Has anyone else used this app? It's fucking magic
It tries to wake you up when you're sleeping the lightest so you don't feel like shit when you wake up
I installed it yesterday and slept from 1AM to 5:30AM and it woke me up at like 5:35AM and I felt fucking fine. This shit is crazy. I crashed hard later of course due to lack of sleep but still.
>>55085758
Sleep As Android
>>55085758
Yeah, REM cycles are a crazy thing
>>55085758
I've been using it for three months. It's cool as fuck, especially going back over past nights and seeing when I've gotten good and bad sleep.
> tfw average is like 6.5 hours a night
> it's consistently low throughout the week, from like 2am to 8am, give or take
> skewed by weekend sleep-fests of like 4am to 3pm
The intelligent snooze function is cool as fuck as well. I still feel drowsy when I wake up, but that's more because I get fuck all sleep CONSISTENTLY.
shilling is against the rules
I don't force myself to wake up
>>55085940
Some of us have things to do
Yes wagecuck, you want to be good and rested for mr. shekleberg.
Ive hear about circadian cycles for years now
op is underage b8
>>55085946
That's too bad.
>>55085948
>>55085940
Every second you spend oversleeping, is a second wasted.
You could be doing literally anything else but sleep, even if you're a worthless neet.
>>55085976
> making bank is bad
Bingdong Sandlewang, please go.
>>55086016
>Working is good
Mr. Shekelberg pls go
>>55086040
How is it not? I mean, you're probably trolling, but do you actually think every job is a corporate 9-5 hellhole, being forced to work in a grey cubicle, in a grey suit, in a grey building, in a grey city?
>>55086084
Yeah sorry, I was being cheeky. There's nothing wrong about working, but I'm completely against forcing yourself to wake up. My first priority about any new job I'm applying to is that I start at least at 11 AM or so.
>>55086130
I wake up at 8 for an 8.30 start. Living two minutes from work is great. I'd be fine with it if I just went to bed at a reasonable hour, so the problem for me is less to do with the start time, and more with me just refusing to fix my sleeping habits.
>>55086130
This isn't really forcing yourself to wake up. You can still get enough sleep but wake up at a better time.
>>55086219
...by forcing yourself to wake up
>>55086233
It's within a 30 minute period that you choose (you can change the time period but 30 minutes is recommended). If I miss 20 minutes of sleep and feel much better when I wake up then it's definitely a net gain. The point is you are almost awake when the app wakes you up.
Anybody got a link? I don't want to waste time on looking for apk
>>55086308
It's free
>>55086345
Sleep cycle alarm clock is not. The top one in play store.
>>55086377
O it's free on iPhone
>>55086284
He's a neet, he won't understand the value of waking up early feeling refreshed.
>>55086414
charge your fucking phone
>>55086414
>>55086385
I don't have an itoy
>>55085758
Not an ifag sorry
>>55085940
Only NEETs can understand this feel
>>55086457
It's on Android as well, dude.
>>55086437
It'll be good for another couple of hours m8. I'll just plug it in before bed.
Thanks OP, I'm going to try this out. I recently had to move to a property behind a military base, and their 24/7 noise has severely messed up my sleep schedule.
>>55086447
Maybe you should have gotten one then :)
>>55085758
SNAKE OIL
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Does it work if you're sleeping in the bed with another person?
>>55086414
>>55086385
It's a one month free trial.
>>55086542
>Sleep Cycle works well for two persons sharing bed using microphone motion detection. Sound decays exponentially with distance, this means that sounds generated by your partner will have a much lower volume than sounds generated by you. In addition to this, If both users use Sleep Cycle then the two devices will automatically connect to each other over Wi-Fi. Sleep Cycle can then detect where in bed a sound originates from with an accuracy of 30 cm (1 feet), translating the analysis into an extremely accurate sleep analysis for both users.
Haven't tested this myself though. My Mum hasn't been here for the last week.
>>55086548
One month free premium trial. The basic features are free.
>>55086561
Oh cool, thanks for pointing that out for me. I guess I could have read all of that and found that out myself but you did it for me anyway.
Thanks a lot man, I hope you're marketing because I'm going to buy that app now.
Thanks again
>>55085988
I use an alarm to wake up, but his sentiment is right. I remember reading somewhere that you should be waking up "naturally". Naturally, in this case, meant completely on your own. Anything less and you were supposedly forcing yourself out of sleep too early.
I don't think I buy it, because the amount of time I sleep without an alarm can vary between 4-5 hours and 11 hours depending on the night, and there's no way that kind of variance can be very good, but the general principle of letting your body manage its own recovery seems sound.
