>non-macbook pro users WILL NEVER know this feel
>>55109242
My $200 chromebook gets 14 hours of battery life goy
>>55109242
You can get up to like 24 hours with the x260, nigger. Enjoy your shiny toy
>>55109242
It's the less you can expect from a 1k$ toy
>>55109363
A tablet is not a laptop.
>>55109472
>buying a 'high-performance' laptop
>>55109506
kek this
>>55109526
Maybe he has a job and goes outside, you hikikomori scum.
>>55109543
>don't mind me I'm just using photoshop on the tram on the way to work
>>55109242
what, the feel of tim cook's cock deep in your ass?
>>55109472
Actually, a thing that has charging port and nothing else is just a tablet with keyboard. Not even a well-convertible one, FFS. Does Macbook have touchscreen these days, at least?
>>55109579
>unironically wanting a touchscreen
underage b&
>>55109570
Cook is just a placeholder. If anything, you are being fucked by Steve from beyond the grave.
>>55109593
It doesn't have one? Then WTF is that piece of crap - it is not a laptop, you can't remove or turn back the keyboard, and it doesn't even have touch?
Sir, that's probably the worst tablet I have ever seen, with the possible exception of OLPC.
>>55109629
>tablet
Fuck off, Timmy. Go play Minecraft and nana will bring you a juicebox and PB&J with the crusts cut off just how you like it.
>>55109648
>I don't understand sarcasm
>>55109648
WTF retard, care to explain your idioms?
Not all of us are diplomed teenage memelords here.
Or does that just mean you don't have anything else to say?
>>55109683
You think this is a joke? Tablets aren't fucking funny, Brian. They're the fucking cancer of the computing world, and it's metastasising at an alarming rate.
>>55109506
>being poor
>>55109242
I don't need to know that feel I do CAD work on the go and Run simulations and VM's.
Something MAC's can't even do at the same time without throttling.
>>55109472
Neither is a tablet in an aluminium casing.
>>55109746
0/10
>>55109704
They're actually a perfect fishing net for normies and a godsend for the industry.
Useless trinkets they spend astounding amounts of time on but when it breaks they have to buy a new one, because repairing that piece of shit is just too much hassle for everyone involved.
No more "muh computah got viruses" or "ah cant find the internet" or "how do i download more ram".
It just works and when it doesn't work you tell them to fuck off and buy a new one.
Then you can focus on something actually profitable like fixing big format printers or laying fucking cables.
lol
My VAIO has 21 hours battery life on Web browsing
>>55109242
My laptop doesn't even have it's battery in and is plugged in 24/7.
We don't need that much battery life because we're more productive.
>>55110227
>When they forced shitty netbooks, I said nothing
>When they started putting asinine touchscreens on fucking everything, I said nothing
>When they started sacrificing performance for "muh battery life", I said nothing
>Then they came for my keyboard and mouse, and no one was left to speak for me
>>55109752
/thread
>>55109746
please don't forget about cpu video encoding
everyone on /g/ encodes video
>>55109242
nigga please. my thinkpad gets over 16 hours of battery life in android mode. this machine was released in 2012. i've been enjoying this for 4 years. fuck you.
>>55113606
>android mode
>>55110552
Tablets without keyboards aren't selling.
There's a reason even Apple's getting on the meme keyboard train
>>55109242
Isn't that the same as a $199 ideapad 100s?
>>55115586
He likes 'em thick and black and they say Mac users are the fags
>>55115586
Dude, you can buy netbooks that'll be plenty for 99% of macbook users that'll give better battery life than a macbook.
>>55115586
That's basically a shitter, thicker, cheaper, plastic version of the rMB. If it were half that price, I could maybe understand.
>>55109363
>not buying a cb3 for 100$ on black friday
i didnt, but i got mine like 3 years ago, and im still getting ~8-9 hours per charge
>>55115608
ebony and bbw?
>>55115656
Except it's better in every way except thickness and weight.
>>55109384
*At 3 times the weight and 3 times the battery size
>>55115782
>Plastic
>That massive fucking screen bezel
>Wondüz
>1920x1080
>That shit trackpad
>a fucking clitoris
The keyboard looks better, I'll give you that, and having more than one port. But only normies buy laptops that small anyway. Anything smaller than 15" is shit-tier.
>>55109581
>>55109601
>>55115608
top kek
>>55115782
>>55115586
>1366 x 768
>>55109242
My feel is better
>>55115996
Good God windows is fucking hideous
>>55116046
>implying the UI is not there to only allow you to interface with the machine
Never noticed the aesthetic because I do actual work on my desktop. Like jacking off to vanilla porn.
