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Guys how do i become like the guy in the pic and make banks bankrupt?
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Guys how do i become like the guy in the pic and make banks bankrupt?
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Start by deepthroating big fucking elephant dicks, you got that?
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>>55098948
You're not funny? Do you even hack? Kiddo...
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>>55098936
>they're listening
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BEGUM HAGER, USE LANAX ND FUG SOETY! :DDD
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>>55099165
Ebin
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>Become cringy autistic hacker
You're already half way there OP
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https://www.offensive-security.com/metasploit-unleashed/
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Fuck society? Fuck everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0
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>>55098965
AHAHAHAHAHA TRIGGERED XDXDXDXD
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>>55098936
well, first, you'll have to install gentoo with gnome.
then, you'll have to schizophrenic- actually skip this, as you likely already are.
then you'll need to be a heroine addict- you've likely got that covered, too.

wow! you're almost there! remember your suboxone!

next, you'll need to blackmail a little dog from someone, and a raspberry pi.
you'll also need to spy on your therapist.

now, start talking to yourself until you think your talking to your father.
your father will tell you how to hack the banks. or something like that.
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convert to judaism and call everyone who criticizes you an anti-semite
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> bank.hack()
Don't tell anyone.
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>>55102443
And 1st season spoiled
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>>55098936
Simple.

1. Be anti-social
2. Browse 4chan
3. Be paranoid
4. Abandon all friends
5. Install gentoo
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>>55098936
Just buy AMD Zen + AMD Polaris, ano of course install Gentoo uclibc
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Learn APL
Master it

This way you can hack into air-traffic control systems
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>>55103605
I just like this
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>>55103605
And I'm not a hacker.
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>>55103728
After you install Gentoo, you will have the necessary skill set to hack the planet m8
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>>55103567
>going into a Mr. Robot thread months after the first season ended and not expecting spoilers
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>>55102443
>gentoo
Kali linux shithead
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>>55098936

Get a job at the wall street and gamble other people's money away.
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You get Kali Linux and use KDE
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>>55102195
Hi, summer.
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>>55104965
This is the real answer
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get a raspberry pi and install it inside the server building
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Banks are pretty good at bankrupting themselves...
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>>55103605
You forgot

>Install GNOME
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>>55098936
Wait for fsociety to recruit you on 4chan
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>>55103605
See >>55104918
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>>55103212
Genuinely lol'd
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