Why don't you have a smart toilet yet?
>>55090309
>2012+4
> not pooping directly in your Macbook
whats are you poor ?
>>55090309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
>>55090332
chuckled
>>55090309
le grapes meme
Because i can use any of millions of designated streets
Are you too good fit the street now?
>>55090492
A kek for you sir
>>55090309
I love getting water shot at shit halfway outta my ass and being hit in the face
>>55090704
>I love getting water shot at shit halfway outta my ass and being hit in the face
learn 2 toilet
>>55090309
>mandatory google login with pooinloo services
>livestream
>share your best moments with friends
>access history
Whats next ?
>>55090309
I used on of these before. The little stalk that shoots warm water at you anoos is heaven when you have ring sting.
>>55091014
Automatic laxatives ordering with the Amazon Smart Toilet.
>parents build brand new house, beatifully, with tech (four zones all with smart thermostats, 1080P security cams, geothermal heat/cooling, lots of Cat6 runs, etc.)
>tell them during the build process they should put an electrical outlet near the toilets in case they want to install a bidet later
>catch up with them later
>they didn't
>MFW
an unheated bidet without a blow drier sucks, especially during the winter when the water is fucking cold...
>>55090309
Went to Japan this year, those things were everywhere and they are the best thing ever
>tfw clogged one up with my mega food poisoning diarrhea
>>55091100
5 minute delivery right up the rectum
>20XX, smart toilets are ubiquitous
>NSA get Chinese to install backdoors
>Government knows when your piss is hot
>Get arrested for weed and cocaine
>Lose job over $500 toilet
>tfw no smart shitting
>>55091376
>electrical outlet near the toilets
This against code.
>>55091987
No it's not
>>55091987
No, it's not. You can't have a conventional outlet (AFCI) within 6 feet of a sink or basin. If you get a GFCI (Ground fault circuit interruption) outlet, it's permissible. How do you think toilets like the Neorest (or just replacement toilet lids/seats with blow driers and heated water sprayers) are allowed to function?
>>55090336
It gets funny. Good post.
I don't want to be outsmarted by my water closet.
I am not a clever man.