>>55115996
>DownThemAll
>/fit/
>Firefox
>Windows
>Normie TV
I have a 2009 macbook pro 15
I get tons of battery life due to the fact that that almost all of the dedicated gpu's shipped with these laptops were defective and can't be used.
>>55115857
Anything larger than 15" is senior citizen tier, you geriatric fuck. If you don't take your laptop with you places, you are literally being cucked by paying full price for a mobile CPU when you could be getting a desktop that does all that for so much cheaper.
If you carry around a 17" laptop you are a retard. If you want a comfier screen just plug into a monitor when you get home.
>>55115656
If you use the corporate portal it is practically half the price.
>>55117590
>due to the fact that that almost all of the dedicated gpu's shipped with these laptops were defective and can't be used
2011 MBP owner here. Have had it replaced for free twice and the piece if shit is acting up again.
>>55117924
I can't even have mine replaced anymore. I'm pretty sure they don't fix anything either, just slam another defective unit into the device.
>>55118029
>I'm pretty sure they don't fix anything either, just slam another defective unit into the device.
Yeah from what I've seen and heard from others they're just replacing it with another defective piece of shit. Fuck Apple desu. Probably going to pick up a Thinkpad x260 when this dies.
>>55118029
>that pic
>>55109707
>thinks a $1000-$1500 purchasd maksz him rich
Go back to flipping burgers
>>55118279
here man, take this
>>55119009
>>55117590
I find it really sad that my 2009 macbook pro survived being run over by a car, yet they couldn't even ship it with a functioning GPU
>not owning a thinkpad
>20eva
>>55109555
If you're a uni instructor Macbooks are a god send. All the teaching benefits of Unix for presentation tutorials without the Linux autism while having a day ling battery life.
>>55121197
>>55121142
Ubuntaids prevents most of that autism and still makes teaching easy.
Just Werks™
>>55113567
I used to unironically encode videos every day before I decided to drop anime as a whole and never touch HEVC files ever again.
>>55121223
Try using any Linux distro with those Epson or Sammy wireless projectors and then tell me honestly to use Linux ever again.
Fuck that hobbyist piece of shit.
>>55121319
Wireless projection is a meme.
I knew someone that carried around two laptops on campus to make projecting less of a pain.
>>55109242
No shit nigger. OSX throttles the hardware and doesn't run shit beside social media apps and music.
>>55121341
I mean it is not your choice if the equipment and installation is already done. you just need to get the tools necessary for the job and those tools don't include Linux in any form or shape in our Algo courses.
doing any actual work with non apple exclusive software gives me average battery life
>>55121351
I use mbpr for work (iOS dev), you talk out of ur ass. I get silky smooth experience on OSX doing my job, being a windows user privately. Also, you can actually use a mac laptop in public without looking like a fucking retard.
Battery life is great on a laptop that runs at 800mhz
Really low wattage CPU
>>55122802
i hate apple shills and anti-apple shills the same. what you say simply isnt true, the performance is the same as its counterparts (xps 13 for example), if you need an ultrabook is just a matter of choosing what you like better.
>>55109242
>x220 laptop gets 24 hour battery
>Macbook gets 12
Yea op you're right. I'd have to be at 50% battery capacity to get that feeling.
>>55109242
>people who actually use there computer WILL NEVER know this feel
My Macbook Pro lasts 40 minutes tops.
>>55109648
An actual person thought of and then typed this
That makes me sad
>>55109242
>>55109363
weak
>>55123863
>not using your computer
i bet ya'll winfags and lunitunes don't even have infinite battery
Actually, I get close to 20 hours of usable battery life with my Dell Latitude E6400 so, fuck you, OP.
And I paid $100 for it.
And it runs OSX El Capitan (and even Sierra) in a VM just fine.
And fuck you, OP, just because I feel like saying it again.
>>55109242
You called down the thunder?
>>55127471
>1366x768
>>55121319
What my professors use (what I saw atleast):
Debian stable x1
kubuntu x1
xubuntu x1
ubuntu unity x3
Archlinux x2
Manjaro x1
OS X x2
windows 7 x2
windows vista x1
in 4 years at uni.
It's depressing to see people using windows 10 with vm for lessons.
We are only 2 /g/entoomen sadly.
>>55127635
No, actually it's not, and screen resolution is fucking irrelevant.
>look kids, someone that thought they were saying something clever but proved themselves to be entirely ignorant all at the same time
>>55128208
>screen resolution is irrelevant
Spoken like a true poorfag.
>not just using the battery in your laptop as a free UPS
>actually taking your laptop out of your bed
Lenovo Yoga 900s
/thread
>>55109242
It must be great being able to spend 13 hours not accomplishing a fucking thing.
>>55128373
#REKT
>>55121351
>I have never used OS X: The post