As for OP, Jawbone does that with the UP band and it's significantly better versus smartphone apps, which generally only work by sensing vibrations on the mattress. activity trackers (that you can wear to sleep) can differentiate between things like light sleep and deep sleep more accurately.
In other words, welcome to like 2010 or something.
>>55086589
I get .50 per reply. Thank you dude.
>>55086660
who's sponsoring that?
>>55086593
>~$130
Yeesh. Maybe next time I have enough money to justify buying an overpriced watch that can't tell time.
>>55086708
It sounds like you're complaining that an activity tracker isn't actually a wristwatch. Do you also complain that sunglass lenses don't correct your vision?
>>55086479
Or, y'know, people who go to bed at an appropriate time relative to when they need to wake up rather than shitposting into the wee hours.
Is unlock price worth it?
Ive never used a fancy app
I have my phone alarm to wake me up at 7:30am every morning.
I use this sleep clock calculator
http://sleepyti.me/
Usually I get ready for bed at 10:00pm, and am in bed by 10:15 to 10:20 to hopefully fall into sleep around 10:30
I know the times for ok sleep cycles when I stay up late, which are midnight and 1:30.
It truly is crazy how manipulating your sleep cycles you feel so much better.
I also use Flux and Twilight. When I know I am about to go to sleep, I crank them on to kickstart my circadian rhythm. When you see what looks like the sun going down, it tells your body to get ready for sleep.
Its been really helpful to keep my sleep in order.
>>55085758
Yeah I use it but It's so easy to snooze i end up sleeping more
>>55085758
>I crashed hard later of course due to lack of sleep but still
so it's not working?
>>55085758
http://sleepyti.me/
But if that app is free and automates things, then that's cool.
>>55086727
>not wearing transition lenses
Anyway, it's pretty trivial to add an LCD screen for a clock to the front.
>>55086769
I chose to get 4 hours or so of sleep, not the app
>>55086841
oh I see, well I guess ill try this
>>55086593
Didn't jawbone fitness bands go out of business recently though
I feel like it's important to point out this thread gave me serious deja vu.
>>55086921
>gave me serious deja vu.
Thats usually a glitch in the Matrix
>>55086947
That scene doesn't even make sense.
You don't say deja vu when you just re-saw something from 5 seconds ago.
>>55086965
>You don't say deja vu when you just re-saw something from 5 seconds ago.
Wat
Yes you do
>>55085758
>not using Sleep As Android
this shit forces me to wake up by having to take a pic of a QR Code I have in my bathroom, else it won't shut up.
>>55085758
Bought it in 2010
Used for years, thousands of logged hours with conditions, reviewed the stats every so often
Go without iPhone for 6 months
They introduce premium and remove stats/conditions/everything cool from non-premium version I fucking paid for
Hate/Love it now
>>55085814
It's crap compared to sleep cycle desu.
I thought shills were just a meme.
brb giving you one star ratings
I dont want to sleep with a device that emits cancer causing signals.
>>55085988
So you uberman then? 20 minutes every 4 hours?
>>55087267
You don't need to place it beside your head
And you can use aeroplane mode if you do
>>55087267
Note that as the number of humans increase, the number of cancer patients increases. Therefore humans cause cancer
>>55086479
Or you could just not stay up until 3am watching Chinese cartoons, I have a job and I still don't use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning
>>55087326
Placebo
>>55088037
>circadian rhythm management is placebo
How retarded can you get?
>>55085758
As some already said, smartwatches or activity trackers are usually much better at it than a simple phone app. I'm using Mi Band 1S, and it checks the sleep phase not only by movement but also by measuring heart rate. For me it works great
>>55087109
holy fuck I am fully convinced I need this now.
>>55087109
Morning Routine does that too, it's great.
>>55088834
I use the same one primarily for tracking my exercise. Its just now i realized why i always feel good when i wake up now and its because of that thing it does when waking you up before your actual alarm.
>>55085758
yet another snake oil
enjoy your placebo
what does it even do? do you put on a heart beat sensor and connect it to the phone or what?
how can it 'meassure' when you're sleeping light
>>55086084
>do you actually think every job is a corporate 9-5 hellhole, being forced to work in a grey cubicle, in a grey suit, in a grey building, in a grey city?
when you can do whatever the fuck you want all day erryday, it may as well be
Now people are willingly giving away their sleeping habits information to god knows who.
