opIsFaggot = True
while opIsFaggot:
shitpost()
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>>55113917
not if opIsFaggot is ever prone to changing
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>>55111198
There are a few that I still find funny

//the fun starts here
#define true (rand < 10)


enum Bool {
True,
False,
FileNotFound
}


return true; //returns true
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>>55114748
I fucked this part up
#define true (rand() > 10)
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>>55111154
If i wanted humor I would ask what your git repository looks like
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>>55113917

No you mong it's:

while True:
shitpost()
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