We are having exactly the future that we deserve, everyone gives out their personal or private information away on the shittiest whims, then proceed to complain about botnet.
Can't wait to see when the technology goes even further to the masses with shit like your own blood being tested straight from the phone just for holding it and posted automatically to facebook.
Adam posted: Feel better about that clap, John.
>Annie liked this
>>55086130
Go to bed at 21:00 and you'll wake up at 5:00 or 6:00 naturally (after getting some used to it).
You can actually easily make the transition by not sleeping one night, and then going to bed early the next day.
>>55089655
Read the description.
You lay it next to you in your bed. Then it measures your movement. If you move very little, you're probably in deep sleep (bad time to wake up), if you're moving more, you're likely in light sleep (OK to wake up).
>>55090511
Like fuck I'm going to place my expensive phone next to me in bed while I sleep.
>>55090580
What are you afraid of? Eating it?
>>55090580
It goes under mattress. I placed mine inside leather case and it sill detected movement well.
In the end, though, I decided to not sleep near a source of EM radiation.
>>55090632
>What is airplane mode
>>55090632
How is that any better? Under the weight of the mattress and a limp body? Fuck sakes.
>>55090754
The phone is not as fragile as you imagine it to be.
>>55090766
He probably bought a Samsung, so it actually is.
>tfw it takes you 30-90 minutes to fall asleep
Fuck this app, I can judge my 'sleep' time to get an accurate alarm for the morning.
>>55092579
This used to be the case for me, too. Now it only takes up to 60 minutes, usually less than 30.
Not due to silly apps, but I go to bed an hour earlier, and read for an hour. An hour of lying down gives you a chance to adjust your bedding to get comfy, not too hot, not too cold (hopefully) and relaxes your body.
>>55086561
You sleep with your mum?
>>55090580
This
>>55092579
Youre doing it wrong.
>>55085758
now this is shilling
Yeah I used it last year.
>>55087109
I could get up, do that, and be back in bed asleep within 15 seconds.
Can you use one of those without having the phone on your bed?
Why the hell would I wanna wake up at 5:30 AM?
>>55085758
pseudo science.
>>55096150
You can also get up, go to the grocery store and scan the barcode from the bottle you told the app to scan to turn off the alarm, and be back in bed asleep within 3 minutes.
Getting out of bed is the hardest part. If you're that much of a faggot to go back to the bed even when you're already in the bathroom ready to shower then you're just a lazy cunt.
I used to sleep at least 7 hours to function, optimal being 8 hours. I now sleep around 6 hours a day. I guess I aged.
I go sleep at 2am and wake up at around half past 7 naturally. Alarm clocks are for low test nu-males.
>>55096288
>You can also get up, go to the grocery store and scan the barcode from the bottle you told the app to scan to turn off the alarm
Or I can long press the back button and kill the app
>>55088834
That is far and away the worst design I have ever seen.
Med fag here, want to wake up refreshed and in a good mood? Get these and set them to turn your lamp on 30 minutes before your alarm goes off
The light from the lamp forces your body to secrete less and less melatonin which bring you out of deeper stages of sleep until your sleep is very shallow when your alarm goes off
They cost $5 for a 2 pack at Ikea, you literally have no excuse
>>55086965
you do if you felt the deja vu sensation
>>55090511
Im just waiting for the first battery to explode in someones bed report
>>55098066
Why would the battery explode? Are you running benchmarks while the phone is shoved up your ass?
>>55090434
Thís, to be hónest, fám.
>>55098035
Lights wake me up.
>>55085988
>>55085946
So just go to bed and give yourself enough time. I always wake up 5-6 years after I go to sleep, so I just plan for that when I go to bed.
>>55098920
You wake up after 5-6 years? Jesus
>>55098828
Light wakes everyone up, that's how most mammals work
>>55085758
You got 4 and a half hours of sleep, why wouldn't you feel fine? Also That thing seems pointless. Just use a normal clock for your alarm, everyone I know always wakes up 5-10 min before their alarm goes off anyway. The point of the alarm is the same point as copying a book over. Just helps you remember it better.
>>55099043
He could be in a hypomanic state, those people can get by on 3 hours of sleep and still be stupid productive
Just woke up after the first try. I feel alright but it used vibration as a backup so I had no fucking clue what the horrible noise during the melody was.
>>55085758
Set 2 alarms, one when you want to get up and one 95 minutes earlier, first alarm goes off and you go back to sleep and after a typical rem cycle your normal alarm goes off.
>>55085814
What the fuck does this name mean. Seriously, this has been pissing me off for ages.
I know what the app is and everything, I've even used it for a while, but what the FUCK does "sleep as android" mean.
Sleep like an android? Sleep using Android? What the fuck?
>>55090580
>>55090511
what no
it says place it next to your bed (with some tool or whatever), then it uses the microphone
I just bought it yesterday. Pls tell me i didn't spend my money in vain.
>>55100016
No, it says to place it on your bed. It uses the accelerometer to tell when you're tossing and turning at night
>>55101144
That's Sleep as Android, not Sleep Alarm
Plus if that bothers you just turn on airplane mode so your brain won't rot
I used a similar one on android before I started remembered the ideal times (it's 1h30m between each alarm, 6h or 7h30m are the best for me)
>>55085758
it costs money what the fuck
>>55101228
Free on iOS :')
>>55086561
I sleep with my TV always on, does the mic thing means it won't work?
>>55101271
More than likely. Though you might be able to get away with it if the volume is low enough since it accounts for distant sounds when another person is sleeping on the other side of the bed.
>sleep as android is a free trial only
>sleep cycle is paid
i can live sleeping like shit i guess
>>55101378
https://a.uguu.se/hckKKsGFKMm0_SleepAsAndroid-20160616.apk
>>55098035
I don't have a light that's plugged into an outlet in my bedroom.
>>55101165
The problem is not the airplane mode or not, it's that you move around while you sleep and will send the phone flying one day. Happened to me once on the only time I fell asleep using the phone and it flew about 2 meters against some furniture and tilling. By some miracle there was only a small dent on a corner. Not going to happen again I'll tell you that.
I sleep in a hammock instead of a bed. Does that mean I can't use this?
>>55087222
It's literally the same.
There are like 20 apps that do the same on all platforms now.
>>55088834
> find out about the Mi Band
> it's bluetooth, can unlock phone
> buy it
> it fucking works, greatest thing ever
> Xiaomi updates it, features break, smart unlock is broken since then
... welp.
Never again. Fuck Xiaomi.
>>55102935
Where do you live buddy? On a beach in Hawaii?
>>55099660
It doesn't matter, just like peoples names. Its just a collection of symbols to identify a thing, might as well be "uf53x9" or something, doesn't roll off the tongue just as well though.
>>55102935
Rip spine?
>>55085758
Placebo Cycle!
>>55104141
Are you implying sleep stages are not a real thing? If so, you're a moron. Educate yourself.
>>55085758
>Letting NSA even know your sleep patterns.
No thank you
>>55104528
why would anyone care about the sleeping patterns of some fat NEET?
>>55104602
>fat
You rude presumptious motherfucker
>>55099660
probably made by Pajeet and his broken English
>>55101378
I'm using Sleep as Android. In the first months I would just always reset the app (clear data) after the free trial was over.
>>55085874
Forgot to post my face.
>>55085988
Just like when you waste time overeating?
Lol WTF?
>>55101144
Based iOS doesn't have this problem
>>55086414
>11%
Every fucking time
>>55098955
CAN'T WAKE UP INSIDE
>>55105106
On iPhone, those 11 % last for hours. So you don't need to charge until it's down to 2 or 3 %.
>>55102728
Why not?
>>55105328
Lagdroid btfo
>>55086130
So instead of forcing yourself to wake up, you instead force your body into a cycle that is completely against its own circadian rhythm. No wonder you're NEET, you're literally to dumb to take care of something as basic as your very own health.
I really miss my NEET days when I could just sleep whenever and never worry about setting an alarm
my MiBand does that
if an alarm goes off in the next 30 min and it detects light sleep it vibrates a few times.
works surprisingly well, i havent heard my alarm more than a couple of times in the past months
>>55104730
not knowing radiation is a serious cause for concern
>>55099660
You will dream of electric sheep.
>>55108202
Philip, pls
>>55098035
Source?
>>55104641
This.
POO
>>55096171
At least here in Texas, its nice to be able to walk the dog or get some exercise before the sun decides to try to melt everything.
>>55085940
fptbp
>>55101893
Is this legit or a keylogger
>>55113782
yes
>>55113805
thanks
>>55113841
No problem
>>55085814
>androids cucks believe this
>>55113782
Looks legit to me
>>55085758
I've been using sleep as android for a while now and it's great.
It wakes me when I sleep the lightest and I configured it so I have to do a captcha kind of thing to make sure I don't fall back to sleep.
In the two years I've had the app it seems to be regularly getting updates too.
Initially I just downloaded some .apk somewhere but this turned out to be the only app I've ever bought.
